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NiteWing74
March 18th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Lacey: OK, so when you say stupid do you mean that I am not as smart as you because I can understand how you would think that way because you are all immoral perverts and you think you are smarter than everyone else in the world, but what i mean to say is/what i'm actually saying is that I don't think you could be smarter than me because you cannot see my viewpoint and agree with it what i mean to say is you.....**WHACK**

NiteWing74: Hey, no fair... I wanted to hit her with the baseball bat.

Sixshooter: Sorry. Here, I brought an extra crowbar!

**WHACK**WHACK**

WGARA: Ohh Dammmn.... Good one Phoosh... LOOK AT HER EYE!! It's hangin out!!

EVERYBODY ELSE: YESYESYES!!!

Lacey: by hitting me are you trying to say you don't like me or are you just proving that you are all no better than animals what I mean to say is that animals at least usually only attack for food or to protect themselves but you are supposed tro be humans and you are attacking me for fun so what i mean to say is are animals better/....

**WHACK**WHACK**WHACK**

NiteWing74: That's gotta do it... she's gotta be dead now.

2Lions: OH MY GOD... Look... Her mouth is still moving..

Sixshooter: Shhhh... whats she saying?

(Listen closely)

Lacey: OK, so you are trying to kill me but what i want to know is it because you are all immoral perverts and you must silence the only person among you that is not an immoral pervert or what i mean to say is....

*********BLAM*********

FatBastard: Hey guys... Brought my .44... That poor animal looked like it was in pain....

NiteWing74: That was no Animal! That was Lacey!

FatBastard: ooops, hehe...

(EVERYBODY LAUGHS)

WGARA: Lets get a drink fellas...

Phoosh: Yeah, nothing like shuttin up a woman to build up a thirst!

EVERYBODY: Here! HERE!

(Starting to walk away)

Lacey: cough..cough... so by shooting me were you trying to tell me that you wanted me to stop telling you how immoral....


EVERYBODY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!


The Moral
It just goes to show, you can shut a woman up in the kitchen, but you can NEVER SHUT A WOMAN UP!(J/K)

Shadow
March 18th, 2003, 06:00 PM
LMFAO... that was good for a laugh :D

Finally started posting on the forums eh?

NiteWing74
March 18th, 2003, 06:03 PM
Yeah, Thought I'd give it a shot... That dumb bitch is just soooooo stupid that I can't resist flaming the shit out of her.


I'd probably ignore her if she wasn't so damn stupid (I SHOULD be pitying her, but that's just no fuckin fun)


hehe

Phoosh
March 18th, 2003, 09:50 PM
hahaha
I love that!

I'm getting that "You can shut a woman up in the kitchen, but you can't shut a woman up!" put on my tombstone, along with the line "Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women"

Shadow
March 18th, 2003, 09:55 PM
Phoosh the second statements prolly true... I mean, who does the nagging?!? :D

WhoGivesARatsAss
March 19th, 2003, 01:09 AM
*After the events of NiteWing74's post...*

*WGARA takes out his Shotty and pumps up in Lacey's Ass*

WGARA: There is nothing like silencing a horny bitch with a DAMN SHOTGUN!..

*BAM BAM BAM*

*Lacey's Brains are lying all over the place (GET IT!)*

Phoosh: She was an ignorant slut! *Yeaahh I have wanted to say this for a long time*

SixShooter: I thought you were the ignorant slut!

NiteWing74: Are you trying to implicate that Lacey was not an ignorant slut or that Phoosh is the only ignorant slut or that both can be ignorant sluts!

WGARA: Damn its the Lacey Syndrome!.. AAaaaaaaaaaaahhh Run like hell!

Marc: You didn't mention me in the post! Damn!

Dead Lacey: Life's a bitch and I lived my life being one.. Muhahaha.. Bitches Never DIE!..

2lions: Aw Crap! We are struck with Dead Lacey now!

*To Be Continued..*

p.s. Lacey Aint A Woman.. She's A Horny Bitch

wangstramedeous
March 19th, 2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Phoosh
hahaha
I love that!

I'm getting that "You can shut a woman up in the kitchen, but you can't shut a woman up!" put on my tombstone, along with the line "Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women"

Man I lovvvvvvvve that quote. I got this utlra-hyper-diablotype-feminist for a French teacher. My mornings are always hell.

NiteWing74
March 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM
You know.. Everybody likes my woman qoute...

except my wife...

go figure.

LOL

SaintDL
March 25th, 2003, 11:01 AM
why are we all firing lacey so mooch? and where is descent? he did sumthing bad?

huh?

cr3am
March 25th, 2003, 04:00 PM
dumb people don't understand what nudity is

SaintDL
March 29th, 2003, 01:26 AM
he's nude?

Hobbes874
March 29th, 2003, 10:32 PM
lol, that some good stuff nitewing :D