Atrip 2004 Forum Award Nominations

[Smapdey]

Well folks, it's that time of year where we have awards, and we're going to have the annual forum awards. Please give your nominations for best forum member for whatever catagory. The catagories are:

Best Paki
Most Ban Deserving Member
Nicest Guy
Angriest Poster
Best Flames
Sickest Son of a Bitch
Dumbest Forum Member
Smallest Dick
Most Spam
Most Offensive
Did the Most Drugs
Best Sense of Humor
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted)
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted)
Most likely to Someday be a Mod
Probably Gay
And finally, Best Forum Member

I wish we all could win, but we can't, so nominate people and then fuck off and die.

[Bhazard]

Best Paki : Xeno
Most Ban Deserving Member : MrGood
Nicest Guy : Yian
Angriest Poster : absolute_deviation
Best Flames : Smapdey
Sickest Son of a Bitch : TrustKill
Dumbest Forum Member : JerraMaya/absolute_deviation
Smallest Dick : Smapdey
Most Spam : JerraMaya
Most Offensive : Chimera
Did the Most Drugs : Chimera
Best Sense of Humor : Caregirl
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store : cr3am
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) : Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) : Epsilon
Most likely to Someday be a Mod : Docta Beeer
Probably Gay : Chimera
Best Forum Member : Karny

[TheKua]

I nominate Smap for "Best Sense of Humor."

[Bigolli]

Trust for Sick SOB.
Jerra for most Ban Deserving...:D
Yian for Nicest
Smap for best flames
Jerra for dumbest
Rhenna for smallest dick
Me for most drugs :D
Smap for Sense of Humor
Jerra for robbing
Downfall for most content
RAD for best content
WGARA for mod
Jerra for gay
WGARA for best Paki
Umm, best member. That's a tough one, but I'm going to vote for/nominate Smap, for keeping this place the way it is and always coming up with some funny shit to shut up jerra!

Also, I think there should be a best/worst noob category(s).

[RADiator]

Best Paki - Rat boy! (aka WGARA)

Nicest Guy - Yian, hands down. Even when its completely unnecessary he stays true to that aspect of his nature. And thats fairly impressive if you ask me.

Best Flames – and I have a tie here apparently future man - Mr.Sarcasm himself. And of course RAY16, there is nothing quite like an iron facts and logic of steel to back up a flame.

Sickest Son of a Bitch - I've got a tie here. Trustkill/bxx. On one hand a man that said some of the most bizarre and obscure things that I have ever got to read on the internet - Trust. On the other hand we have a one man sex hell bent machine. A man who basically speaking would do anything under almost any conditions as long as that activity includes that three letter word.

Most Content Contributor - I think I wouldn’t be far off if I would place Downfall in this categories most finest. The scale of his contribution in the Babes thread is immeasurable to say the least.

Best Content Contributor - I think I am going to be somewhat biased when I say it but I just cant overlook the talent of this man. Rohan, is my nominee. That outstanding Thief artwork and the sheer amount of effort put into it is simply, well unparalleled.

Most likely to Someday be a Mod – I personally am going to make a somewhat unusual choice here but I would like to see karny as a mod some day.

Best Sense of Humor/Best Forum Member – I am sorry but I am at a loss here. Since apparently every second member of this forum is gifted with a very unique sense for this important feature I can not nominate someone directly. Just as I can not choose the best of the best. Every member is like a puzzle piece, obscure and unfitting on its own and beautiful and deserving when together. For me it’s the bigger picture that counts the most.

[cr3am]

Best Paki - Neither, cuz they both fucking left
Most Ban Deserving Member - Abs Dev
Nicest Guy - Yian
Angriest Poster - ???
Best Flames - Future Man
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trustkill
Dumbest Forum Member - bxx
Smallest Dick - bxx
Most Spam - bxx
Most Offensive - ???
Did the Most Drugs - future man
Best Sense of Humor - smap
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Trustkill
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Docta Beeer
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - RAD
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - NOBODY, bitches
Probably Gay - cr3am
And finally, Best Forum Member - RAD

[dR.Jester]

I nominate myself for:

Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store

:D

Ah hell, make it a bank!

[Downfall]

Best Paki - WGARA (watch out for kites)

Most Ban Deserving Member - hmm.....no one has really irked me this year so i have no one for this category....we cold always re-ban Absent..he/she/it was a lovely character.

Nicest Guy- Yian, he always got me drinks, called me the next morning, made breakfast....made me feel like a very pretty whore

Angriest Poster - Trust or Future(flip a coin, ill let you decide)

Best Flames - smap

Sickest Son of a Bitch - bxx, the one who wil fuck anything, pulse doesnt need to be included

Dumbest Forum Member - Karny the one who can never have enough ritalin

Smallest Dick - caregirl

Most Spam - Ray (well i had to pick someone)

Most Offensive - Docta

Did the Most Drugs - Chimera

Best Sense of Humor - cr3am

Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Future

Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted)

Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) Definetly RAD, in mother Russia, thread posts you!

Most likely to Someday be a Mod - sushi for hardware section :)


Probably Gay - bxx, gets into his mothers bling just a little too much

And finally, Best Forum Member - RAD

if i didnt pick your name dont feel bad, i just hate you :p

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Downfall
Did the Most Drugs - Chimera


Damn, they're on to me.

Chimera's choice

Best Paki Xeno. I swear to god this is the only Paki with a brain.
Most Ban Deserving MemberAll our resident homophobes and Bush supporters
Nicest Guy Yian.
Angriest Poster Trust
Best Flames Smapdey
Sickest Son of a Bitch Trust
Dumbest Forum Member Freakonaleash89
Smallest Dick Me
Most Spam bxx
Most Offensive Docta Beeer
Did the Most Drugs Trust
Best Sense of Humor Smapdey
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store Future Man
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) It's all bullshit
Most likely to Someday be a Mod Little Hobbulus
Probably Gay Freakonaleash89
And finally, Best Forum Member Me, fuck you!

Goddamn those VB tags took some time.

[TopSecretBoy]

I nominate myself for everything.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
I nominate myself for everything. omg banned

[absolute_deviation]

I nominate myself for the best button.

[FATMAN]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Damn, they're on to me.



Goddamn those VB tags took some time.

dude xeno is indian, well thats what i thought :o

[TopSecretBoy]

I would like to nominate myself for best forum member.

*Edit*

No, I'm not fucking serious, dipshit.

[Hitman]

Best Paki - "The only good paki, is a dead paki" Starship Troopers

Most Ban Deserving Member - Me but I hold the Elite status plaque.

Nicest Guy(s) - RAD & Fatman.. RAD cause he's RAD.. Fatman cause fat people rule.

Angriest Poster - absolute deviated/deviant/deviator/deviation

Best Flames - Bxx and Trust for the funny Caregirl thread

Sickest Son of a Bitch - Without a doubt, I present.. Trustkill.

Dumbest Forum Member - TopSecretBoy for taking so long to notice that I supported warez;) muha haha hahaha

Smallest Dick - Any whiteboy around here.

Most Spam - Whoever posted the most pics in the babes thread.

Most Offensive - Docta Beer, for being so gangsta.

Did the Most Drugs - Hmm, myself or Trust.

Best Sense of Humor - Caregirl, the guys here beat on her like she was a russian whore but she keeps a cool head.. gotta love that fat ass, marry me.

Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Cr3am, he acts goodie goodie but he's a demon in the bed.. oops I mean in disguise.. he would rob a store for a toothbrush if he knew he would get away with it.

Most Content Contributor (refer to Most Spam)

Best Content Contributor (Best pussy shot contributor)

Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Prob Epsilon, cause he's quiet and sig creepy.

Probably Gay - To big of a toss up, one to many fags here.
And finally, Best Forum Member - 2Lions for shutting the fuck up unlike others(me included) and only posting when needed.

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by Hitman

Dumbest Forum Member - TopSecretBoy for taking so long to notice that I supported warez;) muha haha hahaha


OMFG FUCKING GENIUS!


Dumb fuck. I'm not the one that requested to be thrown in. It's all in the terms and conditions that I never sent to you. Says in section M4 clause A1 paragraph 5.56 that you are a dumb fuck at just under 3100 fps.

[absolute_deviation]

Originally posted by Hitman
Angriest Poster - absolute deviated/deviant/deviator/deviation

bhhh what? Get your names right! It's absolute deviation/deviator and asbolutely deviated/deviant. :mad:

[epsilon]

Originally posted by Hitman
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Prob Epsilon, cause he's quiet and sig creepy.



Why thank you :D

[Smapdey]

Keep 'em coming, we're going to have elections on Tuesday, nominations close Sunday night at Midnight

[Striker]

Best Paki - WGARA (even though they both seem to be gone)
Most Ban Deserving Member - That stupid Redguy fucker
Nicest Guy - Yian
Angriest Poster - Undecided
Best Flames - Future
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust, hands down
Dumbest Forum Member - Freak (far too thickheaded when it comes to political beliefs)
Smallest Dick - BXX
Most Spam - BXX
Most Offensive - Undecided
Did the Most Drugs - Chim!
Best Sense of Humor - Future
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Trust, if you throw in a rape or two with it
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - RAD
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - TeH Hobbes
Probably Gay - BXX
Best Forum Member - Undecided

[Chimera[NL]]

dues.I'm not on drugs not now righ.t. I was last sauteruday. the problem was thart the pills were MDMA only. sao no p-ep. so chimera was heaving lead feeet/. but it was ok. Innercity is a nice fuif.;

[epsilon]

Best Paki - Jerra
Most Ban Deserving Member - That stupid Redguy fucker
Nicest Guy - Yian
Angriest Poster - ???
Best Flames - goon
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust
Dumbest Forum Member - ??
Smallest Dick - I haven't seenn any on this forum
Most Spam - bxx, sorry dude
Most Offensive - can we vote for ourselves?
Did the Most Drugs - future, he talks about it so must be true
Best Sense of Humor - future
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - ??
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - RAD
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - RAD
Probably Gay - ??
Best Forum Member - Undecided

[Hobbes874]

Hmmmmm, here goes:


Best Paki - WGARA, he's just adorable!
Nicest Guy - Yian/RAD it's a hard choice
Angriest Poster - abs dev
Best Flames - BXX and Trust with that caregirl thread (ROFLcopter!)
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust, duh
Dumbest Forum Member - Freakonaleash
Smallest Dick - I think we all know
Most Spam - BXX
Most Offensive - Trust/Docta
Did the Most Drugs - Chimera (He's fucking dutch)
Best Sense of Humor - Caregirl because she took that one thread pretty well.
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Future, seriously, he lives in Arizona, not like there's anything better to do.
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall, pr0n = teh win
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - RAD, plays everygame at 1600x1200 with his fancy pancy 6800U *Shakes fist*
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - RAD
IS Gay - Smap
Best Forum Member - Undecided

[Bhazard]

Smap, I edited mine.

+1

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Bhazard
Smap, I edited mine.

+1

Hahaha now I\'m probabye gay. hahahaha. ok.

[Bhazard]

Anything's possible.

[nineball16]

after browsing the off-topic and flame bin...

Angriest Poster - Rebel_AU
Best Flames - Future Man
Dumbest Forum member - BF1942boy, but i think he left

edit: if ever there were awards for best avatar, and best sig, i'd say dante.hk and JerraMaya respective

[caregirl]

Here's my list:


Best Paki - WGARA.
Nicest Guy - Yian.
Angriest Poster - Hitman
Best Flames - BXX and Trust also with the thread about me.
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust.
Dumbest Forum Member - Freakonaleash, cause I wanted to vote for him for something.
Most Ban Deserving member- bxx
Smallest Dick - Bhazard
Most Spam - Jerramaya
Most Offensive - Chim
Did the Most Drugs - Rosie cheeks
Best Sense of Humor - (I'd like to vote for myself but I feel that would be wrong) so Hobbes
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Karny
Most Content Contributor - Downfall (cause I've seen his massive amounts of porn also.)
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Smap, cause for some reason he always finds something new to bring up and talk about.
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - wmgreer or rena they seem to know a lot about what they talk about, and their posts are very informative. if they aren't already, hell if I know.
IS Gay - Beeer
Best Forum Member - Yian also.

[Roq]

Hobbes needs to be a mod. Thats all.






I'm drunk. This was really hard to type jesys

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Roq
Hobbes needs to be a mod. Thats all. Thanks, there's nobody whose judgement we trust more than you.

[Smapdey]

He's not kidding, we really do talk about what Roq said constantly in staff meetings.

[xenophage]

Best Paki - Well they both left so...
Most Ban Deserving Member - Mr.Good
Nicest Guy - Rad/ Yian
Angriest Poster - Chimera
Best Flames - Dr.B
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust
Dumbest Forum Member - Umm
Most Spam - Bxx/Dr.B
Most Offensive - Future man
Did the Most Drugs - Chimeral all the way
Best Sense of Humor - Chimera/Future/Trust (in a sick way)
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Ray 16
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Dr.B
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Rad
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Yian
Probably Gay - Mr. Good
And finally, Best Forum Member - Too tough

And just for the record I'm not Paki

[Kain]

Best Paki - WGARA
Most Ban Deserving Member - "Mr.Good" [but then again, isnt he already?]
Nicest Guy - Rad/ Yian
Angriest Poster - docta Beer
Best Flames - Havent really seen any good flames here..
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust [that was a little easy]
Dumbest Forum Member - [drum roll].....Me [Grin]
Most Spam - Bxx/Dr.B
Most Offensive - [I dont find any of you offenseve...but please, keep trying...]
Did the Most Drugs - [Thats a hard one, let me ask the local dealers first]
Best Sense of Humor - trust/Downfall/Smap
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Ray 16
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Rad
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Yian
Probably Gay - [Kinda hard to nominate one...]
And finally, Best Forum Member - [There is no one singular "Best member"]

[absolute_deviation]

Best button : Absolute Deviation

[Bhazard]

Stfu abs.

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by absolute_deviation
Best button : Absolute Deviation

Adblock > you.

[Trustkill]

[B]Best Paki - WGARA...his loving touch is unparalleled
Most Ban Deserving Member - Smap....for calling my cell phone and leaving a disturbing message. *kiss
Nicest Guy - Yian....c'mon dude, it's nauseating sometimes.
Angriest Poster - future man...why am I the only one who sees this?
Best Flames - future man once again. Short, sweet, and genuinely funny jabs
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Future and I have a good hold on this one but some of the shit Smap comes up with is disturbing in another sense....
Dumbest Forum Member - anyone who makes 234 different usernames due to banning
Smallest Dick - the asian members
Most Spam - anyone who just quotes another post with adding anything else
Most Offensive - hmmm, I'd like to think that I can be but the truth is we all have our momments
Did the Most Drugs - ihateyou's parents.
Best Sense of Humor - caregirl. she took the heat and now my respect for her is as big as her ass.
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - bxx. his thug shots scared me.
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall for the sluts
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - RAD for being the man with all the right answers.
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - who gives a shit!
Probably Gay - Jerry HA!
Best Forum Member - I cant single one person out [/B

[Rohan]

cool thread! Though I don't remember seeing this last year... :)

Best Paki - Jerramaya

Nicest Guy - xenophage

Angriest Poster - Chimera

Best Flames - Smap

Sickest Son of a Bitch - WGARA

Most Ban Deserving member - Docta BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeR :D

Smallest Dick - Bhazard

Most Spam - Jerramaya

Most Offensive - Chimera

Best Sense of Humor - Karny

Most Content Contributor - Downfall

Best Content Contributor - RAD (for the awesome wallpapers and tutorials thread)

Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Yian

IS Gay - D4n73 j/k

Best Forum Member - Yian

[Yian]

I omitted a bunch because I can't think of anyone to fill in those...


Best Paki: WGARA (lots of helps on hardwares and stuff)

Nicest Guy: Stormy Park (though could get a bit edgy sometimes)

Angriest Poster: Roq :p

Best Flames: future man

Sickest Son of a Bitch: bxx

Best Sense of Humor: RAD

Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted): Downfall (babe pics)

Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted): RAD (screenshots and such)

Most likely to Someday be a Mod: RAD

[JerraMaya]

Best Paki - Me (i am so honest :p)

Nicest Guy - Rohan

Angriest Poster - Roq

Best Flames - WGARA (WGARA vs Chim)

Sickest Son of a Bitch - EPS/Trust

Most Ban Deserving member - Docta (but u cant break my record, u BIATCH)

Dumbest Forum Member- Docta Beer

Smallest Dick - Bhazard

Most Spam - not me

Most Offensive - Chimera

Best Sense of Humor - Karny

Did the Most Drugs - Chimera (due to horrible childhood memmories)

Most Content Contributor -Downfall

Best Content Contributor -Yain

Most likely to Someday be a Mod - Hobbla

Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Future Man

IS Gay - Smap

most wanted Female - Rhenna

Best Botton - Absolute Deviation

Best Forum Member - MY DICK

[Docta Beeeer]

Best Paki - Xeno
Most Ban Deserving Member - Abs
Nicest Guy - RAD
Angriest Poster - TopSecret Boy
Best Flames - sideshowbob
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust
Dumbest Forum Member - Jerramaya
Smallest Dick - Bhazard
Most Spam - Me
Most Offensive - bxx
Did the Most Drugs - Chimmy
Best Sense of Humor - Smap
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - Trust
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Me
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - RAD
Probably Gay - Rohan
And finally, Best Forum Member - No idea

[Smapdey]

Someday, when I stop playing World of Warcraft, I'll do something with this. Until then keep 'em coming.

[Fortune Hunter]

Fortune for President! or something... :D

[Digital Pimp]

Xeno is Indian not Pakistani, hell he might even take insult to being called Pakistan considering the rocky relationship between those two countries.

[Phobo]

Best Swede - Phobo

[blind_mad_cow]

Best Paki - WGARA

Most Ban Deserving Member - whoever made all those fucking threads that one time...

Nicest Guy - Yian

Angriest Poster - Chimera, I rarely saw a nice post this year :rollseyes:

Best Flames - Smap.

Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trust, hands down.

Dumbest Forum Member - refer to deserving ban person.

Smallest Dick - never seen anyones and DONT want to see any of them.

Most Spam - bxx from what i remember.

Most Offensive - Chim

Did the Most Drugs - Chim

Best Sense of Humor - Caregirl. I still cant believe she stayed around after all that shit.

Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - the wanna be gansta.

Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall for over 2k (i think) of p0rn pics that were great.

Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall. Always. The best pics i see are from you.

Most likely to Someday be a Mod - RAD
Probably Gay - bxx. Its just something about a white gangsta that annoys the hell out of me.

And finally, Best Forum Member - Since im the only one voting for someone on this nomination i feel that the said person should win automaticaly. And the winner is...BMC.

[absolute_deviation]

Best Paki: WGARA
Most Ban Deserving Member: Futureman
Nicest Guy: Yian and Roq
Angriest Poster: Chim
Best Flames: Smap
Sickest Son of a Bitch: Bxx
Dumbest Forum Member: too many to name ;)
Smallest Dick: haven't seen any
Most Spam: Bxx
Most Offensive: Bxx
Did the Most Drugs: Cr3am
Best Sense of Humor: Downfall
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store: The mods
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted): Downfall
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted): Rad and Downfall
Most likely to Someday be a Mod: me
Probably Gay: All of you

And finally, Best Forum Member: Yian

[cr3am]

Originally posted by absolute_deviation
Did the Most Drugs: Cr3am *cough* wha?

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by Yian
Nicest Guy: Stormy Park (though could get a bit edgy sometimes)
Uh.... ? Stormy Peak ? ;) (and I'm a female.) : )

Me edgy? :eek: :D

Thanks, Yian. You are a nice guy, and I think it's a hands down win for you in the 'Nicest Guy' division -- which, in my opinion also puts you in for the Best Poster award. : )

But, I didn't vote, because I haven't been here that long, and I don't know the personalities here enough to make a good selection.

and..I guess while I'm here I might as well admit you are right.... I do get edgy sometimes. :p

I've had a tough couple of years (back surgery and recovery)...and I think it really did wear down my sense of humor - I'm trying to get a bit of it back...so pehaps that is why I hang around.

Stormy

[Docta Beeeer]

I thought StormyPeak was a guy..

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I thought StormyPeak was a guy..

[absolute_deviation]

Originally posted by cr3am
*cough* wha?

dont act innocent

[MrBored]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
I thought StormyPeak was a guy..
"Location: Idaho: Avatar = my 20 year old cat, Ashley", that didn't give it away eh? Or the girly posts? I'd hate to know the "guys" you hang around with ;)

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Best Paki - Xeno

Did you go throw the posts on this thread , if yes then you must have seen the Post (http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6659&perpage=20&pagenumber=2) by Xeno


Read it again dumbass

[cr3am]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
Did you go throw the posts on this thread , if yes then you must have seen the Post (http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6659&perpage=20&pagenumber=2) by Xeno


Read it again dumbass No one reads that much into a thread like this and remembers it, fool.

[Smapdey]

I just thought Stormy was one of those guys that got beat up a lot, so as a result they were on perma-pussy mode, and that would explain the constant bitching about how sick we are. "You guys are sick! Don't make me eat sand again while you kick in me the stomach! The doctor said it'll kill me!" You know, one of those.

Of course, you'd have to be a total fag to name a cat Ashley. My kids are all getting real names like Mycroft, Atticus, Gaius, Milo and whatever my wife wants to name the girls. I'm going to have like ten kids. It'll be awesome.

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by Smapdey
I just thought Stormy was one of those guys that got beat up a lot, so as a result they were on perma-pussy mode, and that would explain the constant bitching about how sick we are. "You guys are sick! Don't make me eat sand again while you kick in me the stomach! The doctor said it'll kill me!" You know, one of those.

Of course, you'd have to be a total fag to name a cat Ashley. My kids are all getting real names like Mycroft, Atticus, Gaius, Milo and whatever my wife wants to name the girls. I'm going to have like ten kids. It'll be awesome.

I assure you...I'm a natural --size double D -- female. I'm not a man, never wanted to be, and I'm also not a lesbian...but I am 41 and single. I could never stand the thought of a man coming into my life and trying to tell me what to do...and all men do that. But then, I'm the same way...I'm bossy. If I was a sexual deviant, I probably would have made a great dominatrix. :cool: :D

10 kids...and YOU are going to have them.... :p You better go find yourself a nice Mormon girl...because I don't know too many women nowdays who want to pop out 10 kids. :rolleyes:

Oh...and Milo...will definitely be getting a beating...just for that name....you might want to rethink that one. ;)

When naming a kid...my grandma had good advice. She said, before the babe is born...go outside on the porch and yell as loud as you can the name you are thinking about giving the kid....because that is basically what you will be doing for the next 18 years....lol. If the name sounds crappy after 4 or 5 yells...try a different name.

Ashley, btw, would have been called Ashes, if she had been a male....I was trying to give her a name in connection to her grey coloring.

Stormy

[Chimera[NL]]

Did someone say double D? O wait, 41.

[Trustkill]

I asked to take my kids home in jars from the abortion clinic but they wouldnt let me. All I have is their name and the image of what looks like a bloody scrambled egg.

[RADiator]

Ok, lets review. Single, 41, scarce sense of humor, feminist...are you sure you’re not a lesbian?

[MrBored]

Originally posted by RADiator
Ok, lets review. Single, 41, scarce sense of humor, feminist...are you sure you’re not a lesbian?
Carpet cleaner for sure.

[Smapdey]

I guess you've never read Catch-22, probably because you're a dyke.

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by RADiator
Ok, lets review. Single, 41, scarce sense of humor, feminist...are you sure you’re not a lesbian?

Very Sure....lol.

Guys turn me on... I just don't want them living with me. : )

The nice thing about remaining single is I always know where the money went, I never have to wait up at night wondering when 'he' is going to get home, and I can decorate my home without having animal heads on the walls, or 'manly' looking colors. I'm not into pinks or chintz by any means...but neither do have a leather sofa, or a 4x4 pick-up truck sitting in the drive. ;)

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Stormy

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by MrBored
Carpet cleaner for sure.

ROFL....

Just to show ya I have a sense of humor....

You hit pretty close to home there -- but not in the way you are suggesting it. :eek:

I sell carpet for a living, and my business also has a carpet cleaning van....lol.

Ya all can start with the jokes now. :rolleyes: ;)
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Stormy

[RADiator]

Originally posted by StormyPeak
Very Sure....lol.

Guys turn me on... I just don't want them living with me. : )

The nice thing about remaining single is I always know where the money went, I never have to wait up at night wondering when 'he' is going to get home, and I can decorate my home without having animal heads on the walls, or 'manly' looking colors. I'm not into pinks or chintz by any means...but neither do have a leather sofa, or a 4x4 pick-up truck sitting in the drive. ;)

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Stormy Ahahahahaaa! Touche.

[Smapdey]

I have a 4x4 in the driveway, a leather sofa, and my house is a manly brown color. We don't have any carpet either.

In short, I hate you.

[burnart]

Sounds like Smap didn't get any christmas presents this year...hehe

[cr3am]

Originally posted by StormyPeak
The nice thing about remaining single is I always know where the money went Come on now, we all know that the guy always pays for everything. Take this (http://discuss.futuremark.com/forum/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=techdisplayadapters&Number=4749279&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=1) for example.

[Trustkill]

Originally posted by cr3am
Come on now, we all know that the guy always pays for everything. Take this (http://discuss.futuremark.com/forum/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=techdisplayadapters&Number=4749279&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=1) for example.
holy fucking shit. I'd punch the cunt in the stomach till I reached the vertebrae.

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by cr3am
Come on now, we all know that the guy always pays for everything. Take this (http://discuss.futuremark.com/forum/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=techdisplayadapters&Number=4749279&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=1) for example.

No...that's just an example of the guy getting ripped off. I can balance that story out with a dozen of my own about friend and relatives I have who's boyfriends or husbands blew the rent money on a weekend drug binge, or just had to purchase that hunting rifle, or mag wheels for the truck.

Your link -- It just proves my point.

When you are S I N G L E....you KNOW where the money goes!

[what's the penalty here for hijacking a thread. :confused: sorry...perhaps the voting should carry on...unless everyone has already chimed in.]

Stormy

[Hitman]

O wait, 41.

So where's the problem.. if the wrinkles bother you just turn the lights off.

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by StormyPeak
No...that's just an example of the guy getting ripped off. I can balance that story out with a dozen of my own about friend and relatives I have who's boyfriends or husbands blew the rent money on a weekend drug binge, or just had to purchase that hunting rifle, or mag wheels for the truck.

Apparently you're friends and relatives failed to avoid the two social taboo's like retards. Rednecks and hard-core druggies. I doubt any of those men had anything much past a highschool diploma. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with drugs, or guns. But what the fuck do you need six bowls and an M40A1 for if you don't have a fucking house?

[cr3am]

Originally posted by StormyPeak
No...that's just an example of the guy getting ripped off. I can balance that story out with a dozen of my own about friend and relatives I have who's boyfriends or husbands blew the rent money on a weekend drug binge, or just had to purchase that hunting rifle, or mag wheels for the truck Well that's their problem, they're dating druggies. What fucking druggie do you know who doesn't waste money?

And these girls that you know, I bet their boyfriends are the ones earning the money that they're blowing on crap instead of rent.

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by cr3am
Well that's their problem, they're dating druggies. What fucking druggie do you know who doesn't waste money?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

And these girls that you know, I bet their boyfriends are the ones earning the money that they're blowing on crap instead of rent.

That directed towards me or someone else?

[cr3am]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.



That directed towards me or someone else? My whole quote was directed towards Stormy... that's why I quotes Stormy...

[burnart]

So who won in the end?

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by cr3am
My whole quote was directed towards Stormy... that's why I quotes Stormy...

Eh? You didn't edit that? I could sware you quoted me.. :confused:

[cr3am]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
Eh? You didn't edit that? I could sware you quoted me.. :confused: Nope, no edit.

[caregirl]

I thought Stormy was a guy too. But I was a little unsure with the cat pic in the avatar. Nice to know it's a girl though.

Guys can bitch about girls and girls can bitch about guys, but in the end guys and girls are all the same. We all spend money on shit we don't absolutely have to have. Some ppl just go overboard, regardless of gender.

And I want a 4x4 one day. That is my dream, to have a Toyota Tacoma, double cab, tinted windows, baby blue, with a lift kit and some big tires. So don't stereo type, just cause there is a truck in the drive way doesn't always mean it belongs to a guy.

[TopSecretBoy]

Originally posted by cr3am
Nope, no edit.

Eh, fuck it. I've been up for over 40 hours anyways.

Originally posted by caregirl
Guys can bitch about girls and girls can bitch about guys, but in the end guys and girls are all the same. We all spend money on shit we don't absolutely have to have. Some ppl just go overboard, regardless of gender.

I think it's just some people. A lot of us have the ability to not buy shit. I think of myself at actually being pretty good at saving for what I want and not buying shit in the mean time. Some people aren't. Just different from person to person I suppose. :cool:

And I want a 4x4 one day. That is my dream, to have a Toyota Tacoma, double cab, tinted windows, baby blue, with a lift kit and some big tires. So don't stereo type, just cause there is a truck in the drive way doesn't always mean it belongs to a guy.

A guy would have an F-350. ;)

[PHAT_ASS]

Best Paki - WGARA
Most Ban Deserving Member - docta beer
Nicest Guy Person - the forums girls
Angriest Poster - docta beer
Best Flames - bxx
Sickest Son of a Bitch - Trustkill
Dumbest Forum Member - bxx
Smallest Dick - smap; biggest post count, smallest dick
Most Spam - docta beer tied with bxx
Most Offensive - smap
Did the Most Drugs - Downfall
Best Sense of Humor - trustkill (in a morbid way)
Most likely to Rob a Convenience Store - me and DC, robbing the one where we work.
Most Content Contributor (Most threads started and/or pictures posted) - Downfall (most babes)
Best Content Contributor (Best threads started and/or pictures posted) - Yian (best babes)
Most likely to Someday be a Mod - The website host once they discover what goes on in here.
Probably Definitly Gay - bxx
And finally, Best Forum Member - hobbes....dunno why

[Striker]

Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
A guy would have an F-350. ;)

I'd prefer the monster F-250 from the end of my street.

[blind_mad_cow]

Ewww! Fords :mad:

[MrBored]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
Ewww! Fords :mad:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rubish Dump
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fords Only Run Downhill
Found On Raceway Dead
Fucked On Race Day
Fuck! Our Ride Died!
For Only Retarded Drivers
Found On Rednecks Driveway
Found On Railroad Deserted
Flip Over Read Directions
Found On Road Destroyed
Found On Russian Dump
First On Repair Dolly
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
For Only Retarded Dickheads
Fucked Over Road Disaster

[Striker]

Originally posted by MrBored
Fuck! Our Ride Died!


I love Ford trucks, but that one's damn funny. :D

Anyways, come on Smap, let go of WoW for a bit, and tell us who won!