Animals we love to hate

[Hitman]

What is it that irritates you the most about your pet. Does the lil fucker like scratch shit up or barks all night.. trash like that.

The thing that irritates me most about my cat is that the lil fucker is always around staring at me, usually when i'm in the mood to rub one off at that.. I simply can't rub one off with the lil fucker staring at me, so I kick him out the room.

[StormyPeak]

I try not to get irritated with my pets, after all, it was my choice...not their's that they are under my roof...so I just deal with their little 'quirks'...which fortunately are not all that bad.

Ashley, upon occassion, gets like a kitty 'alzhiemer's' episode or something....she'll act like she's lost and let out some extremely loud and persistant meows....almost like she's impatient or mad.
She doesn't do it often, but at least once or twice a week and sometimes in the dead of night. As she sleeps next to my pillow, it is very startling and painfull to have her suddenly meow at that kind of volume in my ear. Usually I can reach out and pet her a few times and she'll settle down.

Stormy

[Chimera[NL]]

My dog used to give me this really arrogant look whenever we had sex. Like he just wanted me for my body. Asshole. I still feel used.

[dante.hk]

I love to hate cats because it poked a hole in my monitor!

[Striker]

My cat always gets on my desk and starts knocking as much shit off as possible.

[Silence]

i hate when my cat sits on my couch, ( next to the desk where my pc at ) and stares me with its big yellow eyes and at night its even freakier cauz i cant see rest of the cat.. only the 2 eyes staring at me in the dark, oh and occasionally she decides to take a nap on my keyboard or on my damn pillow, just when i have my head on it and trying to sleep. but shes cool, she chases all the dogs off in the neighbourhood who walk in to our garden.

[zork97]

Such a misleading title for this thread.

[future man]

I don't make an effort to avoid cats in the road.

[dante.hk]

Originally posted by future man
I don't make an effort to avoid cats in the road.

[Kain]

I dislike it how my cat seemt to think 7 eighths of the bed are hers....

[REBEL_AU]

my dog tries to eat my pet birds.

[nineball16]

my cat doesn't really do anything

[Hitman]

My cat sleeps, eat, shit, and chills at the window all day.. I guess that doesn't count as anything.


" I dislike it how my cat seemt to think 7 eighths of the bed are hers...."

My cat is banned from my bed.. he suffers from Feline Separation Anxiety so the lil fucker can't be trusted when i'm away.

[tisl]

I don't have any pets anymore because they're useless. I used to have a cat. One day I came back from school and the entire house smelled like shit. I find the little bastard taking a nap while the entire room is covered with poop streaks. I think he shat in his box but he got some poop stuck to his tail, he panicked and ran all over the room then finally when he got tired he slept. After that I was forced to give the cat away.

[Hitman]

I find the little bastard taking a nap while the entire room is covered with poop streaks.


LOL.. dude that's a fucking riot.

I don't blame you for giving away the lil fucker, if my cat ever did some shit like that his ass would be donated to closest pound.. the same day at that.

[Odm]

My cat lives in another person's home and visits to eat our food and leave. Fucking cat...

[nineball16]

My cat always tries to dig a hole before doing a shit, no matter what. It even tries to dig through carpet, tiles, concrete, anything.

[future man]

I have this dog, he's 220 pounds with a 26 inch neck, and he drools more than anything you can imagine. This dog has somehow learned to open doors, when he was younger he would open doors to go shit in privacy, this was all of course carpet covered privacy and did not make anyone happy. That is all.

[wangstramedeous]

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[Downfall]

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[DCR]

my cat puked about a foot away from my face when i was sleeping a few weeks ago

[Darz]

Originally posted by DCR
my cat puked about a foot away from my face when i was sleeping a few weeks ago

Ah how cute...she was just trying to serve you fresh breakfast in the morning. Puke ala carte'!

[Docta Beeeer]

My parents adopted this wild dog a year or two ago, which we later ended up giving away... Anyway, that fucking dog hated me for some reason and would always growl. So we'd fight.

[farsimon]

I've got no beef with my cats. They sometimes bring in dead animals, but it's natural for cats, so I don't really get annoyed.
As long as they don't crap in my pot plants in my home, then I'm happy.

Every now and then my one cat comes crashing into the house and hides behind one of the chairs in my living room, and every time he's got some food item that he stole from someone's kitchen with him - anything left open - he even once raided one of my neighbors barbeque. I'm so proud of him.

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Docta Beeeer
Anyway, that fucking dog hated me for some reason and would always growl.
What u want from it , to come and jerk off with your leg ? and amuse you

[Docta Beeeer]

Originally posted by JerraMaya
What u want from it , to come and jerk off with your leg ? and amuse you
No, we adopted the dog... It was living in the woods for about a year by itself when they found him, and they think before that he was abused. I guess I looked like his old master, so he was always vicious with me.

[karny]

He could probably smell dog fucker a mile away.

[Ahriman]

Originally posted by StormyPeak
I try not to get irritated with my pets, after all, it was my choice...not their's that they are under my roof...so I just deal with their little 'quirks'...which fortunately are not all that bad.

Ashley, upon occassion, gets like a kitty 'alzhiemer's' episode or something....she'll act like she's lost and let out some extremely loud and persistant meows....almost like she's impatient or mad.
She doesn't do it often, but at least once or twice a week and sometimes in the dead of night. As she sleeps next to my pillow, it is very startling and painfull to have her suddenly meow at that kind of volume in my ear. Usually I can reach out and pet her a few times and she'll settle down.

Stormy

Is she spayed? Because she's most likely in heat then. My cat does it all the time, absolutely pisses me off, just had 5 of the ugly kittens I've ever seen a few months ago and once they were a month old she started being a whore again.

[StormyPeak]

Originally posted by Ahriman
Is she spayed? Because she's most likely in heat then. My cat does it all the time, absolutely pisses me off, just had 5 of the ugly kittens I've ever seen a few months ago and once they were a month old she started being a whore again.

Yeah, she's fixed...never had any kittens either.
I think she just sometimes wakes up and gets confused for a few seconds as things don't appear familiar to her. This is probably due to her being so old and also her dimming eyesight.

You should check with your local animal shelter or vets...sometimes those organizations have free or very low cost spay clinics. Even in my little town they do that so that spaying or nuetering a cat can cost $zero$ to $5.00 when you take advantage of those promotions. Much better than the $45.00 or more to have it done during a regular vet visit.

Your cat will be much healthier for it...not risking pregancy and diseases like feline lukemia, feline AIDS, or rabies.

Stormy

[BodomBeachTerror]

My dog just barks at stuff all day. Even inanimate objects. It thinks it is doing tricks but it really just annoys the piss out of me.