that thing about women

[SaintDL]

Adam Talks All About Eve

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.



are all girls that are nice typically flirting around and seeks bigger better deals?

[Yian]

You want to talk about this in flame bin? Then get ready for some serious flaming! SaintDL thinks this way because no girls like him! Girls run away when they see him, and SaintDL stinks! Hahaha!

(:( Why she doesn't like me...)

[Freakonaleash89]

are all girls that are nice typically flirting around and seeks bigger better deals?

yes

[Shadow]

Just one of the many facts of life.

[Phoosh]

women are jerks. Unless you keep them doped up and incoherent so they agree to do anything to you and the gorilla you stole from the zoo.

Er..

*cough*

[Hobbes874]

uhhhh ok i guess.......:confused: and did I hear someone say a stollen Gorrila?

[Phoosh]

Myrtle likes bananas.

[SaintDL]

sigh... how do u engineer a banana bigger? i'm small and i cant get a girl cause of that. anyone can help?
yian u my fren. maybe we can discuss that in icq sometime

[Phoosh]

I'll help you SaintDL...
Make sure the lights are out.

And tape a banana peel around it. (make sure you use duct tape)

God. I feel so lucky being blessed with a 2 foot monster.

[wangstramedeous]

lol.

[SaintDL]

look at the date wang!