Girls, Girls, Girls... (I think I'm fucked...)

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Lucky you

[Docta Beeeer]

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[RAY16]

Anyway, messed with this girl last Wednesday, she said she was a virgin and wanted me to be her first, but I didn't, just cause I didn't want her to get attached (I'm going to college). Just went down on her, she gave me head, we made out... Everything but a fuck. So around Monday or Tuesday this week, my throat starts getting sore. It's still a bit sore. So now I have to get fucking tested on Monday to see if that bitch gave me anything...

Hopefully not in that order. If it was in that order, did you enjoy indirectly sucking your own wang?

[wmgreer]

Man, that sucks!

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Digital Limit]

And then they snowballed.

[Yian]

:eek:

[King Speedy]

Hopefully not in that order. If it was in that order, did you enjoy indirectly sucking your own wang?


lmao...maybe you gave it to yourself....

[Kain]

That sucks man.

Just rember, get it checked out, if its nothing sexualy transmitted let it drop, if it is Sexually transmitted, well... Revenge is sometimes a nice form of entertainment...

[Vlad]

It's probably AIDS. You're going to die.

[nineball16]

rabies

[Berserkuh]

Maybe she has leper. And the first time u fuck her, her pussy remains inside you forever. (dick + stuck pussy = hornyness and pain forever

[SuperDavidGT]

If she's a virgin like she says then how is she supposed to give you an STD?

you probly made the right call not bangin her tho

[NiteWing74]

Lucky me, indeed. I have a choice of syphilis, chlamydia, or gonohrea!
...Where's the suicide smiley?

Alrighty then... sounds like some fun... but here's something that might make you feel better.

Syphilis, being a speciific bacterial infection, has less than a 3% chance of being transmitted to you through your mouth. The nature of the illness means that it attacks the epididimous (the tubes coming from your testicles). It would have to survice the bacteria in your mouth (Difficult for even HIV, because the bacteria in your mouth is over 30 times stronger than most lethal pathogens). That's why research shows that HIV transmission through saliva transfer is less than 1%.
Chlamydia attacks the testicles and urethral openig as well. This one has an even smaller chance of transmission through saliva.
Las, but definately not least, Gonorrhea is a slightly higher concern, but again transmission through the mouth is very difficult, accounting for less than 10% of all cases.

You actually only have two possibilities that are pretty high on the possibility list:
1st: Herpes simplex 10 (incurrable) which can actually thrive in the mouth because of it's close relation to other Herpes viruses that form in the mouth (cold sores). It can also cause a sore throat when infection results from saliva transfer.

2nd: Strep throat. Believe it or not, this one CAN be classified as a STD, but only in the rare case that she has a dormant bacterial infection that causes her no symptoms but is able to flourish in your system. These must be treated with antibiotics, but are not permanent. Most cases of sore throat are caused by viruses and are not strep throat. Viral sore throats do not need treatment. Symptoms of a viral sore throat include a runny nose, cough, hoarseness, red or runny eyes, and diarrhea. The viral sore throat improves on its own without any treatment.

OK... medical lesson over... You'll be fine. If she was indeed a virgin, she would most definately know if she had one of the more serious ailments that you mentioned. So cahnces are, you just caught a simple bug like strep or a simple sore throat and it can be easily taken care of...

Wear a rubber if you get with her for the big bang tho...

PEACE

[xenophage]

Maybe she has leper. And the first time u fuck her, her pussy remains inside you forever. (dick + stuck pussy = hornyness and pain forever

You shouldn't talk about your cousin like that

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Downfall]

lmao...maybe you gave it to yourself....


loller

[NiteWing74]

"Most cases of sore throat are caused by viruses and are not strep throat. Viral sore throats do not need treatment. Symptoms of a viral sore throat include a runny nose, cough, hoarseness, red or runny eyes, and diarrhea. The viral sore throat improves on its own without any treatment."

I've got that...

Well then... That's good news :D

Take care

[dimsum411]

Maybe she has leper. And the first time u fuck her, her pussy remains inside you forever. (dick + stuck pussy = hornyness and pain forever
You shouldn't talk about your cousin like that
zing!

[Mechanerd]

Who cares if its just a sore throat, you should still kill the bitch for wasting your time.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[wmgreer]

Good luck. Keep us updated.

[Hitman]

It's probably AIDS. You're going to die.

The verdict is in, kill the bitch before the AIDs kills you.. btw can I have your pc when you die.


She may have been a virgin in the pussy, but if some asshole with AIDs mouth-fucked her or gave her some good AIDs anal loving then good luck buddy. Don't worry though, the force is strong in Canada.. it's probably just some dirty std that she caught from some Abercrombie toating American tourist - now you got it.. healthcare is free no - see, think of the positives.

[Yian]

OMG, this really started to sound serious. Good luck DB. I hope you are clean.

[Downfall]

STD's...the gift that keeps on giving

[halomizer]

i really need to get my nuts checked, but the thought of some dude fondaling my balls is gross.

[SuperDavidGT]

i really need to get my nuts checked, but the thought of some dude fondaling my balls is gross.

you still havent had your jewels appraised?

[Docta Beeeer]

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Did she have crabs?

[Hitman]

So what's the deal homie.. what kinda germs did you pick up, besides mono.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Hitman]

Best to still find out for sure, just incase you do have to kill the bitch.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Hitman]

i really need to get my nuts checked, but the thought of some dude fondaling my balls is gross.

Dude try this, think of a hot slut as your doc is checking your nuts.. then give out some pleasure noises and ask him to excuse you for the boner.. proceed to ask him to check your anus because you think your boyfriend left his penis ring in there, as he looks confused and disgusted say - Just Kidding - Doc.

[Bigolli]

Hey, hope everything works out for ya Dave!
Also LMFAO at Hitman!

[Yian]

Hahaha, good one Hitman.

Good luck, DB. I hope everything will turn out to be fine.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Freakonaleash89]

Dude if she's decent looking fuck her.

[Downfall]

your gon get anal warts you dirty ho

[halomizer]

Dude try this, think of a hot slut as your doc is checking your nuts.. then give out some pleasure noises and ask him to excuse you for the boner.. proceed to ask him to check your anus because you think your boyfriend left his penis ring in there, as he looks confused and disgusted say - Just Kidding - Doc.
ha i almost pissed myself reading that.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Yian]

Congratulation DB! :)

It is still good to excercise certain safty measures, though.

[unskinnybob]

Dead yet?

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Rohan]

SO how is it? Im a hypochondriac too! ;D

[Docta Beeeer]

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[xenophage]

Bitches are fucking confused creatures. They don't fucking know what they want and expect us to *somehow* understand everything. Fucking retards

[Docta Beeeer]

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Bitches are fucking confused creatures. They don't fucking know what they want and expect us to *somehow* understand everything. Fucking retards
I hope you never had issues w/ girls before eh?

[JerraMaya]

Bitches are fucking confused creatures. They don't fucking know what they want and expect us to *somehow* understand everything. Fucking retards
they want black , brown , white , fat , long , banana shaped , hard and firm dicks

[PHAT_ASS]

they want black , brown , white , fat , long , banana shaped , hard and firm dicks

[Roq]

I talked to you yesterday and you sounded fine...

Isn't this the 2nd time you've had a disease scare?

[Downfall]

hypochondriac

[Docta Beeeer]

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[WhoGivesARatsAss]

So Saturday night I went to the campus bar and ran into some girls from work. Danced with one, made out with one, then took her back to my place and fucked her brains out. Should be interesting at work.
And by fucking her brains out, I hope you don't mean literally.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[BodomBeachTerror]

I am no sex expert. But I am pretty sure I read in Maxim once, you cannot get an STD from performing oral sex.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

And that would be false! Oh so false!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Maxim can suck an STD inducing cock then. Maybe that will let 'em know what's real.

[BodomBeachTerror]

And that would be false! Oh so false!

Yeah I kinda had that feeling. But their clam licking methods they taught me in that magazine over the years makes up for that.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Yeah I'm the most virgin person you know. I don't even read FHM... I'm pathetic but loveable.

[BodomBeachTerror]

Yeah I'm the most virgin person you know. I don't even read FHM... I'm pathetic but loveable.

Your time will come

[SuperDavidGT]

it shall involve peanut butter and a golden retriever

[Dark_Swordmaster]

I hope my friend doesn't find out, it's his dog...

[Docta Beeeer]

....

[Downfall]

i only go down on girls who i have personaly stalked at least 2-3 weeks or so in advance

[jesuskingofpeace]

I heard this story from a friend. It's about a girl in her choir glass.

So, the girl give her bf a blowjob. She feels sick in her throat, so she goes to the doc to get it checked.

They do tests, and then the doc comes back and says, you need to tell me what happened and how you got this sore throat. She finally explains she that she gave her bf a bj.

Then the doc says, well, you have a maggot infection in your throat, and the only way he could have gotten it is from sexual contact with an animal or a dead body.

(Her boyfriend works at a mortuarium).

I kid you not. I felt like vomiting when my friend told me this.

[Yian]

Ewwww..... that's so gross!!!

Can maggot really infest in your throat? I would have assumed they get swollowed and digested like food.

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Yian]

I think you are right...

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I heard this story from a friend. It's about a girl in her choir glass.

So, the girl give her bf a blowjob. She feels sick in her throat, so she goes to the doc to get it checked.

They do tests, and then the doc comes back and says, you need to tell me what happened and how you got this sore throat. She finally explains she that she gave her bf a bj.

Then the doc says, well, you have a maggot infection in your throat, and the only way he could have gotten it is from sexual contact with an animal or a dead body.

(Her boyfriend works at a mortuarium).

I kid you not. I felt like vomiting when my friend told me this.
pwn3d. So much for blowjobs.

[Yian]

WGARA, we just confirmed that it is an urban legend.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

WGARA, we just confirmed that it is an urban legend.
I don't click on links.

[Hobbes874]

Atta boy

[wmgreer]

urban legend or not, yuck!

[Docta Beeeer]

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[Digital Limit]

I'm going to tell that Urban Legend :)

[LynX]

People who actually believe crap like that need to get their heads checked for maggots. After all, something must be decaying in there, probably the logic and common sense part of the brain.

[Becci]

My throat feels kinda itchy now. Damn that story. True or not, I'm never going to give any bjs to anybody until I've checked them through a microscope.

To the topic maker: I hope you turn out okay in the end. I'm sure she feels really bad about it (assuming she knows?) and will probably be at your beck-and-call for a few days. (;

[Lehesu]

Beck-and-call for what purpose, exactly?

She's given all she can give, and what she gave was curiously strong.




Thread necromancy ftw?

[Becci]

You know, things like cooking, fetching shoes, free backrubs.

[Lehesu]

Things that a man would want a woman who just gave him an STD to do...

[Docta Beeeer]

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[schnitzel_bob]

For a good reason?

[DarkBunny]

she flunked on the back rubs - Bunny

[Docta Beeeer]

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