And On the Seventh Day he Ranted

[Petrodon]

Why is it that they have Braille instructions on drive through ATM machines? Does anyone think we have taken this equality thing just a rash too far at this point. I mean really, equality is fine and dandy by me, and I feel for the blind, but when it comes down to brass tax, BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE! And I mean that from the bottom of my heart, while I am all for empowerment there is such a thing as overboard.

Politically Correct People make me want to take out a 7-11 with an AK-47 that I stole from a drug dealer after I blackjacked his dumb ass with a sock full of quarters.

[future man]

Dude, thats a fucking great point, but have you been out onto the roads lately. It seems like we have many a blind driver racing around out there.

[Smapdey]

Hey, I'm blind! I love to drive, I do it by sounds! When they honk like crazy, I speed up, when the tires scream, I slow down. It's a wonderful hobby!

[Wang]

Reminds me of that one episode of Jackass where Johhny Knoxville pretends like he is blind, gets in a parked car, and drives it hitting 3 other cars. Hitting the 3 cars was staged, but there was a crowd of worried onlookers everywhere! Ahh... that show cracks me up.

[Odm]

The people here drive like they are blind. Most of them probably are. And they all drive huge mercedes and BMWs and cut you off right in front of you, then overtake and nearly crash into someone on the opposite lane... stupid austrian drivers.

[NuclearWhale]

And Ban CELEBGUY!

[AVataRR]

DareDevil can drive :)

[Petrodon]

Daredevil can also have sex with Jennifer Garner. I think the fact that he can drive is quite secondary. Hell, I can drive. But can I have sex with Jennifer Garner, no.


But I REALLY want to.

[skribb]

my point exactly

[~SOB~]

damnit, why must life be such a bitch. Petro, I trust you will kidnap jennifer and clone her no? if you can't get around to it, just remember to let me know and I will make some time in my schedule for it

[Smapdey]

Just do what I do and kidnap anyone and make them dress like a celebrity. Banging a good impersonator is just like the real deal (Not that I'd know)! Also, kidnap and make an impersonator and kill them for all the people you hate.

[Hobbes874]

fun fun :D

[Smapdey]

Actually, it's not as much fun as when they come willingly. But you know, I'm smapdey. I do that sort of thing. But not really. I just wanted to be a big man.

[AVataRR]

when I invent the sex droid, I'll be really really really rich..

all I have to do to get some venture capital is show my investors this thread. :D

[cr3am]

Originally posted by AVataRR
when I invent the sex droid, I'll be really really really rich..

all I have to do to get some venture capital is show my investors this thread. :D they have this thing called real dolls that are made of complete rubber, and feel totally real, that lots of guy fuck and get sucked. i saw it on HBO, during a show called "Real Sex" (only free pr0n i get at my house :()

[Smapdey]

I love Real Sex. Does anyone have that d-loaded that they can send me?

[Raxc]

What the hell's Real Sex?

Anybody wanna send me like 5,000 dollars so I can buy a Female Real DOll and a Male Real Doll and a camera?

I'm one of those drivers who like to cut people off for no reason back and forth.

[cr3am]

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA!

i could get a real doll, put her in the seat next to me, and drive in the carpool lane!!!

[AVataRR]

Yeah.. but she'll just be sitting there in animate..

A SEX DROID WILL TALK TO YOU :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Hobbes874]

Drew Carey has a collection of sex dolls.

[Smapdey]

Fun thing to do with a sex doll? Drive erractically and throw it from your car, watch as she tears ass across the pavement.

[Dying_Corpse]

Originally posted by Petrodon
Why is it that they have Braille instructions on drive through ATM machines? Does anyone think we have taken this equality thing just a rash too far at this point. I mean really, equality is fine and dandy by me, and I feel for the blind, but when it comes down to brass tax, BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE! And I mean that from the bottom of my heart, while I am all for empowerment there is such a thing as overboard.

Politically Correct People make me want to take out a 7-11 with an AK-47 that I stole from a drug dealer after I blackjacked his dumb ass with a sock full of quarters.
to get back on topic...
i'm pretty sure its because they don't want to produce a whole new line of atm button's just for the drive-thru ones