Some Jokes

[JerraMaya]

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"

"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."

"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."

"I'd like to see that."

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idioy! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."

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The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:

1. Engage the enemy.

2. Draw him into your territory.

3. Wait until winter sets in


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The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as:

If it doesn't move, hide behind it.

If it does move, surrender to it.

[Magical Fruit]

ooh ooh Iraqi jokes....


Why do Iraq soldiers keep a piece of sandpaper in their pocket????




It's a picture of home.

[Rhenna]

Three Iraqi generals are toolin' across the desert when their staff car hits a land mine. They survive, but the car is a wreck and they're in the middle of nowhere.
The first general gathers three hubcaps from the wheels and says "We can use these to keep the hot sun off our heads".
The second general rips out the car's radiator and says "We can drink the water in this when we get thirsty".
The third Iraqi general thinks for a moment and then scoops up one of the car doors blown off in the explosion. The other two generals exchange looks, and then ask "WTF are we supposed to do with that?", to which the third general replies, "if it gets too hot, we can roll the window down".

Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself. ;)
(please keep the flaming to a minimum...)

[cr3am]

that's a blond joke

[wangstramedeous]

Whats does a camel and an Iraqi submarine have in common?

Semen.













(Seamen)