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Downfall
April 5th, 2003, 01:33 PM
heres one for ya....what a dumbass...anyone else have anymore stupid news stories?....Stuff from the Onion Doesnt count...thats not real.....Darwin awards are ok......
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/eat_underwear.jpg
*edit* actualyl I dont know if this one is real..but its funny
Yian
April 5th, 2003, 07:27 PM
from one paragraph:
"people were leaving the room with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh..."
Hahahahahahahaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah....
Hobbes874
April 6th, 2003, 02:58 PM
from the title you would think it's an Onion article
Rhenna
April 6th, 2003, 04:12 PM
I had to abbreviate this police report due to size considerations. And, no, this is nobody I know...
Yian
April 6th, 2003, 04:36 PM
Yo! So many sick bastards these days!
STDStud
April 6th, 2003, 04:44 PM
So many stupid people, first i read the guy sniffing his sisters panties, now this, jeez! :rolleyes:
Hobbes874
April 6th, 2003, 05:20 PM
some people are just sooooo stupid!
Rhenna
April 6th, 2003, 05:39 PM
If I had found him in my place, he'd be diggin' some .45 ACPs out of the backside of those pink panties. Hmmm... I'm not sure I own any pink ones. BTW, here's our boy:
Smapdey
April 6th, 2003, 06:28 PM
Hehe, Hancock.
portzebie
April 6th, 2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Hehe, Hancock.
ROFL!http://geocites.com/latavhcen/roll.gif
cr3am
April 6th, 2003, 07:01 PM
you don't learn, do you port?
Yian
April 6th, 2003, 09:43 PM
I think what Portzebie means is he's rolling with laughters...
portzebie
April 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM
What do you mean cr3am:confused:
portzebie
April 6th, 2003, 10:42 PM
very stupid people (http://darwinawards.com)
cr3am
April 6th, 2003, 11:40 PM
you tried to make an image of a geocities thing before...
aleincaveman
April 7th, 2003, 03:32 PM
Heres one I found.
MASSAGE PARLOR-STUDENT DISCOUNT
(Spotsylvania, Virginia-AP) -- Now, you can add a massage parlor to businesses offering student discounts. Authorities in Spotsylvania, Virginia, say hookers were giving a price break to high school students at a massage parlor busted this week. A Washington T-V station (W-R-C) reports two women were arrested for prostitution and crimes against nature. Detectives say the discount was well known among the students at local high schools.
Crimes against nature? LOL:D
Downfall
April 7th, 2003, 04:09 PM
No Bike Lane at the Airport
1997 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed by Darwin
(26 December 1997, Brazil) A bicyclist crossing an airport runway in Sorocaba, a city 87 kilometers from Sao Paulo, was killed when he was hit by a landing airplane. Marcelo, 25, could not hear the twin-engine plane because he was listening to his Walkman on headphones, investigators said. The propellor and right wing of the plane were damaged.