Need A Name

[wmgreer]

We just bought a siberian husky. It's a female, light gray, brown eyes. She's a pedigree. Got any suggestions? I was thinking Abby, but I haven't decided yet. And since she's a pedigree she needs at least two or three names, first, middle, and last.

[Smapdey]

Aye, I've got a great name! Slammy Blackfoot Woodrot! That's the type of name you get when you have style, class, and a big fuckin' evil labratory attached to yer fuckin' castle. It's a mad scientist dog, I tells ya!

[wmgreer]

well, when i get a mad scientist dog I'll keep that name in mind!

[TopSecretBoy]

Dee oh gee.

[Downfall]

just name em bad dog, thats what she will think her name is for a while anyway

[Hobbes874]

Anastasia is a good stripper name!

[Mechanerd]

I walked passed a chinese restaraunt today, there were skinned inside out dogs on hooks hanging in the window.

[Bhazard]

Sierra.

[iplayguitar]

deeoogie

[Downfall]

Marky Mark

[nineball16]

he a site full of names

http://www.puppydogweb.com/names/single.htm

[Digital Limit]

Monitor Mouse Cookie

[Silence]

want an evil dog? name her Electronic arts

[xenophage]

How about "dog"? It's got a nice ring to it

[Chimera[NL]]

How about 'none of your business'? Whevener someone's asks "Hey is that your dog? What's his name?" You can reply with "Yeah, that's none of your business"

Good times garanteed

[StormyPeak]

We just bought a siberian husky. It's a female, light gray, brown eyes. She's a pedigree. Got any suggestions? I was thinking Abby, but I haven't decided yet. And since she's a pedigree she needs at least two or three names, first, middle, and last.

What's the names of her sire and mom....(Dog and Bitch?) If it were thoroughbreds...it would be "sire and dam" : )

I don't know about dogs but with t-breds a lot of really good names are created by playing off the names of the parents. Also do the naming rules for this breed of dog have any other limitations beside needing 3 names. Some breeding/naming rules limit how long a name can be... ?

Stormy

[Chimera[NL]]

Fuck rules. "None of your fucking business", that's what it gonna be.

[farsimon]

']Fuck rules. "None of your fucking business", that's what it gonna be.
why not call it "shut the fuck up nancy"

[wmgreer]

What's the names of her sire and mom....(Dog and Bitch?) If it were thoroughbreds...it would be "sire and dam" : )

I don't know about dogs but with t-breds a lot of really good names are created by playing off the names of the parents. Also do the naming rules for this breed of dog have any other limitations beside needing 3 names. Some breeding/naming rules limit how long a name can be... ?

Stormy

sire's name--Demon Lee
dam's name-- Dixie Lane

[dante.hk]

I would name it Stupid. "Hey, get over here Stupid."

Classic.

[TopSecretBoy]

Shithead.

[LynX]

Dixie Demon!

Btw my dog is just called "Doggie". And my cat i call "Kitty". No need for brain cracking over names.

[Chimera[NL]]

why not call it "shut the fuck up nancy"

Look, the petnames they give you in the darkroom don't really go well in real life. Try to be more constructive farsimon.

[FATMAN]

how about Horny Little Bitch?? :D

[Smapdey]

BAD ASS MUTHA!!! Twice as fast as your ass!

[Downfall]

name him
Ezechial 25:17

[Roq]

I know, call him: Baffy Hardlog

[StormyPeak]

sire's name--Demon Lee
dam's name-- Dixie Lane

A siberian husky with the name 'Dixie' in it...lol...ironic.

And you need 3 names....

Here's a few, they might not be any use to ya, but perhaps they might spark a name you like. : ) Of course, registered names are usually different from the pet names people give their animals...

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Demon's Dixie Highway
Dixie's Demon Darling
Devil His Due
Demon's Mischievious Imp
Dixie's Dark Magic
Dixie's Voodoo Queen
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Based off of those suggestions... A good pet name might be "DeeDee". ;)

Stormy : )

[wmgreer]

A siberian husky with the name 'Dixie' in it...lol...ironic.

And you need 3 names....

Here's a few, they might not be any use to ya, but perhaps they might spark a name you like. : ) Of course, registered names are usually different from the pet names people give their animals...

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Demon's Dixie Highway
Dixie's Demon Darling
Devil His Due
Demon's Mischievious Imp
Dixie's Dark Magic
Dixie's Voodoo Queen
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Based off of those suggestions... A good pet name might be "DeeDee". ;)

Stormy : )

Demon's Mischievious Imp--that's pretty cool sounding.

I like Abby (Abigail) and Sierra. Any ideas on how to make these work?

[Smapdey]

Sierra Cement and Abby Normal

[Hitman]

Call it Doggie, Camron calls his bitches and his boys Doggie..

Doggie i'm from the land of crime
Pan pan gram or dime
Not toes or mc
When I say hammertime

[Ahriman]

I love Huskies, only dogs I could ever stand. Mine were all named after the Greek alphabet(alpha, beta, gemma) or star crap.

[Hitman]

Greek alphabet, like..

asshole
bitch
cunt
dick
european
fucker
german
homo
idiot
jew
killa
lame
muderer
nigga


Did you mean the alphabet like that?

[karny]

Trogdor!

[Downfall]

only if the dog can burminate

[StormyPeak]

Demon's Mischievious Imp--that's pretty cool sounding.

I like Abby (Abigail) and Sierra. Any ideas on how to make these work?


Well, for Sierra how about

High Sierra Sundog
(a sundog is caused by ice crystals...one sees them on the horizon or in the sky. They are kind of like a halo that has rainbow colors that shimmer - a halo would be good pun off the word 'Demon' )

and for Abby in a name.

The Beatles had Abby Lane Studios -- connection -->the dam's name is Dixie Lane.

So maybe something like

Abby's Penny Lane
(The Beatles song, Penny Lane, produced in Abby Lane Studios -- Also a really big stretch here :rolleyes: The sire is Demon's Lee. A penny has Abraham Lincoln on it....one of the Generals of the South that fought against his armies was General Lee. :D )

Stormy : )

[FATMAN]

simple just call her

Dixie Lee :p

some of the those names are pretty weird :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Shadow]

name him
Ezechial 25:17

It's spelled Ezekiel.

[tisl]

It's just a dog. I don't get this whole 3 name stuff.

Just name it something like "Pussy". So you can go to the park and then ask some really old dude "Wanna see my Pussy?" and then when he gets excited you show him the dog and he gets all depressed. Just don't do it in front of your kids or else they'll turn into fucked up rapists.

[StormyPeak]

It's just a dog. I don't get this whole 3 name stuff.

I know more about horse pedigrees and naming, but I'm sure it's the same with any purebred animal.

For regular dogs (mutts) giving it a name is only important to the owner....thus there have probaby been several million names like "Fido" "Max" and "Bandit" out there.

But with purebreds, there has to be a way to distinguish each dog as being unique....because people are tracking the pedigree. The genetic lineage of the animal and they can't have 30 "Fidos" show up on the pedigree paperwork in as many generations on the pedigree. No one would be able to tell if the "Fido" from 1972 was the Fido-champ or the Fido-chump....thus each animal has to have a different and unique registered name(s). In Thoroughbred racing the rules say a name can't be more than 18 characters long....and according to wmgreer, in siberian huskeys....they have to have 3 names...which I think is sensible since dogs reproduce in litters rather than just one foal at a time like horses and having more names would make it easier to find a unique registered name for the animal.

It also helps those who follow purebred animals because a lot of times with a famous sire, it's easy to spot their offspring.

In horses, there's a famous sire called Mr. Prospector (who's dam was named Gold Digger) - his male offspring which have also become sires...have names like Strike Gold, Jade Hunter, Treasure Cove....for a racing fan, seeing a horse with some reference to the mining or precious metels in it's name, usually indicates the horse might be a desendent of Mr. Prospector or one of his sons. The same probably is true for famous dogs in different breeds.

Stormy

[Digital Limit]

Michael Jay Herold.

[Chimera[NL]]

Manny Calavera

[wmgreer]

Well, she has a name now. It is Lady Abigail Sierra Winters.

Thanks for all the suggestions!!

[Smapdey]

IT WAS ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS!! ABBEY! NOT ABBY! I hate you and everyone that looks like you.

[Trustkill]

fuck dogs. annoying pain in the asses.

[Hitman]

Well, she has a name now. It is Lady Abigail Sierra Winters.

Thanks for all the suggestions!!


Oh no.. the poor dog got gayed.

[StormyPeak]

IT WAS ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS!! ABBEY! NOT ABBY! I hate you and everyone that looks like you.

Quit your bitching. You bitch worse than any one I've ever come across.

I didn't see you making any effort to put up any names that could help out...misspelled or not. A little joking around is fine, but from what I saw, few here took wmgreer's question seriously - fine if you want to put up funny answers, but I think a few serious ones to balance things out would have been a lot more respectful and helpful. So shut the fuck up about my spelling.

Stormy

[Hitman]

Quit your bitching. You bitch worse than any one I've ever come across.

I didn't see you making any effort to put up any names that could help out...misspelled or not. A little joking around is fine, but from what I saw, few here took wmgreer's question seriously - fine if you want to put up funny answers, but I think a few serious ones to balance things out would have been a lot more respectful and helpful. So shut the fuck up about my spelling.

Stormy

[instigate mode initiated] PWNT [instigate mode deactivated]

[tisl]

Well, that was unexpected.

[Chimera[NL]]

Wow. Where the hell did that come from?

[future man]

Quit your bitching. You bitch worse than any one I've ever come across.

I didn't see you making any effort to put up any names that could help out...misspelled or not. A little joking around is fine, but from what I saw, few here took wmgreer's question seriously - fine if you want to put up funny answers, but I think a few serious ones to balance things out would have been a lot more respectful and helpful. So shut the fuck up about my spelling.

Stormy

Yeah, he was so obviously serious, you dumbass. Weren't you leaving these boards?

[StormyPeak]

Yeah, he was so obviously serious, you dumbass. Weren't you leaving these boards?

And I wasn't obviously joking... ? ? ?

It's a two way street....

Stormy

[Smapdey]

Quit your posting. You post worse than anyone I have ever come across.

I'm sorry I do not masturbate to horse porn, and therefore am not well trained in the fine art of giving animals stupid names. "Abby Normal" is a far better name than "Devil His Due". That doesn't even make sense. From any standpoint. I know the sheer poetic brilliance of "Bad Ass Mutha" was probably too much for you to handle, but I assure you, if you want your dog to have a cool name, and not some fagass and misspelt name like, "Abby's Penny Lane", then you'd probably want to listen more to someone like me, that has good taste and an above room temperature IQ. Further more, only tools use the possessive as a first name, and why would you name it after Penny Lane anyways? Why not name it after one of their good, and well-known songs?

Between your awful dog names (Really, were you trying? It's a good thing you don't have children, because those fuckers would be miserable with whatever you decided to call them) and the fact that you continually post useless, and largely insipid e-mail forwards, you may qualify for the worst member on the forums. You talk about the most worthless shit. We all know you're an old hag that lives by herself (and until recently in a trailer) and owns a carpet business.

Further more, don't give me a speech about respect and decency. If you had any decency and respect for other people, you would stop posting or better yet, die.

Don't get upset with me because through my semi-decent education and intellect, I was able to spell a five letter word correctly from when I was ten and first heard "Abbey Road". We all know that you're an idiot, and we don't really expect much from you in the first place.

[tisl]

This is a lot more interesting than the fight going on at the homosexuality thread. Don't stop now.

[King Speedy]

anybody got any popcorn?

[Downfall]

i got cold pizza in the fridge

[Hitman]

I got a warm cock in my panties.

[StormyPeak]

.....am not well trained in the fine art of giving animals stupid names. "Abby Normal" is a far better name than "Devil His Due".

Abby Normal IS a race horse you dipshit.... (Abby Normal, sired by Seattle Slew out of Absentia by Raise A Cup). You probably thought you had a unique funny name there....it's a pun that's been around forever.

Devil His Due.... You've never heard the phrase "Give the Devil His Due" ?
If not you need to read more. Most intelligent, well read people could have connected Devil His Due as being a part of that phrase.

I know the sheer poetic brilliance of "Bad Ass Mutha"
Kennel Clubs / the Jockey Club or any organization with pedigreed animals, just don't accept any name as a registered name...you dumbshit. They have 'decency' rules that have to be followed. Wmgreer was looking for a REGISTERED NAME....or did that not register into your itty bitty brain.

misspelt name like, "Abby's Penny Lane"

The whole name thing was a pun....spelling wouldn't have mattered as much because most people would Say the name not spell it. If someone says a name like for example: Terry. Who's to know if it's spelled Teri, Terri, Terry, or Terrie - unless they are told? You are getting too hung up on typos...and misspellling...don't you have anything better to do with your life than have your asshole suck up tight every time you see a misspelled word or typo. ?

Penny Lane anyways? Why not name it after one of their good, and well-known songs?

Lets see I was alive when the Beatles were still a group...and you...you were probably in two parts...your daddy's sperm and your momma's egg. I think I know a little bit about the Beatles as I was there when they were introducing their songs for the first time. I can tell ya that Beatle fans enjoy Penny Lane...it's a step off the path of what they usually did and for that it makes it unique....so don't preach to me about a group and their music that you can only understand through the historical perspective and not because you were there as it happened.


Between your awful dog names (Really, were you trying? It's a good thing you don't have children, because those fuckers would be miserable with whatever you decided to call them) and the fact that you continually post useless, and largely insipid e-mail forwards, you may qualify for the worst member on the forums. You talk about the most worthless shit. We all know you're an old hag that lives by herself (and until recently in a trailer) and owns a carpet business.

I was having fun with the names, not trying to name wmgreers dog...but just set forth some ideas.

As for kids, I never wanted any, so I never worried about naming them. But if I had, I suppose Shane for a boy and perhaps a girl...I would have named her Amanda. : )

As for me being old, 41 isn't old, it's middle aged....go check the census records...most people don't die in their forties....many people live up into their 80's. Yeah, I own a carpet business - get up and go to work almost every day, it beats hell out of being on welfare and not having any pride by being a deadbead. Also, I'm sometimes a bitch, but I'm definitely not a hag. I have no shame in living in a trailer home either...millions of American's live in those, or worse, have no home at all...and to me worse than that...live in apartment complexes....little boxes stacked on top of each other having to listen to the sounds of doors being opened and shut all day, people stomping up and down halls and wondering if the dumb drunk fuck downstairs left something burning on the stove that will destroy everyone's stuff if before the fire department gets there. I'ld rather have my old trailer as it was set out on it's own land and away from the crowds - rather than live in an apartment putting up with that kind of bullshit.


Further more, don't give me a speech about respect and decency. If you had any decency and respect for other people, you would stop posting or better yet, die.
Don't get upset with me because through my semi-decent education and intellect, I was able to spell a five letter word correctly from when I was ten and first heard "Abbey Road". We all know that you're an idiot, and we don't really expect much from you in the first place.

Your second paragraph, totally undermined your first paragraph. It is a bit on the childish side to exclaim "stop posting or better yet, die"

Anyone with intelligence can see I show respect to people who deserve it. Obviously, you don't deserve it. I've babysitted 5 year old kids that have shown more maturity than you.

Also, here's another clue. Don't tell people what bothers you the most...it can be used against you - although, I thoroughly enjoyed the heads-up that I annoy you. :D It will give me great pleasure to continue to do so, and I'll be sure to use that to my advantage from now on. lol.

Now, someone pass me some of that popcorn, please. : )

Stormy ;)

[wmgreer]

Wow. that was , just wow.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

This motherfucking thread just rocked some serious balls. All these threads make me whack off to the anger in them.

[Smapdey]

I have this image in my head of this whiny fat woman, sitting on her ass, typing at a keyboard at some guy on the internet. Your insults sound like they come from a redneck woman. The type that gets real "know-it-all" like and starts mouthing off, until you just want to slug her in her fat neck with a full knuckle glory blast?

The sort of cunt that doesn't really understand when she's being mocked and ridiculed, and so she gets on the defensive like the bull dyke she is.

Of course, she had to go with the "I'm more mature than you because I have cobwebs in my vagina" approach. And I'm probably going to get called "kid" a lot when she gives another poorly written retort.

I don't know what your whole tirade against apartments was all about, but for a woman that probably lost her virginity to a hot dog, seem to get awfully high and mighty, on the dumbest things too, usually.

You also seem to take yourself too seriously, "It's a pun! Spelling doesn't matter! There are decency rules! I crave horse cock." You really don't get it, do you? Or better yet, probably can't realize when I'm not being funny, and when I'm being serious. Of course, Abbey Road refers to a specific place, Abby Road is shit, and this isn't being said, this is print. You claim to have a better understanding of the Beatles, yet you can't remember the spelling of their studio or of one of their greatest albums.

And what the fuck kind of name is Shane? I would kick the crap out of that kid for his faggot haircut. Not that it mattered what I did, chances are he would be illiterate and get addicted to Heroin at the first opportunity because he hated his cow of a mother.

And I guess the idea that I knew Abby Normal wasn't original, and was in fact an allusion to the movie "Young Frankenstein" slipped your mind.

I still hate you and everyone that looks like you, but I'm really stoned right now, so I could give a shit. Also, "babysitted" isn't a word. Only a redneck would say, "I sitted in that chair." It's a good thing you don't have a husband, then we'd see your sorry ass on cops after he decked you.

Seriously though, die.

[Hobbes874]

I got a warm cock in my panties.
Dude, like wtf.

[Chimera[NL]]

Man sometimes I wish English was my native language. Anyone care for a flame war in Dutch?

[Hobbes874]

Bring it on slut, with an online traslator by my side I could never fail!


De schoffelzak van Fucking!

[Chimera[NL]]

Je mot je muil houwe!

How you like them apples?

[Hobbes874]

Wat? De laatste twee woorden kwamen niet zo door

[Chimera[NL]]

De tweede ook niet als ik het goed heb. Of Googletranslation is wel heel erg goed. Mooie zin trouwens Hobbes. Goeie grammatica ook trouwens. Maar goed je moeder en ik he, je weet het. Ik boekte haar natuurlijk ff flink hard, mooie tijd kan ik je vertellen.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Fucking Hijackers.

[Phobo]

Here's a name, Side Show Bobby

[sideshowbob]

Hey.... Calling me a dog, esse?

[StormyPeak]

I have this image in my head of this whiny fat woman, sitting on her ass, typing at a keyboard at some guy on the internet. Your insults sound like they come from a redneck woman.

This is because you are stoned. LOL.

I'm from IDAHO...numbnuts. Of course I'm a bit of a redneck.
Everyone here is, if you're not, then they kick the loving shit out of ya for being an asshole. (as everyone here knows - anyone not a redneck is an asshole) :p

The sort of cunt that doesn't really understand when she's being mocked and ridiculed, and so she gets on the defensive like the bull dyke she is.

Also laughing at this.
1. How is it I am the one who doesn't understand when someone's joking with me with their little tirades yet many of you mis-read my comments as being totally serious? I laugh at most of the shit I read on this board and I can see how everyone likes to take jabs at one another.

2. I rather think it would be hard to forget one's sexual orientation....unless one was stoned. Which I'm not, btw....and just clarity here, I'm most definitely heterosexual. : )


Of course, she had to go with the "I'm more mature than you because I have cobwebs in my vagina" approach. And I'm probably going to get called "kid" a lot when she gives another poorly written retort.


There's maturity and then there's age. I have ya on both in those departments. I don't have cobwebs in my vagina, but I'm beginning to wonder if you have some in your head. :D


I don't know what your whole tirade against apartments was all about, but for a woman that probably lost her virginity to a hot dog, seem to get awfully high and mighty, on the dumbest things too, usually.

You live in an apartment?

I would rather be 'trailer trash' as some have called me here...trying to make it sound like living in a trailer is a bad thing. At least one's in one's own home - not connected wall to wall with someone else's place...might as well live in a friggin motel...uhgg... I would take the trailer any day over an apartment.


You also seem to take yourself too seriously, "It's a pun! Spelling doesn't matter! There are decency rules! I crave horse cock." You really don't get it, do you? Or better yet, probably can't realize when I'm not being funny, and when I'm being serious. Of course, Abbey Road refers to a specific place, Abby Road is shit, and this isn't being said, this is print. You claim to have a better understanding of the Beatles, yet you can't remember the spelling of their studio or of one of their greatest albums.
And you can't seem to get past the idea of a typo.... I type very fast, and for a message board, I'm not going to go back at proof-read.

If this was something going into a local magazine or paper....yeah, I would be more apt to double check for shit like that. I can also honestly say, you too, don't seem to get it when I'm funnin' with ya, or when I'm serious. Mostly my posts are a blend of both....and maybe that's just to subtle for ya... I'll try to define them a bit more from now on.


And what the fuck kind of name is Shane? I would kick the crap out of that kid for his faggot haircut. Not that it mattered what I did, chances are he would be illiterate and get addicted to Heroin at the first opportunity because he hated his cow of a mother.
Shane beats the hell out of names like Eugene, Arnold, or the more common John, Joe, or Jim. Shane is a simple, good solid name and doesn't leave the kid sounding like a geek or like one of the sheep like some names do.

I can tell ya that most kids name 'Derrick' were born in the early 1980's, as were those named "Megan" and "Mindy" I hate 'trendy' names.....where the parents are trying for something no one else has...yet 1/2 a million babies got named that name in the same year, names like Skylar, or River or Shantel, or Rainbow.....

And, to address the last comment. I doubt any kid I have would hate me, I can only say that because I know my neices don't....they think I'm a great aunt. : ) I never wanted kids, but if I had them, I would be a great mom : )


And I guess the idea that I knew Abby Normal wasn't original, and was in fact an allusion to the movie "Young Frankenstein" slipped your mind.

I saw Young Frankenstein the year it was release....actually watched it at a drive-in...not a showhouse....but most of you probably have never been to a drive-in....they've torn so many of them down over the years. : (

And, yeah, I did slip my mind that the 'Abby Normal' joke was a part of that movie. It's been probably 8 years since I last saw Young Frankenstein, might be due for another viewing...thanks for the reminder.
Also, I brought up the horse "Abby Normal" because I thought it was ironic that you chose the name of a race horse...lol.


I still hate you and everyone that looks like you, but I'm really stoned right now, so I could give a shit. Also, "babysitted" isn't a word. Only a redneck would say, "I sitted in that chair." It's a good thing you don't have a husband, then we'd see your sorry ass on cops after he decked you.

It's ok if you hate me....because I realize it's only because you're stoned. If you ever come out of that state, then you'll realize I'm very easy to like. : )

Never wanted a husband.

I ended up living with 3 different fellers at different times in my life....one of them was a cop...btw. Of the three, only one of them, hit me.

Once - and that was it.

I did love him, but I left him...inspite of him begging me not to - said that he was sorry and loved me, and all that crap.

But I'm smart enough to know that if they hit ya once they'll do it again...and I'll never be anyone's punching bag.

I had fights with the other two guys I lived with, but neither of them ever raised a hand to me. I'm still on good terms with all of them, I talk to them every so often, and my cop friend who lives in a different town drops in a number of times though-out the year....just to keep the cobwebs at bay. ;) We like each other....but not enough to want to live together again....at least not at this point in our lives.

And Seriously...Smapdey... I hope you have a Nice Day :)

Stormy

[farsimon]

quickly where's nancy?
come show them how it's done!




...Vuile vieze gore teringlijer

[Digital Limit]

This thread was great until Simon showed up.

[farsimon]

This thread was great until Simon showed up.
me getting to you claudia...

*ahem* name calling and such *ahem*

[Chimera[NL]]

Haha, this is some funny shit. Everywhere this fool goes flamewars break out.

O and congratulations on the cusswords farsi, that really impressed me. Well except for the fact that you got them wrong. It's ok though.

[tisl]

First badass Indian food for lunch, then 2 hours of Battlefield 2, and now this thread. Today is awesome.

I didn't know old people could pwn this well.

[Trustkill]

I have this image in my head of this whiny fat woman, sitting on her ass, typing at a keyboard ........

That whole rant illustrated verbatim what I always thought. Bravo.

[Digital Limit]

That whole rant illustrated verbatim what I always thought. Bravo.

[Smapdey]

That was the lamest flame ever. First you started out talking about how I was stoned, despite the fact that you have no real, or little experience with cannabis, and so you really don't know much about being stoned, or the many different highs you can get with the wonderful green. No one can forget their sexual orientation. Even when they are stoned out of their fucking head, you do not "forget" your sexual orientation. And I hate you more when I'm not high.

Then you continue to treat me like an inferior, which is entirely predictable. Little kids assume power and control based on how old they are. Saying that you are suddenly wiser simply because you've lived longer is bullshit. Saying that you are more intelligent because you've lived longer is even more bullshit. My education is better than yours, my social upbringing is more elegant than yours. "Babysitted" is not a typo, you would have said "babysitted" had this been a conversation, any experience reading into someone's writing with even a basic grasp of psychology would render this conclusion. You sound like a moron throughout your writing. In fact, if you want to beat me on intelligence, we can have that slug out too. Name any scientific or philosophical field, and I will be able to debate with you on it. Simply put, I learn faster than you, I assimilate knowledge quick enough to not wind up the owner of a shitty carpet installer in a shitty town in Idaho with an ex-boyfriend that hit me for being a cunt.

And your cop friend is okay fucking you because he knows that his friends won't find out. As we all know, fat chicks are only fun until your friends catch you. The reason that he settles for you instead of say, a sheep, is that you're harder to move than the sheep, and therefore involve less prep work to prevent from being pushed away by a hard slam. That's really what all guys have thought about you. "Easier to fuck than a sheep." And that's why they put up with it. No one really likes slamming home on something that reminds them of the old milk cow that their grandfather used to own, with it's rolls of fat, lazy demeanor, and saggy tits. In fact, that's how Daddy was able to avoid buying livestock, he could always get the same experience by making you bite down on a belt while he pounded your gigantic ass from behind.

And you're probably hairy enough to make the handholds feels like you've got a farm animal underneath you as you stick your cock in this thing's ass. And you probably grunt like the pig you are.

That's what the whole race horse thing is about, isn't it? It's just sexual want and desire from one beast to another. It's pure sexual selection, straight out of a biology text book.

You'd be a good mother if the little snotnosed brats came out of your cunt in a litter, which I'm at least half-convinced would happen. So congratulations, once you find a way around the post-zygotic isolation, you'll be the biggest bitch in the county, hardier than a bull mastiff, with a pile of equally unattractive puppies leaking out of her gaped snatch. You'll be a great mother as you chew through the umbilical cord yourself, and then eat the placenta.

And no, I don't live in an apartment, but I will live in a dorm room soon. The sad part is that my dorm room, with its milk crate furniture, and near constant binge drinking atmosphere, is nicer than the shithole you live in. My empty liquor bottles will be nicer than your flower vases, and my bong will look nicer than anything in your entire house.

And what are you gonna do now? Talk about how I'm immature simply because I'm younger than you? Try to say that my gross exaggeration isn't true? Say that you know about marijuana when you just wrote from the perspective that gets nearly every fact wrong about the substance? I bet you'll do the same thing you've been doing, examine what I've said point by point, and take what you have nothing to say to out, and only respond to half of the message.

In short, I think you're a simple, ugly cow woman, that fucks animals as well as gets fucked like one while continually trying to put on the charade of being a successful and professional woman, who only talks about her age because she regrets where she ended up, and would kill to be young again like I am, and not fuck up as bad.

I'm glad you don't want kids, it weeds you out of the gene pool, and helps move our population one step closer towards salvation. The idea of any more of you is disgusting, as one is already way too many. I guess we could hook them into a yoke and pull a wagon if you did manage to fart any out of that leaky, saggy piece of throw-back meat you seem to think constitutes a vagina.

[Digital Limit]

The best post ever.

[StormyPeak]

Smapday, after reading that last post, all I can say is you seriously should consider writing fantasy fiction.

As for education...yeah one might go to better schools and such, but that doesn't mean they have greater intelligence. (As the garbage in your post has proven to me).

Being born rich, just makes you someone who sucks off the tit of those who already worked hard for the money.

Me, I'm proud of the fact that I wasn't handed things on a silver plater, that I used my intelligence to find a way in this world and make something of myself.

I've learned a lot on my own, without someone shoving me through a private school system. I've spent many hours reading the classics - name it and I've probably read it...and not because some rich school's literature department told me I had to do so.

I also learned on my own, how the stock market works, and I've invested what little money I could over the years, and now have a nice home on a 1/4 acre lot, and also a decent sized portfolio of stocks and mutual funds. Again, all from my hard work and my own self education - and my natural intelligence.

I'm a business owner and I'm proud of that....I've made something of nothing in my life.

Everyone that has a house has to have flooring. I don't just sell carpet...but all kinds of flooring, tile, hardwood, laminate, vinyl....do you think that stuff just magically appears on the floor? It has to come from somewhere....and I found a nitch in the market here and made something of it.

You will probably cruise through life with your preppy friends and think you've accomplished something because you finished out some fancy schooling that will allow you to become a suit somewhere in a big corporation - when in reality, that's not an accomplishment made because you used your intelligence....you just did the required steps...it wasn't because you did anything extra hard to get there....you started out with something and ended with something...that's easy to do.

So if you think flaunting your richness and education in front of me makes me feel bad, it doesn't. I have the pride that goes with knowing I know just as much as you do and I seriously think in many ways, I know more than you all without the benefit of all of momma and poppa's monies being spent on me to make me that way. I took my own steps in life and figured things out for my own...no one showed me how. You will never be able to enjoy that feeling of self-pride because you will always have your money there to pave the way for you and make life easy.

Also, I could have joined MENSA if I had wanted to - didn't want to pay their membership fee. Out of curiousity I took their test once, and passed it with flying colors. So technically, I'm a genius. My mental strengths are more along the lines of logic /puzzle solving, / finding logical conclusion to problems...and my weakness are math and geometry....but I'm still good enough at those to be considered above average.

As far as a debate... hmmm... I thought that was what we were doing...yet I stayed in 'reality' / and yet at the same time tried to make it humorous, and fun.

And you, all you could do is spout out 'fantasy' bullshit and played around in the septic system of you mind to dredge up your flames...which is appropriate I suppose - since methane is a by-product of shit - which is what your post was filled with from start to finish.

Stormy

[Smapdey]

After reading your last post, you should consider disconnecting the internet from your house. And that flame had as many funny moments as your cat has years left to live.

You've managed to turn into the type of grand success that argues with teenagers on the internet. And with your natural "intelligence" and in a quick show of how well-read you are, you managed to misspell niche and use it incorrectly in a sentence. But who cares?! You're a genius! You passed the Mensa tests!

I remember when I passed those Mensa tests too. I was eight.

Only some sort of toothless hick says "momma" and "poppa". And monies isn't a word. You'll probably complain to me about how I can't get over typos, but you're a genius and I expect that you would sound slightly more eloquent and urbane than some sort of drunken trailer trash woman that sits on her fat ass and watches shitty talk shows all day.

But you know, you're a genius! I'll remember what a failure I am in life when I'm having an attractive woman (it's okay if you don't know what this means) blow me by my 1/4 acre swimming pool, outside my mansion.

You're right though, I'm never going to mature into what you have amounted to because my parents gave me an education instead of the occasional ass full of semen or black eye.

And yes, I thought that flooring magically appeared in my house. In fact, I was convinced of it. Thank you for clearing that up.

Hey, my dad started with thirty-five dollars in his pocket when he came out of college (it's a place where you learn things, you've probably seen this word in reader's digest once or twice, that's what it means!) and has since turned into a millionaire roofer with two porsches, the ability to pay for his kid's educations, two houses, and family that loves him. Although he never seems to find time to argue with kids on the internet. I think he might be a failure as a result. You're a genius, can you tell me if he is?

So what's your next flame going to be? More life lessons from grandma? Are you going to tell me about how you used to walk to school in the snow? Or the time you got VD from your uncle's tractor? And can I get more inane and downright absurd lessons in chemistry? Did you think that a genius would somehow work methane into the post, and so you had to too?

Stormy, give it up, your flames are lame, you're taking all of this way too seriously, and you're going to wind up taking all of this out on your dog or something, and I'm against animal abuse, unless of course that animal happens to be you.

I bet the whiny voice that gives these asinine retorts in real life is what made that man hit you. He probably still thinks it was the best thing he ever did.

[Trustkill]

The truth:

[dimsum411]

Round 3 - Fight!
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[tisl]

It's getting rough on the internet

[Digital Limit]

You two should do a standup routine.

[StormyPeak]

Smaday, your dad (or should I say Father, in a hoity toity accent) went to college - that right there shows he or his family had money.

I don't believe for an instant that his $30.00 plus bucks was all he had in life after he stepped of the campus grounds. Like you, he more than likely had parents that funded much or most of his way through his schooling....and you are sucking on his tit...his financial tit and will for the rest of your life unless for some reason he totally disowns you.

That so called money he had was probably what was left of his weekly allowance that good old Mother and Father sent to him. It just makes his story sound good to say he exited collage with $35.00. And if you believe that story from your old man, I know of a bridge in New York I can sell you.

The real fact about life is...poor people...really poor people...don't have the money for collage. Even with grants or loans very few can afford collage.

I know because I have a sister who is trying to do so....she's trying to get her nursing licence, it's a four year course. But, because she's 45 years old, not an athlete or some nerdy kid who got some academic scholorships out of some high school program, there are very few grants for someone like her and loans can only go so far.

You don't live in the real world...the world where everyday people struggle through life. So I don't give a fuck about your opinion, because you are indeed a snot nosed rich kid who doesn't have a clue about anything being hard in life except for your puny little hairless dick.

Also, I have already mentioned I don't proof read my message board stuff, so going over each and every bit of misspelled, typo, or slang I use is again a bit anal on your part.

And btw, "monies" is a Real word you dipshit.

From Merriam Webster Online:

Main Entry: 1 mon·ey
Pronunciation: 'm&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural moneys or mon·ies /'m&-nEz/

LINK To Online Dictionary:
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=monies

Silly boy.

Stormy

[Downfall]

It's getting rough on the internet


at least this is better than chimy and farismon little lovers spat

[Smapdey]

Are you just jealous that life is easy for me because I'm better looking, come from a decent family, have a better education, and will generally skate through life while animals like you toil away at the bottom, doomed to a life of hardship and failure?

Yes, I would say you are. It's okay, to be jealous though. I'm a human being, and you're something that resembles what happens after a pig is maliciously raped by a bulldog, only with more drooling.

As for the "monies" incident, I speak the english language like a person speaks it, and not the grunty half-language an animal like you speaks as you eat from your trough and sleep in your feces.

Of course, I'm arguing with some sort of ugly, overweight (as this is the only point of mine that you haven't attempted to refute I'm going to assume that it is entirely true) old woman who lives on her own in a miserable house with other revolting animals. The neighbor kids insist she is a witch, and that if you step in her yard, she will eat you.

I like the fact that my dick is hairless. Like the actual penis part. I don't know what kind of gorilla men you get rail roaded by, but those of us that don't eat rats usually don't have hair on the actual penis part.

And I'll remember your sob story when my kind are running the world, and you're nothing but a sad old woman, all alone in her house, attempting to argue with kids on the internet because she's some big success story that went from nothing to pretending like she has something.

You're a pathetic, whiny cunt, who just wastes more of the resources the rest of us has to use as she stuff her face with another piece of overly fried meat, and then sprays half of it across the table as she starts to tell you how you're wrong for being born into a situation you can't change. With pores on her face big enough to stick your thumb into, and a double chin so large it makes the hippos are the zoo feel like they're getting a new cellmate, she says in some high-pitched and obnoxious voice, "I DIDN'T HAVE MONIES FROM MY POPPA!" You begin to wonder how her kind ever learned how to walk upright in the first place, and then realize very shortly after that they didn't, and she's only pretending to belong to the species the rest of us are proud members of. When she finally passes on, her coffin is exactly like the house she spent most of her time in, a double wide, and the only things that show up are other relieved farm animals. Everyone is thankful she never got knocked up, as they don't want to have to watch this sad story over again, whales were never meant to walk on land. With so many rolls of blubber, it was almost funny, but mostly sad to watch her attempt to move, the only real action performed was her grabbing another handful of fatty foods and jamming it down her throat like some sort of sloppy and yet well rehearsed surgical manuever.

You have been weeded from the gene pool. You have been selected not to continue to pollute the population with your kind. While the system promises me the resources to attempt to correct the problem you have given us, with other good looking children, that get good educations, and continue the cleansing cycle.

You have been nothing more than a bottom feeder your whole life, the creature that eats other animals' shit, as it sits in darkness and leeches off of the table scraps that are deemed unsanitary by others. A truly disgusting beast, not worthy of the light and life that are squander and perish in its presense.

[Digital Limit]

The real fact about life is...poor people...really poor people...don't have the money for collage. Even with grants or loans very few can afford collage.

Stormy

Odd, I could swear glue and paper wasn't that expensive these days; then again, you did say 'really' poor.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Holy mother of.. I am so totally in love with this thread. When is the next post? When is the next post? When is the next post DAMMIT!

[Digital Limit]

They should charge admission, haha.

[Hobbes874]

I don't believe for an instant that his $30.00 plus bucks was all he had in life after he stepped of the campus grounds. Like you, he more than likely had parents that funded much or most of his way through his schooling....and you are sucking on his tit...his financial tit and will for the rest of your life unless for some reason he totally disowns you.
My dad grew up in the lower middle class of Philadelphia with three brothers, so he obviously wasn't spoiled and my grandparents didn't have a lot of money. Recieved a High School deploma and moved to California, where he became a full time drunk and was basically caught asleep on the street by the police everyother night. However many years went by he finally realized that life as a drunk wouldn't get him anywere so he decided to join a local community college, which was basically free for any resident at that time. He hated the school and dropped out, soon to be picked up for the military cause in Vietnam, spent a few years there, survived (obviously) and came back to the states and enrolled into CSU at Chico under military bonds and didn't have to pay a thing the entire time. He worked at HP for awhile, moved to Albuquerque, worked for the National Laboratories and retired at age 45, before I had even left grade school.

So it isn't entirely impossible that Smaps dad left college with only $35, my dad is proof that back in the day a good education didn't cost a whole lot.

[future man]

Yeah, my dad washed dishes at an asylum, and made it throught school. He left home at 16 or something, mainly because he was an even bigger fuck up than I am.

He never graduated high school either, I guess UNCA would take you based on some test scores way back then.

[Trustkill]

True true....a friend of mines parents are Armenian immigrants. His father delivered pizza for a couple years and then got into the construction business. While he was there he got enrolled at Rutgers University (local school) and got an engineering degree. Fast-forward 20 years - He's selling his current house right now....for only $1.8 million.

[Smapdey]

The truth behind my father getting through college, his father was a college president at a number of places, and couldn't not pay for his child's education. But that was it, once you left the house, you got cut off, and at the time, my grandfather was in a state of decline, the money was running out. When dad got his degree, he was a room service delivery man at a local hotel, and starving thanks to rent, utilities, and all of the other shit that you have to pay for. So he asked his friend to show him how to start shingling. So he started putting shingles on houses, and eventually turned that into a company, and it has grown into one of the better roofing contractors in the southwest. All through hardwork, and with little money. Only reason I have cash is because he earned it. I've held a job for a long time too, every summer since before high school I worked, and starting in tenth grade, I worked every day but Sunday and the occasional vacation, and balanced that with schooling, and maintained fair enough grades, and scored high enough to get to go to a lovely school in Wisconsin, where I'll learn how to write, get internships, and eventually move into writing fiction. I've got blue color roots too Stormy, only my parents really did make it big.

[StormyPeak]

The truth behind my father getting through college........

....I worked every day but Sunday and the occasional vacation, and balanced that with schooling, and maintained fair enough grades, and scored high enough to get to go to a lovely school in Wisconsin, where I'll learn how to write, get internships, and eventually move into writing fiction. I've got blue color roots too Stormy, only my parents really did make it big.

Well, I must say, that was an excellent post, and unless you are the biggest bullshitter on this board...it seems sincere. ;)
So, I just can't say anything bad about it - Good for your dad, and your family. It is the American dream.

I'm working on my American dream too.
My dream wasn't ever really to own a mansion or a sports car, I just wanted a nice home, and a vehicle that will get me up to some of those mountain lakes that dot the mountains that surround my valley.

I got my own a real house, now. and it has a large enough bufferzone (yard) to keep me away from the neighbors and I've succeded there. I hate feeling crowded....that's why I don't like cities...even though the means to make money there would probably be a lot more easier than in this sparsely populated valley.

Next I'm working on the other little things in life that I'll be wanting...a nice whirlpool spa/hot-tub outside my house - so I can sit in it in the middle of winter, nice and warm and drink some wine and look up at the stars. : )

I also want a riding lawn-mower, eventually a new car, and perhaps that Harley that I by-passed recently, in order to get my dinette set...lol.

I'll keep working at my flooring store, and studying the stock market - shoving as much monies in there as I can afford to do and hope the portfolio keeps growing so I can use the interest to pay for some of my 'little luxeries'. : )
So far this year, with my 'extra' monies, I've been able to get new windows for my house...to be installed in about two more weeks. And, a few days ago I splurged and bought a solid bronze peice of artwork....that set me back by $2,300.00 - the most I've ever paid for anything frivoulous...but it sure looks fucking great on my piano...lol. It's something I couldn't have been able to afford say 3 years ago....so I feel that my life is improving...when I can dump that much on a non-essential thing like that and not stress about spending the money....although I still tense up a bit thinking about how much I did spend...I'm just not into the habit of it...... Yet. :p ;)

Striving to 'get there'

[farsimon]

you forgot to sign off

[StormyPeak]

you forgot to sign off

Got distracted - the phone rang, so finished my last sentence and posted as my DSL is still sending me to an error page after about 10 minutes of me not doing anything on the net.

And once it does that, I can't go back using the back button. :mad: I didn't want to lose my post because of that, if I ended up on the phone for more than 10 minutes - thus no signature. : P

Stormy

[Kain]

Wow, what can you really say after listening to two people bickering on the net.

Firstly, StormyPeak, I my self often enjoy reading your posts, but your going to have to learn how to deal with children that are just out of reach of a Back hand.

Some times you can say alot more, when you say nothing at all

and Smapdey.. at one point i found your comments funny, but i find nothing sadder then some one saying, im smarter then you, over the net. Im not trying to say you dont have a good education and so forth, but if you try to rub it into someones face, it only sounds childish.

But please, dont allow my simple opinions to interupt you continual bickering, by all means, continue to demean yourselves with your continual banter, but remember as the old saying goes, Argueing on the net is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded

[StormyPeak]

Wow, what can you really say after listening to two people bickering on the net.

Firstly, StormyPeak, I my self often enjoy reading your posts, but your going to have to learn how to deal with children that are just out of reach of a Back hand.

Some times you can say alot more, when you say nothing at all

and Smapdey.. at one point i found your comments funny, but i find nothing sadder then some one saying, im smarter then you, over the net. Im not trying to say you dont have a good education and so forth, but if you try to rub it into someones face, it only sounds childish.

But please, dont allow my simple opinions to interupt you continual bickering, by all means, continue to demean yourselves with your continual banter, but remember as the old saying goes, Argueing on the net is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded


I'm sure there will at some time be another round of stuff...but you know, I'm not mean hearted...and my posts are mostly 'tongue in cheek'.

I know tone of voice is impossible to determine over the internet...but if I'm dead serious about something I will make that clear as crystal - without any doubt I'm not kidding about things.

If in doubt about any of my posts that might appear a bit on the ornery side...just remember to rethink things and know that I'm ribbing the other person out of fun - not malice.

I don't bear anyone here any ill-will.
(unless they fuck with me. ;) )
just kidding :p

Stormy :)

[Smapdey]

That was fucking lame. What kind of give up shit was that? Fuck you and everyone that looks like you. Yours flames are like you, unimaginative and shallow. The last thing anyone wanted to hear about was your personal fucking finances. Here's something money can't buy: Charm, style, good looks and the ability to abuse people into getting what you want. I'm going to continue to watch people like you act as stepping stones to my inevitable success, and when you're buried in a pine box, I'm going to be dining in my mansion, while your kind toils in the streets.

And maybe if your relative had studied in high school and got her shit together she would be a nurse instead of a fucking poor cunt like you.

And as for Kain, why don't you shut your dumb aussie ass up before I make you shut your dumb aussie ass up? Huh, cunt? I don't want to hear your shit about the internet and social interaction. Next time you feel like sharing your idiot opinion, go suck a big fat kangaroo dick instead. Believe me, he'll care more than we will.

No wonder the British didn't want you assholes. Bunch of cunts.

[tisl]

I'm with Kain

[wmgreer]

This is fun!

[Hobbes874]

I'm with Kain, you guys look like total fuckng tools at this point, someone need to drop it, or better yet lock the thread.

[Smapdey]

You're all a bunch of pussies.

Seriously, I just wanted to keep the fight going in the end. No takers. Faggots...

[MrBored]

Smapdey, your childish flaming is starting to sound retarded, why don't you give it a rest and try acting like a normal human being for 5 minutes? Stormy made the mistake of trying to have an arguement when all you were interested in was name calling, something which you should have grown out of in grade 1. Try give some respect to hard working americans every once in a while, without them the wealthy couldn't live such easy lives.

Were you looking for something like that? I'm bored as usual :/

[Phobo]

Here's another name, Charles Montgomery Burns

[Smapdey]

You faggot Mr. Bored, why don't you get out of AIDS country and make me?

Seriously, most these flames were just for the sake of flaming, I really didn't care that much. Just fun to write them.

[MrBored]

heh, I'd love to. Get out of AIDS country that is, meh... *yawn* sleep...

[Digital Limit]

As stated, his entire post was obviously flaming for the sake of flaming. If you took any of it seriously, you're an idiot.

[Smapdey]

I love Digital Limit. Seriously. This kid is my choice for my job when I die.

Wheeee! Tequila!

[Digital Limit]

I can now die peacefully.

[future man]

OMG OUNCE OF HYDRO AND NO PARENTS FOR TWO WEEKS, WEEEEEEE

[Hobbes874]

Holy shit, that reminds me. I need to buy a lot of weed, my parents and bro are gonna be outta town for a week.

[Smapdey]

Dude, the shit I have been smoking has been so powerful that you wake up stoned. Jesus christ. If you want, I can give you the name of my contact, but he's out right now. I've still got a quad.

[wangstramedeous]

lol.


+1

[MrBored]

As stated, his entire post was obviously flaming for the sake of flaming. If you took any of it seriously, you're an idiot.
Was any of that directed at me?

[future man]

Shut up, we've moved the discussion to something harmless and friendly, like pot.

[Chimera[NL]]

Pussies, my new shipment of crystals is coming in soon. Haven't done pot in like half a year.

I rock.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Wow what a fucking way to kill a thread. Bring on the flames. Both of your motherfucking parents sucked my cock in high school to get to what they are. Smapdey, you fucking suck cock. Stormy you fucking suck cock too. And all of you pot smokers suck cock also. Everyone sucks cock bitches. All you homos suck cock. The world sucks cock. Go fuck yourselves with a fucking 10 foot pole up your ripped apart ass. BIATCH!

EA makes the best games! Rock on bitches!