american judge

[nineball16]

found this article in a local paper today

US JUDGE ON TRIAL

"A U.S. judge will go on trial on three charges of indecent exposure for allegedly masturbating with a 'penis pump' during a murder case.
Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench.
The 58-year old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, for 22 years. Thompson faces 10 years jail and a $26,000 fine for each offence"

somehow i think america's justice system, and many other systems, need improving

[Digital Limit]

Wow, talk about ridiculous.

[halomizer]

with a penis pump? old fuck.

[tisl]

I don't think anybody else has actually pondered the WTFasity of what this guy did. I mean seriously, what the HELL was he thinking? It's one thing to buy a penis pump, but using it in the fucking courthouse? I mean seriously, what the fuck?

[SuperDavidGT]

HAHA!! THAT MADE MY DAY!!

sick old fucks run your courts, sick old fucks run your military, sick old fucks run your fucking country. america ftw!

[SnapJaw]

Think I saw that on fark a few months ago... took a while to get him to court, the old fart.

[wangstramedeous]

That's so hilarious. I mean the shame first of all and plus...didn't he think it would be obvious.

[Digital Limit]

Yeah, how'd they catch him? Wouldn't it be a little odd, "Your Honor, could you please move out from behind your desk?"

[SnapJaw]

One day he accidently used the pump to hammer while shouting "Order, order!" then realised all eyes were not on him, but on his hand.

Then he said, "Oops, my bad". Seriously. Nah, just made all that shit up.

[Killer Klown]

'For each offense'?

Does this mean he was caught multiple times, or are they just fining him for each jack?

[Downfall]

bet the inside of that robe was nice and crusty

[nineball16]

offence could also mean ejaculate