How do I fix my attitude problem

[Docta Beeeer]

?

[Dying_Corpse]

suicide

[Smapdey]

Drink more.

[DanTheMan]

Stop masturbating to gay porn.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[karny]

There is no easy solution, you just have to be nice... one of the things you may find is you never get over your problem but you CAN restrain yourself when it comes to speaking and doing stuff. It's hard and chances are you are going to fail SO go find some friends where they also have an attitude problem and direct your groups anger at the losers in your area e.g. people with glasses, people with disabilityes etc

[DanTheMan]

*runs away scared*

What was your speech on? It's good to talk semi forceful, so everyone doesn't fall asleep on you.

[Roq]

I thought about this for a while and here is what I came up with.

1. Suck the skin off a cucumber.

2. Find a random semi-high or high quality photo of someones face on the internet. Open it up in Photoshop. Use your favorite selection method and select only there face, then apply the pinch filter so that their face gets smaller and strangly distorted, making a halarious image.

3. Watch one of my favorite porn series videos: Jack's Playground.

4. Break some lights in your house, poor goats blood ALL OVER your front door, then tell your mom "Life isn't fair".

After all of that, think about what Jeus says about sex in the Bible, and then your ready for an attitute change.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[absolute_deviation]

Go Vigilante

[future man]

Do crystal meth, then slaughter every child in a day care. You'd be pretty mellow for awhile after that.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I was trying to sell a book. let me guess, you pointed a gun at them?

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Hobbes874]

Get laid..................I dunno just an idea. Perhaps stab some people.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Smapdey]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Ok. I must try to be nice and not scary.

On a serious note, the 14th Dalai Lama once said, "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." Just a thought.

On a funny note, I'm with future, killing kids always mellowed me out.

[NiteX]

This is some fucked up shit! Why the fuck are you such an ass DB? Did your parents abuse you when you were little? Or maybe they didn't give you enough attention. I have a friend like that. He went psycho and threatened to blow up his school. Now he is in jail most probably getting ass raped by some fat hick named Billy Joe.

[Smapdey]

Originally posted by NiteX
This is some fucked up shit! Why the fuck are you such an ass DB? Did your parents abuse you when you were little? Or maybe they didn't give you enough attention. I have a friend like that. He went psycho and threatened to blow up his school. Now he is in jail most probably getting ass raped by some fat hick named Billy Joe.

Dude, Billy Joe and I are friends, why you gotta hate?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Don't Be Hatin'

[xenophage]

There is a lot of hatred inside you B. Take a trip somewhere, ALONE.
Think about some stuff, clear your head out and don't take out your anger on people.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Fine.

Are you being sarcastic? :confused:

[Docta Beeeer]

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[tisl]

Are you serious? Tell them to go fuck themselves. If they think you have an "attitude problem" its their problem. It's just their attempt to turn you into a touchy feely faggot who says "Sorry!!" after saying "Fuck!".

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Smapdey]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Well, lots of people have been telling me that I'm too serious, or angry, and that I have an angry face. That tends to lower one's approachability.

Well, they're just pussies anyways.

[tisl]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Well, lots of people have been telling me that I'm too serious, or angry, and that I have an angry face. That tends to lower one's approachability.

Isn't that a good thing? Why would you want to be approached by people who think you have an attitude problem? They're assholes anyway, unless they're gonna pay you.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Where can I go by myself?

Anywhere dude. Canada's pretty big right. Dude you being serious and shit may stop ppl approaching you, which is not a problem BUT don't push the people you know away.

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I guess I just have to be nicer to chicks and see them as people.

Chicks like hardcore guys right?? Don't be extra nice cos then the chick may take advantage of you and push you around.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Alright, I won't change, maybe just lighten up a little. I'll try to go on a trip once school's done on Thursday.

Dude go with friends if you want too. All im saying is a change of environment is needed once in a while.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
Dude go with friends if you want too.
yea make fat chicks ur girlfriends

[Cappy]

that must be pritty funny that angry face of yours.

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Cappy
that must be pritty funny that angry face of yours.

Wtf?? :confused:

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
Wtf?? :confused:
no its WTF?? BIATCH

[Freakonaleash89]

Originally posted by xenophage
Chicks like hardcore guys right?? Don't be extra nice cos then the chick may take advantage of you and push you around.

Don't worry about being nice. Chicks do like hardcore guys, but you can't just be an asshole and expect to pick up chicks. Assholes don't get the chicks. They do, but they aren't acting like assholes when they get the chicks. Being nice is always good, but you just don't want to turn into a little bitch.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Be nice, but still be a man about it.

WHAT?!

[karny]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
WHAT?!

he was sumerizing what you said....

[Docta Beeeer]

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[karny]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
No, it's sort of an inside joke.

Inside your MUM!

[Docta Beeeer]

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by karny
Inside your MUM!
ammmm ammmmm :D

[Docta Beeeer]

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