Toilets: Bidet

[Digital Limit]

Want heated jets of water propelled up your ass without the hassle of scheduling an enema?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/jei_go_chan/bidet_en.gif

Seriously, though: Where can I pick me one of these up?

Toilet paper is so 2005.

[RogerWilco]

Go to any upscale hotel in Europe or Asia in the past 15 years....

[Digital Limit]

Go to any upscale hotel in Europe or Asia in the past 15 years....

Oh yeah, I wasn't implying this was 'new'.

I'm just wondering where I can hit these up in the US, given I had to search 'Japanese Bidet' to get this picture.

[Yian]

Yeah, some people in Asian mocked the hell out of it, saying "how about an eject button?" :D

[dimsum411]

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

[RogerWilco]

Just attach a hose to your sink faucet and blast away.. :)

[SuperDavidGT]

Just attach a hose to your sink faucet and blast away.. :)

rofl

[Yian]

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm
That kind of toilet used to be absolutely fucking everywhere in Taiwan. Every school I went to use that type. I absolutely fucking hated them so much. I never do it unless it was absolutely necessary, or I usually hold it until I can go home and use a normal toilet. When I came to US and realized that every bathroom here uses the normal ones, I though, "finally a society with some common senses." Sometimes I find that being an Asian doesn't necessarily stop me from asking "What the fuck is wrong with Asians."

[Hitman]

Just attach a hose to your sink faucet and blast away.. :)

LOL that's so stupid.. me likes.


I had a friend, some Indian kid, who sometimes used the bathroom and didn't wipe his ass.. he figured that he was going into the shower right after so it was the same shit as wiping your ass - with toilet paper, talk about shitty hands. His logic was so sickening, no wonder why I never stayed at this house.

[tisl]

I don't get the whole toilet paper thing, it's disgusting. I mean, fucking wiping isn't enough. It's shit! You need to spray your ass with water, and then wipe the water away so your underwear isn't wet. That's how I do it.

[Digital Pimp]

Sometimes I find that being an Asian doesn't necessarily stop me from asking "What the fuck is wrong with Asians."

Ah that gave me a good chuckle. But both societies have fucked up ideas.

[schnitzel_bob]

Bidets are pretty fucked. I know one guy who tried it in France, aimed the nozzle too high and sprayed water all over himself. I laughed so hard one of my kidneys exploded.

[nineball16]

they can also spray shit everywhere if your not careful

[burnart]

I live in europe, and i have never seen those kinds of toilets anywhere....just to let you know...though I have never been to france

[schnitzel_bob]

I've heard that in the land of France the women don't wear pants, and the men don't care 'cause they don't wear underwear.

[burnart]

your american right?

[schnitzel_bob]

Read my signature.

[dimsum411]

don't french women have fur bikini's?

[King Speedy]

I thought those things were for chicks.

[burnart]

Read my signature.

Well, in spirit, your an american...

[dimsum411]

Well, in spirit, your an american...

pwned??//shift?/shift??one!!!eleven1111!!

[schnitzel_bob]

Well, in spirit, your an american...

Go to the US. Then go to Canada. Then try telling anyone that the two are the same. Besides that, I'm french. Republicans foam at the mouth if they even hear the word french. So, in other words, suck my balls.

[burnart]

first you have to com here..then I'll suck you balls, anything extra is gonna cost you

[schnitzel_bob]

I've heard Norway is nice.

[burnart]

lots of fjords and mountains and shit

[General Edor Crespin]

Israel owns.

[TopSecretBoy]

Well, in spirit, your an american...

I'll fucking cut you.

[Striker]

I'll fucking cut you.
Pop a cap in yo punk ass, foo*

[burnart]

I'll fucking cut you.

Well, you can try....before we do this, how high are you? I get a discount on coffins