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GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 07:58 AM
just seen this on meggames website.


America's Army executive producer, Phil DeLuca, has warned all those who cheat in or modify the game, through the AA forums. "So what?" I hear you say, unfortunately Mr. DeLuca, displaying a remarkable lack of judgement, decided that he would threaten the entire community and that he would utilise the might of the American Army to do so. By doing so, Mr. DeLuca has managed to, single-handedly destroy any recruitment potential that the game may have had. AAs executive producer stated, in no uncertain terms, that anyone cheating in the game or tampering with it, is guilty of cyber crime. He then went on a wild rant comparing, for all intents and purposes, gamers to Imperial Japan during WWII!!

Since he figured he was onto a winning streak, Mr. DeLuca decided to close his little outburst by claiming that The Army is angry, and we're coming for you...

To be fair to Mr. DeLuca, we are not aware how serious the problem of cheating on AA servers is but we seriously doubt that it can be so bad as to justify a response from the world's leading superpower's army. In a world used to protecting big interests at all costs, we have become accustomed to exaggeration; music and movie piracy support terrorism and downloading a movie is just the same as breaking into a person's home... we are told, maybe the RIAA can start using the U.S. Army for its little love-notes to downloaders.

Since AA admins have now, wisely, removed the entry, here is the full post by Mr. DeLuca:

Some of you (and clearly the bad guys are among them) don't always remember that this game, and all accounts and derivative products, are the property of the United States Army. When you tamper with the game, not only are you breaking the EULA you're misusing Army property - and, worse, you're misusing US Army computer programs and equipment.

"Tampering with software and servers owned or used by the Army is cyber crime.

"In the early 1940's, Japan learned an important lesson - "let the sleeping giant lie." We may not react swiftly, but when we do it's with unstoppable force. The Army has partners that deal with cyber crime as a matter of course. These include not just various Army IT departments, but also the Department of Justice, the Secret Service, and the Federal Bureau of Investigations.

"It's going to get uncomfortable for some of the bad guys, but you know what? They brought it on themselves. Knowing this anyone who continues to be bad is just plain foolish. Keep trying, though. Sooner or later the bad guy will realize we've known about him for a while... and by then it's too late.

"Allow me to speak directly to the bad guys for a moment: When you get banned, know that we know and have records showing you were doing something that's a violation of terms of service, breaks your EULA, and also happens to be against the law. We know who you are, and can track down where you play from. We have incontrovertible proof you did something illegal. The Army is angry, and we're coming for you.

MrBored
January 16th, 2005, 08:20 AM
Yeah we know, kthxbye.

Chimera[NL]
January 16th, 2005, 08:44 AM
Hahaha, what an idiot.

GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Hahaha, what an idiot.

are you calling me an idiot? or that army twat?

Chimera[NL]
January 16th, 2005, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by GhostfaceKillah
that army twat

cr3am
January 16th, 2005, 09:46 AM
Ahaha, I wanna see who flipped a nut when they're like "did he really just claim to have devoted some of the army to finding cheaters?".

[slightly off topic]Hey, you're from Blackburn... that's the name of the rookie dude from Black Hawk Down[/slightly off topic]

GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 09:53 AM
thats clarified then. :)

blackburn, quite afew people have that as a surname.

in the uk its a small town 100,000 population with a alrite football/soccer team.

back to the topic.

crazy fool. or he should go on to cs:s and dish some ass whooping

Chimera[NL]
January 16th, 2005, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by GhostfaceKillah
thats clarified then. :)

blackburn, quite afew people have that as a surname.

in the uk its a small town 100,000 population with a alrite football/soccer team.

back to the topic.

crazy fool. or he should go on to cs:s and dish some ass whooping

Why? You wanted to whoop my ass? :)

Anyway, it's the Blackburn Rovers right? I'm not really a soccer fan but I do know that.

GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Why? You wanted to whoop my ass? :)

Anyway, it's the Blackburn Rovers right? I'm not really a soccer fan but I do know that.

noo!!! i cant whoop your ass your Chimera[NL]. mr 5000+ posts. im just a virgin at 50 posts. i bow down and take my punishment like a man, or anyting you want me to be...;)

yeah blackburn rovers. ah well im a man utd fan...

Chimera[NL]
January 16th, 2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by GhostfaceKillah
noo!!! i cant whoop your ass your Chimera[NL]. mr 5000+ posts. im just a virgin at 50 posts. i bow down and take my punishment like a man, or anyting you want me to be...;)

That's it. Forget the lube, you're going to experience it dry this time.

GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
That's it. Forget the lube, you're going to experience it dry this time.

im dead.... :(

RADiator
January 16th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
That's it. Forget the lube, you're going to experience it dry this time. Can I cum?

GhostfaceKillah
January 16th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by RADiator
Can I cum?

only if you bring the handcuffs

REBEL_AU
January 16th, 2005, 09:42 PM
if they don't want people cheating they should make it harder to mod.
*runs around with no fog gets 2 headshots from across the map and then crosses the bridge in less than 5 seconds to win.*

xenophage
January 16th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Ok... America's Army.... Chimmy and Rad raping Ghostfacekillah.... makes sense

dante.hk
January 16th, 2005, 11:51 PM
Just keep going, "All your base are belong to us." Cheaters love that, trust me.

GhostfaceKillah
January 17th, 2005, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by xenophage
Ok... America's Army.... Chimmy and Rad raping Ghostfacekillah.... makes sense

you can join in if you feel being left out. its going to suffer though....:)

xenophage
January 17th, 2005, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by GhostfaceKillah
you can join in if you feel being left out. its going to suffer though....:)

How nice of you Polly Prissy pants... I'l bring some cookies to ease your pain :)

GhostfaceKillah
January 17th, 2005, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by xenophage
How nice of you Polly Prissy pants... I'l bring some cookies to ease your pain :)

cookies? il have the "milk" ;)

Chimera[NL]
January 17th, 2005, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by xenophage
How nice of you Polly Prissy pants... I'l bring some cookies to ease your pain :)

Isn't it Polly Pissy pants?

Downfall
January 17th, 2005, 03:19 PM
I think either suffices

GhostfaceKillah
January 17th, 2005, 03:25 PM
does anyone know a person or people who have actually joined the army because of the game?

Downfall
January 17th, 2005, 03:26 PM
nope, but its still a hell of a promotional tool for em

GhostfaceKillah
January 17th, 2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Downfall
nope, but its still a hell of a promotional tool for em

yeah. cant remember where, but i heard the folks at the army said it was much cheaper making the game than promoting its army on tv, newspapers etc.

xenophage
January 17th, 2005, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
Isn't it Polly Pissy pants?

uhhhh...um... fuck