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Downfall
December 9th, 2004, 09:47 PM
so what ya want?

and those of you who arnt of the christmas faith and we havent gone all Inquisition your asses....what would ya like to have anyway?

Striker
December 9th, 2004, 10:00 PM
I want to not be broke so that I can actually buy presents for my family.

Aside from that I want a 1 gig usb flash drive.

Docta Beeeer
December 9th, 2004, 10:01 PM
I want clear skin.

karny
December 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM
I want some pudding

future man
December 9th, 2004, 10:10 PM
I want either this (http://www.marijuanavaporizer.com/super-premium.html) or maybe a few bucks to help me get some new god damn tires.

Downfall
December 9th, 2004, 10:31 PM
this could be nice :)

http://www.absinthe.bz/store/absinthe-cannabis-vodka.html

pixelater
December 9th, 2004, 10:32 PM
Got mine!

Digital Pimp
December 9th, 2004, 10:49 PM
Very Nice

Well the Top things on my list are:

Half-Life 2 : Raising the Bar
Return of The King Extended Edition
Money towards my new laptop
MX 510 gaming mouse from Logitech

dante.hk
December 9th, 2004, 10:49 PM
New Harddrive
Paper Mario 2
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Fable
Burnout 3
This Poster (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/JAD/CONLP07.jpg)
Memento: Special Edition on DVD
A day with my GF.

Hobbes874
December 9th, 2004, 10:58 PM
NEC 3500A DVD Duel Layer Writer + 50 DVD-R's + NetFlix account (For you know what)

Japanese E900 Minidisc Player <----- OMG this thing is teh leet.

TheKua
December 9th, 2004, 10:59 PM
My wishlist:

- New clothes

- Logitech MX1000 laser mouse

- an Ipod

- a 500 watt PSU

cr3am
December 9th, 2004, 11:09 PM
If anyone gets a TiVo, PLEASE PM me before you register it for service.

Striker
December 9th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Digital Pimp
MX 510 gaming mouse from Logitech

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v344/BioHazard576/Random%20Crap%20of%20Rob/icon14.gif

Originally posted by dante.hk
A day with my GF.

Wish I had a gf to spend the day with. :(

Trustkill
December 10th, 2004, 12:17 AM
Fuck christmas. I tell relatives and co-workers that I dont do holidays with the word "christ" in the name. They dont question it or ask again. Hey, I got my 666 tattoo for myself for christmas....that's good enough.

caregirl
December 10th, 2004, 12:22 AM
I want to go home to NC, I haven't seen my family in almost 6 months. And to other ppl that may be a blessing, but I miss my family.

FATMAN
December 10th, 2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by dante.hk
New Harddrive
Paper Mario 2
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Fable
Burnout 3
This Poster (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/JAD/CONLP07.jpg)
Memento: Special Edition on DVD
A day with my GF.

just to warn u, LOTR:TTA sucks, so get something better :D

Phobo
December 10th, 2004, 01:52 AM
I'm so old I have to buy x-mas gifts myself (to myself!), but I'm planning to get the new Sony NW-HD3 MP3 player (It's actually an Mp3 player and not their stupid ATTRAC-only pos)

I'm gonna pick up an early gift today aswell, the LOTR trilogy DVD-BOX EXTENDED!

O'BOYA!

:D

Roq
December 10th, 2004, 02:58 AM
MONEY

Kain
December 10th, 2004, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by Downfall
this could be nice :)
http://www.absinthe.bz/store/absinthe-cannabis-vodka.html

Damn..

[Read 7 line down]

Oh and i should be getting WoW with 6 months of gaming attached :D:D

Silence
December 10th, 2004, 05:47 AM
im easy to please. i just want my Wacom USB PTZ-930G Intuos 3 A4 tablet and a new watch.

Smapdey
December 10th, 2004, 07:13 AM
I don't celebrate Christmas because my grandfather died on Christmas and I found the body.

I get gifts for only one person, whomever I'm railing at the time.

nineball16
December 10th, 2004, 07:36 AM
This ps2 sold pretty cheap on ebay, though it has a pretty disenchanting and rather emotional story behind it. It would have made the perfect gift for $15.50

http://www.jengajam.com/r/eBay-Naughty-PS2

Kain
December 10th, 2004, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by nineball16
http://www.jengajam.com/r/eBay-Naughty-PS2

That would have been a perfect gift, if it werent for the pics of it getting intimate with the owners [rather funny story though]

Reminds me of a toaster up for sale, only problem was the owner hadnt noticed that the sides where reflective enough to clearly show him standing naked while taking the photo of the toaster...

bxx
December 10th, 2004, 08:48 AM
it wont let me bid on it ;(

LynX
December 10th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Kain

Reminds me of a toaster up for sale, only problem was the owner hadnt noticed that the sides where reflective enough to clearly show him standing naked while taking the photo of the toaster...

It was a kettle. ;)

I'd like:

A new car.
Guildwars, and all the other cool games and shit.
A new gf.
New clothes.
External DVD-RW drive + 100 DVD-Rs.
Silicon Graphics workstation.


.....Guess i'll have to buy them myself.

REBEL_AU
December 10th, 2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by FATMAN
just to warn u, LOTR:TTA sucks, so get something better :D bullshit, you say that again you better expect some fucking company at your house.

for christmas i have an agrrment with every one that i get them nothing and i don't expect anything from them.

Kain
December 10th, 2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by REBEL_AU
bullshit, you say that again you better expect some fucking company at your house.

for christmas i have an agrrment with every one that i get them nothing and i don't expect anything from them.

Sounds like some on need's a huge [tosses Rebel a Koala].... Be careful....they bite.

Chimera[NL]
December 10th, 2004, 10:06 AM
Christmas means nothing here, except for the fake folk who think it's hip and cool "because America does it". Fuck them!

O and that Vodka with cannabis, I don't think you should get that. Cause I've never heard of it while it claims to be popular in Europe. I think the Dutch would know of a 'popular' CANNABIS drink, don't you think? Besides those things never work and if it does, it's purely placebo.

Hitman
December 10th, 2004, 12:31 PM
To me it's just another day, I might even work it for the ultra overtime we'll make.. as long as I come home to presents i'm good for the day.

As far as treating myself go i'm definately going to give myself a handjob and then relax on my newly upgraded 64bit pc and listen to my new entertainment system, yeah work hard and you can play hard.

Roq
December 10th, 2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by dante.hk
New Harddrive
Paper Mario 2
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Fable
Burnout 3
This Poster (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/JAD/CONLP07.jpg)
Memento: Special Edition on DVD
A day with my GF.

Memento was a great movie! I actualy never saw the end though, can imagine how insane it's been driving me?

dante.hk
December 10th, 2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Roq
Memento was a great movie! I actualy never saw the end though, can imagine how insane it's been driving me?

Or was it the beginning? haha. I'd tell you the ending, but I would get chat-raped by each moderator, and I learned my lesson about Equilibrium.

[EDIT]

Also add to my list, Star Wars KOTOR 2.

epsilon
December 10th, 2004, 10:27 PM
a computer of my choice maybe from the L Store.

No Soul
December 11th, 2004, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Roq
MONEY

dR.Jester
December 11th, 2004, 01:02 AM
I get visa giftcard this year with lots o' money on it because my parents are too lazy to go out and get the stuff I want so I get to go and get it myself. Much easier if you ask me! :P

Bhazard
December 11th, 2004, 01:05 AM
My Christmas gift:
http://www.modernengineuity.com/gallery/data/512/11silver_front_concept.jpg


Upgades:

o Exterior Sport Appearance Package

- Rear Spoiler
- Lower Bodyside Sport Tape Stripe in White, Black or Pearl Gold

o Interior Upgrade Package

- Satin Aluminum Finish Instrument Panel Appliqué - Ribbed Pattern
- Leather-Wrapped Steering Wheel with Satin Aluminum Spokes
- Satin Aluminum-Plated Shift Lever with Automatic Transmission
- Bright Polished Register Rings and Leather-Wrapped Sport Shift Knob for Manual Transmission
- Satin Aluminum-Plated Door Handles
- Special New Bright Polished Six-Gauge Cluster with MyColor Feature and Message Center
- Satin Aluminum Door Sill Scuff Plate with Bright MUSTANG Lettering Insert
- Dark Charcoal Aberdeen Pattern Front Door Panel Inserts

o Interior Color Accent Package

- Dark Charcoal Interior Environment with Dark Charcoal Carpet
- Red Sport Bucket Leather Front and Rear Seating Surfaces with Red Front Door Trim Inserts and Red Floor Mats

o Wheel Locking Kits
o Anti-Lock Brakes w/Traction Control
o Front Seat Side-Mounted Air Bags
o Aberdeen Embossed Leather-Trimmed Sport Bucket Seats

Striker
December 11th, 2004, 01:14 AM
Well, aren't you just fuckin' spoiled as hell.

Chimera[NL]
December 11th, 2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Bhazard
My Christmas gift:


Wake up, you're dreaming again.

Bigolli
December 11th, 2004, 09:24 AM
Holy shit! What don't I want?!

bxx
December 11th, 2004, 10:15 AM
classes on how to become a spy :x

absolute_deviation
December 11th, 2004, 12:36 PM
Is this a wishlist thread?

Cool! I would greatly appreciate and make love to anyone who sends me an iPod for christmas. Offer is negotiable. Pm me for my address.

Hitman
December 11th, 2004, 12:49 PM
Another 100 shipment of Kilonopins please.. makes u feel dreamy all day long, ithey also give you a +9.5 charm factor with the ladies... HOOZAH!

Kinda like estacy minus the long term side effects and std's that come from free love.

Docta Beeeer
December 11th, 2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Hitman
To me it's just another day, I might even work it for the ultra overtime we'll make.. as long as I come home to presents i'm good for the day.

As far as treating myself go i'm definately going to give myself a handjob and then relax on my newly upgraded 64bit pc and listen to my new entertainment system, yeah work hard and you can play hard.
Haha, I hear ya.. The extra bonus they give us for working overtime is hard to pass up, so I might have to just go do it.

burnart
December 11th, 2004, 04:11 PM
a HUGE sword..preferably a katana or a telescope (thing to watch in space with, is it the right word?)

NiteX
December 11th, 2004, 04:40 PM
A doomsday device so I can kill all humans. I would kill all the Christians first, then the Jews, then let the rest slowly decay. Then I would piss on the ashes of the world.

Bigolli
December 11th, 2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by NiteX
A doomsday device so I can kill all humans. I would kill all the Christians first, then the Jews, then let the rest slowly decay. Then I would piss on the ashes of the world.

Hey at least your sex life would remain the same! That is, if you can maintain the internet by yourself with everyone being dead and all.

burnart
December 11th, 2004, 05:03 PM
hehe, that was a good one

Chimera[NL]
December 11th, 2004, 06:14 PM
One night with Lindsay Lohan.

NiteX
December 11th, 2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Bigolli
Hey at least your sex life would remain the same! That is, if you can maintain the internet by yourself with everyone being dead and all.

Yeah, if I could keep the net my sex life would be a lot better than what yours is right now wouldn't it? I have you know I got it on with your mom very nicely last night. You never told me she was a screamer.


And if you're talking about how I fuck dead people then you're right, my sex life would be the same. I say its better when their cold and still. Oh and lets not forget quiet unlike your mom.

halomizer
December 11th, 2004, 09:17 PM
wow, i don't know if i can name it all. lets see
an i-pod
clothes
a decent watch
San Andreas
XBL
shoes
nintendo ds would be nice
new cell

Bhazard
December 11th, 2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Wake up, you're dreaming again.

I'll be sure to take pictures for you. ;)

Chimera[NL]
December 12th, 2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Bhazard
I'll be sure to take pictures for you. ;)

That'd be sweet. It would shut me up too.

TopSecretBoy
December 12th, 2004, 02:04 AM
200 Gig SATA Seagate

Bigolli
December 12th, 2004, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by NiteX
Yeah, if I could keep the net my sex life would be a lot better than what yours is right now wouldn't it? I have you know I got it on with your mom very nicely last night. You never told me she was a screamer.


And if you're talking about how I fuck dead people then you're right, my sex life would be the same. I say its better when their cold and still. Oh and lets not forget quiet unlike your mom.

I'd hate to rain on your parade, but my mum died six years ago. Fucking moron.

TopSecretBoy
December 12th, 2004, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Bigolli
I'd hate to rain on your parade, but my mum died six years ago. Fucking moron.

I guess that's why she didn't move much.

Bigolli
December 12th, 2004, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
I guess that's why she didn't move much.

Nah she's just lazy!

NiteX
December 12th, 2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Bigolli
I'd hate to rain on your parade, but my mum died six years ago. Fucking moron.

Ok, let me see here. Didn't I say I fucked dead people? Wow are you slow or what? And just because she couldn’t make a noise with her mouth doesn't mean noises didn't come from else where. So lick my fucking sweaty nut sac you flaming Australian bitch. There’s nothing quite like Christmas wouldn’t you say? I feel it brings out the best in people.

And I love how you started this flame in a Christmas thread. Nice work!

karny
December 12th, 2004, 06:31 PM
Christmass is fucking annoying, if i could flame it to death i would. But in the mean time i'm going to bitch about to to everyone i know till it polutes their good chirsmass mood!

CHRISTMASS SUCKS SHIT.

MrBored
December 12th, 2004, 07:26 PM
Christmans pwnz cause I get free shit from many people and don't give nearly as much as I recieve. Its a win win situation. You christmas hating people are just missing out on good capitalist fun that has nothing to do with religion ;p I want a FX-55 and some fucking pwnage ram. And money.

blind_mad_cow
December 12th, 2004, 09:23 PM
Just a few clothes would be nice...thats about it.

Trustkill
December 13th, 2004, 12:43 AM
it's a paid day off from work.

now only is that fuckbag jesus would've died on a weekday. selfish prick.

Bigolli
December 13th, 2004, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by NiteX
Ok, let me see here. Didn't I say I fucked dead people? Wow are you slow or what? And just because she couldn’t make a noise with her mouth doesn't mean noises didn't come from else where. So lick my fucking sweaty nut sac you flaming Australian bitch. There’s nothing quite like Christmas wouldn’t you say? I feel it brings out the best in people.

And I love how you started this flame in a Christmas thread. Nice work!

HAHAHA! What flame war? Ohh and btw my mum is alive...And I'm not Australian you dickwad!

NiteX
December 13th, 2004, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Bigolli
HAHAHA! What flame war? Ohh and btw my mum is alive...And I'm not Australian you dickwad!

This is getting old and stupid, you’re stupid. And you’re boring me. I knew your mom was really alive, and I knew you were a liar I just went along. And if you’re not Australian why the hell do you say mum instead of mom? And why do you call all of your friends mates? And why does it say Sydney, Australia in your Location? Are you lying about that as well? Are you nothing but a huge liar? Do you live to lie? You my good sir shall burn in hell! And don't tell me that shit that you moved to Australia because who in their right mind would want to move there?














You liar!




Next thing you’re going to be saying is you’re the Grench and you've come to steal Christmas.

Downfall
December 13th, 2004, 02:28 PM
Shenanigans!


hey wait a min....how did my my own thread get hijacked without me knowing about it...damn you all!!!!

Chimera[NL]
December 13th, 2004, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Downfall
Shenanigans!

I'm getting my fire and hayfork.

Smapdey
December 13th, 2004, 06:12 PM
Bhazard - Just don't back it into anything.

NiteX - He's German or Canadian or something.

Mechanerd
December 13th, 2004, 07:07 PM
Jak 3 is all I need, really fun game. I'll probably beat it 30 times before I get sick of it.

Bhazard
December 13th, 2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Bhazard - Just don't back it into anything.

The sad part is, Ashley's car is the third thing I've backed into. First was the neighboor's mailbox, second my dad's car, and last(hopefully) being hers.

Hobbes874
December 13th, 2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Bhazard
The said part is, Ashley's car is the third thing I've backed into. First was the neighboor's mailbox, second my dad's car, and last(hopefully) being hers.
Damn boy, you make asian women look like fucking F1 drivers.

Docta Beeeer
December 13th, 2004, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Bhazard - Just don't back it into anything.

NiteX - He's German or Canadian or something.
German.

Bhazard
December 13th, 2004, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
Damn boy, you make asian women look like fucking F1 drivers.

Cars were mean't to be driven forwards, and I can do that very well. I can drive backwards when I actually pay attention.

halomizer
December 13th, 2004, 08:46 PM
this would be nice

dante.hk
December 13th, 2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
German.

Fucking Nazi.

Striker
December 13th, 2004, 10:03 PM
Hooray, early sole Christmas present.

dante.hk
December 13th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Woah, very nice.

Hitman
December 13th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Yeah i'm getting a 1gb drive also.. but that for my PSP.

halomizer
December 13th, 2004, 10:38 PM
where do you get a psp? I looked but i can't find them anywhere, are they even out yet?

Downfall
December 13th, 2004, 11:07 PM
hey Striker, leme know how that drive works out. I have been thinkign of getting one of those too.

Hitman
December 14th, 2004, 04:45 AM
where do you get a psp? I looked but i can't find them anywhere, are they even out yet?

They'll be here in the States come Spring time.. Sony will be releasing the 1gb duo sticks around that time.. just awesome.