The Docta Beeeer Thread

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Yian]

Now we can enjoy all Docta Beeer's opinions in one convenient thread! :)

[iplayguitar]

Hurray!!!

[Hobbes874]

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Wasn't me! I swear!

[iplayguitar]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
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Wasn't me! I swear!
damn that smells

[wmgreer]

Yea!

[Silence]

*dances around and sings rain calling song*

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Smapdey]

I didn't even make this thing.

[iplayguitar]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
-Smap
so that is?

[bxx]

someone needs to get more creative insted of copying someone elses personalized thread :x

[Docta Beeeer]

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[TopSecretBoy]

You got served. :eek:

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Look at this BS:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/06/18/saudi.kidnap/index.html
*Sigh* Dirty bastards. This world is going deeper down the shit hole. (And we're pretty fucking deep as it is)

[DanTheMan]

I'll say it again. Nuke the Middle East. Who the hell would miss em? Seriously though, that is an awful way to die, I wouldn't wish that death on anyone.

[TooDrunkToFunk]

ahh... but using napalm on iraqis is a pleasant death ?

there are two sides to this conflict, it's not black & white, and as usual it's the civilians that will pay the worst price.

the zealots on both sides need to go to hell, and quick.

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by TooDrunkToFunk
ahh... but using napalm on iraqis is a pleasant death ?
?

there are two sides to this conflict, it's not black & white, and as usual it's the civilians that will pay the worst price.
But if there are 2 sides, isn't that black and white? It is sad but true that civilians normally pay the price for actions on both sides of a conflict.

the zealots on both sides need to go to hell, and quick.

I know Islam has zealots that go out and behead innocent civilians, but what zealots on our side are you referring to? Not trying to be an assjack, just merely curious.

[future man]

Originally posted by bxx
someone needs to get more creative insted of copying someone elses personalized thread :x

And someone needs to get a post-birth abortion.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[TooDrunkToFunk]

Nuke them and erase their culture.
i can't believe you said that Docta !
Middle-easterns are brainwashed and they basically act like animals
and you guys are not ?
It's not like they contribute anything positive to the world
how about the written language ? type 'arab contributions to the world and culture' into google and see what it comes up with. you'll be surprised.

the only way to have a valid and rational argument is to know both sides to the story, otherwise you are ignorant. ignorance may be bliss, but it is also the downfall of an otherwise compassionate society.

when you know, and believe, only what those in power tell you, is that not officially 'brainwashed' ? you are familiar with the term 'spin-doctor', right ? where did that concept come from ? hint: not from the middle-east.

what's worse, though, is the concept of patriotism that is hovering like a cloud over america, choking-off rational and reasonable thought. is it patriotic to bend over and take it up the ass from those in power, and those that crave it ?

'patriotism', in my definition, is taking pride in the positive achievements of ones country. defending 'truth, justice, liberty and freedom' and all other moral and ethical values that are worthy and good.

the zealots are in power in washington, my friend, but they are far worse than zealots, because they have power, privilege, and wealth, and the military means to back all that up.

and they have used napalm on the iraqis in this gulf war, as well as the last.

[Smapdey]

Please take this to the brand new "Issue" forum I just created.

[iplayguitar]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Sure it's genocide, but who cares? It's not like they contribute anything positive to the world.
except numbers, but who uses those things anyways?

[Dying_Corpse]

Im your god... worship me... wankers

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Please take this to the brand new "Issue" forum I just created.
Hokay , btw your a MOD u can close this thread :)

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Dying_Corpse]

thats because everyone hates you... and you will die alone in a ditch

[bxx]

Originally posted by Dying_Corpse
thats because everyone hates you... and you will die alone in a ditch

amen to that

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Dying_Corpse
thats because everyone hates you... and you will die alone in a ditch
That's the fate of all canadians.

































;)

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by Dying_Corpse
thats because everyone hates you... and you will die alone in a ditch with your pet moose

The fate of a true Canadian.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Odm]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
As ignorant as it may sound, I agree with DanTheMan. You want millions of innocent people to die a horrible death, and the land to be poisoned for years afterward? Damn, you're ruthless. And DanTheMan wasn't even serious when he said that.

Ed- woops, I probably shouldn't have posted this so late. Oh well.

[DanTheMan]

I am getting so tired of this beheading bullshit:

South Korean Captured (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5256382/)

These fucking animals just won't quit will they? Yeah, ok, the Korean government is going to pull out troops because you got a civilian. What dope do these assholes smoke? I am not normally a racist, but damn it these actions are really making me question Islam.

[Odm]

I think that those fucks just enjoy the power trip they get from killing people in the name of Islam.

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[future man]

Originally posted by DanTheMan
I am not normally a racist, but damn it these actions are really making me question Islam.

Uhhh, last time I checked there was no Islam race. You'd basically be hating a ton of races if you were to hate everyone involved in Islam.

[karny]

Originally posted by future man
Uhhh, last time I checked there was no Islam race. You'd basically be hating a ton of races if you were to hate everyone involved in Islam.

I don't see a problem with that....

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by future man
Uhhh, last time I checked there was no Islam race. You'd basically be hating a ton of races if you were to hate everyone involved in Islam.

Racist

adj 1: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" 2: discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion

www.dictionary.com

I meant I am not normally hateful to religions, but the crap these terrorists are doing for Allah is really starting to piss me off.

[karny]

Originally posted by DanTheMan
Racist
I meant I am not normally hateful to religions, but the crap these terrorists are doing for Allah is really starting to piss me off.

Starting..... where the hell have you been?

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by karny
Starting..... where the hell have you been?

Normally I would just get angry. Now I feel like going out and decapatating a terrorist just for kicks. Slowly, sawing at his neck like they did for Berg and Johnson, so he feels a fraction of the pain inflicted on those guys.

rage off/

[absolute_deviation]

Originally posted by DanTheMan

I know Islam has zealots that go out and behead innocent civilians, but what zealots on our side are you referring to? Not trying to be an assjack, just merely curious.

the ones who stripped down the prisoners and gang rapped them along with their dogs.

This whole things a mess and the last thing that we need is people saying shit like that. Be informed. Those guys are terrorising innocents and killing them but our nation isn't any goody little two-shoes either.

[Odm]

Crimes have always been committed in the name of religion. Remember the crusades? They weren't exactly on a humanitarian mission then.

Ed- Basically I'm saying religion is used as an excuse by demagogues, world leaders, etc. to gain power through the uneducated.

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by absolute_deviation
the ones who stripped down the prisoners and gang rapped them along with their dogs.

This whole things a mess and the last thing that we need is people saying shit like that. Be informed. Those guys are terrorising innocents and killing them but our nation isn't any goody little two-shoes either.

Erm, I know we stripped them naked, made em get in a big pile, and put leashes on em, but I'm pretty sure that we didn't gang rape them, along with our dogs. If you would kindly provide a link to prove what you just said, I'll shut my mouth. I never said our nation was goody little two shoes, but damn it we don't go out, kidnap innocent civilians, and decapitate them in front of a camera.

Edit - I'm curious, what do you mean by "people saying shit like that?"

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Freakonaleash89]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Goddamnit. Spent 70 bucks on a shirt and now its falling apart. Hasn't even been washed yet. Return time!

70 dollar shirts usually don't fall apart that easily, what brand is it?

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I got a blood and urine test yesterday for diabetes. I hope they don't pick anything up in my blood that shouldn't be there. Doctors have to keep it confidential anyway, right?

Depends on the dcotor dude. But most of the time they will confide in the patient only.

[dimsum411]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
It's a 100% Mac & Jac silk shirt.

gay?

[Smapdey]

Originally posted by dimsum411
gay?

Ever worn silk? It might be gay, but it feels like sex all over your body.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

The Beeeer thread is dead??

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by xenophage
The Beeeer thread is dead??
Well now it isn't f00l!




/Pulls out Deagle and fires all seven rounds into thread.

Stay down bitch!

[xenophage]

Why would you do something like that man?? *sniff*

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
Why would you do something like that man?? *sniff*
Coz Bitch was getting OLD

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Beeeer got old and died. Now I'm Docta Vodkaaaa.

yuck... revive the mo'fucking beeeer

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[Freakonaleash89]

Vodka is so much better than beer. I fucking hate beer actually and I rarely drink it even though my friends do alot. Vodka is the best. Anything made by smirnof is delicious and makes my mouth water.

[Smapdey]

Smirnoff is terrible Vodka.

[xenophage]

Vodka is for chicks...Real men drink beer and get fat

[TooDrunkToFunk]

trying telling that to my 6'9", 310 lb, sambo specialist buddy from siberia. he drinks that shit like it's water... in fact i've never seen 'em drink water, ditto for his girlfriend (whose a 3rd his size).

:D

i'll take a pint of guinness or a stella or warsteiner, over any liquor, any day.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
Vodka is for chicks...Real men drink beer and get fat
and fart like Pigs :p

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Ressurrect this thread.
Negative

[NiteX]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
Negative

What are you a robot? Next thing you will be telling us is to bite your shiny metal ass.:p

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by NiteX
What are you a robot? Next thing you will be telling us is to bite your shiny metal ass.:p

Chump!:)

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by NiteX
What are you a robot? Next thing you will be telling us is to bite your shiny metal ass.:p
Negative.

[DanTheMan]

Danger, Will Robinson!

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Chump!:)

You mean chomp??

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
No he means chump. And by chump he means you. Ass.

Soreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by xenophage
Soreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You spelt "sorry" wrong.



Must........terminate........

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
You spelt "sorry" wrong.



Must........terminate........



*runs away from Hobbles*

[Docta Beeeer]

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[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I drove out of town today to go to a campground to meet some friends but then they weren't there. They were gone. They were at Beer Gardens. At WakeFest. I'm a year too young to get in (have to be 19) so I just drove home. Damnit.:mad:

I laugh at you.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Why?

Because I can.

[Chimera[NL]]

Actually I meant chump as in, "look at me, I'm special cause I know Futurama quotes!"

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I drove out of town today to go to a campground to meet some friends but then they weren't there. They were gone. They were at Beer Gardens. At WakeFest. I'm a year too young to get in (have to be 19) so I just drove home. Damnit.:mad:

Bummer. Dude you should have just tanked up on your own.

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[JerraMaya]

Docta you fried and ate your own balls , you should now become gay and find someone to mate with you :p

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Where have my balls gone? I need balls. I don't have the balls to ask a chick out even when I've been drinking. How do I man up? This sucks.

Dude it's not that big a deal. Just be yourself. Don't try impressing bitches cos that may backfire on ya. I think the reason your not scoring is cos you are trying too hard.

[JerraMaya]

Docta be yourself , enjoy life , u dont have girlfriends then , pay whores and fuck them too fulfill your sexual desire :p , if u accidently do get a girlfriend for yourself , show mercy on her and dont lose her :)

[DanTheMan]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
Docta be yourself , enjoy life , u dont have girlfriends then , pay whores and fuck them too fulfill your sexual desire :p , if u accidently do get a girlfriend for yourself , show mercy on her and dont lose her :)

Why the hell would you pay for it when their is a ton of loose women out there??

Just be yourself Docta, if you like a girl, just act cool with her, maybe ask her to a dinner or something. The worst thing she can do is say no, it's better than not doing anything at all.

[Smapdey]

Originally posted by DanTheMan
Why the hell would you pay for it when their is a ton of loose women out there??

Just be yourself Docta, if you like a girl, just act cool with her, maybe ask her to a dinner or something. The worst thing she can do is say no, it's better than not doing anything at all.

Hey, hookers work for J, and you just can't touch that.

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Just got back from the doc's office, and I have low blood sugar. My blood sugar level is only 2 so they're gonna give me more blood tests and then we'll see from there.

Me: "Do I have diabetes?"
Doc: "You have the opposite: low blood sugar. It makes you feel weak and faint."
Eat alot of Sugar and Candies , Steal them from little children

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Just got back from the doc's office, and I have low blood sugar. My blood sugar level is only 2 so they're gonna give me more blood tests and then we'll see from there.

Me: "Do I have diabetes?"
Doc: "You have the opposite: low blood sugar. It makes you feel weak and faint."

Drink more beer

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
Drink more beer
No
Docta Drink Fresh Piss !! it will make you healthy and if you piss drink that too coz thats like Double Power :p dont forget too add suger in it ;)

[Smapdey]

Dude, Docta, you need a little friend of mine called Green Tea.

[MrBored]

*puff puff, relax*

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[MrBored]

you just be like, "hey bitch, why don't you like get back in the kitchen and make me some pie."

[future man]

If my sister said something like that to me I'd be clearing out freezer space for her dead body.

[r3n.d4n73]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
My sister bitched at me today for putting all my beer in the beer fridge and taking out 4 of her Gatorade bottles. She told me: "You have no life, loser. Get a life, you stupid friggin' loser. All you do is work and play games. You're 18."

What were her GAYTORADE bottles doing in your BEER fridge?

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
My sister bitched at me today for putting all my beer in the beer fridge and taking out 4 of her Gatorade bottles. She told me: "You have no life, loser. Get a life, you stupid friggin' loser. All you do is work and play games. You're 18."

Slap the bitch.. Show her whos boss

[TheKua]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
My sister bitched at me today for putting all my beer in the beer fridge and taking out 4 of her Gatorade bottles. She told me: "You have no life, loser. Get a life, you stupid friggin' loser. All you do is work and play games. You're 18."

Put some laxatives in her Gatorade bottles.

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[Freakonaleash89]

Just fucking throw all of her gatorade bottles out on the floor and put your beer in there and if she touches them just smack her. Jesus christ.

[caregirl]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Where have my balls gone? I need balls. I don't have the balls to ask a chick out even when I've been drinking. How do I man up? This sucks.

If you are analyzing the fact that you can't man up it means you are trying to hard. Just let things flow naturally, and don't think about what you are or are not doing. Be yourself ... just stay away from burping and farting. Girls don't find that very attractive, at least most don't.

Drinking isn't going to make you a ladies man ... it is just going to make you a drunk.

And as for the sister, tell her that the BEER fridge is for BEER and to kiss your ass.

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[Silence]

OMG! you bastards, your all talkin about beer, i have commited a crime, last time i drank beer was about a month 1/2, ago. and that was only like 7 bottles, ( and about 24 times i had to answer natures call ), its hard not drinkin beer, and no alcohol at all, ( offcourse, i have drank wine, alittle. )

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[Silence]

weelll i can, i would, but just its part of my new way of life, ( not the 100% healthy. ), somebody even told me i should stop eating meat, ( stop eating meat?? god damn i couldnt live over a day without meat )

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Silence
weelll i can, i would, but just its part of my new way of life, ( not the 100% healthy. ), somebody even told me i should stop eating meat, ( stop eating meat?? god damn i couldnt live over a day without meat )

Tell that person to go fuck himelf/herself. Meat is good

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Don't limit yourself or your experiences in life. Life is too short for pussies.
you pussy face :p


btw Silence drinking too much is not a good habbit , rest is your choice :)

[caregirl]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Don't limit yourself or your experiences in life. Life is too short for pussies.

I agree totally. Try something once, if you don't like it don't try it again.

And no you never said beer would make you a ladies man but drinking isn't going to help you talk to girls.

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer

I just thought the beer would loosen me up a bit.
your a fucking pee drinker :)

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[JerraMaya]

you said that yourself once here

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
When?
i didnt note the thread as it was of no importance too me

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I think the only thing of importance to you pakis is securing an empty building in America to open your own dollar store.
or blow it up :) (aint that nice)


btw canadians have only one thing of importance , drink beer and fart on each others face

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[future man]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
ugh it WAS SOM CHICK FROM TH PAST who told him

Holy fuck, so time travel is real after all? Take that Smap, you fucker.

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[karny]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I think someone did something to my Old Spice. I've got a rash in my armpits for Christ's sake. Judgement Day shall arrive to those who sin!

Wow old spice... i find that smell repulsive. my dad likes it tho.

i think we can gleen some usefull information from your statment e.g. your old and you masterbate alot.

[xenophage]

Make a movie on your life and call it The Doctaaa Show

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by xenophage
The Doctaaa Show
no name it
Docta OwNeD

[xenophage]

NO name it Big Doctaa

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I think I'm going to leave and join the army once and for all. I hate myself.
join a nudist community

[r3n.d4n73]

But then, there's always the "straight" guy who's whackin' off thinking about you.:p

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I'm back to my normal self for now. I just hated my face. But now no more hate. Belt-sanders do wonders for the complexion.
Should i throw few hard punches on your face too make it better ?

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Nah, I don't want no paki dot on my forehead.

Ah come on, it's a Paki tradition. His father did it to him aswell, I mean just look at the J's face.

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Ah come on, it's a Paki tradition. His father did it to him aswell, I mean just look at the J's face.
God Knows what your daddy did too your face , Thats y you dont show your pic and pretend too be a IT ninja hmmmm NINJA, my ASS , you cover your face as your father did some homework on it , in your childhood , poor KID , y dont you come out with facts , ease your pain , it herts but when u let it out you will feel better , come on KID speak :p

As for Docta well i dont blame him , guys has a permenant bent face , i think thats the main reason he doesnt own a gf , no girl can tolerate bent face clowns like him :p

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
God Knows what your daddy did too your face , Thats y you dont show your pic and pretend too be a IT ninja hmmmm NINJA, my ASS , you cover your face as your father did some homework on it , in your childhood , poor KID , y dont you come out with facts , ease your pain , it herts but when u let it out you will feel better , come on KID speak :p

As for Docta well i dont blame him , guys has a permenant bent face , i think thats the main reason he doesnt own a gf , no girl can tolerate bent face clowns like him :p

Wow, you repeating what I said about your face is so funny J. I mean you weren't really that strong with words to begin with but now you're just repeating someone else's words? Kinda sad don't you think? O and if we're still here playing "Let's take someone's title serious" I might aswell start laughing about you being a warlord, jesus dude, you've really run out of material haven't you?


Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
That's a bullet hole.

We can only hope.

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Only in Pakistan, can you own a woman.
Or a terrorist

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[xenophage]

Even national geographic couldn't provide something this insightful.

[karny]

It changed my life, i'll never think of canadia the same way again!

[JerraMaya]

Docta u really need too get out of that Shithole .

your obsessed with trees , and those red holes are made by you ,just too bang that tree when u feel horny .

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
Docta u really need too get out of that Shithole .

your obsessed with trees , and those red holes are made by you ,just too bang that tree when u feel horny .

That place is fuckin' awesome.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
That place is fuckin' awesome.
but That Guy is going Nuts in that place

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
but That Guy is going Nuts in that place

You know what I'd do if I had a place like that? With miles upon miles of woodland country with deer and other animals and wildlife? I'll grab a fucking gun and start shooting at shit.

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
You know what I'd do if I had a place like that? With miles upon miles of woodland country with deer and other animals and wildlife? I'll grab a fucking gun and start shooting at shit.

In mother Russia shit shoots at you!

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
In mother Russia shit shoots at you!

LOL!

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Well I've been out of town a lot lately and last night I went clubbing and barhopping with some guys I know. Anyway, they're all over 19, so they can drink. I'm only 18, so I can't in Canada. They still let me in though! Didn't get ID'd, nothing. Anyway, last night fucking rocked. I can't believe I have never done this before. Totally amazing stuff.

You just made new friends or.....?

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Haha, yeah I "met" a lot of new girls and all that.

Ah I see you got some nookie. Enlighten us with the wonders of the Canadian mating ritual.


(Tell us dirty stories, hihi)

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[Chimera[NL]]

So, you've been frenching with 4 girls total that night? Nice score.

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[NiteX]

It's a shame that over here, the only good clubs are full of fucking nasty sluts that all have either AIDS or crabs. You don't want to fuck with any of them. Not all are that bad though. They are rare though.

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[mR-D]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
but That Guy is going Nuts in that place

Trust me, he was in way worse shape. Thank god for the lil bit he got when he went clubbing.
Go Dave :D

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yeah man. Now I know where to go and what to do. Things have changed. Going out again this weekend and possibly tonight.

Some one's living it up..

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Learned a lot more last night too. Just gets better and better.

You're not shagging beached whales again are you? I thought we quit that hobby a long time ago.

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Learned a lot more last night too. Just gets better and better.

Told you man, the sun shines on every one's ass. Live it up

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Sun not only shines on my ass, it shines all over my body, and whatever other bodies are in the bed with me. Sunshine.

I need some fucking sun

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Nah man, you told me to leave them for you. They wouldn't all fit in the car at once so I sorta had to cut them up and wrap them. Anyway, so yeah, that's where they're at.

Ok, cool. Just let me do my thing and I'll get m back for ya as soon as possible.

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Shut up, Dutch cowboy.

That's not what I heard last night.

[Bigolli]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
That's not what I heard last night.

What did you hear last night?!

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[r3n.d4n73]

Exactly. ;) :p.

[Bigolli]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Who gives a fuck.

I do! He was supposed to be at my house! That asshole!

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I give up.

On life?

[MrBored]

Originally posted by xenophage
I need some fucking sun

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[Striker]

Docta B gots a successful relationship with a hot chick startin. Lucky asshole.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
DOCTA B IS HAPPY!
KISS MY ASS then

btw you really found someone ?

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yeah.

Nice. Don't fuck it up

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[Silence]

oh the sexiness of your hairy legs, btw nice story.

[Chimera[NL]]

And then?

[MrBored]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
And then?
he had sex with a kitten?

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by MrBored
he had sex with a kitten?

chances are he really did it. Being Canadian and all. I mean we Dutch go for the monkey, but Candians are easily sattisfied.

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I now know the answer.

HAHAHHA, dude what did you do?

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[Phobo]

No hot-lovin' in the cabin??

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[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Today was the shittiest day because of the weather. It's still raining. It was raining when I woke up, and it rained all day. I told her last night that I'd pick her up from school today and then drive her to work. So I drove to her school and I didn't see her so I drove around town, finally I drove back one last time and she was walking home in the rain. By that time she was pretty much at her house, so she told me to meet me there. So I drove there and then we walked into her house and she got changed or whatever. So then we get in the car, and I drive to the coffee shop, and we hang out there for about half an hour I guess. After that, it's still raining and I can't think of anything to do. Guess why. Because my mom is working at home so I can't go there. But I have the car. So I asked her if she wanted to see my cabin and she said alright and we sped there. Showed her around, then we sped back. On the way back we didn't talk that much really. Not too much to talk about. The weather, the rain, the grey skies, all bad. So I get her to work JUST on time and then we kiss and I tell her "Yeah... I'll call you" and she says "ok" or something. I think I screwed up though. Today just sucked. It was boring. That's why. It sucked.

Relax dude, don't get dis-couraged. Maybe she had a bad day.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I don't think this is a fuckup, more of just a not so exciting day with a chick!

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
How the hell can I fuck it up?
by fisting her vargina :p

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yeah, but there was nothing I could do about it. It was raining heavily ALL day non-stop. Plus we only had about an hour and a half. The thing I worried about was her losing interest because of the boring afternoon.

Take her out some other day, preferably a sunny one then!

And if I were you I would plan it soon!

[Chimera[NL]]

I thought you were such a player? What happened to the Dr Beer that got attention from ALL the girls all of the sudden? Then why the fuck would you worry about some chick? If she don't wanna, she can be replaced. Right?

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[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
True. But I'm starting to like her.

Don't, liking is for pussies. You're young, fuck around with as much as you can...I mean that's my motto.

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[Freakonaleash89]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yeah, but there was nothing I could do about it. It was raining heavily ALL day non-stop. Plus we only had about an hour and a half. The thing I worried about was her losing interest because of the boring afternoon.

Don't worry about it dude not every time you see a girl it's all that great, that's just the way it goes sometimes.

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[FATMAN]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yeah, I lied. I'll let her be my fuck buddy. Best part of this whole thing is, she has a boyfriend.

another boyfriend?. just kick him in the nuts to show her how cool your new boots are :rolleyes: :p

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by FATMAN
another boyfriend?. just kick him in the nuts to show her how cool your new boots are
no i have a better idea , Docta just eat his nuts so you can have a girlfriend otherwise i think you will lose this girl also :p

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[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I'm gonna get you some high heel shoes. That way next time I say something, it won't go right over your head.
no get yourself High heel shoes , tight red leather dress , wax all your hair , a little makeup on the face and then go stand in a busy street at night with BENT face .

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
no get yourself High heel shoes , tight red leather dress , wax all your hair , a little makeup on the face and then go stand in a busy street at night with BENT face .

Stop spewing those gayfantasies of yours on this forum. We allready dislike you for being the retard that you are.

[xenophage]

This shit is classic

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Stop spewing those gayfantasies of yours on this forum..
Only a gay like you would have said this :) to my post .
read my previous post again , i said all that shit as an insult , but i think you took it personally and responded even before Docta
BINGO
lol @ chim

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
Only a gay like you would have said this :) to my post .
read my previous post again , i said all that shit as an insult , but i think you took it personally and responded even before Docta
BINGO
lol @ chim

O jesus christ, now you think you "owned" me, right? Dude, you just don't get it do you? You're the one getting owned all the time, the whole gay thing is making you look more and more like a closetcase....you just don't notice it.

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[xenophage]

fuck it

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Shut up.

Word up!

[xenophage]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Shut up.

bitch

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by xenophage
bitch
cunt

[Striker]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
cunt

Bitch-faced smacktard!

[caregirl]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
me: whats up?
her: not much
me: whos this?
her: INSERT NAME HERE
me: you know who this is?
her: no
me: you dont? dave. from INSERT PLACE HERE
her: ohhhh. hi.
me: yeah. whats up.
her: im actually in bed
me: really? that sucks
her: yeah
me: so how was your weekend
her: pretty good. i went clubbing in INSERT CITY HERE
me: cool. good job.
her: yeah
me: yeah, i was wondering if you could meet me somewhere?
her: now?
me: yeah. tonight
her: not tonight. im sorta sick and im in bed
me: yeah. alright then. when do you work this week?
her: wed, thurs, sat, sun
me: alright, i'll probably talk to you on wed then
her: k
me: alright then, later
her: bye

Could you tell if she was really sick? Or was she giving you the brush off?

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[caregirl]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Sounded like the brush off to me. She didn't sound that sick, but I had been drinking.

Never mix drinking and signals.... you will take them all the wrong way.

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[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Striker
Bitch-faced smacktard!
Smack-faced bitchtard!
o_O