Smapdey's List of Idiots...

[Smapdey]

Here's a nice big list of idiots:

cr3am - You are possibly the biggest Xbox fanboy in the world. No matter how many times I prove you wrong you deny it. Then you say stupid things that piss me off all the time. I want to sodomize you with a tire iron, possibly a molten hot one. Good work!

RAY16 - Not only do you have the worst name ever, but I've heard you say things that I honestly thought were stupid jokes but turned out to be your real opinions! Good work!

SOB - I haven't seen you in awhile. I'm worried you drank yourself to death. That would be stupid. If you did, you made the list, if you didn't, well, come talk to us sometime. Good work!

Phoosh - We get it, you have a big wang and you like little boys. Good work!

Petrodon - You're a jackass that likes Kingdom Hearts more than you like women. There's something terribly wrong with that. Disney shit over pussy. You're sick. Good work!

ibanez7 - Sometimes I really do try to believe you, but it's hard for someone that types like a mutant 7 year old from hell to tell believable stories about how they're a rockstar who is a millionaire in the sign business that dated Krista Nicole. Good work!

Yian - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TIPPED ME OFF!? Yeah that's right woman, just shut the hell up. Good work!

Sixshooter - I live in NEW MEXICO, not Arizona. Good work!

Future Man - We understand that you are from the future, I just sort of hope that the English language doesn't degrade into that shit that you're typing. Good work!

SaintDL - I just skip over your posts. Really. I don't even bother anymore. Good work!

WhoGivesARatsAss - I don't even bother anymore, sometimes you post shit that makes me scratch my head and not in a funny way. Good work!

ODM - You're pretty harmless but that tends to somehow, piss me off. Good work!

Hobbes - You've known me since we were five. What the fuck were you thinkin'? Good work!

NiSythe - You've known me for years too! Good work!

Blind Mad Cow - I pray for death to come to you, hopefully soon. Good work!

2lions - You did something sometime. I forget what. Good work!

Portzebie - You recently wrote about GB3 and if they should make it or not. CHRIST, IT'S A FRANCHISE THAT'S OLDER THAN I AM!! GET OVER IT!! You also write things that I just skip over. Good work!

Jerramaya - You've posted more stupid pictures than anyone combined including cr3am. Good work!

Freakonaleash89 - You named yourself after a bad song by a stupid band with a very stupid number at the end (69! It's 69, you fucking moron!). Good work!

Bluu - You piss me off too, I don't know why. Maybe it's your stupid, stupid name. Please choke on a pinecone. Good work!

And the rest - I probably forgot you, that means you're stupid for not trying hard enough. Good work!

So, in short, I hate all of you.

[Odm]

Isn't that basically everyone who says anything?

[Odm]

There's nothing wrong with being an idiot... After all, 99.9% of all people on this planet are idiots. The rest are brain-dead.

[Yian]

Okay okay I will fix that in no time....

[Phoosh]

Nice Post Limpdick. I bet you're proud of yourself, arent you Smapdey?
I bet you think you're this guy.

[F4LLeN]

i didnt make the list :(

[STDStud]

I didnt make the list either :( , still find it hilarious how smapdey is making fun of everyone. :D

[Yian]

Originally posted by F4LLeN
i didnt make the list :(
Because Townie Killer is gone...

[Downfall]

i didnt make the list either.....*sigh*...im not worthy enought to be hated

[blind_mad_cow]

SO? i have a freggin' Prayer death wish on me now!!!

[Smapdey]

Actually Downfall, I couldn't think of a reason to hate you. But I think your avatar sucks a big pair of testicles possibly torn out of the elogated scrotom of a billy goat.

Phoosh, I bet you got that picture by sneaking in through a window.

[Shadow]

Damn... I'm not hated... I needa increase fear.

[Downfall]

well i got the next best thing.....my avitar was hated..thats good enought for me....*sob ..........i like my avitar*.....poor vash

[SaintDL]

basically i just gotta see what cums out of ur mouth. pun intended. i mean shut the mouth up. it burns with toxic... and it hurts my eye everytime i see u cum with ur mouth. i feel for u my boy...

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Smapdey
cr3am - You are possibly the biggest Xbox fanboy in the world. No matter how many times I prove you wrong you deny it. Then you say stupid things that piss me off all the time. I want to sodomize you with a tire iron, possibly a molten hot one. Good work! ROFL! You still think HALO isn't exclusive :rolleyes:

[Smapdey]

ROFL!! YOU STILL THINK IT IS!!

http://www.gearboxsoftware.com/projects.html

[cr3am]

really? buy it for me :rolleyes: dumbfuck

[future man]

I made the list but seeing how it was so girly and shitty i wasn't really insulted at all. Nice try penis breath.

[future man]

I cant hate Smapdey, I just love special kids.

[SaintDL]

thats phoosh, futu man u got thw wrong pic. his pic is in the saltydog teeshirt where he's blowing the dog

[Smapdey]

You killed MY thread you pathetic mother fucker! INSTABAN!!

[portzebie]

All I have to say isd4 m057 1337 h4x0r 0f 7h3m 411 15 d4 n070r10u5 N1n73nd0 m4573r kn0wn 45 4c3 3bb! j00 d0n'7 w4n7 70 sex0r w17h 7h15 punk 1f j00 kn0w wh47 15 g00d f0r j00. H3 d035n'7 3v3n h4v3 t1m3 f0r p375!:D

[Downfall]

not dead yet

[future man]

/me stabs thread in teh face with shovel and plays head soccer

[Freakonaleash89]

Ok ur right the number in my name is stupid. But I dont regret the name.

[Freakonaleash89]

But you can fuckin deal with it you fuckface!! So go fuck urself Smapdey! Fuck!!!!!!!

[portzebie]

were the fuck did you get 89 from that is the most fucking gayest thing I have ever seen in a screen name go fuck your self 89 style you douche

[SaintDL]

actually if you can see it from the right perspective 69... i believe u know what position it illustrate.

89, well thats very new. it represents a girl in the 69 position when his boyfren ...erm... i think that means he have an ass up in the torso and one ass down. so you're bascially looking at a freak who have another ass for his head or rather he have no head. a complete example of what men will look like if they were to think with their dick.

[Freakonaleash89]

I wasn't thinking of sex positions when I made my name. Can it be changed?

So what are all the numbers that represent sex stuff I knew about 69 but didnt use it but are there any others?

[Downfall]

my dorm room number is 420

[Freakonaleash89]

Hey guys I have a weakspot in my knowledge of stuff here. Do you think you all could be nice enough to give me a rundown of what the numbers mean and why or at the very least give me somewhere I can look to find out? Thanks in advance...

[Smapdey]

Here's a number for ya: 31. Picture it comparing it to body parts.

[Downfall]

4/20 is national smoke up day......

[future man]

oh yeah? well fuck you

[Phoosh]

Yeah, you pie assed motherfucker, like the tin man said, go fist yourself!

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Downfall
my dorm room number is 420
I've had sex with 420 women..............and stabbed 874 people

[Mr.Nerdy]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
I've had sex with 420 women..............and stabbed 874 people , and you didnt tell me about any of this, stupid hobbes, ill stab you good

[Marc]

HAHAH ! IM NOT A IDIOT !

[future man]

oh yeah? fuck you

[SaintDL]

futu man is gay

[Smapdey]

You're Gay, thread killer.

Actually, in real life, I wish I was gay.

[Freakonaleash89]

Why?? gay ppl... its nothing but shit... and i mean that fucking literally!

[Smapdey]

God damn homophobe.

[Freakonaleash89]

You can call me whatever you want but it doesn't change one simple fact: all gay will burn in hell AND DIE!!

[Downfall]

depends on your point of view...i just think its a lifestyle they chose and shouldnt be punished or ridiculed for that

[SaintDL]

gays should be punished by decapitation. they're unnatural, and they spread the unnatural heressy around...

[Downfall]

whats unnatural about it?........its how they want to live...and

SaintDL
they spread the unnatural heressy around...

What does this mean??? unnatural heressy?

[Smapdey]

Christ, you can't kill someone simply based on sexual orientation. You might be prejudicing against a friend or a family member and not even know it. You might be damning your own children to death. Homosexuality is by no means evil.

Can you even give one reason why it should be considered evil?

[aphremen]

Dood, he's just gonna quote the OT of the KJV of the Bible. You know, the part where it says that if a man should lay with another man he should be put to death.

In the NT, according to paul i believe, he says that it is a sin, but can be forgiven.

There is no logical reason anyone can give as to why homosexuality is evil, as long as your homosexuality doesn't hurt anyone maliously. (ie: Dahmer was gay and ate people, but I think that probably had to do with the fact that he was crazy)

[future man]

hey guess what? fuck *the* bible, queers are just people man, i dont particularly care for them but im not a biased homophobe, i think phoosh is ok.
edit: jackass

[Shadow]

Don't worry, I'm not a homophobe either - I mean, look, I'm hanging out with you guys!

[aphremen]

Future man: I seriously hope you read my post carefully and noted that although the bible says gays are bad, I do not.

I also thinks it sucks that when you kick it with your gay homeboys peeps gots ta think you must be going out automatically. That sucks.

[future man]

phoosh is gay.....

[Shadow]

I just burned you guys so bad you lost any hope on a comeback... now it's too late! :D

[future man]

You dont count little bus boy.

[Shadow]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[aphremen]

Burned? I'm married and completely confident in my sexuality. I didn't take your comment as an insult because I don't think there is anything wrong with being gay. It is just inaccurate because I am not gay.

And shadow, it's sad if you think calling people gay is an insult, see the thread "overuse of the word fag".

[future man]

oops

[aphremen]

I assumed that was a mispell.

[Shadow]

It wasn't meant to be an insult... I didn't mean it literally.

[future man]

Hey....fuck both of you.

[aphremen]

Ok dood. Sorry i was way too serious. It was humorous in a jj kind of way.

[future man]

No really, fuck you, fuck you all. It's mine, it will always be mine so you cant have it....EVER!

[aphremen]

I can't heave? What does that mean?

[future man]

You keep your shitty paws off man, I maen it.

[aphremen]

Off of what?

[future man]

You all know, every last one of you.

[aphremen]

Holy cow I can't believe how far off topic this post has gone. Your last post sounded like the ranting of a mad-man.

[future man]

Ill show you mad cows.

[aphremen]

Are they in the UK?

[Bluu]

superfuck i missed out on this damn thread b4...

all i hafta say is...smapdey is alright...i like my name...he doesn't...he has no class...no taste....no balls....no women....no gameplaying abilities...no money...no head...no nothing...least he can do is hate my name...i dont give a good god damn shit abt his hatin me....;)

[Smapdey]

But "Mr. finger that clicks the button to ban your ass" does. CYA!

[Odm]

That would be an abuse of your power...

[aphremen]

Yeah. We need a regime change up in here, this ain't IRC for god sake's!

[Smapdey]

I was joking, I'm not really going to ban him.

What do you mean regime change?

[aphremen]

OIC hahaha. Funny joke man :D hehehehe lolrofl.....:( (hopes he doesn't look like he's trying too hard to keep smapdey from banning him)

[Bluu]

Originally posted by Odm
That would be an abuse of your power...


damn right it would be....

[Smapdey]

Abuse of power would be if I demanded sex instead of banning you. Hey, that's not a bad idea. All who are willing to blow me in order to stay on this board say "Aye."

[Odm]

Banning someone for flaming in the flame bin would ALSO be an abuse of power because he hasn't broken any rules...

[aphremen]

That would be akin to banning someone for throwing rubbish in the rubbish bin.

[Freakonaleash89]

Abuse of power would be if I demanded sex instead of banning you. Hey, that's not a bad idea. All who are willing to blow me in order to stay on this board say "Aye."

Almost if not all of the forum posters are guys. Therefore you are gay. And know what? All gays can burn in hell AND DIE!

[future man]

Well, I hope you bring sun screen.

[aphremen]

Dude, don't be dissin' on people just for thier sexual orientation. You sound like Al Quida who are all like "Americans are the devil! They are quite evil! Really! All of them! Even people from Alaska!"

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by future man
Well, I hope you bring sun screen.
future man...................your an idiot

[Downfall]

i thought we already agreed on this?

[Smapdey]

Look, I think we covered that I'm not going to ban anyone, unless I get a blowjob.



Here kitty kitty kitty...

[JerraMaya]

smapdey u think i post useless post or pics well my post right now has above 6500 views thats a lame reason u added me to the list :D but since u have added me i dont care :D

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by jerramaya
smapdey u think i post useless post or pics well my post right now has above 6500 views thats a lame reason u added me to the list :D but since u have added me i dont care :D

Yes - you've wasted 6500 ppl's time. I like the list. I long to be listed. Some day - I too will be on the list. STAND UP AND BE LISTED!

[IkYiolul]

fuck you future man, you can suck my left nut you cunt....the only stupid one is j00 f@t f@t mUm!

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by IkYiolul
fuck you future man, you can suck my left nut you cunt....the only stupid one is j00 f@t f@t mUm!

I sense tension. Would anyone like a lecraud to give them a gay-lotion-down-backmassage? No hands!

[RADiator]

Damn all that fucking around coz some guy didnt added you to his hate list....i mean isnt it a good thing?

[Neil Peart]

F4LLeN..is that your pic!!! haha

[RADiator]

Originally posted by Neil Peart
F4LLeN..is that your pic!!! haha If your adressing to my signature it is complitely 100% my work. And to prove it here you go:mad: :mad:
Also if you look closely under the main text you will clearly see "DESIGNED BY RADIATOR"!!!!!!!

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by jerramaya
smapdey u think i post useless post or pics well my post right now has above 6500 views thats a lame reason u added me to the list :D but since u have added me i dont care :D
Jerramya your the biggest sex fiend I have ever meet. Let me explain: Example Jerramya's brain--------->"Porn, porn, porn, porn........etc." all day 24/7

[Neil Peart]

no u radiator..the person names f4llen..has a fat kid as the pic...so weird!!1

[RADiator]

Originally posted by Neil Peart
no u radiator..the person names f4llen..has a fat kid as the pic...so weird!!1 OOOOOOOOWW sorry than :)

[future man]

Originally posted by IkYiolul
fuck you future man, you can suck my left nut you cunt....the only stupid one is j00 f@t f@t mUm!

My mUm? Man, you are a sad fuck.

[Kain]

Wow!..thats a great list youv even got it 100 percent correct on Ibanez.....what can i say but .....Good Job.........im gonna give this thread a good rating...oh and why is everyone afraid of homosexuals i dont care if some ones gay why should they be procecuted for their sexuality?
Well it just goes to show some people are simply idiots........

[mR-D]

Yay...

I'm not on the list...