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bxx
December 5th, 2005, 03:54 PM
All i can say is woah! she was loud, horny and fucking ready to go at it EVERYWHERE inside my house. overall experience rating? 8/10

Downfall
December 5th, 2005, 03:57 PM
be sure to keep the receipt, they can get crazy bitchy

RacerX
December 5th, 2005, 05:27 PM
Did you get the pu pu platter?

nineball16
December 5th, 2005, 06:20 PM
spit out noodles?

dimsum411
December 5th, 2005, 06:32 PM
It was tub girl, huh?

bxx
December 5th, 2005, 06:45 PM
nah i got a whore who wanted to do it on every single table in my house

Hitman
December 5th, 2005, 07:28 PM
Good luck with the Bird-Flu/Sars.

Hobbes874
December 5th, 2005, 07:50 PM
Bxx doesn't wuv meh anymore :(




Rofl @ Hitman, I'm asian and I think that's funny.

BigFroC
December 5th, 2005, 10:19 PM
Good show.

xenophage
December 5th, 2005, 10:26 PM
DId she swallow?

SuperDavidGT
December 5th, 2005, 11:51 PM
been there, done that. im on to latinas now

Digital Limit
December 5th, 2005, 11:58 PM
I could have done an asian, but doing ugly chicks just isn't my style.

Hopefully she doesn't read these forums :rolleyes:

bxx
December 6th, 2005, 12:19 AM
rofl i would laugh my ass off if she did

bxx
December 6th, 2005, 12:20 AM
either way like tyler once said "this aint love, its sport fucking"

Vlad
December 6th, 2005, 07:40 AM
Sounds good. I wish I had a real pussy to fuck. My pet bitch (dog) just doesn't feel right. Am I doing something wrong? It doesn't really fit all the way in. Any advice would be greatly appreciated, as I'm regretting having to go in anally the past couple of times, I seem to have this yellow/red rash on my penis, and it won't go away.

I've tried chickens, cats, dogs and a mare once, the dog is the best so far, alas the rash is a constant problem that is crippling my sex life.

Phobo
December 6th, 2005, 09:02 AM
It was tub girl, huh?


haha PWNED!

amirin
December 6th, 2005, 09:24 AM
i didnt know that tubgirl was asian.

bxx
December 6th, 2005, 12:09 PM
they arent

Trustkill
December 6th, 2005, 03:53 PM
What Asians lack in emotion (or personality) they make up for with a very neat pussy. Everything is usually tucked in nicely, no beef curtains, and a clean matching asshole to go with it.
Something just doesnt sit right with me though when it comes to sleeping with em. It's almost like they initiate some sex program in their "brain" that seems over emphasized, thus making it feel like you're fucking some sort of AI with a fleshy housing. Maybe I'm just a fucking retard. Yup.

JerraMaya
December 6th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Sounds good. I wish I had a real pussy to fuck. My pet bitch (dog) just doesn't feel right. Am I doing something wrong? It doesn't really fit all the way in. Any advice would be greatly appreciated, as I'm regretting having to go in anally the past couple of times, I seem to have this yellow/red rash on my penis, and it won't go away.

I've tried chickens, cats, dogs and a mare once, the dog is the best so far, alas the rash is a constant problem that is crippling my sex life.

try goat or sheep and use shaving gel .

bxx
December 6th, 2005, 06:35 PM
What Asians lack in emotion (or personality) they make up for with a very neat pussy. Everything is usually tucked in nicely, no beef curtains, and a clean matching asshole to go with it.
Something just doesnt sit right with me though when it comes to sleeping with em. It's almost like they initiate some sex program in their "brain" that seems over emphasized, thus making it feel like you're fucking some sort of AI with a fleshy housing. Maybe I'm just a fucking retard. Yup.

trust your words are like music to my ears! finaly someone who i can share with. i mean what you wrote is so dead on i dont think jesus christ could of explained it better.

Vlad
December 6th, 2005, 06:49 PM
trust your words are like music to my ears! finaly someone who i can share with. i mean what you wrote is so dead on i dont think jesus christ could of explained it better.

Jesus Christ didn't know shit about Asians, I'm sure of it. Jesus and the Asian peoples were world's apart.

Digital Pimp
December 6th, 2005, 07:27 PM
But Jesus loves ALL the little children of the world, I mean look at his main representation on Earth The Catholic Church.

Downfall
December 6th, 2005, 07:40 PM
i hear hes not to fond of the jews. with them killing him and all

bxx
December 6th, 2005, 09:37 PM
damn right! fuck the jews!

King Speedy
December 6th, 2005, 09:48 PM
l'chaim.

SuperDavidGT
December 6th, 2005, 11:12 PM
damn right! fuck the jews!

what are you, palestinian?

Trustkill
December 7th, 2005, 08:06 AM
what are you, palestinian?

just the general gentile consensus.

bxx
December 7th, 2005, 08:22 AM
no im not, im just a white man who doesnt discriminate. I HATE EVERYONE EQUAL.

unskinnybob
December 7th, 2005, 11:10 AM
This thread is nearly as retarded as Hitman's "Why I don't fuck virgins" thread. Is there something poluting the western world's water?

bxx
December 7th, 2005, 12:07 PM
listen this is the internet, we mean business :o

Hitman
December 7th, 2005, 07:29 PM
This thread is nearly as retarded as Hitman's "Why I don't fuck virgins" thread. Is there something poluting the western world's water?


Hey scumbag african, don't word the title of my thread incorrectly.

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 8th, 2005, 10:45 PM
All of you fucks need lobotomy with a cock.

SuperDavidGT
December 8th, 2005, 11:15 PM
All of you fucks need lobotomy with a cock.

i missed you too?

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 9th, 2005, 12:01 AM
And as for generalizations about Asians. I would say that not all Japanese, Korean and Chinese are the only Asians eventhough they are the horny ones.

bxx
December 9th, 2005, 12:47 AM
im tapping that shit tomorow morning again ahaha. now i wonder how this bitch will react when she finds out im not really interested in a relationship ;D

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 9th, 2005, 01:01 AM
Is she Japanese, then in fact you'd be surprised as to how much sex she wanted and you couldn't deliver.

Roq
December 9th, 2005, 04:22 AM
All i can say is woah! she was loud, horny and fucking ready to go at it EVERYWHERE inside my house. overall experience rating? 8/10

Welcome to the club. Most asians are good in bed!