Another fucking conspiracy

[SuperDavidGT]

http://www.tonicvision.tv/burisch/burisch_intro.html

this shit is freaky, i cant believe people fall for it all. from what I got, the Luciferians and the Illuminati are trying to bring about the end of the world, while allied with evil little grey man (who just happen to be humans from the future) that perform experiments on our sorry asses, while Majestic 12 and the Masons are negotiating peace treaties so we can live beyond the coming armageddon and not get wiped out by aliens, and find a cure for some rabid evolutionary disease.

and to top it all off, there is no such thing as aliens, just humans who like jumping around through time that have evolved to either a crippled, decrepid, gray skinned, big headed, beady eyed turd with limbs or a superviking from orion

it also says the reason behind the latest invasion of iraq wasnt to get WMDs, but destroy two stargates that could potentially fuck the world up early next decade and kill 4 billion people while the highrollers fly away on the "ark" which has just recently been built. these stargates allow travel through time and space, and ultimately lead to the centre of the galaxy and some divine beyond. in 2012, the sun is going to shoot a ton of radiation our way and activate the stargates, and the resulting magnetic force is going to cause a massive magnetic rift which switches the earth's poles and tears it apart (not literally, but i get the impression of a lot of storms, earthquakes, volcanoes, locusts, tornados, tsunamis and jesus happening) killing 2/3s the population and leaving the rest to die horrible deaths

it sounds like someone was bored and wanted to be famous, so he took Stargate, Halo, Deus Ex, Doctor Who, Perfect Dark and all these other conspiracy-type cyberpunk novels/movies/games and made one ultimate cash cow. if you click on "home" in the top left of the site you'll see how they generate revenue

okay im bored again

[BodomBeachTerror]

That is the biggest pile of crap I have ever read. Whoever wrote that needs to get a life.

[Mechanerd]

I read an article on space travel recently, apparently the only way we would ever make contact with aliens is if we we're able to create a wormhole in time and space that 'curves' two points of the universe to meet at the same place within a confined area. Since thats physically impossible right now I doubt we'll be meeting ET anytime soon. Maybe in a few billion years if we're lucky enough for our species to live that long, I give the human race another 5000 years tops, by then earth will be a lifeless wasteland with no atmosphere. :D

[NiteX]

I see the human race reaching the edge of our solar system by 200 years, give or take a few.

[tisl]

Majestic 12? Weren't those the guys from Deus Ex?

[halomizer]

wtf is this i didn't bother reading most of this pile of shit. are they trying to scare the shit out of us every couple of years or somthing so we buy a bunch of shit so the economy go up or something like that? i see the guy who wrote this as being some fat ass who has no life (kinda like comic book guy from the simpsons) so he wrote some shit and now we make fun of him for being dumb.

[Kain]

I see the human race reaching the edge of our solar system by 200 years, give or take a few.


Just as in the 1980's we knew we'd have flying cars, and colonies on the moon by 2001.

Generaly this "conspiracy" is a bunch of nerds who cant except reality, and so create a world of their own in wich they feel confartible and justified, its kind of like that religion that is based on those old science fiction novels =/

...Well insomnia is fun and all, but i think il try to get some sleep now.

[Mechanerd]

...Well insomnia is fun and all, but i think il try to get some sleep now.
I haven't been able to sleep for ages, must be the fact I stay up till 2:00am playing video games most nights.

[SuperDavidGT]

I haven't been able to sleep for ages, must be the fact I stay up till 2:00am playing video games most nights.

wouldnt happen to be deus ex, would it?


EDIT: actually tisl, the Majestic 12 conspiracy goes way back to the 80s, people believe that Truman authorised their formation after the aliens crashed in Roswell. The original council of 12 included President Truman, Einstein, Eisenhower and a few other recognisable names

[RAY16]

A lot of stuff in Deus Ex is taken from real life things. The Knights Templar, for example.

[dimsum411]

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I eat conspiracies for breakfast. I know US of A is going to get nuked in 2010 by China and there is nothing stopping it. Pakistan will nuke India in 2011 and Saudi Arabia is going to take out all the money from swiss US banks and US of A will be dead. Israel will get nuked by Iraq and some nerve gas shit also to turn the day over. Tony blair will have sex with Martha Stewart by 2009 which will lead to Oprah Winfrey doing a show in which she shoots Blair leading to World War 3. By then I will be in Australia, the one country where Kangroos have more control than human beings.

[Yian]

That article sounds a bit like the story in The X-Files.

[Hobbes874]

I wish I was a freemason :(





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