The Top Ten List of People that Deserve Beatdowns

[Petrodon]

10. Tiger Woods - Dude, seriously, I think you have done all there is to do with the whole golf thing. I mean, you just won the number one spot in a tourney by 11 strokes while fighting food poisoning. I think its high time to move on to another sport. Try Ultimate Kickboxing, you won't even need a nickname.

9. Joss Whedon - STOP FUCKING UP MY BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ASSHOLE!!!! Joss, I'm coming to your house, sticking a ten foot dildo up your ass, and then you will know what it is like watching the shit you are pulling to my girl and her kick ass group of Scoobies.

8. Eminem - You hate your mom, and no one is as good of a rapper as you, we get it already! Just once, I want to see you make a rap that won't make people want to kill themselves or others at the end of it.

7. The Fashion Police - You know, if it wasn't for fuckers like you then Sir Sean Connery, the baddest of the bad asses, wouldn't be publicly lambasted for wearing tails and frills. I have a suggestion for you, tell ol Sir Sean what you think of his outfit TO HIS FACE, and we'll see how well you can pull a sequined dress and pleated trousers out of your collective anuses.

6. Phoosh - Just on General Principles, Phoosh always deserves beatdowns.

5. Adrian Brody - You won the Oscar for Best Actor. You are famous and good looking. You are rich. You frenched Halle Berry. For the love of Magog you must die.

4. Michael Moore - Okay, I understand not being a Bush fan, and I understand being anti-war. But to publically admonish the leader of the U.S. as ficticious and the war as ficticious as a civilian? And then, to question his elected right to lead? Are you fucking insane? Even war protesters know there is a zone they don't go into. Being anti-war and pro-peace is fine, but to openly attack is just nuts.

3. Roman Polanski - Fact: You rape kids. Fact: YOU ARE A CONVICTED CHILD RAPIST, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Fact: You deserve to be in prison, and not cushy famous people's prison, state prison, with the dry cornholing and the blowing guys named Buck for protection. Fact: Don't ever come within 100 feet of me you cocksmoker, or I will definitely be fucking you up.

2. The French - Am I the only American that is pissed off that those calf brain eating a-holes aren't backing us up? I mean really, we only COMPLETELY BAILED YOUR ASSES OUT OF TWO DIFFERENT MAJOR WARS!

1. Saddam Hussain - Saddam, you are a tyranical, dictator who kills and intimidates your own citizens. You are ignorant, power-mad and probably hung like a raisin. You have raised two sons with no respect for human life and the law. You will die for these crimes and not much on this earth can stop that now. I have only one thing to say.

No big loss.

[Freakonaleash89]

I second all of your choices!!!! Except for the *sir* Sean Connery one. But thats 9 out of 10! Good choices man.

[cr3am]

i agree with all except Adrian Brody... think about Billy Bob - fucking angelina, and who was that other guy with even more money that fucked halley a few times?

[Shadow]

Adrian Brody: I'm gonna make myself such a stereotype by saying "Oh blah blah it's so odd to recieve an oscar at this time" ... c'mon Brody, we know you don't give a shit, with all your millions - the whole hollywood thing is a 'act like we care, so we won't get bashed'.

BTW about Michael Moore, I think that was awesome :D I think that Bush is a moron, and that he would have lost if the voting was counted on the number of votes, not the ridings. Also, I /sarcasm like 'his' speechs where he awkwardly tries to remember what his speech writers wrote for him . He was famed through university, high school and elementry :). I could continue for hours - pages upon pages of complaints about Bush + administration - but I'll cut it short.

How could Bush's spies know where Hussien was and not be able to kill him quietly? I think Bush wanted this war to boost the support of the population that supports him - he [his administration] knows that the people protesting already don't like him, and he really doesn't care about their opinion...

While I believe that Saddam Hussien should be removed from power, along with his officials, I don't believe that this all-out-war tactic was the best. Too many innocent lives are being sacrificed. From what I've heard, it's a 7:1 civilian:military soldier death for the Iraqis, which is a horrible amount.

Finally, it's preetty obvious that we aren't being told everything - remember the first gulf war? The depleted uranium plated shells - which drove soldiers mad and/or killed them. It was a result of the USA holding back the information. Even now, these deplted uranium shells are being launched into Iraqi soil - please explain to me how they will get rid of the uranium dust.

[Downfall]

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Damn..how do i get a picture up here....anyway try this link for a fairly good picture

[blind_mad_cow]

why isnt Michal Jackson in there!?

*awaits responses*

[Smapdey]

Michael Moore is a fucking moron. I hate him. Really. He's one of the worst writer's I've ever read.

Next person to tell me what to believe in gets it right in the nuts and then in the head.

[Shadow]

I will agree to the extent that he is an asshole

[cr3am]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
why isnt Michal Jackson in there!?

*awaits responses* cuz nobody cares enuf about him to remember to kill him

[Downfall]

we have already had a whole thread devoted to bashing him...its dead now i think

[Hobbes874]

I'd watch out Phoosh might stab you with his "massive fleashmonster".......Saddam Hussain , Osama, Yeah the French are pretty sad, but cool in their own special frenchy way

[Petrodon]

To my pundits:

1. Sir Sean Connery is so bad ass he could whup the whole lot of us at the same time, while drinking a snifter of cognac and fucking a redheaded supermodel.

2. Michael Jackson has already been publicly admonished by me as a total butt-reaming asshole, but the list fluctuates quite often, at the moment he is somewhere in the late teens in terms of position, and remember this is only the top ten.

3. Michael Moore is a whiny little bitch.

4. Phoosh is probably gathering his harem of well hung rhinoceri to kick my ass as we speak.

5. Micheal Moore is still a whiny little bitch.

6. Roman Polanski sucks donkey anus.

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by Petrodon

1. Sir Sean Connery is so bad ass he could whup the whole lot of us at the same time, while drinking a snifter of cognac and fucking a redheaded supermodel.


they should make a SNL TV fun house animation about that!

[Freakonaleash89]

why isnt Michal Jackson in there!?

He is definately in my top 10. He should be beaten to death with a flaming 2 by 4 with nails stuck in it.

[cr3am]

let's punch his nose, and see what happens!

[Rhenna]

Michael Jackson's face is a weapon of mass destruction! And, much like a .44 Mag, that nose has stopping power! As for Michael Moore: in my world, he went off the radar scope sometime Sunday night, and crashed and burned. He was liked, but not WELL-liked...

[cr3am]

i just found out that when Roman Polansky was on bail, he flew to Paris, and he lives there making movies... and it's a non-extriditable [sp?] crime (they can't fly him to america) and he just stays there making movies. Only the french. :rolleyes:

[Hitman]

I agree with all.. especially the damn French deal, pussies.

The only thing I would change is take out Mr. Connery and add Oj Simpson, he needs to die and fast cause he fucked up rule number 14.. anyone should know that if you're going to kill one person in the house that you have to kill all humans alive that roam the immediate surroundings.. he left that annoying ass Kato the flamer character alive.. for that he truly must die.

[Petrodon]

Originally posted by Hitman
I agree with all.. especially the damn French deal, pussies.

The only thing I would change is take out Mr. Connery and add Oj Simpson, he needs to die and fast cause he fucked up rule number 14.. anyone should know that if you're going to kill one person in the house that you have to kill all humans alive that roam the immediate surroundings.. he left that annoying ass Kato the flamer character alive.. for that he truly must die.

Dude, did you read my post?

I said that Sean Connery was badass. In case you aren't exactly down on the lingo, that means I like him and I'm a fan. The people that I said deserved a beatdown were the Fashion Police.

[portzebie]

I like this top ten especially michael moore his movie Bowling For Columbine Was good But it was all about how the U.S. is bad WTF is up with that!

[cr3am]

[off topic]nice custom title port :D[/off topic]

[Hobbes874]

yeah the French need beatdowns everyday :(

[Mr.Nerdy]

People seem to overlook the fact the Germans in a way let us down too

[Hobbes874]

but the french are soo much easier to make fun of!!! :D

[Downfall]

just look at the April fools joke AT did......

[Yian]

How did the French got into the five founder nations of the Uniten Nations? I mean, they didn't do shit...! But I have to give them some serious respects for not doping shit but still able to maiintain their status... I wouldn't even allow myself to "have a seat" if I got kicked by others like that...:o

[Dying_Corpse]

teh next person who brings up teh "we bailled you out of 2 warz" excuse is gonna get my big french canadian meat horn up the nose

[aphremen]

Dood, why not bring up the french underground resistance? Or the fact that if it wasn't for France and pirates, this country probably wouldn't exist (at least in it's current state). We would have lost the war for indenpendance and continue as a UK colony until they let us go like India.

[portzebie]

[Off Topic]Originally posted by cr3am
[off topic]nice custom title port :D[/off topic]

Thanks cr3am thought you would cause it's right:D

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[portzebie]

I can't believe I just noticed that cr3am posted that WTFB on april 2nd

[Odm]

Why does Michael Moore deserve a beatdown?

[aphremen]

Well, he said the pres was running a fascist regime and whatnot during the academy awards and ppl booed him. Then Susan Sarandon and all the other hippies there didn't say anything to support him.

I think it's cool he said what he wanted in spite of the fact that he is pretty damn stoopid sounding most of the time but anyways. They like it when he criticizes what hollywood thinks of as gun toting hicks, but they can't take the heat.

[~SOB~]

10.) My calc teacher

9.) Smap....just because

8.) Castro

7.) that crazy fuck in charge of N. Korea

6.) Anyone that beats up their wife

5.) Sixshooter....just because

4.)-1.) Petrodon, just because hes Six's bro

[ghiop]

going back to the french for a minute, I don't think we can hold wwII against them too terribly much. they misjudged at the beginning of the war, but so did all of the other ally countries. the only difference was that the French couldn't retreat. The French resistance wasn't their only way of fighting the Nazis, either. They scuttled their fleets and destroyed a lot of equipment. Could they have done more? Probably. Did they do a lot? Yeah...

As for Roman Polanski, though, that guy's just an asshole. I've had a long-standing dislike for him, and its nice to see some other people backing me up on that one.

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by ~SOB~
10.) My calc teacher

9.) Smap....just because

8.) Castro

7.) that crazy fuck in charge of N. Korea

6.) Anyone that beats up their wife

5.) Sixshooter....just because

4.)-1.) Petrodon, just because hes Six's bro
Casto's my cigar buddy, he gets me some sweet deals :D