Now this is really something! [Archive]

RADiator

February 15th, 2004, 05:41 PM

Quote: "Got $4 millions laying aroud and still looking for a gift for the wife, well look no further! You can now buy your own vault at Ebay! Asking price is US $3,950,000.00, it's located in Central Washington State in beautiful scenery, well...underground that is."

Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2353756090)

future man

February 15th, 2004, 05:48 PM

That's bad assed dude, awesome find.

DanTheMan

February 15th, 2004, 06:12 PM

Holy shit, I could fit all my porno in that!

Downfall

February 15th, 2004, 06:15 PM

you dont have enough porn then:p

DanTheMan

February 15th, 2004, 06:16 PM

Think 80 gig harddrives!

Downfall

February 15th, 2004, 06:16 PM

theres neverenough space!!!:D

DanTheMan

February 15th, 2004, 06:18 PM

^ Word.

coppernaut

February 15th, 2004, 06:22 PM

Actually, that's been on Ebay once before. And before, I think it had bids. I can see terrorist lining up...

RAY16

February 15th, 2004, 06:39 PM

I would buy it and name it Vault 13.

karny

February 15th, 2004, 07:24 PM

I don't think i've ever wanted anything more in my life, the possibliltys are endless!!!

Downfall

February 15th, 2004, 07:46 PM

think of how smoothly solitare would run!!!

Docta Beeeer

February 15th, 2004, 07:50 PM

"Possible Uses:
Ultra Secure, Ultra Private, Personal/Corporate Retreat
World Class Winery - Plant Vineyard above, Store Vintage below
Backup Data, or other long term storage
Year Round Youth Camp or Boarding School
1 silo could be a 155' Rock Climbing Wall
1 silo could be a 100' deep SCUBA Training Pool"

What the fuck? Youth Camp?

Dying_Corpse

February 15th, 2004, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
What the fuck? Youth Camp?

michael jackson style

Shadow

February 15th, 2004, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by RAY16
I would buy it and name it Vault 13.

TRUCKIN

February 15th, 2004, 09:22 PM

i would buy it and sell it. wabam!
!

Digital Pimp

February 15th, 2004, 09:28 PM

I could put my evil empire in there and we could survive those US infidels bombing us. muhahahaha!

No but seriously this is really cool. I've been to one of those facilities before in Arizona really cool all the stuff you could do in there. Hey make it into a massive paintball facility and have like overnight tournaments in there. OR we could have the US prison system establish it as a deathmatch arena for all prisoners sentenced to die. Yes live camera feed a TV station featuring the matches. Save a lot of tax money just buying weapons and armor for a match and that's it.

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 15th, 2004, 09:54 PM

i get a file not found error.. and grow up bitches.. you cant buy jack shit.. and buying property over ebay.. rofl.. that is so gonna own if the seller is bad ha!

Hitman

February 15th, 2004, 09:56 PM

I wouldn't buy it but I would break in and murder everyone inside, I would then live off their lifeless rotten bodies for a few months before leaving and going back into society as my normal sane self.

Hobbes874

February 15th, 2004, 10:04 PM

That's sooo fucking sweeeeeeet :D I'd fill it with asian kids and make them memorize 1's and 0's! My human harddrive :)

future man

February 15th, 2004, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Digital Pimp
I could put my evil empire in there and we could survive those US infidels bombing us. muhahahaha!

No but seriously this is really cool. I've been to one of those facilities before in Arizona really cool all the stuff you could do in there. Hey make it into a massive paintball facility and have like overnight tournaments in there. OR we could have the US prison system establish it as a deathmatch arena for all prisoners sentenced to die. Yes live camera feed a TV station featuring the matches. Save a lot of tax money just buying weapons and armor for a match and that's it.

Armor? Fuck that, give them forks and make it completely dark, with night vision cameras, that would be true deathmatch.

Trustkill

February 15th, 2004, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by RAY16
I would buy it and name it Vault 13. good call. Would we have to wear those faggy blue jumpsuits though? Oh, and does it come with a cool command throne with twin gattling guns?

Shadow

February 16th, 2004, 02:53 AM

Brilliant! I want to see these fork deathmatches!

RADiator

February 16th, 2004, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Trustkill6six6
good call. Would we have to wear those faggy blue jumpsuits though? Oh, and does it come with a cool command throne with twin gattling guns? HEY, SHUT IT! I like those vault 13 jump suits! Oh and does the apocalypse come as the package deal or do we have to create it on our own? Advertisement doesn’t mention that part...

Chimera[NL]

February 16th, 2004, 11:13 AM

Hitman

February 16th, 2004, 02:41 PM

I say we create one.

Simple.. empty your pool if you have one and lay some wood over the top, ontop of that add some bricks for instant anti-nuke defense +1.

Trustkill

February 16th, 2004, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by RADiator
HEY, SHUT IT! I like those vault 13 jump suits! Oh and does the apocalypse come as the package deal or do we have to create it on our own? Advertisement doesn’t mention that part...
ok ok, relax. How bout we just get it, call it "Vault 69" and have massive orgies in each room. Vault uniforms are mandatory and are made of fruit rollups. No one leaves unless their vault suit is licked off em clean. I am a bit intruiged as to what an experienced woman can do with the barrel of Laser Rifle.

Oh, I will bring the Jet.....hitman, you grab the Mentats.

future man

February 16th, 2004, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Hitman
Simple.. empty your pool if you have one and lay some wood over the top, ontop of that add some bricks for instant anti-nuke defense +1.

I'll do that, might piss my parents off though.

Rhenna

February 16th, 2004, 06:33 PM

Something must be nasty about it. Fifty-seven acres, (about 231,000 square meters), for under 4 million dollars is not too shabby *without* the facility. Maybe they forgot to mention the plutonium spill back in the early 70s. It would also cost about 4 million dollars a month to heat and light the place. But, a coat and a flashlight and you're good to go.

Hobbes874

February 16th, 2004, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Rhenna
But, a coat and a flashlight and you're good to go.
That place would be scary as hell in the dark.

Digital Pimp

February 16th, 2004, 09:04 PM

Hell yea it would that is one of my big phobias, not so much a room in the dark, but a huge abandoned facility like that pitch black, one of my biggest fears is being trapped in a prison or mental institution while its night and nobody is around and no electricity and just me and a flashlight, I would get to easily spooked by those noises animals would make and my mind would turn it into a dernaged murderer is there or an unruly spirit is in there. Not to mention that place is underground so it adds another level to the fear.

Rohan

February 16th, 2004, 09:13 PM

cool. now whats Vault 13?

Downfall

February 16th, 2004, 09:36 PM

hey Rohan, i finaly saw the movie your sig clip comes from, holy crap its awsome!!!. I liked the fact that they at least gave a somewhat normal reason nfor him being able to fight the way he did

comlink

February 17th, 2004, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Trustkill6six6
ok ok, relax. How bout we just get it, call it "Vault 69" and have massive orgies in each room. Vault uniforms are mandatory and are made of fruit rollups. No one leaves unless their vault suit is licked off em clean. I am a bit intruiged as to what an experienced woman can do with the barrel of Laser Rifle.

Oh, I will bring the Jet.....hitman, you grab the Mentats.

FRUIT SUITS

Manly men made of meat in fruit suits. A come-plete breakfast in a self-warming package. A package with a package, if you will.

Docta Beeeer

February 17th, 2004, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by Rhenna
Something must be nasty about it. Fifty-seven acres, (about 231,000 square meters), for under 4 million dollars is not too shabby *without* the facility. Maybe they forgot to mention the plutonium spill back in the early 70s. It would also cost about 4 million dollars a month to heat and light the place. But, a coat and a flashlight and you're good to go.
I own 51.5 acres and it didn't cost anything near a million.

xenophage

February 18th, 2004, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Downfall
hey Rohan, i finaly saw the movie your sig clip comes from, holy crap its awsome!!!. I liked the fact that they at least gave a somewhat normal reason nfor him being able to fight the way he did

Which movie is it from?

Downfall

February 18th, 2004, 06:45 AM

xenophage

February 18th, 2004, 10:23 AM

Equilibrium check it out at blockbuster or something. I thought that it would be cheesy as all hell but I was pleasently suprised although i wish the sword fights would have been a bit longer at the end

Thanks.....
*going a bit off topic*
If you like a wierd movies you should watch this flick called Kill Itchi, supposed to be sick..

Downfall

February 18th, 2004, 10:39 AM

well i think we have started to hijack this thread towards movies

a mind fuck movie would have to be Donnie Darko and Reqeium for a dream and Pi

xenophage

February 18th, 2004, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Downfall
well i think we have started to hijack this thread towards movies

a mind fuck movie would have to be Donnie Darko and Reqeium for a dream and Pi

If i'm not mistaken rfd is about drugs right? Whats is dd about? and wtf is pi :confused:

Dying_Corpse

February 18th, 2004, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by xenophage
Whats is dd about?

its a kid with "mental problem"
and he can somewhat see in the futur...

great movie

Downfall

February 18th, 2004, 06:43 PM

he doesnt really have a mental problem he is just a disfunctional teenager

RFD is about drugs

Pi is about a Jewish guy looking for the universal number for god.

these arnt exactly good movie overviews though. I would just sigest watching em and find out for yourself :D

Shadow

February 18th, 2004, 06:44 PM

Those are both great, great movies.

Digital Pimp

February 18th, 2004, 06:47 PM

Mulholland Drive is another film that makes you review your sanity. Plus it hads great nude lesbian love scenes between Naomi Watts and another hot actress, if nothing else rent it for those scenes alone.

xenophage

February 18th, 2004, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Digital Pimp
Mulholland Drive is another film that makes you review your sanity. Plus it hads great nude lesbian love scenes between Naomi Watts and another hot actress, if nothing else rent it for those scenes alone.

*drool*
Naomi Watts is hoooooot :)
Df if you really wanna see a mind fucking movie watch a bollywood flick (j/k)

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 18th, 2004, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by xenophage
*drool*
Naomi Watts is hoooooot :)
Df if you really wanna see a mind fucking movie watch a bollywood flick (j/k)

ROFL.. Bollywood Flicks.. I never could stand them 3 hour plus movies w/ indians desperately trying to be nude and shit!

xenophage

February 19th, 2004, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
ROFL.. Bollywood Flicks.. I never could stand them 3 hour plus movies w/ indians desperately trying to be nude and shit!

There is no nudity in Indian films ( sadly:( ) BUT dude all of them are not bad. I can't stand the song and dance routine too, but nowadays many of them are like 1.5 to 2 hrs short.

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 19th, 2004, 02:45 AM

Anything worth seeing? Haven't seen a good film for ages.. damn SK flicks arent flicks anymore too :o

xenophage

February 19th, 2004, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
Anything worth seeing? Haven't seen a good film for ages.. damn SK flicks arent flicks anymore too :o

SK is a commercial whore.. Some off beat flicks r pretty nice. I personally liked Boom and Bombay Boys. Check them out if u like, they r pretty funny.

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 19th, 2004, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by xenophage
SK is a commercial whore.. Some off beat flicks r pretty nice. I personally liked Boom and Bombay Boys. Check them out if u like, they r pretty funny.

*ing?

xenophage

February 19th, 2004, 03:00 AM

Boom has a good starcast -
Amitabh bachan
Jackie shroff
Bo Derek in a bikin scene ( no jokes )

You could also watch Plan, it's a remake on Resevoir Dogs.

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 19th, 2004, 03:14 AM

ROFL indians looking for bikini scenes.. I think they need to watch some new bitch pr0n flicks you have out for the new comers.. ha!

Ok i will try watching some..

RADiator

February 19th, 2004, 03:23 AM

Now I trully understand what Smap meant. Stay on the topic guys, or go make another thread! Downfall I am warning you! This isn’t even the first time when you where guilty of hijacking a thread, I do however hope its the last time!

xenophage

February 19th, 2004, 03:29 AM

Oops sorry!!!

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 19th, 2004, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by RADiator
Now I trully understand what Smap meant. Stay on the topic guys, or go make another thread! Downfall I am warning you! This isn’t even the first time when you where guilty of hijacking a thread, I do however hope its the last time!

Ok after reading this 3 sentences came to mind..

1) pissed coz he jacked yours
2) it wasnt me
3) blame downfall, kill kill kill

ha! and simultaneously too..

RADiator

February 19th, 2004, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
Ok after reading this 3 sentences came to mind..

1) pissed coz he jacked yours
2) it wasnt me
3) blame downfall, kill kill kill

ha! and simultaneously too.. I'll agree with number one and number three, but don’t even try to feed me number two, I won’t buy it. ;)

Downfall

February 19th, 2004, 06:52 AM

:p

ok ok...back on topic. for those of you who have no idea what this thread was about to begin with, here and its only (US) $3,950,000.00
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Former United States Air Force Titan 1 facility
Consisting of 16 Large-to-Huge Underground Buildings
located in Central Washington State
10 minutes off I-90

Underground Buildings:

Power Dome - 125' diameter, 70' ceiling
Control Dome - 100' diameter, 50' ceiling
3 - 155' Deep Missile Silos
3 - Equipment Terminal Builings - 4 Stories
3 - Misc. Buildings adjacent to Silos
Ex-Air Intake Building (Empty Useable Space)
Ex-Air Exhaust Building (Empty Useable Space)
2 - Antenna Silos - 6 stories deep
1 - Entry Portal Building- 6 stories deep

Approx. 57 acres. Tens of Thousands of square footage underground. Underground tunnel level 5 stories below ground level. Underground has a constant unheated temperature of 55 degrees. Wall thicknesses 2 feet to 14 feet. Built to withstand a 1 MEGATON blast within 3,000 feet and survive! Private water system with 700' well. 3 Phase High-Voltage Power on site. Paved Roads. Original perimeter, barbed-wire topped, chainlink fence intact. Original 40' by 100' metal shop above ground. 2 Manufactured Homes on property. Ground water level approx. 600 feet below surface.

THIS FACILITY IS DRY AND HAS NO GROUNDWATER SEEPAGE.

TopSecretBoy

February 19th, 2004, 06:58 AM

I would buy it and name it Vault 13.

:D

I own 51.5 acres and it didn't cost anything near a million.

That's one large ice cube.

WhoGivesARatsAss

February 19th, 2004, 10:13 AM

downfall you were ][ *<- this* close to being killed by Rad.. damn!

Downfall

February 19th, 2004, 11:02 AM

*comes out of hiding*

it is safe yet?

I put it back on topic ....dont kill me:( i dont handle death very well....especialy my own!

:D

Trustkill

February 19th, 2004, 11:11 AM

You know what would be an AWESOME idea for that place? Make it an INSANE exclusive club.....I dont even want to type the things that I'm thinking that I could do in there.

TopSecretBoy

February 19th, 2004, 03:24 PM

You know what would be an AWESOME idea for that place? Make it an INSANE exclusive club.....I dont even want to type the things that I'm thinking that I could do in there.

Let me guess, it includes boobs and beer, correct?

I'm good... :D