Fuck you Fucking Fuckers in the Fucking Fuckhole of Fuckdom.

[SixShooter]

Fuck.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Fuck you with a 14-inch rotting cadaver penis in your crusty cornhole while your hemmorhoids are flaring, and your ass-blisters ooze blood and pus and dead man's semen, you fucktard.

Thank you.


Please note the above rant was directed at no one in particular - I just needed to vent. Please rejoin this rant, already in progress.

[Freakonaleash89]

Fuck everyone and everything that gets in my fucking way of what i fucking want to do!!!!!!!! Fuck everything that causes too much thinking and effort and trouble.

[Downfall]

go outside and play hide and go fuckyourself

[cr3am]

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[SixShooter]

Originally posted by cr3am
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I just needed to swear.

A lot.

In general.

Hope you don't mind.

[Phoosh]

Well I do mind. So go pop out your eyes into a frying pan then find a nice well to fall down into.

[SixShooter]

Again? No thanks.

Instead, why don't you pluck your pubic hairs out with a pair of rusted pliers then take a long bath in a vat of rubbing alcohol while giving oral peasure to the Norwegian National Hockey team.

[Phoosh]

Hah! This time the jokes on you! I HAVE NO PUBIC HAIRS! er...

And I've done that last part, twice last year!

Alright. Rock Paper Scissors....looks like you picked rock, while I cleverly picked paper. Guess its you who's gotta be the fluffer for all those captured sealions in that German Shieza video ATRIP is making. Don't choke, but I doubt you will. You're a real pro.

[SixShooter]

Well, sure, I do it with practiced ease. I learned from the Master. Don't you remember you showed me how to relax my jaw, and suppress the whole gag reflex? I swear, before I met you, I didn't know anyone who could deepthroat an elephant cock before - but you amazed even me.

Anyway, I digress.

I know you pluck out your hair at every possible opportunity in order to look more like a 12-yr old girl (or Michael Jackson - I can't decide which) so you can sell your body on the Bangkok (and you do) Meat Market to passing transvestite hookers who need a good houseboy to finance your hopeless addiction to speed and Hostess Cupcakes. Instead of bandying words back and forth from someone who is so obviously your superior in every single aspect of your life, why not apply your skills to something worthwhile, like OD'ing on heroin, or throwing your body from a 30-story building or teaching President Bush how to properly speak English.

[Freakonaleash89]

or teaching President Bush how to properly speak English.

Whats wrong with his english?

[SixShooter]

One word.

Strategery.

Thank you for playing.

[Phoosh]

A second word: "Inflamacous"

He made that one up.


And SixShooter...I may have taught you everything you wanted to know, but don't forget, it was a gunpoint. You HAD to have the knowledge of pleasing an elephant-sized man (penilly, of course) and just wouldn't let me go until you knew.

And yes, I do pluck my pubic hair in attempts to make my nether regions similar to Jacko's face.
It's a hobby, get one. Instead of torturing small school children in your basement till they let you know where "mommy keeps her medicine".
Seriously, this is a crippling illness you have, I must advise you seek therapy, before you commit aggravated rape again. I say again, but really, we were lucky last time. The ...object you chose could neither feel nor bleed, thank heavens. But, to quote Seymour Skinner when he was judging a picture sent to him by Moe Sizlac.."How can anyone picture THAT making love?"

Everytime you try and force your meek pistachio's onto some unwilling female, it's assault brotha. They have the right to have you bound and gagged and thrown into a farm of sex-starved convicts, not that you wouldn't enjoy it.
So straighten up and fly right, or your dreams may come true.

[SixShooter]

Oh, sure. I had you at gunpoint, but only because you begged for it. I mean - come on! The gun was nothing but a lime green water pistol that I picked up at the grocery store for 50 cents! You forget these fine people are well aware of your limitless obsession for bondage.

And what made you think this was a man with an elephant-sized penis? This was a motherfucking ELEPHANT and you KNOW IT!

Other than that, I have to find someway to take care of my addiction to oxycontin and Viagra, and since one can't get that clean pharmaceutical high anywhere else, I bribe the kids with PlayStation Games and Snickers Bars until they part with the goodies.

The only crippling illness I have is continuing to bandy words with someone who seems dead set on humiliating himself with constant references to rape, beastiality and his ever-growing homosexual bondage porn collection (three of my favorite pastimes, BTW), cuz we all know that SixShooter Getz Da Ladiezzz.

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Fuck.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Fuck you with a 14-inch rotting cadaver penis in your crusty cornhole while your hemmorhoids are flaring, and your ass-blisters ooze blood and pus and dead man's semen, you fucktard.

Thank you.


Please note the above rant was directed at no one in particular - I just needed to vent. Please rejoin this rant, already in progress.

Good rant - I vote it should be turned into a credo, a motto, a warchant or even a prayer.... especially that rotting cadaver penis bit... I wonder if anyone would eat a rotting cadaver's penis on that lame reality show - fearfuctor.

[wmgreer]

Good rant - I vote it should be turned into a credo, a motto, a warchant or even a prayer.... especially that rotting cadaver penis bit... I wonder if anyone would eat a rotting cadaver's penis on that lame reality show - fearfuctor

Would this mottor or whatever be used everyday or just on special occasions? As for fear factor, probably. They've eaten bear, deer, elk penis (there was one more, but I forget what it was)

[Llecarud]

Ostrich penis once.

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by Llecarud
Ostrich penis once.

Says he who eats penis all day long.

[Llecarud]

Originally posted by unskinnybob
Says he who eats penis all day long.


Says he who doesn't have a penis.

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by Llecarud
Says he who doesn't have a penis.

hehe hehe

[Kain]

Originally posted by SixShooter
I know you pluck out your hair at every possible opportunity in order to look more like a 12-yr old girl (or Michael Jackson - I can't decide which) so you can sell your body on the Bangkok (and you do) Meat Market to passing transvestite hookers who need a good houseboy to finance your hopeless addiction to speed and Hostess Cupcakes. Instead of bandying words back and forth from someone who is so obviously your superior in every single aspect of your life, why not apply your skills to something worthwhile, like OD'ing on heroin, or throwing your body from a 30-story building or teaching President Bush how to properly speak English.


Um it sorta sounds like your speaking out of experience was this what happened to you befor you joined the Forums?, Cause that would explain all the swearing at the begining };].......