trick to frighten kids

[bxx]

im looking for a kickass way to scare them damn kids away. i tried finding a few pics of future man but i dont think i wanna cause them kids some serious brain damage :x any ideas?

[cr3am]

Wife beater with ketchup stains, and a shotgun. Bust open your door, caulk the shotgun, and start scanning around.

[NiteX]

Hell yes dude that sounds fun. I wouldnt mind seeing some little kids piss their pants tonite.

[Hobbes874]

Do this:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Hobbes874/bxxblingage.jpg

[Digital Pimp]

Mc Spatula in da hiz-ouse Motha Fucka!

[MrBored]

lol, just get a nice large colour print out of goatse or tubgirl and put it on your door. From a distance they will think what the fuck ( or what ever the kiddy version of that is ) and they will walk closer, but the beauty is that because they can't make out what it is from far away they are concentrating on the image more. Suddenly and violently it will hit them and they will run away screaming for their mommies.

[Roq]

go naked with a sausage tied to your dick

[Trustkill]

staple yer sac to your thigh in front on em a la Steve O style.

[dante.hk]

Originally posted by MrBored
(or what ever the kiddy version of that is)...

It's fuck.

[bxx]

Originally posted by cr3am
Wife beater with ketchup stains, and a shotgun. Bust open your door, caulk the shotgun, and start scanning around.

rofl that one sounds perfect :D

[Hitman]

im looking for a kickass way to scare them damn kids away


Stick some unwrapped tootsie rolls up your ass.. when kids ring the bell open the door and ask them to close their eyes and raise their buckets.. now put your asshole over their buckets and shit-out the now melted tootsie rolls, if they complain of a smell tell them to shut the fuck up and throw boiling cooking oil on them as you kick them down the stairs, hopefully you live far from the hospitals.

[JerraMaya]

just grab as many kids as you can and start molesting them one by one , next time you wont even need too think about scarying them off,.

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
just grab as many kids as you can and start molesting them one by one , next time you wont even need too think about scarying them off,.
Seriously, if your gay just admit it! We won't hold it against you*!












*I can't promise anything

[Freakonaleash89]

Originally posted by MrBored
lol, just get a nice large colour print out of goatse or tubgirl and put it on your door. From a distance they will think what the fuck ( or what ever the kiddy version of that is ) and they will walk closer, but the beauty is that because they can't make out what it is from far away they are concentrating on the image more. Suddenly and violently it will hit them and they will run away screaming for their mommies.

That'd be fucking hilarious they'd be scarred for life.

[MrBored]

Originally posted by dante.hk
It's fuck.
Aah, now I know why I couldn't remember any other version.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
Seriously, if your gay just admit it! We won't hold it against you*!












*I can't promise anything
Seriously i am not gay