French Victories?

[cr3am]

http://members.shaw.ca/hero/googlefrance.jpg

[portzebie]

FUNNY:D :) ;) :p

[Hobbes874]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smapdey]

LOL!!

[Downfall]

ROTF!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHLOL....hehee...ow...i hurt now.............hehe....ow:D

[RAY16]

Yeah, i've seen that before, i was cracking up when I first saw that. Not so funny the second time...O_o

[Olympus]

Yea, thats pretty old. It started with some Canadian guy awhile ago when Google wasn't as popular as it is now. I believe it was back in '98 or '99.

[blind_mad_cow]

thats pretty cool

[NuclearWhale]

Thats pretty funny and Ironic

[NirvanaFan2006]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Rhenna]

Cr3am, thank you so much! You can't imagine how much I love that! I'm inclined to tell the old 'trees on the streets of Paris" joke, but I don't think I could take the flaming. Thanx again.

[Shadow]

Classic :)

[wangstramedeous]

Hehehe.

Beautiful, I seen another like that before.

A most see for my french teacher...mwhahahaha.

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

LMAO. Unfortunately, that's not an actual Google page, though. The URL is http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html. But the funny thing is that if you do a real Google Search of "French Military Victories", then that page is the top ranked result.

[BulletCatcher]

* Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

* Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

* Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

* Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

* Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

* War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

* The Dutch War - Tied

* War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War -- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

* War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

* American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; " France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

* French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

* The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

* The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

* World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, Widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

* World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

* War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.

* Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

* War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

[portzebie]

that is some awesome infomation on the french LOL:)

[Downfall]

beautiful list BulletCatcher:D