Attack of the Clones

[Yian]

I would say that Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie ever made, because it is different from all the rest of them:

1) No one falls from somewhere very high into a bottomless place (Darth Maul, StormTroopers, Luke, Emperor...)

2) Some real kick ass battles unlike the others (no funky creatures & cockhead robots, shady fighter & 70's rebels...)

3) Yoda fights! (instead of living in a swamp with his feet always invisible from the screen)

4) Kick-ass special effects! (no more fire crackers from the original series...)

5) Some real sense of logic (no more disable one starship and kill all the droids, kill one reactor and blows up the entire Death Star shit...)

6) Very little Jar Jar Binks and absolutely no Wookies.

[Phoosh]

Has everything but a gratuitous sex scene.

[IkYiolul]

but it doesnt have everything if theres no wookies...heh


its sad, I know too much..and I hate the star wars shit

[AVataRR]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Has everything but a gratuitous sex scene.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me go crazy over Padmé

[Phoosh]

Shhhh AVataRR, heres some ruphyanol. Thats it. You're asleep...asleep...asleep....a van, mine. You're in it. Welcome to my friday night.

[wangstramedeous]

Eh heh...I still have to watch that. So far from what I've seen, series don't excite me so much but I might be wrong.

[blind_mad_cow]

Im with Phoosh on this one all the way. except i think ill wait outside the van.

[Yian]

Originally posted by IkYiolul
..and I hate the star wars shit
Hates Star Wars? How do you explain that "Battle droid tie" of yours, Matt? Didn't you wear that shit almost EVERYDAY back in the Farm? And sometimes that dinosaur tie, too.... hehehe:D

[ReDeeMeR]

I agree, Attack of the clones was the best out of all this tri...sixology hmm or double-trilogy or whatever it is, but funny cause the first (EPI) one was the worst of them all, hell it was even worse then watchin "70's rebels" :D

[Yian]

Yes, the Episode I was the worst of all for the following reasons:

1) Jar Jar Binks (what else could be the no.1 reason?)

2) Yoda looks so fucking ugly (Go check it out yourself)

3) Pod racing is pointless (and it is 8 minutes long)

4) The worst battle since the Battle of Hoth (ugly grass, ugly creature, ugly robots, ugly...)

5) The scene when Padme and all other scurity guys oull themselves up with that nailgun in a stupid fashion. (as bad as the saber fight between Ben and Vadar)

6) After the whole movie you didn't get shit except what you have already known 20 years ago.

7) Darth Maul should be chop to pieces, not just in half.

8) Little fighters goes right into the space from Naboo's surface and kicked the shit out off "thousands of evil fighters" (same goes to all the Star Wars movies.)

9) It cuts off the scene where U.S.S. Enterprise beamed a rescue team to help Obi-Won: " Help the Jedis, Number1!" said Picard...

10) 'The Phantom Menace" is a lame title for any movie.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I like star wars games.. and one movie in which the dark guy cuts the arm of his son.. or something like that.. that was cool.. all others are a little too much for me..

[Downfall]

Empire Strikes Back is the name of the one where Darth Vader cut off Lukes(his son) hand near the end

[ReDeeMeR]

Well I hated it because of the overall childish bullshit and that lil prick anakin couldnt act for shit, anyway I think kids should stay away from movies unless they happen to be genious like that kid from The sixth sense.

And J.Lucas admitted that he wanted the EP1 to be kiddie shit, he wanted to attract more young people(so they become fanboys and start biying all the star wars related bullshit there for making more millions for uncle Lucas), but guess wat, kids didnt really like it and even ol fanboys didnt so mr greedy son of a bitch screwed it up real bad, hope he's not planing "something awfull" for the last episode :(

[Downfall]

in the last eppisode it will be...Jar Jar Binks..as a the new jedi aprentace!

[Odm]

AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! WHY???? DAMN YOU STAR-WARS!!!

[Downfall]

Mesa usesa force powersa

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
Im with Phoosh on this one all the way. except i think ill wait outside the van.
yeah i'll be there too, wait for my turn.......fucking line!!

[Downfall]

they all check in .....but they check out.......sligtly sleepy...headache....and for some reason their ass feels like the largest dump in the world just went backwards

[AVataRR]

Originally posted by Yian

9) It cuts off the scene where U.S.S. Enterprise beamed a rescue team to help Obi-Won: " Help the Jedis, Number1!" said Picard...


THEY DID WHAT!?

FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!!!!!!

[Phoosh]

Pff. I think the lightsabers should have been lead pipes. Sure, it's not futuristic, but it's funny as fuck.
The only problem is, when Darth Vader woulda hit Obi-Wan, he woulda' busted his arm, instead of making him disappear. Which is more believable anyway. But I think it'd be funny to Obi-Wan scream like a girl.

Obi-Wan " the force is with me, Darth. This gives me the ....Yeeeeooow! My fucking arm! Who does that, really?"

And then he shits himself.

[future man]

Are you a moron, he didnt make him dissappear, he did that on his own, if i hit your ass with a big rod of slice light you dont fucking disappear, you get splatterd all the fuck over these forums.

[Yian]

Originally posted by future man
Are you a moron, he didnt make him dissappear, he did that on his own, if i hit your ass with a big rod of slice light you dont fucking disappear, you get splatterd all the fuck over these forums.
Wow, doesn't matter he did that himself, or Vadar did it, he was FUCKING WHORED by Vadar's superior saber skill! And that was the worst saber fight ever... cause it was the first one, maybe.