The Neighbors Dogs

[wmgreer]

The neighbors across the street have 7 dogs. Five big ones and 2 little ones. We live within city limits, so there is a lease law. Dogs are suppose to be kept in a pen. The neighbors have a huge fenced-in backyard, but do you think they keep the dogs in the fence? No. My 9 year old can't go outside to play without them damn dogs jumpimg on her. My 2 year old screams bloody murder when we go out to get in the car. Anytime somebody pulls into our driveway the dogs run over and piss on the tires. I looked outside this morning and they were all in my yard. One of the dogs will growl at US when we walkk out of OUR house. The mail carrier carry pepper spray and they have to use it. At all hours of the day and night, people driving are all the time layingon the horn cause the dogs get in the middle of the street and lay there and they will not move. I'm about ready to kill every last one of them.

[Phobo]

I would

1. Call the cops.

2. If above doesn't help, poison their food (the dogsfood).

[RogerWilco]

You ever seen Suicide Kings?

;)

[wmgreer]

They have been warned a couple of times. I know the post office has put letters in their mailbox. I don't know if the police have been called or not.

No, I haven't seen Suicide Kings. Why?

[karny]

I havn't seen the movie either, but i know generally whats going to be in it.

Firstly you find the smallest dog and staple it to their front door and tell them to sort it out, if they don't get the next size up and staple it to the back door, and tell them to 'please' sort it out, if that doesn't work go straight to the bigest one and staple it to the smallest child they have. If it goes further than this you need to move because they are bigger psyco's than you are.

[Yian]

I would call the cops for this. Or you can start talking to the neighbors and unite together on the issue. Hopefully they will go for your cause.

[LynX]

Get a big stick and beat the shit outta them the next time you see them on your property. Works every time. Shouting loudly and rushing at them with said big stick is better.

Or get a pet bear.

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by Yian
I would call the cops for this. Or you can start talking to the neighbors and unite together on the issue. Hopefully they will go for your cause.

They complain, too.

[Downfall]

1. punt the dogs over a freeway ala Anchorman style.

2. punt the neighbors over a freeway

3. bring a small child wiht you, put a steak around their neck, when dogs go for the child, shoot and kill the dogs in "self defense" then use the steak for dinner that night.

4. tell the police the dogs molestered you, it worked for the kids of southpark.

5. call the po po, repeatedly untill they are forced to do wsomehing about it just to get you and your neighbors to shut the hell up about it.

6. burn the dogs

7. burn them

8. burn the house

9. nuclear attack

10. Yians way might work too :)

[Yian]

Originally posted by wmgreer
They complain, too.
Then this might work! :) Try to get your neighbors together and put pressure on the guy so he get his acts together and not to disturd the neighborhood with his dogs.

[TheKua]

Dogs are like babies....they explode when you put them in the microwave....

[RogerWilco]

Originally posted by wmgreer
They have been warned a couple of times. I know the post office has put letters in their mailbox. I don't know if the police have been called or not.

No, I haven't seen Suicide Kings. Why?

Well, hopefully no one will get pissed who hasn't seen the movie, but basicly Christopher Walken feeds his neighbors to their constantly barking dogs.

[Hitman]

My neighbors have 2 rockweilers, in the summer they would let them shit all over the backyard and take a day or two to clean it.. the smell got so bad that we called city hall and they were fined and warned never to let that happen again.

LOL it's been clean since then.. plus they bought them a bigger house, with a door that locks.. it keeps those fuckers from being out barking all damn night.

I wonder how much rat poison costs.

[nineball16]

Dogs love these things (http://www.digital-images.net/Images/2002/Potpourri2/ChineseFirecrackers_0598.jpg)

[wmgreer]

I thought about getting hotdogs and filling them with bleach or antifreeze or maybe just filling the trash with rat poison.

Calling the police might work, except most of the cops around here can be kinda lazy about such things.

[Striker]

I'd go for the police method first, a few times if necessary. If that leads to nothing, see if you can contact the city or something about it...If that doesn't work, then go with LynX's idea, get a huge ass stick, and beat the little fuckers. Seriously, if they are causing that many problems, and nobody is willing to do anything about it, a nice big stick and/or baseball bat will solve the problem quite well.

[sideshowbob]

I'd suggest one of these:
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/images/longjetstreet.jpg

[Striker]

A nice one of these would also make all of your problems go away...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v344/BioHazard576/Random%20Crap%20of%20Rob/barrett.jpg

[future man]

I'm thinking about running over a dog in my neighborhood that barks all fucking night, and runs around in the streets. I just want to fucking hit it.

[Docta Beeeer]

Originally posted by future man
I'm thinking about running over a dog in my neighborhood that barks all fucking night, and runs around in the streets. I just want to fucking hit it.
Man, that'll dirty up the truck. Just kick it.

[LynX]

Originally posted by future man
I just want to fucking hit it.

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10451/baberuth.jpg

[Yian]

Please don't forget to keep us updated, wmgreer. I hope your community will come up with a good resolution. :)

[wmgreer]

So far nothing has been done, hopefully soon.

[badluckdice]

killing them in "self defense" is a good idea.


or poisoning the trash. but if you have good acting skills, do what this guy did:


http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/reno911/201_dog.html

sorry about the ad, couldnt find it anywhere else

[StormyPeak]

Call the cops about it EVERY DAY...in fact, see if you and your neighbors can each chose a time within the same hour...and each of you place a call. They will eventually do something just to stop the phone calls. LOL. Also, just don't call and ask the cops to do something about it...see if there is a Complaint that you can file/sign. Get a photo of the dogs crapping on your lawn, and get photos of them in the street with cars being blocked. Have evidence ready for the cops when they show up.

Also, if you have a local humane society...file a complaint with them, that you neighbors are endangering their dogs by not keeping them penned in...and thus they are getting on the street...etc...

In some towns the animal control officer is a part of the police force, and in other's they work for the humane society...regardless...if they get a call to pick up a loose dog...they should have to do so.

I live in small town Idaho, and here we try to talk to neighbors about problems like that...but if talking doesn't solve things most here try to do so using the police/animal agency.

If they can't or won't solve the problem then the 3 S's take affect. Shoot, Shovel, and Shush....

I know of 1 rottweiler that jumped my friend's 4 foot fence and killed my friend's 17 year old cat right on her porch. That rottweiler is no longer alive....my friend's neighbor took it out with a bullet to the head the next time it came down the street. He then disposed of the body, and while everyone knows he did it...it cannot be proved...and the people that owned the dog....the people who had been repeatedly warned to keep their dog penned.....they moved out the neighborhood...in fact... I think they moved clear out of the town. If they ever get another dog....they might take it a bit more seriously when someone tells them to keep the damn thing penned.

Western Justice does still live.

Stormy

[nineball16]

Originally posted by badluckdice
killing them in "self defense" is a good idea.


or poisoning the trash. but if you have good acting skills, do what this guy did:


http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/reno911/201_dog.html

sorry about the ad, couldnt find it anywhere else

HAHA! that's the best! and such a classic

[REBEL_AU]

yeah go with the police and if that doesn't work kill a dog.

[cr3am]

Go Reno 911 style and call the cops, pretend like it's your dog and it's dying, but you can't afford to have it put to sleep. If you get hick-enough cops, the'll shoot it for you.

I know they'll shoot it for you, I saw it on tv, and that means it must be true.

[jman29]

If the police dont do anything shoot the dogs. Thats what we do back home

[wmgreer]

One of their dogs had puppies.

[MrBored]

Originally posted by wmgreer
One of their dogs had puppies.
doh, lol

[wangstramedeous]

stormy had some really good points. if they (cops) are too lazy, bothering them enough to do something right should do it. if you could somehow get an outsider to kill the dogs that should work too. make sure to keep yourself unidentified though in case any legal shit comes up.

good luck though

[caregirl]

Call the cops. If nothing gets done.

Get a bb gun. That is what my parents do. Any time the dogs come into your yard get out the gun and shoot them. They'll learn eventually. Or even a paint ball gun. That way your neighbors notice. ;)

Have you talked to your neighbors explaining that they are being really selfish by not keeping their dogs penned up??

P.s.- or call the pound

[future man]

Originally posted by caregirl
Call the cops. If nothing gets done.

Get a bb gun. That is what my parents do. Any time the dogs come into your yard get out the gun and shoot them. They'll learn eventually. Or even a paint ball gun. That way your neighbors notice. ;)

Have you talked to your neighbors explaining that they are being really selfish by not keeping their dogs penned up??

P.s.- or call the pound

What kind of trailer trash parents do you have? Who in the name of fucking hell shoots a dog with a BB/Paintball gun for barking?

[caregirl]

Originally posted by future man
What kind of trailer trash parents do you have? Who in the name of fucking hell shoots a dog with a BB/Paintball gun for barking?

Trailor trash??? I got bit by a dog when I was younger. So my parents aren't really keen on dogs. And they didn't bark. I have two younger brothers, that are afraid of bigger dogs, and so my parents didn't want them on our land. In NC it's a common thing because no one leashes their dogs even though they are supposed to.

[SnapJaw]

I've heard chocolate is poisonous to dogs, but I'm not sure how true it is... so next time, just throw some opened Mars bars into their yard at night. And stuff it with rat bait just to be sure.

If you're not afraid of getting sued, run over one of their dogs if it's lying in the street and in the way. They'll get the message, and hopefully your neighbours will copy you. Those dogs don't pay wheel taxes, you do.

[halomizer]

Originally posted by caregirl
Trailor trash??? I got bit by a dog when I was younger. So my parents aren't really keen on dogs. And they didn't bark. I have two younger brothers, that are afraid of bigger dogs, and so my parents didn't want them on our land. In NC it's a common thing because no one leashes their dogs even though they are supposed to.

Just cause you got "bit" by a dog when you were younger that doesn't mean you go around shooting dogs just because they're on the lawn. Fuck, and what little boy isn't afraid of big dogs?

[wmgreer]

Im going to have to end up hittng one of their dogs. I was coming home the other day and one of the dogs was in the street. I was so close to it , the only that you could of put in between my car and it was a piece of paper. I laid on the hor for about 45 seconds before the dog moved out of the way. The neighbors daughter came to the door to see what was going on and she just STOOD there!
This morning my daughter went to her friends house to go to school. (Her friend's dad takes her to school in the morning so I don't have to get my 1 year old and my 2 and a half year out so early) Two of the dogs got in her way and stood there barking and growling until I came running out of the house and chased them off with a baseball bat.
And the barking starts between 8:30-9:00 at night and doesn't stop until the sun comes up.

[Digital Limit]

I love cats.

[REBEL_AU]

seriously, if the dog is near you and barking or growling knock it out.

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
seriously, if the dog is near you and barking or growling knock it out.

Tempting.

I have some pepper spray around here somewhere. I think it's expired though. Do you think it would still do any damage?

[iomakar]

unless you rip its voice box out, physical measures are only temporarly, and will get you in trouble.

it might be worth spending $25 to shut up the stress. try this http://www.smarthome.com/6117.html. just plant one in your front garden. (note: this random link is just one product available. there's 1000 different variations with different ranges)

[Downfall]

Originally posted by wmgreer
Tempting.

I have some pepper spray around here somewhere. I think it's expired though. Do you think it would still do any damage?

if all else fails just throw the can at the dog. or let him chew on it till it punctures.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by wmgreer
Tempting.

I have some pepper spray around here somewhere. I think it's expired though. Do you think it would still do any damage? it will still work.

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
it will still work.

great!

[xenophage]

Originally posted by wmgreer
great!

Post pics :)

[wmgreer]

Enough people finally complained and the Humane Society came and took away three of the biggest dogs.

[tisl]

Nevermind.

[SnapJaw]

Hawhaw, that's great news! You must be smiling every time you go out and look at those neighbours :p

So how many dogs do they have left now?

[wmgreer]

There are about 5 or 6 left.

[wednesdayaddams]

have you called animal control??? actually the dogs owners should be beaten with a stick.

[wmgreer]

Guess what those dumb ass people did? For every dog that was taken, the replaced thm with three. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what, 3 dogs take, replaced with three each, 9 dogs, plus the 5 left equals a total of 14.

[Downfall]

do you have access to land mines?

[future man]

Just remember the dogs aren't trying to piss you off, don't do anything mean to the poor things. You've got to kill the neighbors, you've got to kill them to death.

[wmgreer]

do you have access to land mines?
no :(

Just remember the dogs aren't trying to piss you off, don't do anything mean to the poor things. You've got to kill the neighbors, you've got to kill them to death
I know it's not the dogs fault, except for that one little fucker that came up on my porch and dug all my flowere out of the planter I have.