Fight To The Death In Words

[Phoosh]

First off, I love you all, and the following of course means shit.
Alright, this probably should go into the flame bin, but not as many people will read it there as they will here....

I'm trying to get a war of words between everyone going here, in which you must have a minimum of 5 targets per post.

Smapdey - You suck. You'll never get laid. And what's more, the SMAPS gene you so proudly don, bares a resemblance to Genital Czars.

SixShooter - Give it up. You're too old, and your feeble mind can't keep up. Your ghetto booty and pecs that won't quit don't apply here. Just go home. Bitch.

cr3am - instead of using namecalling or squabbling to take you apart, I rely on synonyms to your name : Ejaculant. Cum. Man-Fluid. Prision Squishy. Hitchhiker's Surprise. Tadpole Pond. nuff said.

Hobbes874 - You're the kid who's ass I kicked in pre-school (when I was in highschool). I hope those years of physical and psychological (and sexual!!) abuse add up and not even therapy prevents you from suicide. :)

SaintDL - Threadkiller. Local fucktard, or fuck-stick. I just hope he doesn't post before this gets off the ground, or else I may well have wasted the last 5 minutes.

[future man]

I will now send you all of my prozac...i thought i had issues.

[Phoosh]

Oops, I forgot about future man

Future man: I hope in the future not all men sweat as much as you. Seriously, it stinks in here. Your lack of hygiene and excess of perspiration is enough to make us all queasy. See a doctor about that.

[future man]

Im a robot, nuff said.

[Phoosh]

I don't care if you have cyborg genitalia, that can please any women in 4-6 seconds.
Your rusty and smell like motor oil.

[future man]

Thats the smell of a manly robot you damn bone sack, dont make me bust out my oiler on your asshole.

[Phoosh]

Shut up, or I'll pull a Short Circuit 2 on your punk ass.

[future man]

Dammit, I'm gonna go find your future grandkids and show them a thing or two about my oiler.

[Phoosh]

Ha! The jokes on you! I'm more sterile than Lysol.

[future man]

Who the hell did i just skullfuck(oil)?

[Phoosh]

Oh great. That means my wife's cheating on me. You probably got her and her mistresses kids mixed up for mine. thats it. I'm taking that bitch back to the zoo.

[blind_mad_cow]

what the fuck!?!?

am i not important enough to even be insulted!?

Phoosh: You think that you own everyone, but really you are just a scared little kid trapped in a fat pile of shit that shouldnt even be classified as a man. You try to get back a people by saying foul words (pussy), but they all just laugh at you, give it up.

future man: you are probly bullied at school and use this "robot" shit to get away from reality because if you didnt have this imagionary life of yours, you would commit scuicide. Your parents probably try to smother you with love in front of what you may call your friends, but really they would turn on you in a heart beat. You big ass muncher, stand up or just keep giving head.

Im not going to mess w/anyone else at this point b/c they havent even posted.
P.S. i know i suck at this, but lets see what you've got.

[future man]

Listen bitch, I dont get bullied, Im actually a hulking chunk of gamer fat and muscle, I'm the defender of the nerds. My parents arent even my damn guardians, my grandparents are, its really fucked up, I dont even live with those old people.

[Phoosh]

Oh so that's how it is?

I never met a 2 faced cow!
You cut me real deep there, especially when I thought we were friends.

You can call other people rejects, or trapped in shit piles...but McDonald's won't even use your ass for hamburger. No one likes you and your owner probably beats you with a hickory stick.
I'm surprised you haven't been put down yet.

[future man]

Yeah you cheap sack of camel shit, why dont you just commit suicide and save me the time.

[Phoosh]

Future man, you wanting tears of sympathy? YOU WONT FIND THEM HERE
Go cry to someone else, you pussybot! My dad hits me with a stick every day, but you don't hear me complaining

[future man]

Im not complaining, i jsut think its funny that my parents dont want me to claim on there taxes.....wouldnt you want to spend less?

[Phoosh]

I'm gonna say no to be controversial, and because I wasn't born with a fully functioning brain

[Hobbes874]

Alright a battle!!! w00t w00t I'll take on all you bitches!!! Then my buddies from the Italian Mafia will fuck j00 up!!!!

[future man]

go away

[Phoosh]

Pff. I sincerely hope you have buddies in the Italian Mafia. My body count needs a boost. Business is slow, lately.

[Phoosh]

Good Night future man

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Pff. I sincerely hope you have buddies in the Italian Mafia. My body count needs a boost. Business is slow, lately.
ROFL :D

[STDStud]

What the hell??? is this the phoosh/future man thread?? :D

[Shadow]

Ah... I love being the guy you hate to love. :D

[Phoosh]

What? I like loving you cuz it causes Shadow pain.

[SaintDL]

phoosh: damn you if u ever said anythignt o anger me again i will kill this thread with my fux0r and all i've got. ur just a ounkster smoking weeds and with legs lame enuff not to get away of ur computer. dats why u rap and shit and excell with verbal arguements. get a life, get new legs, throw away your computer. if u can afford those. but ur just a poor penniless bitch with nothing more then to bitch on winners like me. ur such a goddamn fuksitk that i'm thinking of raping u.

futureman: u the nerd defender. defenders of the nerds and nerd denfender aint the same, and if u cant even get that right u dun even deserve to be called a nerd. dun u loser get it that nerds are at least intelligent. and u fuxor are thre lousiest fukstik i ever seen. u mamma's boy can go home and bask in the family love who everybody so jealous of. yeah right. go home sick asshole. u retard aint nothing more then a fux0r nerd. when i flex my balls, ur robot fukstik aint nothing more then a pile of scrap metal foil on a rotten cabbage. and that being ur lill testicles if u dun already knew. ur jus so lame and piss me off.

sixshooter: ur too old, go find some long hours office work and let ur children have sexaul experience already. find them whores. much less they become as gay as robotman. i mean futu man. or whatever. he's too lame for me to care less.

cr3am: u dun ever delete my pics, my pics are a piece of art u fucking racist. dun u ever notice all he deletd were asian pics he a racist. fucking go to iraq u fukxster. dun u ever reead on american history? its fuxor like u that cause so much bloodhsed. and as of now i'm gonna lkead my fatty bomboms to marhc to ur house. they shall bed u to death! why he so panic bout below 18? he dun wan people to know he a child molester that why. cos no matter how u hide, it shows. thast sinister smile ojn ur face when u see a below 18 pic. i know u bang her b4. u sicko.

odm: u a bitch, why u retard always replying to my posts? its ment to be dead u fukor and u brought iot bck to life. u sonvagun. dun mess with the works of satan or i'll rape u when u go to hell.

smapdey: what can i say? close ur mouth!!!! too many people's have been tempting to stick their penis into ur goddamn mouth already not cos they like it but ur mouth is so ugly. goddamn stinks. u just ate some shit or what? dun u wash up after that? u look so fucking ga with that mouth. fuck u, if u wan blow job, turn ur face towarsd england. and carry a sign "i offer free blowjobs, will suck for more cum in my mouth"

[Phoosh]

uhhhh....

"ur such a goddamn fuksitk that i'm thinking of raping u."

1. What the hell is a fuksitk? Sounds like a russian satellite. And
2. Why would you want to rape a russian satellite? or a fuckstick, which is what I think(hope) you were going for?

3. I own you in every way possible. And yes, my command of the english language is far superior to anything you could comprehend. By replying to my post, I assume you are a masochist just because I am indeed that superior to you, and the consequences (ie. verbal assassination) are inevitable.

4. Did you just tell me to get a new set of legs? Thank you. I'd call you stupid, but I don't have to now.

5. "ur just a ounkster smoking weeds" - See #4, Sentence 2 and 3.

[cr3am]

i wish that post wasn't in the Flame Bin :D

[blind_mad_cow]

LMAO, hickory stick...now on to the new arrivals!


Hobbes874: do you think your cool referring yourself to the Italian Mofia!? You big loser, i bet they are ashamed of you even mentioning their name! why dont you just shut up and let the grown-ups talk...if you need something online you need to first ask your parents for permission. If you wanted to join in the fun, you should have wrote something a little more creative, right now i could get a 3 year old to type something better than that! And what is up w/the avatar!? are you trying to be like Smap? Nobody like a poser or a wanna be. Next time make it alittle more elaberate so that i can burn you so bad that your pussy hairs will be singed.


SaintDL: Dont try.

STDStud: What the hell??? is this the phoosh/future man thread?? - No you damn retard! Cant you see that spineless people like you are scared to play in all the fun and games?

[SixShooter]

Wow, I get attacked, and I don't even get a chance to defend myself?

I have been wounded.

Please allow me to retort.

*ahem.*



SaintDL: The reason you're the thread killer is that people realize that you don't have 2 brain cells to rub together, that they are shocked into incredulous silence trying decipher your inane drivel. Go have a nice, tall glass of H2SO4 and call me in the morning.

cr3am: You Are Teh Braod NAZI. Yuo ar3 teh WIN!

FutureMan: What can I say to a guy who thinks he's a robot and lives....with...his....BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOUR GRANDPARENTS?!?!? OMG! YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER! I mean come ON. When you get ROUTINELY owned by a little douchebag like PHOOSH, of all people? You're probably crying in your Jello Pudding Cup right now - and I'm laughing my ass off!

B_M_C: Aww....poor widdwe Cow wants to pway? Get ready to run with the big boys - you're gonna get a free education in ass kickings, care of my foot. Time to throw down.

And (of course) I saved the best for last. My dear Phooshie. You start all of these fights, over and over and over again, trying to come off as this legitimate bad ass, as the king of the flame board, but we all know what you truly are. Your constant reference to sexual conquests and your ability to mete out death...is someone trying to compensate for certain....inadequacies? I think so. Take your tiny penis, your tiny insults, and your tiny self esteem and be off with you. Everyone here knows I own you 8 ways from Sunday, and always will. You aren't king of the Flame Bin - you're the king of the Flamingly Gay Cockgobblers.

[STDStud]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow




STDStud: - No you damn retard! Cant you see that spineless people like you are scared to play in all the fun and games?

LMAO, it was only a joke i actually think its funny reading people making fun of each other. :D

[SixShooter]

Originally posted by STDStud
LMAO, it was only a joke i actually think its funny reading people making fun of each other. :D

<takes off Flame Hat>

Yeah - its all in good fun. We don't hate each other. Much.

<puts Flame Hat back on>

Dicknose.

[STDStud]

Originally posted by SixShooter
<takes off Flame Hat>

Yeah - its all in good fun. We don't hate each other. Much.

<puts Flame Hat back on>

Dicknose.

HEY i said it was funny reading people make fun of each other, not me!!!!! :mad: , j/k i could care less. :D

[Downfall]

*sits on sidlines eating popcorn*

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by SixShooter
<takes off Flame Hat>

<puts Flame Hat back on>



how gay is that!?...
no really tho, unless someone actually tells you outright that your are just a fucking "Dicknose" then you shant take offense, its merely fun and games!

puts flame hat on

alright you little sissy of a man. SixShooter: Altho i praise you for the work you've done w/lacey, i think that you and her may have had a lil bastard child. A few days ago, cr3am posted a picture of a downsyndrome kid and if you take into consideration(and a lil imagination), you take YOUR picture that you call an avatar and mix it with lacey...BAM, you have that bastard child.

[SixShooter]

....and we named him Blind_Mad_Calf.

C'mon, now. Say it with me.

Who's your Daddy?

THAT'S ME, MOTHAFUCKA!

[Odm]

.

[Phoosh]

Oh goody, Six stole himself a pair and decided to post.
Tiny manhood, tiny insults.....blah blah blah. How cliche is that? And joke all you want about the size of the beans buddy, but I crippled your old ass and don't you forget it. This Pixie stick broke your hip, bitch (to rhyme a bit)
The only thing you own 8 ways from sunday is that Rupert Everett pre-fame tape called "How to make him squeal : the road to rim mastery". And even with that, you're a sloppy second to cr3am. (oooo, DOUBLEBURN)

So take off your flame hat and put your flamer hat back on. This poles getting tired of you smokin it. :)

[SixShooter]

Well, I don't legally own that tape anymore, ever since you stole it from me in that cocaine-crazed fit you threw in my living room after complaining that doing 4 8-balls in 30 minutes made your dick shrink to the size of a dry pine needle. You HAD to have your "manly love," and got so upset when I wouldn't give it to you - I'm all for the ladies, so you got so mad you stole my tapes, and shorted out my lava lamp when you tried to deepthroat it. It was pathetic.

And I don't think you want to mess with cr3am, else he punks out your title worse than I do on a regular basis.

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
LMAO, hickory stick...now on to the new arrivals!


Hobbes874: do you think your cool referring yourself to the Italian Mofia!? You big loser, i bet they are ashamed of you even mentioning their name! why dont you just shut up and let the grown-ups talk...if you need something online you need to first ask your parents for permission. If you wanted to join in the fun, you should have wrote something a little more creative, right now i could get a 3 year old to type something better than that! And what is up w/the avatar!? are you trying to be like Smap? Nobody like a poser or a wanna be. Next time make it alittle more elaberate so that i can burn you so bad that your pussy hairs will be singed.


SaintDL: Dont try.

STDStud: - No you damn retard! Cant you see that spineless people like you are scared to play in all the fun and games?
mofia? learn to spell you idiot.......and i'm not fucking 3........you spell like a retarted donkey rapist. get a life. I could burn you so bad, you backyard hic that your sister/wife would feel it.
(just to let you know I'm acting like a crazed maniac because this tis the flame bin)

[NiSythe]

Dont Be dissing the people who cant spell Mo Fo, I will Grill your Ass.

[Hobbes874]

*stabs Nisythe and blind_mad_cow with 12 inch penis* hahaha suckas!!

[Downfall]

*takes Hobbes874...imposter 12 inch rubber penis(actual size unknown.....no microscope that small) and beats him in head with it*

Yes im off the sidelines, i finished laughing, eating popcorn, and watching this almost gladitoral arena like battle.......(and probably gona get my ass kicked here)

[Phoosh]

"learn to spell you idiot.......and i'm not fucking 3........you spell like a retarted donkey rapist. get a life. I could burn you so worst you backyard hic that your sister/wife would feel it."

Hobbes874:

1. "Retarted". Thank you for playing.
2. "Hic"...you're hurting me.
3."I could burn you so worst..." Ok. That's it. I'm gonna go kill myself. After I get you.

[Hobbes874]

lol gotta love the Flame bin :D guess I was typing to fast, eh

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Downfall
*takes Hobbes874...imposter 12 inch rubber penis(actual size unknown.....no microscope that small) and beats him in head with it*

Yes im off the sidelines, i finished laughing, eating popcorn, and watching this almost gladitoral arena like battle.......(and probably gona get my ass kicked here)
and I never said it was mine..........*looks around* I stole it! heeheeehee cuz' mines too powerful

[Phoosh]

The Score So far -

In first place...

Me of course, you fucking dogshit brained idiots. with 400 billion points.

In second place, sucking tailpipe as usual, SixShooter. I'm always in the pole position, your always coming second. Uhhh....
*bashes Six's head with rock*

In 3rd...SaintDL, for the most incoherent bullshit ever. This is a pity award, because it hurts me to read what he types.

[future man]

Hey cokesnooter (sixshooter, whatever) fuck you, I'll bet your the kinda guy whos uncle taught you how to "wrestle" huh, you know...the one who always smelt of whisky,yeah, i thought so.

[Phoosh]

That's right, Six's uncle did make him wrestle naked!

*poors water on future man's control panel*

Bitch.

[future man]

What control panel, what the hell are you on?

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Phoosh
That's right, Six's uncle did make him wrestle naked!

*poors water on future man's control panel*

Bitch.
why, why must my mind continue to produce such disturbing images of naked men wrestling??? WHY??????

[Downfall]

*slowely backs away*

[Phoosh]

Hey, I was just thinking. everyone get a clear mind...alright....good.

Now think of your grandfathers, remember them if you can. Nice old man he was. *sniffle*

Now pour a 3 litre bottle of baby oil on his wrinkly chest.

*OH GOD, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT*
I'll tell you why, cuz I never met any of my grandfather's and the visual scarring doesn't effect me :)

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Hey, I was just thinking. everyone get a clear mind...alright....good.

Now think of your grandfathers, remember them if you can. Nice old man he was. *sniffle*

Now pour a 3 litre bottle of baby oil on his wrinkly chest.

*OH GOD, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT*
I'll tell you why, cuz I never met any of my grandfather's and the visual scarring doesn't effect me :)
I think you have the power to turn off your creative imagination so you cannot produce and image of old guys covered in oil...:rolleyes:

[Downfall]

eww.......its like an oil of olay commercial for old men........or a pug imitation contest

[SaintDL]

you know i feel for you guys, you can only get at me while i'm not looking, as always, dude. phoosh my boy, get a new leg. wonder if u can even driveur goddamn van wiht thaT LEGS. much less rape the AT guys. ur gay, and gay4eversuckerfulashit. it hurts your eyes? stop acting classy, gaynerd. go screw off odm or futu man. i think futu man. he as nerd as u and too a gay for me top care less.

and odm, lookie u, 900posts. i'm gonna slap you right in the face already. yeah posting too much is a crime and i'm gonna slap u again.

and as for you guys, i'm hot, i'm sexy. fuck you all. i am the hot sexy thread killer. when i flex my balls, ur testicles abandon r cause and runs in fear. beg for your life, bitch. beg.

[STDStud]

Originally posted by SaintDL
you know i feel for you guys, you can only get at me while i'm not looking, as always, dude. phoosh my boy, get a new leg. wonder if u can even driveur goddamn van wiht thaT LEGS. much less rape the AT guys. ur gay, and gay4eversuckerfulashit. it hurts your eyes? stop acting classy, gaynerd. go screw off odm or futu man. i think futu man. he as nerd as u and too a gay for me top care less.

and odm, lookie u, 900posts. i'm gonna slap you right in the face already. yeah posting too much is a crime and i'm gonna slap u again.

and as for you guys, i'm hot, i'm sexy. fuck you all. i am the hot sexy thread killer. when i flex my balls, ur testicles abandon r cause and runs in fear. beg for your life, bitch. beg.

Wow this is getting great, after seeing some of your posts, you prob will get banned pretty soon as others have said, but this is a flame bin, so i can see you have come to the right place to post. :D

[SaintDL]

Originally posted by Phoosh
uhhhh....

"ur such a goddamn fuksitk that i'm thinking of raping u."

1. What the hell is a fuksitk? Sounds like a russian satellite. And
2. Why would you want to rape a russian satellite? or a fuckstick, which is what I think(hope) you were going for?

3. I own you in every way possible. And yes, my command of the english language is far superior to anything you could comprehend. By replying to my post, I assume you are a masochist just because I am indeed that superior to you, and the consequences (ie. verbal assassination) are inevitable.

4. Did you just tell me to get a new set of legs? Thank you. I'd call you stupid, but I don't have to now.

5. "ur just a ounkster smoking weeds" - See #4, Sentence 2 and 3.



before i start i reckon u dont have the balls to rape a russian statellite. i mean many a people have beded many kinds of stuff in their life. dogs, shit cats, mustang, men, women, elephants, maybe their favorite cars. but nobody beds a statellite b4 and you cant imagine the thrill for doing that. yeah i rape russian statellites for a living. i got the balls. and as for u phoosh, go back to rping little kids. u pathetic piece of rotting testicles and saggy balls.

Originally posted by SixW00ter
SaintDL: The reason you're the thread killer is that people realize that you don't have 2 brain cells to rub together, that they are shocked into incredulous silence trying decipher your inane drivel. Go have a nice, tall glass of H2SO4 and call me in the morning.
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what are you? some kind of mad pyschiatric gonna take over the world? i tell u wot, man. go w00ter a beer bottle empty it into ur belly, fatass and ur fat lump or testicles which cant stand. empty it and stuck ur piece of shit in the bottle. u pathetic bithc. ur dick looks like a starfish cos i blow a bullet in it before. and it have looked like a peeled banana skin or starfish as u said ever since.

try it. and see if ur bitch can get a orgasm with it. if not, call the ambulance next morning, good night w00ter.

[blind_mad_cow]

dude, what is up w/you!? you keep referring to "testicles"...do you have a problem with your own and want to think in your mind that everyone else does or do you have a fetish thing going on? In the last 3 times that you have typed, you have mentioned them! Plz tell me why you keep talking about testicles.

[SaintDL]

i mean i've got no meat with the word testicles u cow. u are the one. why do u find fault in it in the first place? now it is clear that this is a man with a IQ lower then a cow. for even cows dont ask such silly questions. ou deserved to be phooshed again, survivor of phoosh eh? that means he is a damn gay. fuck i hate gays. so tell u what, why dun u go kill yourself and make my job easier, either way6 ur phooshed! and i own joo!!! go get moving and cut that blade against ur neck by now. u moofo of a cow. pun intended.

[Phoosh]

I think if I hit myself repeatedly with hammer for 36 days, stepped in front of a schoolbus, a transport truck, a 747 and a golfcart, then got raped by the Jackson 5 featuring Mike Tyson, I could still speak more coherently than you.

[Odm]

I think if your tongue was chopped off you could still speak more coherently

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by SaintDL
i mean i've got no meat with the word testicles u cow. u are the one. why do u find fault in it in the first place? now it is clear that this is a man with a IQ lower then a cow. for even cows dont ask such silly questions. ou deserved to be phooshed again, survivor of phoosh eh? that means he is a damn gay. fuck i hate gays. so tell u what, why dun u go kill yourself and make my job easier, either way6 ur phooshed! and i own joo!!! go get moving and cut that blade against ur neck by now. u moofo of a cow. pun intended.

Originally posted by Odm
I think if your tongue was chopped off you could still speak more coherently

Damn striaght Odm.
And would you PLEASE read over what you say before typing it SaintDL. It would help us if you did actually be grammaticly right with most of your sentences. Ex: i mean i've got no meat with the word testicles u cow - what in the hell do you mean by that!? Anyway, get back as soon as possible :D

[Odm]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
Damn striaght Odm.
And would you PLEASE read over what you say before typing it SaintDL. It would help us if you did actually be grammaticly right with most of your sentences. Ex: i mean i've got no meat with the word testicles u cow - what in the hell do you mean by that!? Anyway, get back as soon as possible :D

I'd like to add that there are these little marks above the alt key. They look like this, "," and are supposed to help the reader read what you're saying.

[SaintDL]

but he's blind, he's a cow, and he's a survivor of phoosh, remember? we cant blame the cow for being an idiot inferior to us being the superior human beings do we?

now how do u cook beef stew?

[Odm]

SaintDL, I was referring to you... at least your last answer was semi-coherent.

[SaintDL]

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