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boardryder
April 24th, 2005, 12:01 AM
Heh, anyone ever done this? You go in and they test chemicals and/or patches on a body part. I'm going in on the 25th to get my stomach shaved, then on the 28th they will put shit on it for 3hrs... and I get $125 for it!

StormyPeak
April 24th, 2005, 12:18 AM
I hope the probable rash doesn't spread to your neither regions.

Stormy

boardryder
April 24th, 2005, 12:38 AM
yeh, lets hope it stays on my stomach... but it's pretty funny, all of the applied material has be proven to work already. And I can go in twelve times a year... some pay about $400 for 6-7hrs... I can't help but feel like I'm a cheap-ass ho. sweet.

Hitman
April 24th, 2005, 12:43 AM
I had a rash before, it's still here though.. I just don't mind giving it to others.


I would never subject myself to some experiment.. well if it involved a new invisible cloak that would allow me to creep around unnoticed then so be it, I can think of one real good use for such a device. I would also possibably subject myself to test a all std anti-viral cream, yeah I would be able to rub some on the cahk and fuck something dead or alive without being able to catch a disease from it... simply brilliant.

boardryder
April 24th, 2005, 01:31 AM
That's great! I wouldn't mind trying it, after the first guy i mean... LOL! See, the cool part is that I live in Montana. Cause it's cool to live inside the butthole of the devil(aka george bush) fucking hick... but yeah, getting "experimented" on here is like getting water droplets on your stomach and getting $125 for it! I guess I'd be more worried if I were in Mexico...

Bigolli
April 24th, 2005, 01:56 AM
Wow! You've got to be one hell of a cheap prick to go through with something like this. Ever heard of "getting a job"? Lots of people do it, it's the fabric of our society. Give it a go!

PHAT_ASS
April 24th, 2005, 10:02 AM
well being a test subject does count as a job..... according to The Sims...

Kain
April 24th, 2005, 10:05 AM
You shouldnt have to worry to much about being experimented on....though keep an eye out for names like "Umbrella Corp" and "T-Virus".

Apart from that, Have fun ya Lab Monkey

boardryder
April 25th, 2005, 02:09 AM
LOL! And yeah, I do have a job. Please don't tell me to get a job when I work my ass off (like yourself) to slave away for hungry cock-suckers who think it's cool to come in five minutes till closing. I fucking hate cooking...

DCR
April 25th, 2005, 03:15 AM
They are going to merge you with Helios!

no_nonsense4857
April 25th, 2005, 06:27 AM
Sounds spooky man.

Never knew such a thing existed. What would you call the subject under test, guinea man???

But you can get a cool graphic card for that amt! (after a year that is....)

iplayguitar
April 25th, 2005, 06:35 AM
LOL! And yeah, I do have a job. Please don't tell me to get a job when I work my ass off (like yourself) to slave away for hungry cock-suckers who think it's cool to come in five minutes till closing. I fucking hate cooking...
hey, thats what i do to. it sucks ass.

Trustkill
April 25th, 2005, 06:39 AM
I'm glad this is the only contact I have with you.

boardryder
April 26th, 2005, 02:15 AM
HA! Guess what? I'm too fucking skinny to do the test! LOL! But there is another one coming up... this one deals with the arms and hands, and it lasts for five days... hmmmm... $250... ok, this may be where I draw the line since I'd have to ask for a vacation from work! aww fuck it, I make $10 an hour so blah... just got my fed taxes back also!!! :D

WhoGivesARatsAss
April 26th, 2005, 02:26 AM
I just hit sperm bank everymonth and get about 50 USD for it. The only thing disquieting is that there can be many WGARA's genes lurking around.

boardryder
April 26th, 2005, 02:35 AM
I should prolly check that out, I mean, that way you're pretty much set in the area of self preservation... :)