Flying shark VS. flying crocodile?

[Downfall]

who would win?

i say the crock would kick ass

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Downfall

i say the crock would kick ass
make that 2 votes

[REBEL_AU]

yeah the crocodile would win.
sharks sortof have to get above what they bit but crocodiles can just snap.

you should of made a poll

[Downfall]

i meant too..then hit reply before i could do anything abotut it...cr3am? Smap? could ya out one in?

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Downfall
i meant too..then hit reply before i could do anything abotut it...cram? Smap? could ya out one in?
is that cr3ams new nickname?

[Downfall]

what are you talkign about?

:D :D

[REBEL_AU]

haha, we all can see the Last edited by Downfall on March 22nd, 2004 at 03:08 PM
at the end of your post.:D

[Downfall]

:p

back on topic..GO CROC!!!

[PHAT_ASS]

flying croc hands down

[TopSecretBoy]

Shark, easy.

1. Crocs break creatures necks by grabbing and twisting. Which it wouldn't be able to do to a Shark seeing as 1., it has no neck, and 2 it doesn't have any bones.

2nd, a shark would be more powerful than a crock and has about 300x as many teeth. :)

[Digital Pimp]

Flying Crock all the way.

And yes Questions will be asked and then be destroyed by answers!

[RogerWilco]

A great white would annihilate a croc. I see humans wrestle crocs all the time, but I've never seen a human try to wrestle a great white......because that would be stupid.

http://www.adultswim.com/promos/200403_shark_v_croc/index.html

-RW

[Shadow]

Shark. All the way - It being a shark alone sets it up for the winner, the flying is just a nice addition.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
Shark, easy.

1. Crocs break creatures necks by grabbing and twisting. Which it wouldn't be able to do to a Shark seeing as 1., it has no neck, and 2 it doesn't have any bones.

2nd, a shark would be more powerful than a crock and has about 300x as many teeth. :)
No crocs do not do that.
the shear jaw pressure that a crocodile can inflict can crush bones without twistiong or even moving.

[xenophage]

Great white would fuck up a Croc any day..


A great white would annihilate a croc. I see humans wrestle crocs all the time, but I've never seen a human try to wrestle a great white......because that would be stupid.

Well said dude.......

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Flying Crotch for sure..

[Smapdey]

Dudes, it's the shark. Think about how much faster a shark would be! And think of the last time a crocodile ate up an entire town? I think Sharks have done that in like the 6 Jaws movies that they crapped out! Crocs have never done that! EVER!!!

Besides, how lame is a crocodile? I mean, it just sits there like a log and never does anything! How lame is a Shark? NOT VERY FUCKING LAME!! I mean, the things must eat boats and blue whales and Loch Ness Monsters and shit all the time. Wasn't it a shark that sank the Titanic? I'd like to see a croc do that!

[xenophage]

Wasn't it a shark that sank the Titanic?


Umm no! It was an iceberg..
Duuude and crocs are not lame at all. I have seen some shows on the discovery where they showcase these fuckers in action. They are pretty hardcore especially when they go into a Death Roll with their prey.

[wmgreer]

I haven't decided yet.

1. Wouldn't it be hard for the shark to bite through a croc's shin? It's supposed to be very tuff.

2. Does the fact that a croc could swim to shallow water or get on dry land matter?


Think about how much faster a shark would be! And think of the last time a crocodile ate up an entire town? I think Sharks have done that in like the 6 Jaws movies that they crapped out! Crocs have never done that! EVER!!!

True, but a shark has to wait for its prey to get in the water. A croc can go on dry land.

[Smapdey]

No, these are flying animals.

And no one has ever proved that it was an iceburg, that's just the liberal media telling you lies! LIES!! Look, that's what America wanted you to think so that they could go to war with Japan. I mean, are you people all blind?! There was no iceburg!

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by wmgreer
I haven't decided yet.

1. Wouldn't it be hard for the shark to bite through a croc's shin? It's supposed to be very tuff.


yeah, although it's not like plate armor or anything like that it would give a lot of protection.

and with the flying thing, A sharks main advantage normally would be speed.
flying they would be at the same speed.

[xenophage]

But the dry land part doesn't matter cos they both will be flying..

[Downfall]

how would shark breath ? does he lave water in that jet pack of his?

[wmgreer]

I vote for the shark, simply becauseI think sharks are cooler and more interesting than crocs.

[Silence]

Pacman, id vote pacman hed prolly own em both, with hes allmighty yellow yaws. ( pacman fits the profile because he aint real and i actually havent sawn any flying crocs... for atleast 2 months.)

[wmgreer]

So are you saying you've actually seen a flying croc?

[Odm]

Originally posted by Smapdey
No, these are flying animals.

And no one has ever proved that it was an iceburg, that's just the liberal media telling you lies! LIES!! Look, that's what America wanted you to think so that they could go to war with Japan. I mean, are you people all blind?! There was no iceburg! There was no iceburg because that means icefort. Or was there. Maybe those damn Norwegians attacked the Titanic with their secret icefort. Or maybe, that was to cover the fact that the Russian commandos had placed charges in the hull to show the builder's ignorance...

(Burg = fort)

[NiteX]

I think the croc might might have a better chance b/c of his amazing flying skillz, he can flap his wings the same speed as a humming bird can, he can hover and do all kinds of great shit for hours. The shark on the other hand has a jetpack that only lasts for so long, so he would run out of fuel very soon, and also wouldnt have as much control over his flight. So therefore the Croc could win in that department, and also the croc has a big jaw and has teeth that go all the way back so therefore would win in that department as well!

by the way I basicly heard all this shit off on Adult swim and just told you what I got from them:p

[karny]

Dude crocs are a heap of shiz, have any of you seen that faggot steve erwin fighting crocs? he is a blatant homo and even he can beat up a croc, a shark would eat him before he could say 'ooo look at my tight short pants' crocs kill by biteing something and then draging it under the water to drown it, sharks rip shit off their prey using incredibly strong jaw and neck mussles.

Oh and the norwegans would never build an ice fort to sink the titanic, they would obviously use a system of levers and pulleys to snaffle it out of the sea to steal that huge jewl that bitch had!

[Chimera[NL]]

Dudes, your forgetting elementary basics. Aerodynamics. The shark is far more streamlined then the shark meaning he's a lot faster. So he kicks ass.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by karny
Dude crocs are a heap of shiz, have any of you seen that faggot steve erwin fighting crocs? he is a blatant homo and even he can beat up a croc, a shark would eat him before he could say 'ooo look at my tight short pants' crocs kill by biteing something and then draging it under the water to drown it, sharks rip shit off their prey using incredibly strong jaw and neck mussles.
actually no, with ropes or other restraining devices there is no way one, two or even three people could pin down a shark

[karny]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
actually no, with ropes or other restraining devices there is no way one, two or even three people could pin down a shark

errrr like i said the shark would eat steve erwin....

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by karny
errrr like i said the shark would eat steve erwin....
yes but your reason was that he can beat a crocodile.

[Roq]

damn tv shows

[Hobbes874]

Get off my ice you little wankers!!

[speedjak]

The shark hands-down. I've always thought of it as a predatory creature wherelse the croc is more of the scavenger type.

[koster]

When I first saw this thread (name) I thought that you guys were talking about these two:
http://www.aeronautics.ru/m/mi24004.jpg
VS
http://www.aeronautics.ru/kamov/ka5001.jpg
;)

[Downfall]

watch Adult swim.. and learn young padawan

[blind_mad_cow]

ahem...shark.

[karny]

That top helecopter is called a hind not a shark or am i missing something...

[blind_mad_cow]

thats what i thought, but maybe the 'shark' is another name for it...:confused:

[Chimera[NL]]

That lower chopper used to be in the Commanche Game.....the old one............the REALLY old one.

[REBEL_AU]

plus many shark attacks have been avoided because the diver punched the shark, that's right. more than once a diver has punched a shark and the shark swam away.
if you punched a crocodile it would probably tear your arm off then eat you.
in summary
shark = wuss
crocodile = badass

[xenophage]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
plus many shark attacks have been avoided because the diver punched the shark, that's right. more than once a diver has punched a shark and the shark swam away.
if you punched a shark it would probably tear your arm off then eat you.
in summary
shark = wuss
crocodile = badass

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was funny.. Even if it was true

[Smapdey]

That is a Hind you dumbass. You're fucking retarded. I hate you. Go die soon. RARRRRR!!! FLAME ANGRY SMAP!!!

Hey, let's have a new poll, which one could have eaten John Ritter's still warm body fastest?

[REBEL_AU]

ahhh shit!
i typed shark instead of crocodile.
edited now.

[Kain]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
Shark, easy.

1. Crocs break creatures necks by grabbing and twisting. Which it wouldn't be able to do to a Shark seeing as 1., it has no neck, and 2 it doesn't have any bones.

2nd, a shark would be more powerful than a crock and has about 300x as many teeth. :)

Mybe its been mentioned befor but, The croc would win.
I mean yes all of the above are true, but sharks cant breathe air.... crocs can.

And what on earth made you make this thread Downfall?

[Smapdey]

Crocs can't breathe water! It can't fly underwater!

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Crocs can't breathe water! It can't fly underwater!
WTF?

[Downfall]

it was somethign that has been on Adult Swim on cartoon network late at night and i was wonderin how many other geeks would respond/care :D :D

[Smapdey]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
WTF?

YES!!! WHAT THE FUCK INDEED.

[Award]

Why isn't there a poll?

[Kain]

Originally posted by Downfall
it was somethign that has been on Adult Swim on cartoon network late at night and i was wonderin how many other geeks would respond/care :D :D

Well it certainly got a high responce, oh and i got another useless fact for you.

"The Homosapien is the only creature on earth that scares itself awake"


:D

[RogerWilco]

Originally posted by Kain
Mybe its been mentioned befor but, The croc would win.
I mean yes all of the above are true, but sharks cant breathe air.... crocs can.

And what on earth made you make this thread Downfall?

I think it's safe to assume that if a croc and a shark can fly then the breathing enviornment is a non-issue.

I think a flying rhino would destroy pretty much anything though. So I vote for a rhino.

-RW

[Downfall]

no poll cus i forgot one

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Downfall
no poll cus i forgot one

Fucking geek :D

[Downfall]

you replied..your a geek too damnit!!!

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Downfall
you replied..your a geek too damnit!!!

dammit!!!!!!!!!! :(
I guess I'll have to embrace the geekdom

[Award]

geeks!
:eek:

[xenophage]

Ur treading on thin ice mate ;)
You have been warned!!!!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

this thread is pretty damn idiotic to say the least.. I mean all of you fucking morons should know by now that a flying hippo can fuck any flying shark or crotch just like that..

see the hippo is flying and stuff and its going like waaaa waaaa waaaa I am flying.. look at me goooo.. w/ its big huge assed fucking nostrils sucking in some cool air..

now the hippo sees the flying shark and goes like.. hey little flying shark i can fly can you too..

and the shark goes.. wtf nigger I can fly cant you fucking see me fly..

and the hippo goes.. waaaa waaaa waaaa i am flying and stuff.. and the shark is confused and stuff and the hippo takes advantage of the confusion and lets out one disgusting motherfucking shit odor fart in yo mama's flying shark face and the shark goes bonkers and falls 1000 feet down on the ground.. now the fucking shark cant swim so its pretty much fucking owned dawg.. hippo owned the shark..

and then the hippo is like flying and stuff again and saying.. waaa waaa waaa look at my big huge assed fucking nigger butt cheeks go.. and then a viscouse moronic flying crocodile comes along..

now the hippo is a fucking genious.. he goes.. look there flying crotch i am flying.. can you fly too?

so the croc is confused and angry for being called a crotch and says.. wtf huge assed motherfucking buttcheek nigger hippo.. cant you see i am flying.. and the dude is like angry.. i am talking fire in yo mama's eyes angry..

and the hippo takes advantage of the anger and lets out one disgusting motherfucking bitch slapping homo fart and the croc doesnt see it coming.. and falls to the ground.. 2000 feet.. the croc is owned dawg.. i say the flying nigger hippo owns all biatch.. it owns your mama's flying croc and sharks dude!.. you just got owned bud!

[REBEL_AU]

indeed

[xenophage]

WGARA needs immediate medical attention....

[REBEL_AU]

yeah.

[Silence]

OMG! that was good, and yeah call the guys, who have the special white shirt for WGARA.

[Award]

I'm sorry, but what's WGARA?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Award
I'm sorry, but what's WGARA?

*slaps award w/ a 12 foot dildo*

WhoGivesARatsAss = WGARA!

[Award]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
*slaps award w/ a 12 foot dildo*

WhoGivesARatsAss = WGARA!
*Award slaps WhoGivesARatsAss with a sweaty jump-suit, shaves his hair and farts in his general direction.

[Downfall]

*sits on side and watched as a cow is launched over the wall towards random crowd of members

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Award
*Award slaps WhoGivesARatsAss with a sweaty jump-suit, shaves his hair and farts in his general direction.

*sends WGARA's pet flying hippo towards Award and says:*

Run BIATCH!!!1

[Award]

I can befriend hippos.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Award
I can befriend hippos.

Damn!

*resumes slapping Award w/ 12 foot dildo*

[Award]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
Damn!

*resumes slapping Award w/ 12 foot dildo*
I like you slapping meh;)

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Award
I like you slapping meh;)

:eek:
Should we be concerned?

[Downfall]

only if he starty typing wiht one hand. or his feet

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Downfall
only if he starty typing wiht one hand. or his feet

Dude your spelling skill have been deteriorating w/ time.. whats up? Drinking?

[xenophage]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
Dude your spelling skill have been deteriorating w/ time.. whats up? Drinking?

I think he's started typing with one hand/foot :D

[Award]

I think this is more of an issue of grammar.
;)

[xenophage]

Cool avatarr btw... But what the fuck keeps on popping ip while the guy's head banging ( that's what he's doing right?)

[Award]

It's the aphex twin logo.

[Downfall]

well i was looking at the tv and typed it..then i clicked on reply without looking at what it looked like and moved on to next thread...the drinking occurs friday and saturday night, its my girlfriends b day and much vodka, liquor, malts, beer shall be had by all(and by all i mean about 20 people)