My Cousin... Damn...

[Berserkuh]

I do not know if many people have experienced this... but... well... Ok, let me put it in a story-teller way:

My cousins are french, so is my uncle. I am romanian. I do not speak french. My aunt is romanian also. (but she's coming tommorow :D ) Ok, so every summer I get visited by my french family. My cousins seem to grow in number every two years or so (First there was one, then another). Till now I was expecting only 2 cousins (if you want to know, they're females). This year though, I got a third one. My first cousin is... fat... and stupid so there! Quit complaining you dunno how she was :eek: . My second one is a small lil prat with her finger either in her nose or in her mouth (6 year old, don't ask). The third one is the main character of this story... Well... sincerely... she's a babe. There, I said it. It's out. I'm in a constant state of erection, and I can't get my eyes off her. What can I do? She's my cousin, laying a kiss on her would be like screwing around with your own sister. I need therapy... I need help... I NEED ANYTHING, BUT MOST OF ALL COUNCIL!!! Please help me, I am in a constant state of depressing erection and horniness. And I like her... :(

[Chimera[NL]]

Well, THE beserker, seems you're in a nice situation. My advice: don't do anything unless she's coming on to ya. Done.

[Berserkuh]

*sigh* She is MY COUSIN. If I do something, even if SHE wants it, I get owned by my parents...

[Chimera[NL]]

Why tell your parents? If my cousing was hot and she'd want some fun for a night, I'd hit it. Who fucking cares? It's only sex.

[MrBored]

Castration, its the only solution. Thank you Jesus, hallelujah brothers! Can I get an AMEN?!

[Berserkuh]

No you cannot get an AMEN. And it's not only sex... I kinda like her... Officialy, I am a weirdo. If I marry MY OWN COUSIN (fact that I want to happen) I Shall freaking die.

[Chimera[NL]]

I wish the ancient roman times would come back again. Fucking anyone you want without thinking about it. Aaah, the good old days.

[Chimera[NL]]

If you like her..wel then..........do it anyway. Just don't get a relationship. I really don't see the problem btw.

[Berserkuh]

GODDAMIT, NOT ABOUT SEX!!! Off-topic: I am dyde, ya freakin homo.

[Chimera[NL]]

WTF is a dyde?

O wait you're a dyke. Oh well in that case do it a couple of times over and send me the tape. Thanks.

[Berserkuh]

']WTF is a dyde?

O wait you're a dyke. Oh well in that case do it a couple of times over and send me the tape. Thanks.
ya saw me at least a couple of hundred times in the comments... i guess... and switch back to the topic, ya freakin "wanna-fuck-anyone-ist"

AND ITS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!! I like her... :( :( :(

[Chimera[NL]]

Are you a chick or not cause getting my hopes up for nothing isn't particularly nice you know. Lube doesn't come cheap these days.

[Berserkuh]

']Are you a chick or not cause getting my hopes up for nothing isn't particularly nice you know. Lube doesn't come cheap these days.
Okay, I'll explain EVERYTHING to ya, cuz you seem to understand veeeery slow.

1. I am a man.
2. My cousin is a BABE.
3. I like my cousin, and I want here to sit in my lap on a romantic dinner, and I wanna have an erection when she does that.
4. My chick cousin rocks hard. She likes me too... unfortunately...

[Chimera[NL]]

Goddamnit. Gotten all worked up about nothing. Anyway onto the advice: number 3 seems to point out that you're interested in having sex with this girl so my advice would be:
DO IT YOU FREAKING MORON!
Why are you saying you don't want to have sex with her but you do want her to sit on your erect penis? That's kinda the basic concept of sex you know

[Berserkuh]

Well shit, if I'll tell ya, you will laugh your ass off.

[Chimera[NL]]

Ah a virgin I see. Doesn't change the situation. Do it.

[Berserkuh]

Virgin, yes but...

[MrBored]

I love this show.

[Berserkuh]

goddamnit, this is embarasing... IM 13 YEARS OLD!! :(

[Chimera[NL]]

Yeah this is getting better by the minute.

Ok, but.....what? Baby dick?

[King Speedy]

13, eh?....and she's?

[Berserkuh]

lol, no. i cant screw around with anyone, cuz i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing, but until now its got enough sperm to leave pregnant a whale. :-p I just love my cousin, but the problem is that she's my cousin...

[King Speedy]

i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing

thats gotta go in someone's sig

[Chimera[NL]]

OMG! This is fucking classic. Dude, how old is she? Besides if Bhazard can do it so can you, HAHAHA.

[Chimera[NL]]

thats gotta go in someone's sig

Haha, don't tempt me.

[Berserkuh]

um... 11?

[King Speedy]

11???????????????????????//


holy shit....we're talking about a fucking middle-school romance, here.....I just pray to god the feds don't read this...

[Chimera[NL]]

Hahaha.....PLAYAAAAAH.

[Berserkuh]

lol... she is eleven... but she acts like a 49 year old. damn, my head still hurts... i love it when she beats me up :)

[King Speedy]

jesus fucking christ....now I know where all those 13-year-old mothers come from...

[Berserkuh]

listen, i wanna know what to do about it. not how to do it. I LOVE MY GODDAMN COUSIN, AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BOUT IT!!! :(

[Berserkuh]

I gotta go, post your advice and I'll read em tommorow

[Chimera[NL]]

Well I think the best thing for you would be to not think about it. If she were 13 too it would've been possible but not at this age. Too bad kid, wait a couple of years and try again. Nothing you can do now besides not think about it. You'll find some other chick you can focus your masturbation skills on.

[halomizer]

thats gotta go in someone's sig
done

[Silence]

god damn this is fun to read, like a motherfckin soap opera.

[Hobbes874]

Got any pics? lol!

[Digital Limit]

An 11-year-old is not in love. An 11-year-old is horny, and that's it.

[Berserkuh]

goddamnt it...

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Well my advice is simple, Fuck her brains out, she can't get pregnant and your dick will grow an inch faster than masturbation. Awesome!

Plus there is nothing like virgin tight non-pube pussy. Pedophile I am not, but you will be at 13. Ha!

[Berserkuh]

ITS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!11111

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

If you love her, give her the bestest kiss EVAR and let her rub your penis. You will both get along well.

[tisl]

You love it when she beats you up? What the fuck?


Anyway, if you don't want your parents to own you just run away with her and leave the country or something when you turn 18. Just remember that you're disgusting for wanting to marry your cousin.

[Kain]

Well you think youv seen it all, then you log into Atrip, and bam, something new.

Firstly, in love with your cousin, thats...strange, but i think you should just try to relax, since you made two majour mistakes, one was asking for advice of strangers on the net, and the second one was asking people from these forums.

At 13, im going with Digital limit, your not in love.

[Berserkuh]

You love it when she beats you up? What the fuck?


Anyway, if you don't want your parents to own you just run away with her and leave the country or something when you turn 18. Just remember that you're disgusting for wanting to marry your cousin.

HOLY SHIT, DID YOU EVEN THINK WHEN YOU SPOKE?!!?!?! :eek: :eek:

[Berserkuh]

ITS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!

[Chimera[NL]]

I HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BREAD THIS MORNING.

[Berserkuh]

']I HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BREAD THIS MORNING.
ZOMFG WTF LOLZOR :eek: :D :D

[LynX]

My advice: work it before she comes and start looking at other chicks. Don't think with your.... ding ding dong so much eh?

Unless you want to marry your cousin someday.... probably with a shotgun to your head and missing several digits on your fingers.

Oh wait, that's Japanese style punishment. Carry on.

[Smapdey]

Okay, here's the best part of this story, a boy comes to the internet to share his problem of wanting to screw his cousin, and we, of course, tell him to go for it. I think this is going to make SomethingAwful's weekend web.

[King Speedy]

lol...good point....I guess I should actually post a serious response...

dude...you (and especially her), are too young....even if she wasn't your cousin, you're too young to get into any sort of meaningful relationship....you're at an age where you've got more extra hormones running through your system than most MLB players, so you're bound to have an urge to hump anything that moves.....my advice is to find some sort of hobby that you can get rid of this energy....try a sport....hell, try two sports....get outside, get involved, get active in something, and get the hell off of these forums....we're a bad influence....

[Smapdey]

Don't listen to Speedy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Grab your cousin's ass, whip out that little thing you seem to think constitutes a penis, and go to town. It worked for Charles Darwin.

[cr3am]

Kids are having sex at a younger and younger age. 13 is fine. 11 is fine. Ask if she's had her period yet, cuz if not, you're still at that pretty age when you don't have no clap and you won't get no babies. You know what that means, right? It's gonna be rainin' alllll day, but you don't need a rain jacket, baby.

Anyways, it IS about sex for you. Because you will NEVER get a relationship out of it. EVER. I don't see how to make this any more clear. And so what if your dick is "still developing", it's gonna be big enough for her eleven year old clit.

Stop being a pussy and go fuck her.

[King Speedy]

get the hell off of these forums....we're a bad influence....

[dante.hk]

I love this show.

+1

You, Berserkuh, are the Atrip Hillbilly in the Disfunctional Family.

[cr3am]

get the hell off of these forums....we're a bad influence....
Don't fill his head with that garbage. :D

[Chimera[NL]]

Did I mention you should do it?

[xenophage]

']I HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BREAD THIS MORNING.

gross

[Smapdey]

My girlfriend and I just read this thread. She thinks this is cute, but she says not to go for it. Then again, she's a woman, what the hell does she know? Ouch, quit hitting me.

[tisl]

HOLY SHIT, DID YOU EVEN THINK WHEN YOU SPOKE?!!?!?! :eek: :eek:
Dude, you want to bang your cousin. I'm not the one who isn't thinking.

[AssMan]

I got it!! Fuck the shit outa her,And if you feel guilty marry her.Oh yeh you may wanna move down Louisianna way, cause they do all that cousin fuckin, marring shit down there!! Hey I say it on Jerry Springer ?

[caregirl]

I think I might be sick. hmmmm ..... this convo is really sad, to say the least.

[Hobbes874]

ITS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!11111
FUCK HER RAW!!!!!!!11111one!!!!11

[greymeister]

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/skateordiemenuhitit9hj.gif

[Ahriman]

Heh, I wish I could fuck my cousin. Too bad she's too old to be tricked into doing it and I'd have no idea how to ask her otherwise >_<

...

[Kain]

Heh, I wish I could fuck my cousin. Too bad she's too old to be tricked into doing it and I'd have no idea how to ask her otherwise >_<

...


Cough!, "Chloroform", Cough!

[halomizer]

Cough!, "Chloroform", Cough!
the answer to a man's prayers

[BigFroC]

Wow

I am amazed

As I'm reading this I'm thinking Ok this dude wants to bang his cousin. Then I'm thinkin No He's in love with her. Then I say to myself Holy Shit theyre thirteen. Then it's Holy Shit she's 2 years younger than him.

Kudos dude. You just made my day.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Dude, fuck her. Its not like you are going to have a baby. Take the puberty test, rip off her underwear and see if there are hair there yet? If they are use a condom, if not then fuck her raw.

[cr3am]

Number one pickup line in the fuckin' world: "Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

[halomizer]

Number one pickup line in the fuckin' world: "Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
oh man my stomach hurts from laughing that made my day, thank you.

[AssMan]

ok ok I had my chance when I was your age with a second cousin (she"s from New Brunswick) and we sat in my car I felt her up and that was it. I felt really wierd ,It"s hard to explain.When we went home and she went up to bed I crashed in mine, I did smell my finger. :o :o

[Silence]

I did smell my finger. :o :o
i wonder why after being on these forums for a long time, this didnt sound wierd?

[Digital Limit]

I love the vast ammount of incest on these forums.

[Berserkuh]

hokay... hokay... from EVERYBODY's stuff... i came to a conclusion. wait a couple a years... PS I do have sperm. Enough to feed a whale.
PS.2 DO NOT PUT THIS ON MONDAY'S COMIC!!!

[Chimera[NL]]

PS.2 DO NOT PUT THIS ON MONDAY'S COMIC!!!

You're asking for it.

[unskinnybob]

Hmmm... Puppy love.

Being in love with your cousin is wrong. Fucking her, on the other hand, is totally acceptable. Especially if its concentual. If by some weird act of nature your 13y/o developing willy puts a bun in your 11 y/o Cousin's cherry-pie, raise the kid in the attic. No one need be the wiser.

But seriously..... dude. W-T-F!

[Berserkuh]

Hmmm... Puppy love.

Being in love with your cousin is wrong. Fucking her, on the other hand, is totally acceptable. Especially if its concentual. If by some weird act of nature your 13y/o developing willy puts a bun in your 11 y/o Cousin's cherry-pie, raise the kid in the attic. No one need be the wiser.

But seriously..... dude. W-T-F!

i live in an appartmen :P

[Mechanerd]

If I were you I'de sell ya 11 year old cousin to the local pedophile, make some cash to spend on PS3.

[Berserkuh]

If I were you I'de sell ya 11 year old cousin to the local pedophile, make some cash to spend on PS3.
if i were you i'd wash my brain with salt, heal my wounds with fire and sell my mother to the local police for child brutality.

[Chimera[NL]]

Crafty young lad is he not?

[Digital Limit]

']Crafty young lad is he not?

That's what I was thinking.

[Mechanerd]

I was just joking, this kid is seriously going through too much at the same time.

[greymeister]

if i were you i'd wash my brain with salt, heal my wounds with fire and sell my mother to the local police for child brutality.


BEST QUOTE EVAR!11!

[Berserkuh]

BEST QUOTE EVAR!11!
spank ya very fucking much.

[dante.hk]

Don't you mean spank your cousin?

[Berserkuh]

*sigh* i should spank your brain too hell

[Chimera[NL]]

Dude, you sigged yourself. That's kinda....not cool.

[Berserkuh]

lol. ok guys look out!!! HAD YA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I am not 13, I'm 22. my cousing is 21 in a couple o' months and we are only alliance cousins. NO BLOOD LINE OR MATCHING DNA, so there :P

[Chimera[NL]]

Then do her, you pussy.

[Berserkuh]

2 late, did her 5 mins ago.

[Chimera[NL]]

I'm bored with this.

[Digital Limit]

I don't know what's more sad: the fact that he's a 13-year-old who wants to bone his French, 11-year-old cousin, or the fact that he's a 22-year-old who pretends to be said 13-year-old and yet is also in an oh-so similar situation.

[Mechanerd]

Why the hell did he lie about being 13?
Man what a fucking moron.

If he is really 13 and lied about being 22 then he's even more fucked up.
This guys just making up shit for sure, can't keep his stories straight.
Really what kinda idiot talks about boning his cousin ON THE FUCKING INTERNET?

[Downfall]

god damnit ...i leave for a week and this stuff pops up :mad:

1. fuck her

2. if fucking has already ocured....remember there are other holes to be fucked

3. she is your cousing you sick fuck

4. call her a dirty whore mid ass fuck

5.

6. profit...

and im prety sure if the feds ever read this place they would have us all comited

[Ahriman]

This kid's not 22. A 22 year old would be able to type.

[greymeister]

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/321-owned.jpg

Wherever he lives this will be on the news in a few weeks after the 13/22 year old is caught banging his 11/21 year old cousin. Oh I can only wait.

[Downfall]

A 22 year old would be able to type.


you dont read my posts much do you?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Well this fucker is Dyde, an AT writer. And this story is a hoax but his cousin will be in the fucking comic. :mad:.

[tisl]

This kid's not 22. A 22 year old would be able to type.
My dad is 57 and he can't type.

[Berserkuh]

Well this fucker is Dyde, an AT writer. And this story is a hoax but his cousin will be in the fucking comic. :mad:.
wrong again - cousin is not in comic. and she left :( :(

[King Speedy]

the kid's a preteen attention whore...he sees all these people talking about crazy shit, so he tries to match it with crazy stories of his own, part truth, part fiction....he's just like any other whining kid, continually mentioning the same thing over and over until you finally ackowledge him, which is all that he wanted in the first place, upon which he tries to kill the issue as quickly as possible, knowing that he has not the mental capacity to keep his charade going.....

[tisl]

Owned

[Berserkuh]

the kid's a preteen attention whore...he sees all these people talking about crazy shit, so he tries to match it with crazy stories of his own, part truth, part fiction....he's just like any other whining kid, continually mentioning the same thing over and over until you finally ackowledge him, which is all that he wanted in the first place, upon which he tries to kill the issue as quickly as possible, knowing that he has not the mental capacity to keep his charade going.....
*sigh*
reality:
1)second version of age is true
2)i did bang my cousin, and it felt reaaaaaly goood. my uncle was her grandpa.
3)yes, we are in love.
fiction:
1)first version of age
2)...
3)forgot this one
4)see 2 and 3 for mor details.

[BigFroC]

*sigh*
You wish:
1)you really were 22
2)she really was 21
3)you really did bang her
4)and that the fact about your puny dick went into the fiction column

[greymeister]

This thread = owned

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/asianballs.gif

[King Speedy]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/berserkuh

'nuff said

[Digital Limit]

Hah, nice.

[Super_Mole]

Attention whore alert! Attention whore alert!

When you start boasting about having sex with your cousin, then theres a problem. Obviously, this poor boy is suffering from the realization that he himself was the product of incest. It is common practice in the barren Romanian tundra to get lonely and have sex with your sister.

[Chimera[NL]]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/berserkuh

'nuff said


Pwned.

[greymeister]

Marital Status: Long-term Relationship

LOL

[Smapdey]

Who the fuck is Dyde? I wasn't aware we had a writer named Dyde. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've met all Atrip employee except Dex...

[King Speedy]

he ain't on staff, as 2lions pointed out in today's mornin' post

[Downfall]

Who the fuck is Dyde?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I seriously thought I read Dyde as an AT writer in one of the reviews. Damn must've been stoned or something when I wrote that.

[Hitman]

So i'm late, no need for me to shit on this kid then.. pretty much all the regulars already shitted on this kid.

On that note, have a good day.. shithead.

[dimsum411]

good day.. shithead.

[dante.hk]

Yahoo! ID: berserkuh
Real Name: Nicholas
Nickname: George
Location: Constanta, ro
Age: 13
Marital Status: Long-term Relationship
Sex: With his cousin
Occupation: Boss Links


Did I read any of that wrong?

[SuperDavidGT]

woah i just discovered this gold mine

well man, theres your problem right there - YOUR ROMANIAN. and another one - SHES FRENCH. the only people lower than the french are the romanians

and people wonder why I left east europe for australia. its to escape my fucking crazy-ass incest loving cousins

(i'm only half croat, so I didnt inherit the "love thy cousin" gene or belief)

[CXalculus]

man this thread is priceless! Never seen it before, this has made my workingday all good!

[tisl]

Why hasn't he replied yet? :(

[King Speedy]

he's too busy looking for Japanese porn sites

...seriously, though...he sent me an IM on Yahoo asking for a good Japanese porn site at 7:00 this morning...

[Hobbes874]

Why hasn't he replied yet? :(
I sent four black men to rape his 13 year old ass.

[greymeister]

I sent four black men to rape his 13 year old ass.

Isn't this your image Hobbes?

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/gonnagetraped.jpg

[Rochey911]

lmao this has got to be the most fucked up thread ever
a 13 year old wanting to bang his 11 year old cousin and ends up getting ass raped by 4 black men this shit should be on tv

[Hobbes874]

Isn't this your image Hobbes?
Hahaha, yep! Took me forever to find a good copy of it.


/Sniff
God bless that pic.

[Hitman]

Looks like a model from P-Diddy's new spring collection.. Bumwear.

[greymeister]

DERELICT!
http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/mugatu.jpg

[Berserkuh]

:O

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

So did you fuck her with your evolving penis yet?

[Phobo]

:O


rofl are you still here, so did you fuck it?

[Smapdey]

Yes, well, Berserkuh is a total tard, and I think this has proved it well enough. Fuckin' idiot.

[psydude20]

This is the best thread ever.

[greymeister]

All we need now is Lord British and the thread is officially awesome.

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/british.gif

[Berserkuh]

:mad: Yes, well, Berserkuh is a total tard, and I think this has proved it well enough. Fuckin' idiot. :mad:
BUAO=Beating your ass off.
Tard, eh?! Look at ur avatar man. I FUCKING WANNA KILL YOU, BIZATCH!

P.S. I invited Lord British here, but he was too busy mowing the tea.

[BigFroC]

Man Berserkuh is so cool. I wish I was him.

[SuperDavidGT]

I FUCKING WANNA KILL YOU, BIZATCH!


smells like a certain subservient little motherfucker we used to know and love

[Berserkuh]

Man Berserkuh is so cool. I wish I was him.

Ok... I think... Thanx anyway... I think again...


smells like a certain subservient little motherfucker we used to know and love

Love...? Well... used to know... but loved? Thanx anyway... I think once again...

:o :eek:

[Chimera[NL]]

Well, those last replies definitely confirm it, he is indeed 21.

[Berserkuh]

']Well, those last replies definitely confirm it, he is indeed 21.

My thread is going back to normal! YAY! :D
Oups, car crash guys, sorry gotta go collect guts for breakfast.
Edit: That up there ^^^^^^ were the most non-sadistic sentences I ever made. And I live in Romania, so there.
Edit Edit: Dudes, I have Smap's brain, and it's sliping through my fingers, someone bring me some dishes so I can dump it.

[tisl]

I don't understand half the shit you say.

[Berserkuh]

I don't understand half the shit you say.
ur more of a dumbass then smap is

[Chimera[NL]]

Randomly insulting a mod? I like where this is going.

[SuperDavidGT]

']Randomly insulting a mod? I like where this is going.

+1

[Berserkuh]

i am so not randomly insulting a mod.
i am so randomly insulting smaps. and tisl. hes a tard.

[Downfall]

.....O_o

random insult + smap + smaps mod title - brain capacity = random insult to mod


why is this still being argued?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Boy this guy really needs a life.

[Berserkuh]

so do you...

[King Speedy]

half of me wants to laugh, half wants to cry, and the other half wants to kick this guy's ass

[Berserkuh]

half of me wants to laugh, half wants to cry, and the other half wants to kick this guy's ass

Thou shall not have an erection for thy rest of your life.

Thou shall get ass-fucked by 90 year olds

P.S. Your halves are multi-tasking. :eek:

[Smapdey]

Guys, it is A-okay, Berserkuh is just a retard. We used to be able to gas them before the liberals showed up, now we have to put up with their shit on the internet. It's okay though, Berserkuh is a really smart and attractive man that likes to talk about incest because most smart and attractive people do that.

[greymeister]

Guys, it is A-okay, Berserkuh is just a retard. We used to be able to gas them before the liberals showed up, now we have to put up with their shit on the internet.

Well once you start gassing retards you've become a facist state. So what are you gonna do?

[Downfall]

use something other than gas?

[SuperDavidGT]

Well once you start gassing retards you've become a facist state. So what are you gonna do?

invade france

[Skull]

a 13-year old Romanian asks for advice on how to seduce his 11-yr old cousin, and a Pakistani tells him to "fuck her brains out".

Nothing surprising in this thread :)

[Downfall]

this place if full of full of fucke ups round the world :D

[greymeister]

this place if full of full of fucke ups round the world :D

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/pandanonsense.jpg

[xenophage]

Dude you sure love posting pics ^^

[greymeister]

Well I figure since I don't understand half of what is posted here I can just post random images and have the same effect. Example: 13 year old who is really 22 asking advice on whether to fuck his 11 year old / whatever year old cousin. Nevermind the fact that we're talking about incest here and that he lied about his age, posting on this forum asking advice. First of all no one can really say what exactly the Atrip forums have as a "subject", since it's obviously not an incest-advice hotline (?) or a source for game info. It's more about posting random pics than either of those things, so I believe I am the most on-topic person on this forum :D

[Downfall]

http://www.oduweb.com/photos/fullsize/182620.jpg

[Berserkuh]

It's more about posting random pics than either of those things, so I believe I am the most on-topic person on this forum :D

I second that.

[Berserkuh]

http://www.oduweb.com/photos/fullsize/182620.jpg
:eek: ur supposed to be the off-topic whore :eek:

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I just wish Berserkuh dies while getting gang banged by 10 pediophiles including his father and granddad.

[Berserkuh]

I just wish Berserkuh dies while getting gang banged by 10 pediophiles including his father and granddad.
..and you, your mom, ur bro sis cousin uncle aunt granma dad grandad.

But thats only a wish, so there.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

..and you, your mom, ur bro sis cousin uncle aunt granma dad grandad.

But thats only a wish, so there.
Yeah I am a pediophile alright, with special interest in 13 year olds posing as 21 year olds and vice versa.

[Chimera[NL]]

Hahaha, he's owning the pakis......Paki-style. This is classic.
Throw some more CAPITAL leTTErS in your Sentences. That's total ownage in Paki-land.

[tisl]

This is my favorite thread ever. It's like, Berserkuh tries to own but then he gets owned by 3 different people. Then he tries to own again and the same thing happens.

[greymeister]

+1

[Berserkuh]

i am teh m0st 1337 arund hir u guiz suxors roflmao

[Downfall]

http://www.oduweb.com/photos/fullsize/182629.jpg

[Chimera[NL]]

Close this thread. It sucks.

[RADiator]

Love the pic Downfall! :D

@Chimpenatzorz: But why?! Can you not feel the greatness of this thread? Nothing short of an instant classic along the great threads of that certain "very rich and very famous" individual who used to visit our humble forum (hope you remember to whom I'm referring to since I just cant remember his nick for the life of me).

[halomizer]

this needs to go in the vault containing the greatest threads ever by atrip

[Hitman]

i'd hit it

[greymeister]

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/walken.jpg

[Chimera[NL]]

Chimpenatzorz: But why?! Can you not feel the greatness of this thread? Nothing short of an instant classic along the great threads of that certain "very rich and very famous" individual who used to visit our humble forum (hope you remember to whom I'm referring to since I just cant remember his nick for the life of me).

Sssh, no bed talk here baby. Anyway, yeah I remember that dude. Ibanez was his name hahaha, that fool.

[Berserkuh]

lbanez, ey? that sob. yeah, i was here when he was here... infact, i appeared around the time he left... eh. anyway. he was a dirty son of a bizatch. dunno if he was a mod, but if he was, i didn't see the right side of his humor.

[unskinnybob]

No, he wasn't a mod. He was an idiot, just like you.

[halomizer]

Ibanez? tell me more of this person you call Ibanez.

[Downfall]

he was a moron.....thats about all there is to it.

[Smapdey]

Ibanez claimed that he owned a million dollar sign business, he let people take their computers outside to work, and he dated a former playboy playmate in between playing with his heavy metal band. He typed like shit and would claim that he didn't have enough time to actually write like an intelligent human being, so all of his posts were nearly unreadable, but he was still a millionaire rockstar with a playmate girlfriend.

In short, he was full of shit. Just like you. I should check your IPs.

[halomizer]

i see

[Bigolli]

Hahaha that was a good read! I'm glad I came back to the forums. So, is this guy getting banned or what?!

[halomizer]

yes he should be

[Berserkuh]

NO I SHOULDN'T! Nuh uh. All I did was starting a nice new thread, but everyone started calling me shithead and stuff and I got mad and started crying and I called everyone else shithead like they did to me and now smapdey wants to ban me and stuff and... and... damn... I lost my ideea.

[farsimon]

pussy

[Bigolli]

NO I SHOULDN'T! Nuh uh. All I did was starting a nice new thread, but everyone started calling me shithead and stuff and I got mad and started crying and I called everyone else shithead like they did to me and now smapdey wants to ban me and stuff and... and... damn... I lost my ideea.


Dude, do you need it spelled out to you? You're a freakin moron. You come on these forums, make up some bullshit to get attention and then insult a mod. Seriously, at one stage of the thread I felt sorry for you (thinking you really were a 13 year old), but once things started being explained I just thought you were one of the lowest forms of man (and I use that term in it's loosest possible form) there is.

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

[Berserkuh]

I hope you die a slow and painful death.
You forgot lonely.

[Bigolli]

You forgot lonely.


No, I didn't put that in because I know you'll die a lonely death anyway. I mean, I cannot imagine anyone able to put up with your shit in RL.

[halomizer]

NO I SHOULDN'T! Nuh uh. All I did was starting a nice new thread, but everyone started calling me shithead and stuff and I got mad and started crying and I called everyone else shithead like they did to me and now smapdey wants to ban me and stuff and... and... damn... I lost my ideea.
judging from this i'd say he's 13. Loser. Go back to incestville

[Berserkuh]

judging from this i'd say he's 13.
Okay, okay. Busted. I'm a big fat lyer, I'm not 21.

I mean, I cannot imagine anyone able to put up with your shit in RL.
That's me on the internet only. In reality, I don't even speak with people I know... except my schoolmates.

[King Speedy]

so you made the whole fucking thing up just like I said

[Bigolli]

That's me on the internet only. In reality, I don't even speak with people I know... except my schoolmates.

You don't speak to anyone but your school mates, or nobody but your school mates (which you probably have on your payroll) will even look at you?
Dude seriously, I don't net flame often, but this whole thread was seriously fucked up.
I'm willing to forget about this if you'd care to enlighten me on the truth. ie. your real age, what really happened with your cousin and w(hy)tf you thought this would be a good idea? I'm really curious...

[Berserkuh]

enlighten me on the truth. ie. your real age, what really happened with your cousin and w(hy)tf you thought this would be a good idea? I'm really curious...
it's all the truth... all the stuff on i said in the thread. on page 1.

[farsimon]

so it's a 21 year old smacktard, pretending to be a 13 year old kid who got busted for lying about pretending to be 21... hmmmm



...If i were you i'd wash my brain with salt, heal my wounds with fire and sell my mother to the local police for child brutality....

nuff said

[Bigolli]

Dude Berserkuh, you still alive? Crap! I didn't think hanging yourself could take that long.... You really do suck!

[Berserkuh]

Dude Berserkuh, you still alive? Crap! I didn't think hanging yourself could take that long.... You really do suck!
:eek: you said the <s> word :eek:

[Downfall]

so 10 pages of this eh?

[Chimera[NL]]

Let's call it a night people.

[wmgreer]

This is sad.

[halomizer]

this kid is like my fucking dog. ATTENTION WHORE!. I'm done here.

[NiteX]

I got it!! Fuck the shit outa her,And if you feel guilty marry her.Oh yeh you may wanna move down Louisianna way, cause they do all that cousin fuckin, marring shit down there!! Hey I say it on Jerry Springer ?

I just love what TV does to kids now a days.


this needs to go in the vault containing the greatest threads ever by atrip

+1

Dumb fuck thread of the year.

[Berserkuh]

Dumb fuck thread of the year.
Aight. Thanx. OK people, I've made my point and seen other peoples points. Now lock this thread and throw it in the bank. 11 Pages threads should be kept forever you know.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Ber.. whateva the fuck your name is.. drown in your own jizz pool.. oh wait you can't. Drown in a fucking piss pool you moron!

[Bigolli]

Sounds like someone forgot to take their Prozac. Hahaha

[Berserkuh]

prozac old school. i take aspirins

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

prozac old school. i take aspirins
Your father must shove them up your ass for having illicit thoughts about your bitch of a cousin eh?

[Bigolli]

No, I think the asperin is just for the fathers kicks. He shoves the vacuum cleaner down his throat to teach him a lesson about fucking his cousin.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

No, I think the asperin is just for the fathers kicks. He shoves the vacuum cleaner down his throat to teach him a lesson about fucking his cousin.
If by vaccuum cleaner he means his father's cock then believe me Berserkuh's monkey children will be more fucked up than this cousin wannabe fucker.

[halomizer]

when i first saw this it reminded me of Louisiana hillbillies but now it's just sad.

[Dolfin]

Edited.

[Berserkuh]

LOL! ROFL! LMAO! LOLFLMAO!!!
1. My pop didn't shove a vacuum or a cock down my throat. he shoved his fist.
2. LOLFLMAO=Laugh Ol' Laugh Filling "Laughing My Ass Off"
3. I've been told better... But I've been told worse.

[Digital Limit]

I'm over this thread.

[Berserkuh]

good for you. now go play guild wars.

[Digital Limit]

I think 300ish hours is more than enough for me. I'm over it.

[Bigolli]

Guild Wars sucks!!

Way to end the thread...

[Digital Limit]

I'm glads it's over. It wasn't going anywhere funny/entertaining.

[Bigolli]

I'm glads it's over. It wasn't going anywhere funny/entertaining.

Stop being a post whore and let the thread die! :D

[Berserkuh]

DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
Remember to put this into the Dead Best Thread Corpse Vault.

[SuperDavidGT]

It doesn't deserve best. Not any more. Not until you flogged this dead horse for all it was worth

[Mechanerd]

Geezus christ this threads still active?
Berserker could have fucked all his cousins, his parents and various other relatives in the time this thread has been up.

[Berserkuh]

Ok. I started the thread and I'm closing it... actually, a mod is closing it, but I'm killing it.This is the last post on this thread.



THE END

[Downfall]

+1

[Smapdey]

You can't close a thread. And I hate you. Leave.

[greymeister]

Ok. I started the thread and I'm closing it... actually, a mod is closing it, but I'm killing it.This is the last post on this thread.



THE END

http://home.greymeister.net/grey/stuff/negative7.jpg

[Digital Limit]

I want to eat that guy's meatballs.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I want to eat that guy's meatballs.
Cocksucker :mad:

[Berserkuh]

Cocksucker :mad:
meatballs, meat head. not balls, meat balls. :eek:
last post was just in.








THE END

you just wasted 20 seconds of your life reading this.

[Digital Limit]

But don't call him a pea head.

[Downfall]

im still not bored with this yet

[Smapdey]

There's no way that that took twenty seconds for anyone to read. All in favor of banning Berserkuh, say "Aye".

[Downfall]

yeargh!!!

[greymeister]

Seriously though, can you really ban him for that lie after all the other ones in this thread?

[Smapdey]

Yeah, this is true. Let's post some more spam.

[Downfall]

http://weblog.cheskin.net/photoblog/archives/images/623200401.jpg

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

http://weblog.cheskin.net/photoblog/archives/images/623200401.jpg
Pfft.. who wants spam when you can have tasty ham.

http://www.ais.msstate.edu/AEE/SAL/peppered%20ham.jpg

[Downfall]

I just had to post this somewhere


Hi. You're probably new to the Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to internet in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word."


a few words edited here and there to make it fit the place

[xenophage]

www.olapcouncil.org/incest_porn/

[Daftshadow]

thanks for pointing out this pathetic thread 2Lions! wasted 1min of my life reading this crap.

"I should be shot for not reading our forums more. I literally have tears running down my eyes from reading this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Hell, Smapdey told me about this gem, but I didn't know it was this hilarious:

http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7870&page=1&pp=20

Man oh man..."

[tisl]

Haha, SCREAM & CREAM. That's classic.

[Berserkuh]

:(

[General9]

Just wanted to be a part of history by replying to this thread.

Now, about this whole "I love my 11 year old cousin" thing : You, are one sick child. Well not entirely, since it is your only your cousin

[Downfall]

i think it would be worth it for a mod to go though and replace the word cousin with mother

[King Speedy]

or father

[Mechanerd]

Someone needs to do a copy/paste job with this thread, put it in an archival format and host it for all time on one of those websites devoted to 'how fucked up life can be'.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Now he is after his mother. Damn, this is one nasty motha fucka!

[halomizer]

DIE THREAD DIE!

[Berserkuh]

Just kill the the thread. Like so:

[SIZE=7]DIE[/SIZE=7]

[Phobo]

have you fucked her yet?

[Digital Limit]

Just kill the the thread. Like so:

[SIZE=7]DIE[/SIZE=7]

pwnt

[Smapdey]

Yeah, have you fucked your cousin yet?

I bet he's afraid that someone will run a search on his screenname, and this will be the first thing that comes up, and they'll read it, and tell his parents on him. We should make this a personal goal, to tell his parents.