View Full Version : Early "Happy Easter"
StormyPeak
March 22nd, 2005, 10:16 PM
;)
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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Stormy :D
nineball16
March 22nd, 2005, 10:20 PM
haha
Downfall
March 22nd, 2005, 10:25 PM
:D
wmgreer
March 23rd, 2005, 02:04 AM
lol :D
REBEL_AU
March 23rd, 2005, 02:20 AM
XD, i see the humor because i keep reptiles who grow a taste for live food.
xenophage
March 23rd, 2005, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by REBEL_AU
XD, i see the humor because i keep reptiles who grow a taste for live food.
what's XD
SnapJaw
March 23rd, 2005, 03:50 AM
Cross-eyed laughter???
Anyways, happy Easter all, and have a safe one. My weekend starts tomorrow and ends Tuesday :D
Kain
March 23rd, 2005, 05:34 AM
hahaha.
epsilon
March 23rd, 2005, 05:50 AM
Bahahahaha
Trustkill
March 23rd, 2005, 07:20 AM
HA!
oh...it's not a holiday unless I get a paid day off for it.
LynX
March 23rd, 2005, 08:21 AM
LMAO!!! :D
Nice one! :)
Downfall
March 23rd, 2005, 09:00 AM
im celebrating easter by by going to a Last Supper party. Everyone wears robes and sandles and as much wine as you can stomach.
Drinkin for Jessus!
*** TGI (10:21) : Jesus is my new drinking partner
Downfall (10:23) : how can he hold his liquior with a hole in his liver?
***TGI (10:25) : Rubber plug
Downfall (10:26) : that explains it
Downfall (10:26) : like the butt ones?
***TGI (10:27) : i like the butt ones with a tail. LIke a horse tail. Fun sex toy
Downfall (10:29) : ohhh..... i bet that tickles
Silence
March 23rd, 2005, 09:19 AM
bah easter day just one of those days, but the joke was great.
REBEL_AU
March 23rd, 2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by xenophage
what's XD like :D but not shit.
look at it sideways.
xenophage
March 23rd, 2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by REBEL_AU
like :D but not shit.
look at it sideways.
oooooo that's pretty witty XD
Shadow
March 24th, 2005, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by REBEL_AU
like :D but not shit.
look at it sideways.
We've got smilies for a reason. ;)
REBEL_AU
March 24th, 2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Shadow
We've got smilies for a reason. ;) and they suck.
wangstramedeous
March 26th, 2005, 12:49 PM
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