wangstramedeous
March 22nd, 2003, 05:14 AM
Typhon, you merciless cow-groping, son of a drunk night of experimentation between 3 men!
Dare you steal my creature, the avatar of a fellow god,
Purely for your own sexual entertainment?
Were you even a god, you would not wallow in the filth of your creature, nor would you rape the tiger of another god,
As you so commonly do.
I have done naught to provoke this act of mindless, of self-absorbed statutory rape!
Or perhaps you do this to provoke me!
Yes, that’s it! You audacious, un-boiled wang slapper!
But know this, grape-less yak pickler!
Without my Creature, I am weakened beyond words.
But feeble I am not!
As is clearly evidenced by the barrage of flaming trees that I have hurled into your villages, quickly destroying what followers you had!
Once I have reclaimed my Creature from the depths of your foul lair, in which so many young village boys have been removed of their virginity,
I will come to face you, you koala-mustard taster!
While calling down my wrath upon you, my Creature will be inciting vengeance among your villages, who in turn will join me in defeating you.
But surely our Creature will be there to protect you, no?
Of course not, demented wizard whose children know not but to devour their own feces!
After you worked so diligently, training him in that sole act, it is all he is capable of doing.
Once you are banished from this world may the villagers of Eden never call you into existence, you barren-crotched, Hun-licking, groin stabber, for, surely even if you were a village breeder, your villagers would keep their distance from your hut. If only to avoid hearing the loud noises made by you and the farm animals inside.
Black & White was a sw33t game, though I’ve never played it. Wrote this for English, my friend tried reading it, then I tried to read but we couldn’t stop laughing. Finally the teacher just read it.
Dare you steal my creature, the avatar of a fellow god,
Purely for your own sexual entertainment?
Were you even a god, you would not wallow in the filth of your creature, nor would you rape the tiger of another god,
As you so commonly do.
I have done naught to provoke this act of mindless, of self-absorbed statutory rape!
Or perhaps you do this to provoke me!
Yes, that’s it! You audacious, un-boiled wang slapper!
But know this, grape-less yak pickler!
Without my Creature, I am weakened beyond words.
But feeble I am not!
As is clearly evidenced by the barrage of flaming trees that I have hurled into your villages, quickly destroying what followers you had!
Once I have reclaimed my Creature from the depths of your foul lair, in which so many young village boys have been removed of their virginity,
I will come to face you, you koala-mustard taster!
While calling down my wrath upon you, my Creature will be inciting vengeance among your villages, who in turn will join me in defeating you.
But surely our Creature will be there to protect you, no?
Of course not, demented wizard whose children know not but to devour their own feces!
After you worked so diligently, training him in that sole act, it is all he is capable of doing.
Once you are banished from this world may the villagers of Eden never call you into existence, you barren-crotched, Hun-licking, groin stabber, for, surely even if you were a village breeder, your villagers would keep their distance from your hut. If only to avoid hearing the loud noises made by you and the farm animals inside.
Black & White was a sw33t game, though I’ve never played it. Wrote this for English, my friend tried reading it, then I tried to read but we couldn’t stop laughing. Finally the teacher just read it.