really fucking creepy pumpkin ideas needed

[Downfall]

yes i am a dork, but halpween is comin up and its damn near time to make some little kids cry. im looking for some really fucking scary/creepy pumpkin patterns or ideas for the one im gona put out on my porch. (which will most likely get thrown over the balcony in a few days anyway)

so anyoen have any pics, ideas, or website links that couls help me out.?

[Digital Pimp]

A goatse or tubgirl pattern should do the job just fine, just don't look at it.

[Downfall]

on thing i am thinking of is the donnie darko pumpkin.

anyoen ever see nthat movie? durign the haloween sequence there is a pumpkin with franks face on it

[Bigolli]

I swear there has been way too much talk to goatse lately. It was funny at first, but now it's just horrible...

[No Soul]

I don't have a scary stuff, but I have 2 funny/sexual pics from College Humor.

Besides, pumpkins aren't ment to be scary. Just do a Goatse or something like Digital Pimp said.

[badluckdice]

you can always throw pumpkins at the kids. it I would make them cry.

something that doesnt have to do with pumpkins would be to lay out a bunch of candy, and when kids walk up to it, jump out at them. it REALLY scares the shit out of them. AND if an asshole takes more than one piece, you can hit him with a bat.

[Downfall]

well so far this is what i have found

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/pumpkinphotos.html

[Bhazard]

This one will scare people of all ages. Shit, it scares me.

[AVataRR]

best pumpkin ever.

[future man]

Well, I know what I'm going to (try to) do. My mom said some retarded bullshit about Halloween being evil, so I'll do a nice bible crucifixion scene.

[Kain]

Try Rotten's [The web page] Pumkin page, they have some.....ineteresting ideas..

"Views warning! May contain pumkins"

[REBEL_AU]

1) put a pumpkin on somones roof.
2) fill the motherfucker with thermite.
3) BURN BITCH BURN!

[bxx]

goatse!

http://store1.yimg.com/I/hobased_1813_18455833

[Bhazard]

Thats great except for one thing. The thumbs are on the wrong side.

[portzebie]

Originally posted by Bhazard
Thats great except for one thing. The thumbs are on the wrong side.

No they aren't I just tried it :D

[Silence]

what about Teletubbie pumpkins? i dont know but those guys scare the shit out of me...

[RADiator]

Originally posted by Silence
what about Teletubbie pumpkins? i dont know but those guys scare the shit out of me... Oh you just had to say it and ruin your perfect post count didn’t you?

[Bhazard]

Originally posted by portzebie
No they aren't I just tried it :D

Stfu noob! Try again...

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by Bhazard
Stfu noob! Try again...
Maybe his ass is in the front...

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
Maybe his ass is in the front...

Yeah P, you've probably mistaken your face with your ass again.

Let's go over this one more time:
Ass = back
Face = front

[bxx]

this one is bound to frighten even the adults

http://store1.yimg.com/I/hobased_1814_4127

[PHAT_ASS]

Originally posted by bxx
this one is bound to frighten even the adults



LOL