Welcome Jason-Alaska

[Jason-Alaska]

I just wanted to be the first to introduce the newest member to the forums.... (drum-role)....

ME!!!

I have been a forum lurker for over a year but just joined AT to get Files (girls) and game info (girls) and media... And COUGH-GIRLS!

So welcome Jason-Alaska, have a nice stay. :D

[Docta Beeeer]

Why is your name Jason-Alaska?

[Downfall]

welcome to the boards..and always remember he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

[Jason-Alaska]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Why is your name Jason-Alaska?

Because my name is Jason... And I live in Alaska... And I'm not any more creative then... Well... That.

Mostly because someone already took the really cool name "Docta Beeeer". Oh I swear when I find the guy who took that cool name I'm gunna...

:confused:

[xenophage]

Welcome to the forums dude..

Originally posted by Downfall
welcome to the boards..and always remember he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

Fuck dude that was fucking awesome...

[Jason-Alaska]

Thanks for the warm welcome and thank god I'm not a praying mantis. I guess that gives new meaning to giving head before sex. ;)

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Jason-Alaska
Thanks for the warm welcome and thank god I'm not a praying mantis. I guess that gives new meaning to giving head before sex. ;)

lol :p
Btw that means a female praying mantis fucks the headless dead body of her husband!! OMFG!!!! I still can't get over it.

[RADiator]

Aaah, not without a sense of humour I see. That’s good, very good. Oh and welcome to the forums.

[JerraMaya]

Welcome to the Forum dude

:cool: :cool: :cool:

[Hobbes874]

Welcome to the madness.

[karny]

Welcome to my mum... i mean forums.. forums... yeah.

[Freakonaleash89]

Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay here!

[Bigolli]

welcome to hell man!
enjoy your stay and always keep all hands and knees inside! trust me when you get to it you'll know ;)

[karny]

Originally posted by Bigolli
welcome to hell man!
enjoy your stay and always keep all hands and knees inside ! trust me when you get to it you'll know ;)

Inside my mum, when you get to her ovaries.... i mean forums, fourms damit!!!

p.s. i hope none of you know what i'm talking bout, if you do, you are one really fked up sob!

[Yian]

Welcome!!!! I'm Yian!!!! :D :D Pleased to meet you!!!!!!!

[Jason-Alaska]

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. Looking forward to matching wits with all you trash talkers. :D

I'll go first with the trash talking... GARBAGE!

Thanks again for the welcome.;)

[coppernaut]

Welcome. Just so you know, before you post count reaches 100, you have to put a picture of...

Forget it.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by coppernaut
Welcome. Just so you know, before you post count reaches 100, you have to put a picture of...

Forget it.

hahahha arent u interested in that ;) ;) very naughty

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

welcome to da club..

Rule # 1: Do not fuck with us, because we sure as hell would fuck you if you ever attempt to fuck with us. How is that for a fucking warm welcome.

[Jason-Alaska]

Thanks for the tip WhoGivesARatsAss I wasn't sure what you ment by that so I looked it up at Dictionary.com

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fuck

Who knew Dictionarys (and welcomes) could be so much fun! :cool:

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

you know that was exactly what the fuck i was talking about.. have fun..

rule # 2: do not take anything seriously. EVAR!

[Bigolli]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
you know that was exactly what the fuck i was talking about.. have fun..

rule # 2: do not take anything seriously. EVAR!

i think that is the number 1 rule around here. no matter what anyone says to you, dont take it seriously, especially in the Hardware forum :D

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Bigolli
i think that is the number 1 rule around here. no matter what anyone says to you, dont take it seriously, especially in the Hardware forum :D

coz there are alot of NVIDIA Whores there :D

[Jason-Alaska]

HEY! I'm an Nvidia whore! The Geforce can display more pixels per second then I can paint with my underwear on fire and the only way to put it out is a bucket of paint and to try and paint fast enough to douse the flames... I mean uh, I like Nvidia. ;)

[Bigolli]

right....anyway, If you are an NVIDIA whore stay away from the ATI, Radeon etc. threads, coz it will only stir up trouble...god have we seen some funny shit....well i havent but im hoping everyone else has....

[Downfall]

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[Bigolli]

Originally posted by Downfall
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should have at least used a pic of him in the scene where he lays down the rules, but its good enough

[Downfall]

bah..i didnt make it..i have a new place to siphon pics from:D

[iplayguitar]

NVidia sucks ass except for the nForce mobo's and welcome to the forums.

[Jason-Alaska]

I havn't had my ass sucked since prison... Man do I miss that. Thanks for the welcomes. :D