RAY16
April 24th, 2004, 02:51 AM
I'm such a smart ass. It was really fun while it lasted. Well, for me anyway. Fear my ability to act like a stupid asshole and annoy people. And yes, this post only exists so I can show how much stupid and annoying asshole I turn into when I'm bored.
<EvolvEarth> Who the fuck are you, RAY16?
<RAY16> I'm not you, that's for sure.
<kipton> ...
<EvolvEarth> What the fuck
<EvolvEarth> sweet!
<RAY16> SWEET!
<EvolvEarth> I can play SNES games on PS2
<Kate> Hell-oh :.D
<RAY16> OMFG LIEK TEH COOL!
<EvolvEarth> I remember doing that for Dreamcast
<EvolvEarth> but the emulation sucked so badly
<RAY16> Really.. That's a wonderful story.
<RAY16> Do you want a fucking cookie?
<EvolvEarth> Damn straight
<RAY16> Here's one, stick it up your ass.
<RAY16> Then pull it out and eat it again.
<RAY16> That's right, by saying pull it out and eat it again I'm saying that your ass ate it the first time.
<RAY16> What now?
<RAY16> You want some?
<darl> yum
<darl> i just ate tacos
<darl> i'm ok with just eating
<RAY16> That's great.
<RAY16> Do you also want a cookie?
<RAY16> Because I'll give you one, bitch.
<RAY16> I'll throw it right at your god damn forehead.
<RAY16> Emulators rules. And computers rule for being able to emulate shit.
<RAY16> And my nut sack itches.
<RAY16> Because my nuts rule.
<EvolvEarth> Computers can only emulate computers
<RAY16> Computers emulate what I say they can emulate, bitch.
<RAY16> You want some?
<RAY16> I'll piss on your face.
<RAY16> From 5,000 miles away.
<darl> just ignore the ray16
<bryback> i think you need more parental guidance :/
<RAY16> Yeah, go for it.
<darl> they are not worthy of anyone's attention
<RAY16> I think you need to keep your opinions to yourself, bitchface.
<RAY16> God, I rock so much.
<RAY16> Who wants to touch me?
<Arlejerlutos> hi liwi
<RAY16> I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!
<`babysista> yes it is, pie fucker
<RAY16> How did you know I fuck pies? Stop spying on me you fag.
<RAY16> I knew I heard something outside my fucking window.
<`babysista> dude if you leave your windows open and the curtains drawn and stand by them fucking a pie
<`babysista> you gotta expect someone to see
<`babysista> amobea brain
<RAY16> I don't have curtains in my room you stupid fuck.
<`babysista> that explains so much
<RAY16> I live on the god damn moon.
<RAY16> Do you want to fuck with a moon person?
<RAY16> I'll suck out your eyes with my anus.
<`babysista> yea
<`babysista> you're made out of cheese
<RAY16> No, I'm made out of snot.
* RAY16 puts whipped cream on his nipples and starts running around in circles while singing "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round".
<Mario> fucking queer.
<darl> ok you're ignored
<flesh> www.hassiandflesh.com/cam3/showercam/series5698/group39067/subgroup8001/june11th2003/78.jpg <- good pic
<RAY16> My chocolate starfish makes a good pic, so what's so special about this one?
<`babysista> mmmm i remember that
<flesh> yah..fun times.
<flesh> :x
<`babysista> my face??
<`babysista> what's wrong wit my face?
<lemontea> no, rays face
<lemontea> your face is a beautiful, no worries
<RAY16> No, my chocolate starfish.
<RAY16> Fear my nonsensical nonsense.
<RAY16> It shall consume you.
<RAY16> And turn you into a semi-retarded korean prostitute.
<lemontea> thats wonderful
<RAY16> Anybody up for some hot midget bondage?
<subrage> I'll pass.
<RAY16> I'll eat your face.
<RAY16> But first I'll eat another booger.
<flesh> what makes it hot?
<RAY16> Mmmmm... Good!
<RAY16> I can make a booger talk!
<bryback> i can make your sister scream, same difference
<RAY16> I don't have a sister.
<RAY16> So ha!
<`babysista> you sure about that?
<`babysista> ask your mum
<RAY16> I dont have a mom.
<RAY16> So ha!
<bryback> wow thats sad
<`babysista> what're you? jesus or something?
<RAY16> Yeah, pretty much.
<RAY16> Except in reverse.
<subrage> That 7up dot?
<RAY16> And with one of those Mickey Mouse hats on.
<bryback> satan666 ?
<subrage> Or the 7up dot?
<RAY16> Pfft. Satan is a pussy.
<RAY16> I'm the most evil thing this world has ever known... Christopher Lowell!!!
<`babysista> ...... is that your name?
<RAY16> No, that's my penis' name.
<bryback> probably some local celeb
<subrage> http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/092603/lowell.jpg
<subrage> That's Christopher Lowell.
<bryback> lol sampfag^^
<subrage> http://enquirer.com/editions/2000/09/23/lowell150x194.jpg
<subrage> That pic is fucking hilarious.
<RAY16> I think that all transvestites, transexuals, and scat lovers should be knocked out and set on fire.
<`babysista> hey
<`babysista> scat is good
<EvolvEarth> RAY16, and that is why we transvestites rule America
<bryback> dont diss teh scat
* subrage rolls around in shit
<RAY16> Freaks.
<bryback> scat is so rare though
<RAY16> Now, if you were to be flesh eaters I wouldn't care.
<RAY16> That's pretty damn cool.
<RAY16> Human flesh to be specific, not animal.
<RAY16> It's pretty tasty.
<bryback> dude thats illegal
<subrage> If you're at the point of eating human flesh, I doubt you care too much about laws.
<RAY16> Guess what I am? I'm a fucking ghost.
<RAY16> That's right.
<RAY16> I'm a ghost bitches.
* Kate yawns lots
<Kate> :)
<RAY16> Do that again so I can shove my cock in there.
<bryback> breakfast, but cool because spelled incorrectly
<RAY16> That's right.
<RAY16> Suck it down.
<Kate> you're 16 Ray?
<Kate> go figure
<Kate> hehe
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> omg.
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> Look at me I'm so cute.
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> ^_^
<`babysista> no you're not
<RAY16> I am if I say I am, bitch.
<RAY16> You know what you guys should do? You should all kill yourselves.
<RAY16> Now that would be great.
<subrage> lol
<darl> lol
<Kate> you go first
<Kate> :D
<RAY16> How can I kill myself? I'm a fucking ghost.
<RAY16> Don't you pay attention?
<RAY16> Stupid bitch.
<`babysista> no one pays attention to you
<`babysista> get over it
<RAY16> They do If I say they do, bitch.
<RAY16> Now get down and suck.
<Kate> pay attention? To you? psh
<Kate> what for
<Kate> ?
<RAY16> It's not "psh" stupid whore. It's "Pfft",
<RAY16> Get it right or die.
<RAY16> From something that doesn't exist.
<Kate> Oh sorry Mr Literary writer
<RAY16> YOU'RE ALL IN MY MIND!
<RAY16> Banana's...
<RAY16> THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
<RAY16> omg liek I love to eat my fingers.
<`babysista> suck what?
<`babysista> i can't find it
<RAY16> Good job with that delayed response.
<RAY16> Took you so fucking long it lost all meaning.
<RAY16> Seriously, good fucking job.
<`babysista> thank you
<RAY16> Do you want a fucking cookie?
<`babysista> but like i said
<`babysista> no one pays attention
<`babysista> you fuck
<`babysista> i was doing something else
<RAY16> What the hell do you think you're doing right now? You're paying attention to me.
<RAY16> Stupid fuck.
<`babysista> it's delayed
<`babysista> you're secondary
<RAY16> You're still paying attention to me.
<`babysista> congratulations
<RAY16> If you want to prove what you said then you'd have to ignore me.
<`babysista> do you want a medal or something?
<RAY16> No.
<Kate> I'm going to sleep ... <3 Hassi
<RAY16> I want to shove a cookie up your ass, pull it out, and make you eat it.
<RAY16> Bitch.
<littlesu> ray you know what
<RAY16> What? You're a homosexual?
<littlesu> ur such a loud mouthed tossa that the only time ur satisfied is when ur fucking ur doll
<RAY16> You know, I might be slightly offended by what you just said if you didn't spell like a fucking five year old.
<RAY16> Go back to school, bitch.
<littlesu> ray piss off then simp,le
<littlesu> simple*
<RAY16> No.
<RAY16> I have a better idea, why don't you drink my piss?
<RAY16> That would be great.
<Arlejerlutos> You know, I'd be more offended if you continue talking like that
<littlesu> ray why dont you go and play lets see how much paint you can swallow
<RAY16> You know what else would be great? If your fucking monitor exploded and a giant piece of glass went through your neck.
<RAY16> Then I could come over and drink all the blood.
<bryback> monitors cant explode because they have a vacuum tube, shitface :P
<RAY16> That would fucking rock.
<RAY16> They can if I say they can, bitch.
<bryback> physics > you
<RAY16> Anything can happen if I say so.
<`babysista> solipsism
<`babysista> beautiful argument
<darl> you are all having too much fun with this :|
<RAY16> I created the laws of physics, I can change them if I damn well please.
<EvolvEarth> Who the fuck are you, RAY16?
<RAY16> I'm not you, that's for sure.
<kipton> ...
<EvolvEarth> What the fuck
<EvolvEarth> sweet!
<RAY16> SWEET!
<EvolvEarth> I can play SNES games on PS2
<Kate> Hell-oh :.D
<RAY16> OMFG LIEK TEH COOL!
<EvolvEarth> I remember doing that for Dreamcast
<EvolvEarth> but the emulation sucked so badly
<RAY16> Really.. That's a wonderful story.
<RAY16> Do you want a fucking cookie?
<EvolvEarth> Damn straight
<RAY16> Here's one, stick it up your ass.
<RAY16> Then pull it out and eat it again.
<RAY16> That's right, by saying pull it out and eat it again I'm saying that your ass ate it the first time.
<RAY16> What now?
<RAY16> You want some?
<darl> yum
<darl> i just ate tacos
<darl> i'm ok with just eating
<RAY16> That's great.
<RAY16> Do you also want a cookie?
<RAY16> Because I'll give you one, bitch.
<RAY16> I'll throw it right at your god damn forehead.
<RAY16> Emulators rules. And computers rule for being able to emulate shit.
<RAY16> And my nut sack itches.
<RAY16> Because my nuts rule.
<EvolvEarth> Computers can only emulate computers
<RAY16> Computers emulate what I say they can emulate, bitch.
<RAY16> You want some?
<RAY16> I'll piss on your face.
<RAY16> From 5,000 miles away.
<darl> just ignore the ray16
<bryback> i think you need more parental guidance :/
<RAY16> Yeah, go for it.
<darl> they are not worthy of anyone's attention
<RAY16> I think you need to keep your opinions to yourself, bitchface.
<RAY16> God, I rock so much.
<RAY16> Who wants to touch me?
<Arlejerlutos> hi liwi
<RAY16> I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!
<`babysista> yes it is, pie fucker
<RAY16> How did you know I fuck pies? Stop spying on me you fag.
<RAY16> I knew I heard something outside my fucking window.
<`babysista> dude if you leave your windows open and the curtains drawn and stand by them fucking a pie
<`babysista> you gotta expect someone to see
<`babysista> amobea brain
<RAY16> I don't have curtains in my room you stupid fuck.
<`babysista> that explains so much
<RAY16> I live on the god damn moon.
<RAY16> Do you want to fuck with a moon person?
<RAY16> I'll suck out your eyes with my anus.
<`babysista> yea
<`babysista> you're made out of cheese
<RAY16> No, I'm made out of snot.
* RAY16 puts whipped cream on his nipples and starts running around in circles while singing "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round".
<Mario> fucking queer.
<darl> ok you're ignored
<flesh> www.hassiandflesh.com/cam3/showercam/series5698/group39067/subgroup8001/june11th2003/78.jpg <- good pic
<RAY16> My chocolate starfish makes a good pic, so what's so special about this one?
<`babysista> mmmm i remember that
<flesh> yah..fun times.
<flesh> :x
<`babysista> my face??
<`babysista> what's wrong wit my face?
<lemontea> no, rays face
<lemontea> your face is a beautiful, no worries
<RAY16> No, my chocolate starfish.
<RAY16> Fear my nonsensical nonsense.
<RAY16> It shall consume you.
<RAY16> And turn you into a semi-retarded korean prostitute.
<lemontea> thats wonderful
<RAY16> Anybody up for some hot midget bondage?
<subrage> I'll pass.
<RAY16> I'll eat your face.
<RAY16> But first I'll eat another booger.
<flesh> what makes it hot?
<RAY16> Mmmmm... Good!
<RAY16> I can make a booger talk!
<bryback> i can make your sister scream, same difference
<RAY16> I don't have a sister.
<RAY16> So ha!
<`babysista> you sure about that?
<`babysista> ask your mum
<RAY16> I dont have a mom.
<RAY16> So ha!
<bryback> wow thats sad
<`babysista> what're you? jesus or something?
<RAY16> Yeah, pretty much.
<RAY16> Except in reverse.
<subrage> That 7up dot?
<RAY16> And with one of those Mickey Mouse hats on.
<bryback> satan666 ?
<subrage> Or the 7up dot?
<RAY16> Pfft. Satan is a pussy.
<RAY16> I'm the most evil thing this world has ever known... Christopher Lowell!!!
<`babysista> ...... is that your name?
<RAY16> No, that's my penis' name.
<bryback> probably some local celeb
<subrage> http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/092603/lowell.jpg
<subrage> That's Christopher Lowell.
<bryback> lol sampfag^^
<subrage> http://enquirer.com/editions/2000/09/23/lowell150x194.jpg
<subrage> That pic is fucking hilarious.
<RAY16> I think that all transvestites, transexuals, and scat lovers should be knocked out and set on fire.
<`babysista> hey
<`babysista> scat is good
<EvolvEarth> RAY16, and that is why we transvestites rule America
<bryback> dont diss teh scat
* subrage rolls around in shit
<RAY16> Freaks.
<bryback> scat is so rare though
<RAY16> Now, if you were to be flesh eaters I wouldn't care.
<RAY16> That's pretty damn cool.
<RAY16> Human flesh to be specific, not animal.
<RAY16> It's pretty tasty.
<bryback> dude thats illegal
<subrage> If you're at the point of eating human flesh, I doubt you care too much about laws.
<RAY16> Guess what I am? I'm a fucking ghost.
<RAY16> That's right.
<RAY16> I'm a ghost bitches.
* Kate yawns lots
<Kate> :)
<RAY16> Do that again so I can shove my cock in there.
<bryback> breakfast, but cool because spelled incorrectly
<RAY16> That's right.
<RAY16> Suck it down.
<Kate> you're 16 Ray?
<Kate> go figure
<Kate> hehe
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> omg.
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> Look at me I'm so cute.
<RAY16> Hehe.
<RAY16> ^_^
<`babysista> no you're not
<RAY16> I am if I say I am, bitch.
<RAY16> You know what you guys should do? You should all kill yourselves.
<RAY16> Now that would be great.
<subrage> lol
<darl> lol
<Kate> you go first
<Kate> :D
<RAY16> How can I kill myself? I'm a fucking ghost.
<RAY16> Don't you pay attention?
<RAY16> Stupid bitch.
<`babysista> no one pays attention to you
<`babysista> get over it
<RAY16> They do If I say they do, bitch.
<RAY16> Now get down and suck.
<Kate> pay attention? To you? psh
<Kate> what for
<Kate> ?
<RAY16> It's not "psh" stupid whore. It's "Pfft",
<RAY16> Get it right or die.
<RAY16> From something that doesn't exist.
<Kate> Oh sorry Mr Literary writer
<RAY16> YOU'RE ALL IN MY MIND!
<RAY16> Banana's...
<RAY16> THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
<RAY16> omg liek I love to eat my fingers.
<`babysista> suck what?
<`babysista> i can't find it
<RAY16> Good job with that delayed response.
<RAY16> Took you so fucking long it lost all meaning.
<RAY16> Seriously, good fucking job.
<`babysista> thank you
<RAY16> Do you want a fucking cookie?
<`babysista> but like i said
<`babysista> no one pays attention
<`babysista> you fuck
<`babysista> i was doing something else
<RAY16> What the hell do you think you're doing right now? You're paying attention to me.
<RAY16> Stupid fuck.
<`babysista> it's delayed
<`babysista> you're secondary
<RAY16> You're still paying attention to me.
<`babysista> congratulations
<RAY16> If you want to prove what you said then you'd have to ignore me.
<`babysista> do you want a medal or something?
<RAY16> No.
<Kate> I'm going to sleep ... <3 Hassi
<RAY16> I want to shove a cookie up your ass, pull it out, and make you eat it.
<RAY16> Bitch.
<littlesu> ray you know what
<RAY16> What? You're a homosexual?
<littlesu> ur such a loud mouthed tossa that the only time ur satisfied is when ur fucking ur doll
<RAY16> You know, I might be slightly offended by what you just said if you didn't spell like a fucking five year old.
<RAY16> Go back to school, bitch.
<littlesu> ray piss off then simp,le
<littlesu> simple*
<RAY16> No.
<RAY16> I have a better idea, why don't you drink my piss?
<RAY16> That would be great.
<Arlejerlutos> You know, I'd be more offended if you continue talking like that
<littlesu> ray why dont you go and play lets see how much paint you can swallow
<RAY16> You know what else would be great? If your fucking monitor exploded and a giant piece of glass went through your neck.
<RAY16> Then I could come over and drink all the blood.
<bryback> monitors cant explode because they have a vacuum tube, shitface :P
<RAY16> That would fucking rock.
<RAY16> They can if I say they can, bitch.
<bryback> physics > you
<RAY16> Anything can happen if I say so.
<`babysista> solipsism
<`babysista> beautiful argument
<darl> you are all having too much fun with this :|
<RAY16> I created the laws of physics, I can change them if I damn well please.