A big "Fuck You!" to...

[RAY16]

The goddamn retarded asshole FedEx guy that tosses my packages into my backyard so my dog can piss on them instead of doing his job properly and knocking on my front door. This same person also just barged into my backyard during one delivery and came right up to my backyard door while I was standing there. Who the fuck does that? Why the fuck would you just walk into somebodys yard like that? I could be a crazy shotgun toting crackhead, or I could have a big ass Rottweiler that's got a taste for human flesh.

If this shit happens again with the stuff I'll be ordering soon, I swear I'm going to do everything I possibly can to get this dumbass fired.

[Striker]

Stab him in the face.

[iplayguitar]

Get big ass Rottweiler that's got a taste for human flesh.

[greymeister]

Either that or a big ass human that's got a taste for Rottweiler flesh...or something.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Anal rape him.. oh wait!

[SuperDavidGT]

have you got a second storey? a balcony looking out over the front yard? good, turn it into a sniper's nest. make it obvious.

dont forget to leave a bottle of JD's on the railing in plain view so the fucker knows your serious.

or do a sign saying "fuck with me, and you'll be the DedEX man

(sorry, couldnt help myself)

[Hitman]

I wouldn't get him fired, I would take the day off that the package is coming and pull a "mild" prank on him.. something like, coming to the door naked with a hard-on.. after signing for the package ask him if he knows anyone who sucks cock.

I bet that he won't come onto your property in such a rude manner after that.

[tisl]

Just tell him to stop being a dickhead and knock on the front door.

[Striker]

Just tell him to stop being a dickhead and knock on the front door.
Preferably while naked with a hardon.

[tisl]

What if the FedEx guy grabbed his shit?

[TopSecretBoy]

What if the FedEx guy grabbed his shit?

Score!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

So cock is shit now?