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TopSecretBoy
September 6th, 2004, 01:50 PM
What's the easiest 20 bucks you've ever made?

My mom just said she'd pay me 20 bucks if I shaved my face. Brb.

Smapdey
September 6th, 2004, 02:04 PM
I gave a lady a hundred yesterday for handballs, and she gave me an extra twenty five back.

JerraMaya
September 6th, 2004, 02:08 PM
Sold some PORN to an idiot for 20bucks which i got for free from a friend

Docta Beeeer
September 6th, 2004, 02:08 PM
My mom just said she'd pay me 20 bucks if I killed myself. Brb.

JerraMaya
September 6th, 2004, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
My mom just said she'd pay me 20 bucks if I killed myself. Brb.
haha , that would be a great , your mom is a wise women

future man
September 6th, 2004, 02:10 PM
I dish out handjobs behind the Pizza Hut on weekends.

Chimera[NL]
September 6th, 2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by future man
I dish out handjobs behind the Pizza Hut on weekends.

Yeah and damn boy, not too shabby ones either. I'm allready saving for my next.

Docta Beeeer
September 6th, 2004, 02:29 PM
If you think the handjobs are good, wait till you try the BJs. Yeah, they're a bit more expensive. But they're worth every penny.

Chimera[NL]
September 6th, 2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
If you think the handjobs are good, wait till you try the BJs. Yeah, they're a bit more expensive. But they're worth every penny.

Oh boy oh boy Future. Looks like the ol' piggy bank is gonna get cracked for this....

Smapdey
September 6th, 2004, 02:46 PM
Dude, Future even gives reach arounds! That Pizza hut bathroom is always so crowded.

Chimera[NL]
September 6th, 2004, 02:48 PM
Fuck, why am I always the last to know?:(

TopSecretBoy
September 6th, 2004, 02:57 PM
They have a line. :(

Downfall
September 6th, 2004, 03:20 PM
watch out for grease burns

Roq
September 6th, 2004, 04:33 PM
yesterday an amazing thing happened to me while i was on carts

1. I find 10 dollars in the parking lot.
2. I find 1 dollar behind a checkstand.
3. I find 5 dollars in front of a checkstand which i used stealth action to get.

Yian
September 6th, 2004, 04:36 PM
I worked at the library yesterday and the day before yesterday and made 25 bucks.

Docta Beeeer
September 6th, 2004, 04:42 PM
Yesterday I took a dead guy's ring at a funeral home and then pawned it for... Yes, you guessed it! 20 dollars!

future man
September 6th, 2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yesterday I took a dead guy's ring at a funeral home and then pawned it for... Yes, you guessed it! 20 dollars!

That's so hardcore, it hurts.

PHAT_ASS
September 6th, 2004, 04:55 PM
found 20 bucks while walking in the schoolyard in highschool

cr3am
September 6th, 2004, 05:32 PM
Easiest twenty bucks? "Hey mom, it's allowance day"

I don't even have to work to get allowance.

Freakonaleash89
September 6th, 2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by cr3am
Easiest twenty bucks? "Hey mom, it's allowance day"

I don't even have to work to get allowance.

Hobbes874
September 6th, 2004, 06:28 PM
I blew my hot load all over a chicks face............oh wait, I had to pay her $20 to do that.

REBEL_AU
September 6th, 2004, 06:52 PM
i found $20 on the floor of a car that wasn't mine.

Downfall
September 6th, 2004, 06:54 PM
well the girls around campus wear tight jeans..and decide to put damn near everythign they can into one of their back pockets....when they take out their wallets sometimes things fall out.....one such thing was a nice 20 that no one saw......I spent it that night on beer.

WhoGivesARatsAss
September 6th, 2004, 09:26 PM
Dad I need twenty bucks?

Here son take a hundred!

*Eventhough I make a living*

dante.hk
September 6th, 2004, 09:41 PM
My mom asked me if I wanted 20 bucks.

Smapdey
September 7th, 2004, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by dante.hk
My mom asked me if I wanted 20 bucks.

You did that with your own mother?

WhoGivesARatsAss
September 7th, 2004, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
You did that with your own mother?

ROFL!

Phobo
September 7th, 2004, 05:44 AM
I eat 20 bucks for breakfast

TheKua
September 7th, 2004, 05:54 AM
some retard in my class bought a floppy-disk for $20 bucks from me....:D

portzebie
September 7th, 2004, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by future man
I dish out handjobs behind the Pizza Hut on weekends.

we almost have the same job except I am on the Aktins Handjob diet so I go behind Subway

SaintDL
September 8th, 2004, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Yesterday I took a dead guy's ring at a funeral home and then pawned it for... Yes, you guessed it! 20 dollars!


that explains why i was missing a finger when i woke up....