View Full Version : its Prom time..
absolute_deviation
March 23rd, 2005, 07:34 PM
so who's going?
dante.hk
March 23rd, 2005, 07:43 PM
I'm going to my GF's. She's a year older than me, so it's her senior prom. My school doesn't have proms.
Hobbes874
March 23rd, 2005, 07:46 PM
It's senior year, so I guess I'll drag myself away from my monitor.
NiteX
March 23rd, 2005, 07:57 PM
I'm in college. High school dances are too.... high schoolish. Prom always sucked ass anyway. I highly advise skipping the dance and going straight for the beer and drugs. Let's have a new and higher death toll this year. You can do it!
caregirl
March 23rd, 2005, 08:32 PM
I might be going. I was supposed to go .... and now I'm not sure. Who knows?
Docta Beeeer
March 23rd, 2005, 08:57 PM
I skipped my prom and went to the after-prom party and got so fucked up.
Freakonaleash89
March 23rd, 2005, 09:32 PM
I'm not going to prom, but I'm going to the parties afterwards.
LynX
March 23rd, 2005, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Freakonaleash89
I'm not going to prom, but I'm going to the parties afterwards.
Yeah, the actual prom usually sucks.
Downfall
March 23rd, 2005, 10:50 PM
i went to prom sohphore, junior, and senior years of highschool.
proma itself usualy suckd, but the afterparty(an in the senior years case pre-party as well) is kickass.
in college we dont do that much anymore unless you are associated wiht a fraternaty or sorority. they have fall and spring formals and ocasional other things similar.
as a University we only have 1 school wide dance for civilians,(the cadets have thero own thing i think)
we have the Ring Dance for Juniors. its where we get our class rings if we bought em. nice big 2 day event, blah blah.
its next week so it should be fun. oh and for anyone who saw my last formal dance pictures, i have an actual tailored suit now.(not that anyone cares)
thats a lot of text.i wonder if you will read it all.
if not.
highschool prom=suck +afterparty=cool =goodtimes
college=bettertimes
DanTheMan
March 23rd, 2005, 10:50 PM
Eh this year is my senior prom, so I got nothing better to do than party, dance and sexx0rz.
Smapdey
March 24th, 2005, 06:32 AM
I didn't go Freshman year because I was too depressed over losing my girlfriend. This is before I started coming to Atrip. I was a dumbass pussy in freshman year.
Sophomore year, I went to dinner, got picked up by the waitress, went to the dance, left early to go try and screw the waitress. Two months later I lost my virginity to her.
Last year, I was in a play and had to perform instead. But I did go to another school's prom, and it was a lot cooler. There I danced with all sorts of chicks and pissed off the girl I went with, a black chick named Shakira who smelled funny. If that isn't the high point of prommery, I don't know what is.
Now this year, that's questionable as to if I go or not. I'm sure there will be other proms going on that will be hilariously fun, it's just a matter of getting invited and going to them. My own school's prom will likely suck, it's just too small.
After parties though? That's a very dangerous proposition. Especially in Albuquerque, we've got the party patrol, and that's the most awful thing ever. There are various teams of cops that go around only to break up parties, and each team breaks up multiple parties each night, and even if you don't drink, if there's any alcohol there at all, they give everyone a minor in possession charge.
Hitman
March 24th, 2005, 09:09 AM
I've been to three.. mine and two of my x's.. man her body was niceness.. we fucked all night until I ran dry.
Hey sneak alcohol into the prom.. me and some peeps did but some of us got caught, it became obvious an hour later once guys from our table kept on coming back, getting louder and louder as the time went by.
Docta Beeeer
March 24th, 2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
After parties though? That's a very dangerous proposition. Especially in Albuquerque, we've got the party patrol, and that's the most awful thing ever. There are various teams of cops that go around only to break up parties, and each team breaks up multiple parties each night, and even if you don't drink, if there's any alcohol there at all, they give everyone a minor in possession charge.
Our main party was out in the boonies at some graduate's house... There were bouncers there and everything. You had to go through checkpoints just to get in and prove you were a graduate.
Smapdey
March 24th, 2005, 09:32 AM
God damn, that sounds like a lot of awesome work.
Chimera[NL]
March 24th, 2005, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by caregirl
I might be going. I was supposed to go .... and now I'm not sure. Who knows?
What happened to 3-Incher?
caregirl
March 24th, 2005, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
What happened to 3-Incher?
It grew. Now it's a 7-incher.
Hitman
March 24th, 2005, 09:59 AM
Omg that's porn.. BAN her.
I think that's after it goes into her mouth.
Chimera[NL]
March 24th, 2005, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by caregirl
It grew. Now it's a 7-incher.
Lucky you. So now it almost feels like having sex with a man eh?
NiteX
March 24th, 2005, 10:07 AM
I think she meant she bought a dildo.
Smapdey
March 24th, 2005, 11:21 AM
Teehee, baby dick, baby dick! Teehee! Teehee!
DanTheMan
March 24th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Teehee, baby dick, baby dick! Teehee! Teehee!
I thought it was needle dick.
Freakonaleash89
March 24th, 2005, 05:40 PM
I think she means she dumped needle dick (or got dumped) and is now going out with a seven inch guy.
Smapdey
March 24th, 2005, 07:57 PM
That's sad.
absolute_deviation
March 24th, 2005, 10:30 PM
I'm too broke to go to prom. I gotta pay for the tickets, the tux, the limo, the hotel room. Shit a whole lotta money.
Shadow
March 24th, 2005, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
That's sad.
It's a feat of epic proportions. :D
wangstramedeous
March 26th, 2005, 12:26 PM
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Chimera[NL]
March 26th, 2005, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
I sorta enjoyed my prom. Consisted of dinner/movie/dance.
Movie was the worst shit I had ever seen. They were stupid enough to pick out a dance movie "you got served".
dinner wasn't too bad. dance wasn't too bad. the after party was supposed to be the hip part but i was living in a boarding house and they imposed a freaking curfew.
im not into the whole tux etc...i just get a good shirt, good pants, nice tie and you're in. if i really wanted a jacket get one from my dad. not a whole tux.
this pic is kinda fucked up but...
You're a chick? Wow.
No seriously I thought you were asian.:confused:
wangstramedeous
March 26th, 2005, 12:38 PM
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Chimera[NL]
March 26th, 2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
really all this time you've thought I was asian? which part of asia/how come?
I don't know dude. I think because of the avatar. Silly me. Anyway, nice girl. Some cherry poppin afterwards?
wangstramedeous
March 26th, 2005, 12:52 PM
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Chimera[NL]
March 26th, 2005, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
Heh, I wish.
Too bad. Well never say never.
SnapJaw
March 26th, 2005, 01:33 PM
Awww, cute. Matching clothes ;)
Smapdey
March 26th, 2005, 01:44 PM
Yeah, I've always thought you were asian too.
Bizarre!
SnapJaw
March 26th, 2005, 01:47 PM
Maybe it's the "wang" bit...
Hobbes874
March 26th, 2005, 02:39 PM
Yeah, I thought you were asian as well..........It must've been the "wang" in your name.
DanTheMan
March 26th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
Yeah, I thought you were asian as well..........It must've been the "wang" in your name.
Heh, you said wang.
Hobbes874
March 26th, 2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by DanTheMan
Heh, you said wang.
BIG FLOPPY WANG, SMACKING AGAINST THE TABLE OF YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!!!!!
DanTheMan
March 26th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
BIG FLOPPY WANG
That rules out asians then.
Downfall
March 27th, 2005, 10:12 AM
i say it is the avatar that made me think you were of azn decent. wonder what other people think about others avatars
Hitman
March 27th, 2005, 10:35 AM
lol I thought you were asian also.. yup the wang shit is the culprit.
Edit:The chick is nice, there is no way I would have went to the prom with her and not drilled her later.
absolute_deviation
March 27th, 2005, 11:17 AM
where r u from though?
Docta Beeeer
March 27th, 2005, 01:51 PM
Never expected him to be black.
wangstramedeous
March 29th, 2005, 09:55 AM
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Bhazard
March 29th, 2005, 09:56 AM
Our prom was cancelled.
Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
i was born in nigeria. splashes of red on the map show were i've been too. and i currently reside in ontario, canada. :D docta ur canadian right? which part?
http://www.geocities.com/wangstramedeous/me.JPG
I'm about half an hour West of Ottawa... You're in Peterborough?
wangstramedeous
March 29th, 2005, 10:04 AM
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Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
yeah. its pretty shitty dump.
A friend of mine just came home after working in Peterborough for a bit... He loved it there, but anything really beats my town. That's crazy that you're only 3 hours away.
wangstramedeous
March 29th, 2005, 10:15 AM
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Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by wangstramedeous
where exactly ? i haven't been around much in ontario. been to toronto a couple of times and down to witby to snowboard.
I'm in Renfrew. Doubt you've heard of it, our pop's like 8000 or something. You should check out Ottawa.. I don't think it's far from Peterborough.
TopSecretBoy
March 29th, 2005, 10:56 AM
Oh how awesome. A black person. Racial diversity for teh w!n!
:D
Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
Oh how awesome. A black person. Racial diversity for teh w!n!
:D
Hitman's black.
TopSecretBoy
March 29th, 2005, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Hitman's black.
I was gonna say. I think there's another black person on the boards, but I couldn't remember who. And I didn't want to start point at people saying
"O|\/|G 0MG Bl@c|<!"
*Edit*
Fun.
PHAT_ASS
March 29th, 2005, 12:55 PM
i didnt go to my prom cuz some guy wanted me to go with him :S.... but then some hot asian babe asked me out to the prom....but my stupid ass still said no..... :\
Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by PHAT_ASS
i didnt go to my prom cuz some guy wanted me to go with him :S.... but then some hot asian babe asked me out to the prom....but my stupid ass still said no..... :\
Why would a hot asian babe ask some fat guy to go to the prom?
Trustkill
March 29th, 2005, 01:11 PM
Wow wang, that's a tight little ass ya got there. The chick is nice too.
absolute_deviation
March 29th, 2005, 01:29 PM
wtf, i'm confused now. Are u the chick in that pic or the black dude?
Hitman
March 29th, 2005, 01:30 PM
Wait a minute now Trust, I claimed her first.. that's my piece of ass. Wang and Doc should meet up, Wang could make sure no-one slip a pill in his drink.
Btw i'm not black, i'm light brown bitch.. animals and cars come black.. i'm light brown bitch.
wangstramedeous
March 29th, 2005, 01:30 PM
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wangstramedeous
March 29th, 2005, 01:32 PM
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absolute_deviation
March 29th, 2005, 01:34 PM
what up Negro??
Hitman
March 29th, 2005, 01:35 PM
Well i'm from here.. my parents are from Barbados. Got some fam in Canada also, I was going to take a trip up there this year but wtf.. it's cold.. I prefer the Florida heat.
Trustkill
March 29th, 2005, 01:46 PM
Mmmm...Barbados.....
I have the opportunity to go to Ocho Rios, Jamaica with two friends on the 16th of April but I dont have the $$$ to go. Poor me.
Oh, the two friends are female too....even though they're old high school friends I'd still feel pimp.
I wouldn't mind being your sloppy 2nds hitman, but I'm finished with doing dead girls....that are over 13 y/o.
Phat, I hope there's more to that story.
Hitman
March 29th, 2005, 01:54 PM
Ohh no.. if you went you know shit would happen, I bet you would have came back with the grand daddy of stories.. what happens in Jamaica - stays in Jamaica.:D
Sloppy seconds are ok.. i've been with 42 chicks and only one was a virgin.. 9 of them are dead btw, they shouldn't listened dammit.
Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 02:04 PM
Haha.. Man, I've got some black fam around Ontario... They're all from Barbados too. Hitman, you better not be fucking related to me.
Trustkill
March 29th, 2005, 02:06 PM
9 dead, shouldn't have listened or should've just shut the fuck up? Got the AIDs I'm guessing, at least you shared.
I've actually had two virgins and the similarities seem more than just coincidence: Both are named Angela, both are 100% Sicilian/Italian (whatever, same thing), both mothers are named "Carmela", both had the exact same car, both had the same little landing strip pubes, both had two brothers.....are all those things common enough to be coincidence or is there some bizzare connection that is somehow a riddle that holds that answer to everything and nothing? Bwah!!!! FUCK.
caregirl
March 29th, 2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Hitman
i've been with 42 chicks and only one was a virgin.. 9 of them are dead btw, they shouldn't listened dammit.
Any diseases yet? Or are you one of those guys who thinks he's too cool to get tested?
Docta Beeeer
March 29th, 2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by caregirl
Any diseases yet? Or are you one of those guys who thinks he's too cool to get tested? One of the guys? It's the whole damn pack!
Trustkill
March 29th, 2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
One of the guys? It's the whole damn pack!
HA! True. Plus, I'm not going to stop sticking my dick in pussy just because there's sores on it....or because I actually "care" about her.
Hitman
March 29th, 2005, 02:25 PM
lol guys.. btw Care, anytime I stick a skank I don't trust I get tested.. my doctor loves me.
I think i've been good with not getting diseases because I threaten my chicks.. it's not the ideal way but if you threaten to kill someone if you catch something then it causes them to be honest. Try it before the next guy gives you crab again.
caregirl
March 29th, 2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Hitman
Try it before the next guy gives you crab again.
I've been with 40 ppl less than you have, and that's why I've had crabs. and many other diseases for that matter.
Smapdey
March 29th, 2005, 04:49 PM
I've been with three virgins. YEAH.
Haha, Caregirl has crabs.
DanTheMan
March 29th, 2005, 04:49 PM
I'm a sad lonely virgin. *cries*
Hitman
March 30th, 2005, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by DanTheMan
I'm a sad lonely virgin. *cries*
http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/