How would you kill the person above you?

[Downfall]

ok people, im bored. make this interesting!:D

[Docta Beeeer]

I'd pull off his wrinkly un-ironed pants, pluck out his girlfriend's unproportional eyeball, stick it in his mouth, then ram it in down his throat with my cock. Then I'd take his trousers and wrap them around his neck and hang him from a tree. Bitch.

[future man]

Choke him with his severed genitals?

[Hobbes874]

Wang jabbed straight to the brain through the eye?

[xenophage]

Hang him with his intestines and burn his family

[JerraMaya]

arm through the butthole and pullout everything from inside

[absolute_deviation]

by not posting here.

[TopSecretBoy]

Finger nail clippers to the jugular.

[Hitman]

Mouth fuck the bastard till he suffocates from sperm.

[halomizer]

place some c4 outside his door so when he walks out...booooomm.

[nineball16]

put his head under the back wheel of a jacked up car, rev, spin wheels, and lower jack

[REBEL_AU]

crap on his face from a helicopter shattering his skull.

[Kain]

During the night, Cement up his door and windows, paint over the new cement to look as though its just another part of the wall, if you lucky, they wont notice for a couple of years

[tisl]

I would use my blue 1h mace. It's a skull with a spike coming out of each eye socket. I'd just keep hitting him with it until I pass out from exhaustion.

[Smapdey]

I assume you're talking about God, he's already dead.

[Trustkill]

Take em on a boat Peterson style. There's sometihng about 100+ pounds of dead weight being dumped in the water that just gets my ass wet.

[Downfall]

i would resurect this thread, print it out, and then cut him ear to ear

[Phoosh]

Sorry to kill the thread, but NONE OF YOU PUSSYFISTED BITCHES WILL EVER KILL ME.

And downfall? How to kill him? I think I'd use a brainwashing device and make him try to suck his own dick till his neck broke.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Rip his genitals with a spork.

[Smapdey]

I would fuck him to death. I would fuck every part of him. Skull fuck, ass rape, maybe even break his shoulders and fuck him in between there, I would fuck him between his toes, in his eyes, ears, mouth and nose. I would fuck him dead.

[cr3am]

TRAIN TO AUSCHWITZ!

[King Speedy]

monkey up the ass, "Bruce Almighty"-style...

[Silence]

id tie him up and put him in a room with my neverstop naggin grandma. hed kill himself eventually.

[Phoosh]

I would fuck him to death. I would fuck every part of him. Skull fuck, ass rape, maybe even break his shoulders and fuck him in between there, I would fuck him between his toes, in his eyes, ears, mouth and nose. I would fuck him dead.

Dammit, I wish I was above smapdey

[karny]

Feed him to dirty old men with rabies and no teeth.

[Downfall]

simple..lock him in a room and deprive him of pudding....suicide would shortly follow

[burnart]

wow...looot of supressed anger here, you guys have some childhood trauma you want to talk about ?

I would make it easy, stab him in the stomach(sp?), watch, and let him bleed to death, in movies they say that thats the most painful way to die (The Jackal).

Or maby tie him up and let rats eat him alive, like the "Ice-man" or whats his name did...and maby tape it too, then Ill have entertainment later :)

[karny]

simple..lock him in a room and deprive him of pudding....suicide would shortly follow

This is true... a fate worse than death!

[Hobbes874]

Lock him to a chair and make him watch reruns of Will & Grace

[xenophage]

Lock him to a chair and make him watch reruns of Will & Grace

If he was gay he'd prolly enjoy that.

[Downfall]

but they are to witty and charming!

[Digital Pimp]

Lock him in a darkened room with nothing but a TV screen, a massive wattage surround sound stereo system playing nothing but Uwe Boll films, turned all the way up, all day and night forever.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

but they are to witty and charming!
Die!

[TopSecretBoy]

With napkins.

[xenophage]

Make him write for IGN

[Silence]

make im listen to britney spears "oops i did it again", 100 times in a row.

[Subservient Overlord]

I'd castrate him, fry them up, then give one to a pack of rabid bunnies. When they come for the other, I'll shove it up his ass and watch the bunnies tear him apart from the inside. :)

Hehehe, Now let's watch people scramble to see who can kill me first.

[Deviant]

starvem, gassem, burnem, then feed em to a flock of crows. Nazi style

[Ghost]

starvem, gassem, burnem, then feed em to a flock of crows. Nazi style
:eek: lol.

How would I kill Deviant? Hmmm... That's easy:

Lock him in a room with Subservient Overlord. Their stupidity combined would create an "atom-bomb-like" reaction which in turn would kill them both :D.

[Deviant]

:eek: lol.

How would I kill Deviant? Hmmm... That's easy:

Lock him in a room with Subservient Overlord. Their stupidity combined would create an "atom-bomb-like" reaction which in turn would kill them both :D.

I can tell im gonna like you aready Ghost, your witty sence of humor reminds me of someone, but I cant place who, hmmm

[Downfall]

id make him work like a code monkey till he ended up like the new guy in my sig

[Hobbes874]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA that gif pwns me!

[epsilon]

How I want us to kill Hobbes.

Let's grab hammers and bash his fucking teeth in. Let's glue sand paper to a metal ice-cream scoup and take his fucking eyeballs out. Cut off his nipples with broken glass. Screw bolts into his shoulders really slowly. Cut his body, except the head, into little pieces. Put the pieces into a small rubber pool and body slam it! Then come to his home and lie on all the furniture smearing his blood everywhere. Throw his guts around the floor.


jk, you're alright hobbes.

also a good way is to sow his asshole shut and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

[wmgreer]

Cut hs eyelids off, forcing him to watch every episode of Sailor Moon over and over again until he kills himself by chewing his own wrists.

[Smapdey]

Well, I would probably start by fucking her children dead in front of her. All of them. I would save the little one for last, then I would strap their broken, well violated bodies to her, and wait for her to die surrounded by the bodies of her spawn.

[Ghost]

Smapdey. Hmm...

I would feed him to pack of starving penguins. Then take his remains and mould them into a dildo so me and my dad have a new toy to play with.


See. It never really affected me. I just wanted you assholes to feel sorry for me. :D

[Hobbes874]

Rape him with a sandpaper condom in his anus and urethra until he bleeds to death (Which would be a very long time obviously).

[Kain]

Id give them some of the "Haitti Zombie Dust" and while there in there little semi conscious death like state, send his still living body to the morgue to have an ortopsy.