best rap lyrics!

[bxx]

Alla y'all motherfuckers, fuck you die slow motherfucker
My fo'-fo' make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We the motherfuckin Thug Life ridahs WEESSSSSSIIIIIDE till we die!
Out here in California we warn ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob, nigga we the motherfuckin mob
Ain't nuttin but killers and the real niggaz
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit's going triple and four-quadruple
(take money)
You niggaz blast as our staff got guns at they
motherfuckers back, you know how it is
When we drop records they feel it
You niggaz can't feel it
We the realest, FUCK EM, we Bad Boy killaz!

[PHAT_ASS]

What you gonna do when shit hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
Will you be as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

obie trice yo
http://jayhova.skyblog.com/pics/916354.jpg
:P

[Docta Beeeer]

First things first I poppa freaks all the honies
Dummies playboy bunnies those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they don't get nathan
but penetration unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb never black and ugly as ever
However I stay Coogi down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like Alan Coppet
Stop it - if you think they gonna make a prophet
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
in two as I flow with the Junior M.A.F.I.A.
I don't know what the hell's stoppin ya
I'm clockin ya, Versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin
First I talk about how I dresses this
In diamond necklasses - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper, help ya reach the
climax that your man can't make
Call him, tell him you'll be home real late
and sing the break

[bxx]

your not welcome to my threads anymore.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/c/b/cbm133/pac2.jpg

[Docta Beeeer]

Do something about it. Go 2pac on my ass.

[bxx]

nah ill just settle with knowing your unable to talk to women :D

[Docta Beeeer]

That's why I got some on Saturday night and you didn't. How's that for lyrics, Mister Lube?

[bxx]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
That's why I got some on Saturday night and you didn't. How's that for lyrics, Mister Lube?

omg you got some? prove it. ohh and welcome to the internet.

[Docta Beeeer]

Originally posted by bxx
omg you got some? prove it. ohh and welcome to the internet.
What do you mean welcome to the Internet?

[NiteX]

I hate rap.

[Roq]

Originally posted by NiteX
I hate rap.

me 2, not only do i hate it, but it really does suck

[Roq]

Dank dog yo G foo
eat my shit and shoe goo
poo fuck damnit black nigga yo
word home slice damn shit fuck

fuck shit damn shit fuck
shit shit damn fuck damn
lots of sex
ho pimp bitch fuck
guns

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Roq
Dank dog yo G foo
eat my shit and shoe goo
poo fuck damnit black nigga yo
word home slice damn shit fuck

fuck shit damn shit fuck
shit shit damn fuck damn
lots of sex
ho pimp bitch fuck
guns

:rolleyes:
But you got the pic at least.

[bxx]

ahahahaha :D

[PHAT_ASS]

i dont like rap either but its funny to pretend being a rapper from time to time

[xenophage]

Originally posted by PHAT_ASS
i dont like rap either but its funny to pretend being a rapper from time to time

Yeah cos they have all teh hot chicks and teh sweeet cars!!!

[PHAT_ASS]

Originally posted by xenophage
Yeah cos they have all teh hot chicks and teh sweeet cars!!!

sadly :mad:

[xenophage]

Originally posted by PHAT_ASS
sadly :mad:

Don't be sad dude - you got bxx, D_c, some lube and Tubgirl :D

[karny]

HAHAHA the title of this thread is the biggest Oxy Moron ever!!!!

[bxx]

yo yo this thread is awesome keep the good lyrics comming

[absolute_deviation]

look at you bitch you look like a fucking bum,
that's my piss in that bottle, that ain't rum,
u so little i scrape you offa my shoe like bubble gum,
nigga shut the fuck up, i fucked your mama with my thumb. :D

[Roq]

all i have to say is that im at school and I wanted to say hi

[Downfall]

*looks for random pic*

[bxx]

poppin them thangs hommies.

[Dying_Corpse]

i did it all for the nookie
the nookie
so you can take that cookie

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Niggaz would be Niggaz
Bitches would be BIATCHUS
Homos would be HOMIES!
YEAH NIGGER BITCH.. suck on my cock..
dont stop till you lick it good
if you dont swallow biatchus
I will stick your punk nigga ass under the hood

your momma is a hoe
plays with a dildo
yo daddy got no mojo
give her to me so we can rock the dojo

eat shit and die motherfucker..

you need to die motherfucker

go fuck a hen you punk ass retarded wigger

go suck on your mommy's bushy pussy you products of cunt refuse and random jizz spills..

waaaa waaaa waaaaa.. my nigger bro!

*I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote*

and ofcourse the wigger edition of rap..

WERD to your mother!!!1

[xenophage]

Fight Music - D12 and Eminem

You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cuz my grandmother sucked my dick
And I didn't cum (Oh)
Smacked this whore for talking crap
So what if she's handicapped (What?)
The bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
I fuckin Hate You
I take your drawers down and rape you
While Dr. Dre videotapes you (Hell yeah!)
Satan got me on this song
Eatin a hotdog readin the Holy Korahn
While I'm on the john
Tired of wearin this yellow thong
Take it back Sisqo
You know where it belongs
Now here's a gun
I put it in your palm (baw)
Now go over there and blow off Dru Hill's arms

[bxx]

Well yup I'm still drunk with the humps in the trunk
You hear the Kottonmouth Kings yellin' out bump bump
I flew through a yellow, then I ran a red
Grabbed a bev saw a cop, hit the clutch and revved
Knew I had to slow down so I smoked a bowl
Picked up D-Loc and told him start to roll
Freeway was packed so I paid the toll
Four joints later my bus was fishbowled

[karny]

Did i say i hate rap yet... anyway your all cunts.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by xenophage
Fight Music - D12 and Eminem

You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cuz my grandmother sucked my dick
And I didn't cum (Oh)
Smacked this whore for talking crap
So what if she's handicapped (What?)
The bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
I fuckin Hate You
I take your drawers down and rape you
While Dr. Dre videotapes you (Hell yeah!)
Satan got me on this song
Eatin a hotdog readin the Holy Korahn
While I'm on the john
Tired of wearin this yellow thong
Take it back Sisqo
You know where it belongs
Now here's a gun
I put it in your palm (baw)
Now go over there and blow off Dru Hill's arms

Turns out she was right:D

[REBEL_AU]

NWA - Chin Check

[MC Ren]
We cause tragedy, erratically
Systematically, in your house without a key
How fucked up that'd be
That'll be near your anatomy, my form of flattery

[Dr Dre]
Assault and battery, cus we coming with that street mentality
Straight west coast rider academy
Concrete nigga, that's my reality

[xenophage]

t's like cuz, blood, gang banging
everybody in the party doing dope slangin'
you got to have papers in this world
you might get your first snatch before your eyes swirl
ya doing ya job
every day
and then you work so hard till ya hair turn gray
let me tell you about life and 'bout the way it is
see we live by the gun so we die by the blood of kids

Ain't nuthin but a gangsta parte

[bxx]

rofl d12 is hardcore

[xenophage]

Yeah, they'r pretty cool.


Rap Game - D12 and Eminem

[Bizarre]
‘The Rap Game’
Hip-hop 1-0-1
The hardest 9 to 5 you will ever have
You can’t learn this shit in no history-book
You ready to rap motherfucker?
You ready to sell your soul...
gheh-gheh-gheh
‘The Rap Game’
Motherfucker

[Swifty]
I’m a disruptive nigger
You made me crazy
You should a slayed me as a baby
Behavin’ shadier than Wes Craven
And you ain’t even gotta pay me
I take pleasure of layin’ a nigga down daily
You face me drunk of sober
You’ll faint fast
I’m never fucked up to where I can’t whoop your ass
Your neck will get snapped wit bear hands, fuck music
Is he rappin’ is cool but fool don’t confuse it
What happens these dudes get rude and then I lose it?
I’m scandals
I blow your two kids off the atlas
With a gat that’s bigger
Then Godzilla’s back nigga
You are not real and in fact
Your fruity effect of a crack dealer
Y’all president sends me smack
Den got a mack 10 with it
So I ain’t gotta rap
But I’m thankful for that
Don’t mistaken me black
Or you be stankin’ in back of a fuckin’ Cadillac

[Eminem]
I’ma get snuffed
Cause I ain’t said enough to pipe down
I pipe down when the White House is whipped out
When I see that ‘lil Cheany dike get snipped out
Lights out, bitch, adios, goodnight
Now put that in your ‘lil pipe and bite down
Think for a minute cause the hype has died down
That I won’t go up in the oval office right now
And flip whatever ain’t tied down upside down
I’m all for America, fuck the government
Tell that C. Doloris Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker, duck, what the fuck, son of a bitch
Take away my gun and I’m a tuck some other shit
Can’t tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switch blade with a ‘lil switch to switch blades
Switch from a 6 to a 16 inch blade
Shits like a samurai sword, a sensei
Shit just don’t change to this day
I’m this way still
‘Til I utslay itchbay
Ucksay my ickday
‘Scuse my igpay atinlay
But uckfay a igpay

[50 Cent]
This Rap Game, This Rap Game
I ain’t sellin’ my soul for this Rap Game
I ain’t diggin’ a whole for this Rap Game
But I’m tellin’ ya, no it ain’t happenin’
This Rap Game, This Rap Game
I ain’t sellin’ my soul for this Rap Game
I ain’t diggin’ a whole for this Rap Game
This Rap Game, This Rap Game

[Kon Artis]
I bet you rather me
Drink and drown in my own iniquity
But fuck that, I’ma rap ‘til you all get sick of me
And clutch my nut sack and spit on who pick on me
I’m hittin’ a rock next, fuck a dogg who sickin’ me
I’m sayin’ you motherfuckers don’t know and quit playin’
If I’m broke then I’m brakin’ open the place where you layin’
You know, same shit every nigga done in his life
I lived it, that’s why I speak on what I want when I write
So why... should I... ever fear another man
If he bleed like I, bleed, take a piss and he stand
Ok, you win... you can say we can’t rap
But no source never mean we ain’t buyin’ on what they say is wack

[Kuniva]
I walk in the party and just start bustin’
Right after I hear the last verse, I’m self-destruction
This liquor make me wanna blast the chrome
To let you know that time without more is gettin’ Jerome
I’m low down and shifty, quickly, called Swifty
To do a drive by on a 10-speed with "50"
You feelin’ lucky? Squeeze
I catch you outside of Chucky Cheese
Well, just see, who be an unlucky G
My life style is unstable, a partyin’ attic
They said no fightin’ in the club so I brought me a matic
Coughin’ ecstatic, I jump niggas, call me a rabbit
Popin’ a tablet, and guns that saw you in half

[50 Cent]
Believe me
We run this rap shit fo shizzie
Make makin’ millions look easy
Every where ya turn you see me
You hear me
Believe me
For ya see my pistol in 3-D
No time to call a peace treaty
Dial 9-1-1 cause you need de
Police to help you, believe me

[Proof]
I snatch the tongue from the sidewalk and piss on the curb
This is absurd
These street niggas twistin’ my words
We finally could
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Cause Proof and Shaun
Share nuttin’ in common
The nastiest band
With gats in each hand
We never bomb down to be a flash and a pan
No remorse
Fuck you stature, dogg
Nuttin’ to do with hands when I clap at y’all
Put your jaw on the ground
With the 4 and a pound
I’m goin’ out of town
For the long come around
So we can battle with raps
So we can battle with gats
Matter fact, we can battle with plaques

[50 Cent]
This Rap Game

[Bizarre]
I’m too fuckin’ retarded
I don’t give a fuck about my dick
That’s why I’m datin’ Loraina Bobbet
My crew had an argument
Who was the largest
Now they all is dead
And I’m rollin’ as a solo artist
Plus I made all the beats and wrote all the raps
Well, I really didn’t
But I did accordin’ to this contract
I was stoned in the snow
With no where to go
Freezin’ 20 below
Forced to join bail tip Dafoe
My little girl, she shouldn’t be listenin’ to these lyrics
That’s why I glued the headphones to her ear to make sure she hear it
If rap don’t work, I’m startin’ a group with Garth Brooks (hahhaha)
50, sing the hook

[50 Cent]
This Rap Game, This Rap Game
I ain’t sellin’ my soul for this Rap Game
I ain’t diggin’ a whole for this Rap Game
But I’m tellin’ ya, no it ain’t happenin’
This Rap Game, This Rap Game
I ain’t sellin’ my soul for this Rap Game
I ain’t diggin’ a whole for this Rap Game
This Rap Game, This Rap Game

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by bxx
rofl d12 is hardcore explain.:confused:

[Docta Beeeer]

What the fuck is this shit?

[xenophage]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
explain.:confused:

I think he meant the lyrics

[JerraMaya]

Fuck RAP here comes the KING OF POP (now king of Kiddy love) :p :p

[JerraMaya]

Even Saddam cant do anything about him

[absolute_deviation]

i've got some español rap lyrics, check it out.

Esa jevita esta enterita, y tiene tremendo culo
Esta tan linda, esta tan rica y tiene tremendo culo
Que linda chiquita pero que importa si tiene tremendo culo
Has me el favor y meneate chica, tienes tremendo culo

[DanTheMan]

Look at me mothafucka, i can't rap
I try and say something, but it just comes out like crap
I wanna to be cool just like Smap
But in the end everyone wants to kick me in the sack

[Docta Beeeer]

Your rhymes make me want to fuck your face.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by DanTheMan
Look at me mothafucka, i can't rap
I try and say something, but it just comes out like crap
I wanna to be cool just like Smap
But in the end everyone wants to kick me in the sack XD
Dans lyrics > eminems lyrics

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Your rhymes make me want to fuck your face.

WERD!!!1

[NiGhTmArE]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Your rhymes make me want to fuck your face.

I wanna Fuck the BITCH too

[xenophage]

XD Dans lyrics > eminems lyrics

Yeah riiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:

Your rhymes make me want to fuck your face.

With a sledgehammer?? I'll get some plum sauce for ya too.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by xenophage
Yeah riiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:
nah i was joking...
on par would be more acurate.

[xenophage]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
nah i was joking...
on par would be more acurate.

Bastard :mad:

Imo Dans lyrics > NWA :D

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by xenophage
Bastard :mad:

Imo Dans lyrics > NWA :D sorry, what point are you trying to make?

[xenophage]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
sorry, what point are you trying to make?

Meh never mind............

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by xenophage
Meh never mind............ lol
owned yourself

[xenophage]

Bastard Im just a bit tired :(

[REBEL_AU]

that is why i drink coffee.
to avoid being tired.

[xenophage]

Hmm but I don't want another addiction man.

[bxx]

i said, take off your timberlands, you wont need em
thats what i tell emcees before i battle and defeat em

[Docta Beeeer]

bxx threads make db go cry
so db log out and db go bye

[bxx]

good maybe youll really go away and not come back this time :)

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
sorry, what point are you trying to make?

He's tryin to say that my lyrics > all.

Originally posted by NiGhTmArE
I wanna Fuck the BITCH too

Hahaha go away lamer.