Ever pulled a hiest?

[TopSecretBoy]

Have any of you, or anyone you know ever pulled a hiest? What was it? Did they get away with it?

[Hobbes874]

Smap and I stole some Orbit Citrus Mint gum from Wal-Mart a couple months ago. We were under the influence of powerful psychedelics though. Dunno if that counts, but it was fun. I tried to get him to steal a big bag of chips by shoving it under his shirt and making a mad dash, while screaming, toward the door. But alas, he won't do it :(. Not a heist, but we stoled some 93cent gum digguh!!

[Digital Pimp]

I've always wanted to do that, but I think I'd want a monkey more than that though. One that's evil and I could dress in armor and have sword fights with. Imagine if he talked too, take it a step further imagine if you were in the heist and the getaway van drove up, you got in and the monkey was driving it! He would say stuff like "Come on we gotaa go, we gotta go!"

[Striker]

<3 Dane Cook.

[tisl]

I stole everything and anything in elementary school. It was badass. I guess in a sense I pulled a few heists. Biggest one I can remember is the art teacher's camera. Me and my buddy stole it and dumped it in an egyptian girl's bag. She got suspended for a while.

It continued to middle school as well. My 6th grade english teacher was a bitch. One day she was the last class of the day. Everyone was leaving, and she got up to go to the bathroom or something. I was operating with the same friend from noob school. We took her stuff and threw it in the garbage that was beside her desk. Lacking common sense, we stuck around to laugh at her reaction. We got into a world of shit and we had to clean her stuff.

Basically, if you're pulling a heist get the fuck out as fast as possible. And if you're going to get in trouble because the goods you're carrying are too hot, dump it on someone else and let them take the heat.

[epsilon]

Back in highschool me and a couple of friends would steal coke and ice cream whenever the store near the school would be crowded.

[SuperDavidGT]

me and some guys got in my mates car and drove to the supermarket in the middle of the night, backed his car up into the loading area and helped ourselves to about 200 loaves of sliced/bagged bread and muffins, filled up his car, and drove around throwing it all out, slice by slice.

i think that same night we went to another supermarket and lifted a couple of palettes of redbull. i couldnt sleep for a VEEERY long time after that.

[LynX]

Damnit, all i stole were some shiny stickers when i was 5. :(

[bxx]

a few coworkers and i stole about 6 to 7 thousand dollars worth of clothes at the store we use to work at. since i was assistant manager, the boss would leave me in charge on her lunch and dinner hours and well we would get a friend to drive by and have about 3 to 4 big bags full of jeans, shirts and even jackets. in fact when our manager decided the quit her job we managed to convince her to take stuff with us.

[TopSecretBoy]

Those are beautiful guys. I especially like the lifted crates of Red Bull.

[burnart]

Never stole so much, but me and some mates had fun with boats every weekend..until they got caught one time i wans't there, and they ratted me out...fucking lamers

[Hitman]

The Feds are all over the place nowadays, I would tell but i'd probably get my shit raided after the story.. I bet some form of Anti-Arab-Pedophile-Narc-Rape unit is already scanning these forums looking for any potential perp.

[SuperDavidGT]

The Feds are all over the place nowadays, I would tell but i'd probably get my shit raided after the story.. I bet some form of Anti-Arab-Pedophile-Narc-Rape unit is already scanning these forums looking for any potential perp.

i wonder if they'd extradict me if i told you about the shit i did on my trip to america

[PHAT_ASS]

a few coworkers and i stole about 6 to 7 thousand dollars worth of clothes at the store we use to work at. since i was assistant manager, the boss would leave me in charge on her lunch and dinner hours and well we would get a friend to drive by and have about 3 to 4 big bags full of jeans, shirts and even jackets. in fact when our manager decided the quit her job we managed to convince her to take stuff with us.

yea i remember that time... good job, those big name clothe companies deserve their made-in-taiwan-but-uberly-excessive shit stolen