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Smapdey
May 13th, 2005, 11:53 PM
Ever notice how at the museum or the movies or whatever, they have castrated dinosaur models? I want to see some Jurassic Genitalia!
Smapdey
May 13th, 2005, 11:57 PM
Man, you dudes want to see some wild shit? Look at this photo!
JerraMaya
May 14th, 2005, 12:00 AM
hmmm those nips look familier .
Smapdey
May 14th, 2005, 12:00 AM
Dudes, that is one fucking amazing photograph.
HOLY SHIT. HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!
Smapdey
May 14th, 2005, 12:01 AM
Where did all those fucking teeth come from?
RAY16
May 14th, 2005, 02:39 AM
Aren't wangs all cartilage?
Chimera[NL]
May 14th, 2005, 05:56 AM
Voila.
RAY16
May 14th, 2005, 06:24 AM
']Voila.
Wow, you are the photoshop master.
Hitman
May 14th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Where did all those fucking teeth come from?
Don't know but if you give me $10,000 and a bottle of Vodka i'll break and kill the mother, then break his face, starting with the teeth.. WHAM, no more teeth.
Chimera[NL]
May 14th, 2005, 06:48 AM
Wow, you are the photoshop master.
Yeah I pwn with paint. I know.
Smapdey
May 14th, 2005, 08:21 AM
Man, I was really, really fargone last night.
wangstramedeous
May 14th, 2005, 08:27 AM
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Silence
May 14th, 2005, 08:29 AM
Nahh see you guys don't get it. Let the wang master enlighten you. Dinousours were not high enough on the evolutionary chain to the enjoy the pleasures of humping with personal dicks. See, to reproduce they transformed into giant peni while the women transformed into giant vagina. That's how dino bot was born.
http://www.melovegrimlock.fsnet.co.uk/Pictures/4DieCast/ProfileGrimlock.gif
you mean like them pokemons or something?
Trustkill
May 14th, 2005, 03:28 PM
That's fuckn GRIMLOK!!!! Grimlok mad!
Smapdey
May 14th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Rrrrrooooaaaaarrrr!!!!
dante.hk
May 14th, 2005, 08:08 PM
I'd hit it.
Striker
May 14th, 2005, 09:45 PM
God I love Atrip.
Yian
May 14th, 2005, 10:33 PM
That picture is awesome, Chimera. :D
DCR
May 14th, 2005, 10:42 PM
I'm sick
bxx
May 15th, 2005, 12:36 AM
BRAWWWR
http://www.furry.it/images/news/beast_wars/megatron_01.jpg
nineball16
May 15th, 2005, 12:48 AM
T-Rex!
http://www.quizdiva.net/ron-o-raptor.jpg
REBEL_AU
May 15th, 2005, 03:53 AM
jurrasic park would own if the dinosaurs started cock-slapping everyone.
JerraMaya
May 15th, 2005, 06:15 AM
Dinosaur + Cock = Penosorus
REBEL_AU
May 15th, 2005, 08:10 AM
wow. and J comes in and posts a cock.
why am i not surprised.
JerraMaya
May 15th, 2005, 10:19 AM
wow. and J comes in and posts a cock.
why am i not surprised.
Penosorus :mad:
tisl
May 15th, 2005, 02:39 PM
The girl on the left is really hot. I haven't jerked off in 4 days.
halomizer
May 15th, 2005, 02:59 PM
what made you think about dinosaur penises?
Smapdey
May 15th, 2005, 03:01 PM
I have no idea, but I was gone.
LynX
May 16th, 2005, 08:04 AM
Aren't wangs all cartilage?
No, they're all muscle.
Killer Klown
May 16th, 2005, 11:15 AM
While we're being scientific, dinos were supposedly related to birds - or reptiles - or both Whichever the case, none of these critters have cocks, or ever had cocks; they've got cloacas, which are kind of a... uh... chamber, which combines both excretory organs and the sexual functions.
To put it in language most folks would understand, poop and pee come out of the same hole - in females, eggs do as well, in males sperm does.
Hitman
May 16th, 2005, 11:55 AM
"they've got cloacas"
Kinda like an alligator or crocodile.. i've always wanted to stick my penis is one of those warm pockets.
REBEL_AU
May 16th, 2005, 12:16 PM
reptiles are cold blooded dude.
Killer Klown
May 16th, 2005, 02:06 PM
"they've got cloacas"
Kinda like an alligator or crocodile.. i've always wanted to stick my penis is one of those warm pockets.
You're probably not the only one, I guess. If there's a fetish, there's an internet site for it. But yeah, they're cold blooded - they're just as warm as the ambient temperature. Make sure your date's gotten some sun first.
Hitman
May 16th, 2005, 04:56 PM
i've always wanted to stick my penis is one of those little tight pockets.. is that better nerds.
nineball16
May 17th, 2005, 07:16 AM
you don't want to stick your penis in a reptile, you may not get it back. The reptile will have penis sandwich for lunch
Digital Limit
May 18th, 2005, 07:41 AM
So, uhh...
How exactly, now, do these beasts 'do it'?
Crap in one another 'til some eggs come out?
Killer Klown
May 18th, 2005, 04:06 PM
So, uhh...
How exactly, now, do these beasts 'do it'?
Crap in one another 'til some eggs come out?
Naw, usually the female lays the eggs, then the male spooges on 'em. Some of them, though, just rub up against one another until little packets of spooge get transferred