What the fuck?

[TopSecretBoy]

I swear I visit this site every 4 minutes and my "Posts per day" meter is ~2. I think between Mark/Cliffy B delaying "teh demo" and the teletubbies..... it's really starting to get to me. Any you fuckers ever seen Cliffy B in a bunny suit? That's some wicked shit there my friends. Oh, by the way, they FINALLY fixed the trigger delay in the newest Raven Shield patch before the newest one.


*Edited for spelling and any apparent gramatical errors*

[Shadow]

What the hell did you just post?!?

[xenophage]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
I swear I visit this site every 4 minutes and my "Posts per day" meter is ~2. I think between Mark/Cliffy B delaying "teh demo" and the teletubbies..... it's really starting to get to me. Any you fuckers ever seen Cliffy B in a bunny suit? That's some wicked shit there my friends. Oh, by the way, they FINALLY fixed the trigger delay in the newest Raven Shield patch before the newest one.


*Edited for spelling and any apparent gramatical errors*

WTF :confused:

[Smapdey]

Yeah dude, what the fuck?

No really, What? The? Fuck?

[TheKua]

ERRR....????:confused: :confused: WTF!??!

[sideshowbob]

Actually it all makes sense now. There IS a spoon. And it has somehow become lodged sideways in TopSecretBoys skull.

[Odm]

Originally posted by sideshowbob
Actually it all makes sense now. There IS a spoon. And it has somehow become lodged sideways in TopSecretBoys skull. Like this? (Scroll down to the bottom)

http://www.vgcats.com/vgc_comics/?strip_id=92

Anyways, yeah, WTF?

[ihateyou]

give me that... z , o , l , o , f , t

[Hobbes874]

NEVER, THE PILLS ARE MINE BIATCH!!

[DanTheMan]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wtfrobot-The_Tracer.gif

WTF????

[Digital Pimp]

Dude man that that seriously freaks me out. Its like a bad 1950s robot shooting lasers from its crotch. Its strange, frightening and a little gay if ya ask me.

[TopSecretBoy]

Well, nothing to worry about guys. I finally got that bunny suit shit all cleared up.

*Edit*

*Edit2*

I forgot to write the first "*Edit*"

[Silence]

I swear I visit this site every 4 minutes and my "Posts per day" meter is ~2. I think between Mark/Cliffy B delaying "teh demo" and the teletubbies..... it's really starting to get to me. Any you fuckers ever seen Cliffy B in a bunny suit? That's some wicked shit there my friends. Oh, by the way, they FINALLY fixed the trigger delay in the newest Raven Shield patch before the newest one.

and still im like WTF! mate ( so was australia ). posts per day? teletubbies?, Cliffy B in Bunny suit? trigger delay? you really are losing your nuts *cough**cough*

[Downfall]

i dont think he had much to lose in the 1st place

[Roq]

pure crazyness

[Shadow]

Attack of the evil crotch robot.

[TopSecretBoy]

Actually, I could explain everything I posted. Here it goes:

I just happened to be surfing around my profile when I noticed that I had an average of 2 posts per day even though I constantly visit these forums.

The UT2K4 demo, or 'teh demo' as it is known for anyone who posts on the official UT2K3/4 forums knows it as, has been constantly delayed for 'two weeks' for god knows how long.

Cliffy B, or Cliff Bleszinski as some of you might know him, is the creater of the Unreal 'theme' I should say. Mark, a fellow worker of Cliff's, is the one with the task of constantly telling the Unreal community that the demo is delayed. There is a VERY famous (among the Unreal Community) picture of Cliffy B in a bunny suit. Kind of a community inside joke.

As for the "they FINALLY fixed the trigger delay in the newest Raven Shield patch before the newest one." comment, Raven Shield has had a slight trigger delay online since it's released. The 1.5 patch fixed that, but since the 1.51 patch was released, 1.5 has now become "patch before the newest one".

As for the bunny suit cleared up thing, I never knew if the pic was a photoshop now, but now I do know.


Have a nice day, mother fuckers.

*Edit*

http://pcmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/cliffybdesktop800.bmp

[PHAT_ASS]

good ol cliffyb in bunny suit pic

heres the original one:

http://www.quartertothree.com/features/doubletime/cliffyB_and_levelord/cliffyb-rabbit2a.jpg

[TopSecretBoy]

:D

[Hobbes874]

phat_ass the fat assed kid in your sig angers me. I just want to cap his fat little ass.

[TopSecretBoy]

I'm pretty sure it was a 'her', but yeah. I wanted to cap that little fat fucker too.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

cracks good dawg!.. crack pwnz j00!

[pixelater]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
phat_ass the fat assed kid in your sig angers me. I just want to cap his fat little ass.

His name is Ron Jeremy aka the HedgeHog and he is not a kid, he is a p*rn star. Check out his docuporn at your local Video store.

Fun Factoid, Ron Jeremy can auto falate(?) himself.
(Not sure how to spell falate, my spell check wants to replace it with "falafel". Oh well, means he can suck his own tallywacker.) :eek:

[xenophage]

Originally posted by pixelater
His name is Ron Jeremy aka the HedgeHog and he is not a kid, he is a p*rn star. Check out his docuporn at your local Video store.

Fun Factoid, Ron Jeremy can auto falate(?) himself.
(Not sure how to spell falate, my spell check wants to replace it with "falafel". Oh well, means he can suck his own tallywacker.) :eek:


Dude Ron Jeremy is his avatarr, his sig is two fat fucking kids..

[pixelater]

Originally posted by xenophage
Dude Ron Jeremy is his avatarr, his sig is two fat fucking kids..

:confused:

Oh, his sig does not show up on my screen... it just shows as a missing picture icon.

Thank god for that than. - Thanks!

[Yian]

here is the pic. It does not allow hotlinking so he added invisicrap in front of it, which made it slower to load.

[Odm]

Originally posted by pixelater
His name is Ron Jeremy aka the HedgeHog and he is not a kid, he is a p*rn star. Check out his docuporn at your local Video store.

Fun Factoid, Ron Jeremy can auto falate(?) himself.
(Not sure how to spell falate, my spell check wants to replace it with "falafel". Oh well, means he can suck his own tallywacker.) :eek: It's spelt fellate. MSN encarta is my friend (not really, but whatever)

[pixelater]

Grrr!! How can those kids parents do that to them? I mean, WTF!!!
Don't they realize the sh*t storm those kids are going to go through in life being SUPER SIZED like that. Or maybe they are hoping to sue McDonalds cause it made their kids really f*cking fat. We need a really good stupidity plague. Never mind, just venting...

[TopSecretBoy]

Ohhh, I thought you were talking about the video/gif.

[pixelater]

Originally posted by Odm
It's spelt fellate. MSN encarta is my friend (not really, but whatever)

Thanks, I will add it to my dictionary!

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by pixelater
Grrr!! How can those kids parents do that to them? I mean, WTF!!!
Don't they realize the sh*t storm those kids are going to go through in life being SUPER SIZED like that. Or maybe they are hoping to sue McDonalds cause it made their kids really f*cking fat. We need a really good stupidity plague. Never mind, just venting...

I understand man. There is a kid that goes to my school that takes up half the freaking hall. I mean WTF, it wouldn't hurt you to drink water for a month. 10-20 pounds overweight, and you should get on a diet, 100-200 pounds overweight and you should starve yourself for being such a dumbass.

/Rant off.

[Silence]

100-200 pounds over weight, and now i quote every fuckin one in ATRip "WTF", so what is he like 300? hmm and that fellate thing, that sounds interesting doesnt it now :D