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bxx
January 20th, 2005, 10:14 AM
basicaly kids at my school think theyre gangsters and thugs and im really tired of that. so i was thinking about buying brass knuckles. what do you guys think?

Trustkill
January 20th, 2005, 10:27 AM
They're lots of fun to hold....never punched anyone though.

Chimera[NL]
January 20th, 2005, 10:35 AM
A little metal rod of about 5 -7 cm will do the trick too. Just hold it in your fist and squeeze real hard when you punch.That way your punches will have more weight and by sqeezing into the metal real hard, your hand will not fold when it hits the other person.

Something like this:
http://kancho.muncho.org/images/tut_fig_3.jpg

Only solid and small enough to fit into your fist without sticking out on both ends.

But why use weapons? Just try to conquer your fear over pain. In street fights, the one with the highest pain tolerance always wins.

NiteX
January 20th, 2005, 10:44 AM
Just bring a gun to school, that'll show em.;)

GhostfaceKillah
January 20th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by bxx
basicaly kids at my school think theyre gangsters and thugs and im really tired of that. so i was thinking about buying brass knuckles. what do you guys think?

get a gun and blow their heads off. before you do, leave a note saying the MOVIES made me do it.

NiteWing74
January 20th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Make friends with your worst enemy... invite him to go skydiving.... keep doing it until you can both go solo...

Dive at night, get close, cut his release cord and one of his pack straps... emergency chute opens, rips pack off back... he hits ground... real hard.


Remember... it's not the fall that kills ya... it's the sudden stop at the end.

Hitman
January 20th, 2005, 10:59 AM
lol that plan sounds evil, I like it though.. slowly building up the trust then BAM.. concrete.

Working in a nightclub brass knuckles is my worse fear.. sure others have been stabbed in the club but I would rather someone pull a knife and know what's coming, that's much better than being suckered by a pair of brass knuckles.

FATMAN
January 20th, 2005, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by NiteWing74
Remember... it's not the fall that kills ya... it's the sudden stop at the end.

Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay :p

bxx
January 20th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Hitman
lol that plan sounds evil, I like it though.. slowly building up the trust then BAM.. concrete.

Working in a nightclub brass knuckles is my worse fear.. sure others have been stabbed in the club but I would rather someone pull a knife and know what's coming, that's much better than being suckered by a pair of brass knuckles.

id cary a baseball bat if i could man, but it just doesnt fit in my pockets :\

Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 11:14 AM
Working in a grocery store, brass knuckles are my worst fear. Being suckerpunched after tripping an old lady while the automatic doors shut on her from both sides is not my idea of fun, same with being sucker punched when ramming my cart into someone on a wet floor and then kicking him when he's down.

Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by bxx
id cary a baseball bat if i could man, but it just doesnt fit in my pockets :\
Use Bhazard's erect cock. It's 3 inches, hard, and fits into most pockets.

Hobbes874
January 20th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Give Hitman their addresses and he'll rape their asses to shreads. :)

epsilon
January 20th, 2005, 12:52 PM
bxx check your pm box

cr3am
January 20th, 2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by FATMAN
Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay :p Wasn't it also in Collateral?

Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by cr3am
Wasn't it also in Collateral?
Nah, that was like "I didn't kill him, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

FATMAN
January 20th, 2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by cr3am
Wasn't it also in Collateral?

i was talking about the game, not the movie and anywayz COR had the line "What u kill, u keep"

TopSecretBoy
January 20th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by NiteWing74

Remember... it's not the fall that kills ya... it's the sudden stop at the end.

:D

NiteX
January 20th, 2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Working in a grocery store, brass knuckles are my worst fear. Being suckerpunched after tripping an old lady while the automatic doors shut on her from both sides is not my idea of fun, same with being sucker punched when ramming my cart into someone on a wet floor and then kicking him when he's down.

ROFL. Classic.

PHAT_ASS
January 20th, 2005, 03:48 PM
thats what happens when you go to the best jock college in Montreal ;)

Downfall
January 20th, 2005, 05:07 PM
^that and anal rape

Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by PHAT_ASS
thats what happens when you go to the best jock college in Montreal ;)
What kind of college do you go to?

greymeister
January 20th, 2005, 06:23 PM
I've got an old pair of brass knuckles. When my uncle past away we found all sorts of stuff related to his earlier gambling days, some loaded dice that I still have and a blackjack. I sold the blackjack for $50 but lemme tell you Brass Knuckles haven't got anything on a blackjack pulled on you at the right time. One hit from that thing would crack your skull, and it wasn't very big, you could basically hide it in any coat pocket.

REBEL_AU
January 20th, 2005, 07:36 PM
rolls of coins work well too.

Bhazard
January 20th, 2005, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Use Bhazard's erect cock. It's 3 inches, hard, and fits into most pockets.

Funny its all the big guys that say they have a lethal weapon in their pants, when in fact its the other way around.

PHAT_ASS
January 20th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
What kind of college do you go to?

french pot head college

what you thought id say fat people institution or something?

Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by PHAT_ASS
french pot head college

what you thought id say fat people institution or something?
No, I was just asking..

Kain
January 20th, 2005, 09:14 PM
Wow, some one is afraid of wannabe gansters?

If they annoy you enough tell them to "Shut the fuck up, or il have you maimed" works for me.... but then again people say i look like im part of the mafia.. i personaly dont see it

If you really want to sucker em, buy a steel rod, about 10 inches in length, and about 2 inches thick [Rember to keep a newspaper on hand].

When they get smart roll the bar up in the news paper [now seeing someone coming at you armed with only a newspaper is very disarming] if your lucky they wont even attempt to block the first hit.

Good luck and enjoy

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Docta Beeeer
January 20th, 2005, 09:23 PM
Wiggers and wannabe gangstaz are so easy to take care of. If they walk into the club struttin', thinkin they're all that, and I'm in their way, I don't move. They just go around me cuz they're pussies. Then if they're walking toward you, I just look em in the eye and they back down. Fuckin peaches.

Smapdey
January 20th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Just carry a switch blade around. Then you're a pimp!

LynX
January 21st, 2005, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Kain
[B]Wow, some one is afraid of wannabe gansters?

If they annoy you enough tell them to "Shut the fuck up, or il have you maimed" works for me.... but then again people say i look like im part of the mafia.. i personaly dont see it

If you really want to sucker em, buy a steel rod, about 10 inches in length, and about 2 inches thick [Rember to keep a newspaper on hand].

When they get smart roll the bar up in the news paper [now seeing someone coming at you armed with only a newspaper is very disarming] if your lucky they wont even attempt to block the first hit.

Good luck and enjoy



Shit... thats a great idea.

Roq
January 21st, 2005, 02:41 AM
Brass knuckles are illegal in USA, but plastic ones aren't! Hell you can buy them off E-Bay.

Smapdey
January 21st, 2005, 06:18 AM
I'd also suggest carrying a machine gun. Like a SAW or something. Those usually cause people to at least think twice before they fuck with you.

Killer Klown
January 21st, 2005, 06:42 AM
Find a military surplus store, buy yourself an asp (snap baton to the unitiated); they come in different sizes; when compacted they fit the 'cylindrical metal object' criteria that Chimera was talking about earlier, plus they can extend and fill a general beat-down criteria as well, sort of like a mini-baseball bat. Convenient and fun at parties!

Chimera[NL]
January 21st, 2005, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Killer Klown
Find a military surplus store, buy yourself an asp (snap baton to the unitiated); they come in different sizes; when compacted they fit the 'cylindrical metal object' criteria that Chimera was talking about earlier, plus they can extend and fill a general beat-down criteria as well, sort of like a mini-baseball bat. Convenient and fun at parties!

Oooh a baton....yes. Thanx to the little whip action you can do a whole lotta hurtin' with that little thing.

absolute_deviation
January 21st, 2005, 11:20 AM
Wholly Mammoth.

NiteX
January 21st, 2005, 02:13 PM
absolute_deviation did you spray paint on the eye of your avatar? I just notice that it changes color also. Oh and it's not exactly on the eye either. Its a little off.

Chimera[NL]
January 21st, 2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by NiteX
absolute_deviation did you spray paint on the eye of your avatar? I just notice that it changes color also. Oh and it's not exactly on the eye either. Its a little off.

It's a little camera that keeps zooming in and out. It's the year 1984. You're fucked!

Striker
January 21st, 2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
I'd also suggest carrying a machine gun. Like a SAW or something. Those usually cause people to at least think twice before they fuck with you.

Best advice I've ever heard.

future man
January 21st, 2005, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Roq
Brass knuckles are illegal in USA, but plastic ones aren't! Hell you can buy them off E-Bay.

My redneck uncle buys them as "paperweights" and has a ton, but then again, you're in California and they take all the fun out of everything there.

absolute_deviation
January 21st, 2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by NiteX
absolute_deviation did you spray paint on the eye of your avatar? I just notice that it changes color also. Oh and it's not exactly on the eye either. Its a little off.

not spray paint. I selected the eye, roughly, and changed the hue on each of the frames.

Chimera[NL]
January 22nd, 2005, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by absolute_deviation
not spray paint. I selected the eye, roughly, and changed the hue on each of the frames.

And a damn good job you did on it too, I might add.