Rap Battles

[Phoosh]

Alright, listen up you punks. I just saw 8 mile and I've more easily influenced then little kids by candy. So, I challenge you to come up with rap battles about people amongst the AT forums....You can target me if you DARE, but I'll respond and rip you apart...

[Smapdey]

Phoosh, Phoosh, Bo Boosh, Fananna fanna fo foosh, me my mo moosh! Phoosh! Coosh, coosh co coosh, donanna danna do Douche, G. I. Joe somethingorother!

I RULE!! EAT ME!!

[Phoosh]

ROFL @ SMAPDEY

But now for my counter which will be meaningless but merciless


*ahem*

Smapdey, Jackson motherfucking Johns
Does about as much harm, as a fucking hamster farm
Talking shit in limeric to anyone who'll listen
Bragging about chicks when all you got is fucking pigeon dick
You'll be a virgin till you're seventy fuckin six
I fucking hate you, shouldn't waste breath on you
Only tell lies, never anything remotely true. Fabricate the red, ejaculate the blue, the only honest thing you've said is that your ass is loose
The seven deadly sins, commited by whims, well now your foreskin's getting ripped by safety pins, drag your ass a mile, and dumped it in the garbage bin...


I've heard quite enough of myself.

[cr3am]

Who's using big words? Phoosh
Wearing the shoes with the swoosh.
Kissing ass with smap
Rhymin' with lyrics of crap,
Smokin' way too much cock.
What? Is that a shock?

My rhymes rhyme,
but they sound like shit
i need some more time,
so i'll go on my ass and sit.

:D:D:D:D that was so terrible it was funny!!!

[wangstramedeous]

Sit back, cr3am
for some simplistic shit
don't make me take this stick
and whack some sense with it
have you seen ma skillz
if you beef,
you’ll be passing those pills

Guess this rant is about phoosh,
But this thread needs a little push
So ill be packing ma fo fos
To frag all you ignorant fools

And smap, get a map
Don’t make me smack
You all the way the way back
To kung fo land.

:) No malice, all in jest…though there might be some truth in jest

[Phoosh]

Alright Alright Hold up...Here we go

cr3am, you sound like something I secrete, and if we ever did meet, you'd be flat off your feet,
knocked out, face down on concrete now, do you hear me or am I too loud?

Next, that little bitch named wangstra
Comes here talking shit like he's a gangsta
If he ever did shit he'd be shot for sure
He's nothing but a wanna be *racial slur*
Fuck this shit up from a-z
Fuck this shit up from 1-3
Fuck this shit up you got v.d.
You're going home in pieces if you mess with me

[Obscurus]

Felt like coming into this competition
Promise you I won't cause repitition
Smap heard me coming fast
took off, said it was a blast
Phoosh tried to linger a while
a verse later, he's sptting up bile
Now for Wangstramedeous
Shit! just too fucking teadious
In the end cr3am was emasculated
sorta despressed cuz he was just ejaculated
Moral of the tale?
None, just my rhyme which is stale...


(God, it says alot when I am freestylin (trying to) @ 2 in the morning...pity too, I had such a nice serene life going on.)

[wangstramedeous]

[wangstramedeous]

Lol Phoosh I loved that. Now thats the good shiezer.

More!

[Phoosh]

Thanks Wangsta....Got me a new target

Obscurus? Yeah, your rhymes ARE obscure
You're the disease and I'm the cure
Just another fucking fish caught on my lure
So buckle up your balls for something that's sure
When you said that I, was spitting up bile?
You should've kept your fucking mouth shut for a while
Cuz now, I'm just adding you to the pile
Of bitches who tried to cut me and my style
Hear this fury? Well it's only beginning
You don't qualify to lick the shit off'a my linens
Instead of rapping your lips should'a stuck to rimming
Cuz this is murder, this is your ass that I'm skinnin'
See when I started, I probably wouldn't have cared
But you come in here fuckin' lyrically impaired
If you're gonna scream this at least be prepared
Cuz the only thing you'll get with those rhymes is welfare
See, I know how it is, thinking you're "it"
Having people volunteering to swallow your spit
That's difference between me and you, you fucking nitwit
You're not the cat's ass, you're fucking dogshit
You're not from the ghetto, you're from the armpit
Of a 1200 pound salad tossing fat bitch
Look, all I'm saying is don't fuckin open your trap
Don't even let those cum guzzling gums start to flap
Cuz you're a Ricky Martin trying to be gangsta rap
The only commendations you get is capped and bitchslapped
So turn your ass around, and get the fuck out
People kiss my ass before they kiss you on the mouth
See, when it comes down to it, there's no fuckin doubts
I'm in the changer when you're dead on the shelf

[Phoosh]

Is that it? Unanimous victory?

[Stony_Pihn]

heres one i didnt write but still good

maybe its the way you gotta spread allotta rumor foddor
keeping all your little spies and leaving when you realize
step up fairy, i guess its time to bury your ass with the chrome
straight to the dome
you heard me right bitch, i didnt stuttur
and if you know whats good just shut up and beg, brother
backstab-dont you know who you're dissin
side swipe-we know the ass that your kissing!

-slipknot

[Obscurus]

lol, nice. I haven't had time to reply. I'll get back to you after I get back from beijing. No undisputed vic. for you yet canuck. :p

[Phoosh]

lol someone posted slipknot for a rap battle...thats cool though...heh.
I write all mine, just think em up right here.

[Stony_Pihn]

yeah like i said i didnt write it, and i quoted them at the end of it. it isnt a rap song, but written like one...almost. in the song, spit it out, he sings fast as hell and has turntables along with it as in every song, but i still dont classify it as rap.

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Stony_Pihn
heres one i didnt write but still good

lol phoosh.

[Phoosh]

Can no one challenge me?

[wangstramedeous]

I guesss you win this Phoosh but i'll have my comeback. Yes sw33t vengeance is mine!

[Phoosh]

Please rap with me somebody? *sniffle*
I'm so lonely...

[SaintDL]

so phoosh wans rap
i'll give u rap
yeah i'll i'll give u rape
i'll rape ur mum, i'll rape ur sis
and i''l rape ur goddamn fucking kids
if u can even own them
but i know u dun
cois u sterile fuck
i'll gonna pawn joo
just like dat suxor cream
i'll pawn u
yeah just like that suxwooter
i''ve bigger boobs then u
i have dangling boobs
and i'll slap u good
with my dangling boobs

[Phoosh]

Oh shit, wait, no, you just did that?
You dumb fuckin 12 year old, step the fuck back
Clamp that fuckin jaw down on that tongue
You threw a rock at a hornet's nest, prepare to be stung
A male virgin saint? I know about you
Keeping little boys after sunday school
Get a hobby, better yet get a boyfriend
No girl fucking wants you, you're stuck with men
But that's ok ain't it? You're ready to bend?
You fucking jump at the chance to get your shit pushed in
Feel that?
I think you took a right to the chin
Now swallow those teeth with some tonic and gin
Then drive yourself home on a broken road
Hold the wheel and try and blow your load
And just as you're about to grab that gold
You swerve to the left
And crash and burn
Fucking beat like a bitch...
ok, your turn

[SaintDL]

hell this bitch's sumthing i lost completely... damn!

[future man]

phoosh= teh win