Humor: Caption This/Before and After

[petere]

Provide a caption or a paragraph or a dialogue for these "Before and After" photos.

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
the more ludicrous the better

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpg http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

[dimsum411]

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[burnart]

just like poetry, dimsum.

[LynX]

Day: Manwhore.

Night: Spare tyre.

[tisl]

He made a thread like this then got his kneecaps smashed and house burned down. I mean, you know, or so I've heard.

[JerraMaya]

Petere, i want to shit in your mouth