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Roq
December 19th, 2005, 05:37 AM
So I turned 22 yesterday. Nothing planned for my birthday, no big deal really. I still had to work until about 10, so my friend from work and I decide to get slurpees and put vodka in it. We both drive home and I shower and get ready to go out for the night, when another buddy calls me saying he has 4 girls over and hes the only guy. My friend from work comes to my house, we get our vodka and slurpees then head to the guy with 4 girls at his house, Bryan.

The first thing I notice is how all of the girls look mexican/italian and they are all gorgeous. Every one of them was a fucking PERFECT 10. The thing that sucks is that my friend from work isn't so attractive, and he leaves after about 10 minutes. I go over to the girl I think is the hottest and say "You need to give me a hug" she does, then I say "you need to give me your number" and she does. She's playing pool so I say "When your not playing you can sit on my lap." and she does, so I start feeling her up and groping her every time she sits on my lap. Bryan and his girl go upstairs for about 20 minutes, and they come down and tell me and my girl that I should go upstairs to check out the tv. Vicky (the girl I'm trying to fuck) grabs my hand and says "yeah lets check it out!"

We go to the bonus room and she lays on the couch, so I immediatly close the door and go on top of her. We make out for about 10 minutes and her friend busts open the door falling all over the place, comepltely shitfaced. We go downstairs for a bit and his parents come home. His parents are awesome, they don't give a fuck if we drink or have parties there, so they say hi and take the rest of our vodka and go in their room. Bryan mentions that there are 3 beds in his room, and the 4th girl stays downstairs passed out, and the 3 guys and 3 girls go upstairs.

Thank jesus christ Vicky and I got the top bunk, while Bryan and Brent stayed down below on 2 seporate beds that are practically touching eachother. The lights go out and we all fuck our girls until his fucking little brother comes in and immediatly jumps up into his bed in the top bunk. We all yell "get out!" before he actualy lands on top of me and Vicky.

After we fuck them and they go home, Brent tells us that he put his condom on and right before he sticks it in he hears Bryan stick his in and make a grizzly bear moan, and instantly it makes Brent go limp for the rest of the night.

So yeah, that was the best birthday ever. :cool:

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 19th, 2005, 07:00 AM
Rofl. I hope you don't get a child out of her too. Mexican punks are not intended to exist..

xenophage
December 19th, 2005, 07:26 AM
Sounds like fun

Downfall
December 19th, 2005, 02:46 PM
welcome to being 22 :D

karny
December 19th, 2005, 05:24 PM
God damnit, my 22nd birthday sucked i want a refund.

bxx
December 19th, 2005, 06:11 PM
awww man that sounds just like my crazy weekend in residence 2 months ago! me and my bud were fucking roomates in bunk beds too! i had the top just like you lol. the best part of it was me and him telling each other what we were doing. "hey ryan, you going to stick to her in the ass" "no man not yet but i might tomorow. you still eating laura out?" "yeah man i wanna see if i can make her moan louder then bonnie was 2 mins ago" (bonnie and laura girls we were fucking)

oh and i especialy loved the fact we didnt have condoms rofl

Heero
December 19th, 2005, 06:14 PM
Oh I hate your fucking intestines and the rest of you you mother fucker. You get this a fucking week before christmas. I hope you get the clap.

Digital Limit
December 19th, 2005, 07:09 PM
awww man that sounds just like my crazy weekend in residence 2 months ago! me and my bud were fucking roomates in bunk beds too! i had the top just like you lol. the best part of it was me and him telling each other what we were doing. "hey ryan, you going to stick to her in the ass" "no man not yet but i might tomorow. you still eating laura out?" "yeah man i wanna see if i can make her moan louder then bonnie was 2 mins ago" (bonnie and laura girls we were fucking)

oh and i especialy loved the fact we didnt have condoms rofl

So romantic.

And gay. Yeah, gay.

burnart
December 19th, 2005, 07:34 PM
so very gay...

man, i hope my 22'nd birthday is gay too

SuperDavidGT
December 19th, 2005, 08:42 PM
gigidy gigidy gigidy

JerraMaya
December 19th, 2005, 08:46 PM
awww man that sounds just like my crazy weekend in residence 2 months ago! me and my bud were fucking roomates in bunk beds too! i had the top just like you lol. the best part of it was me and him telling each other what we were doing. "hey ryan, you going to stick to her in the ass" "no man not yet but i might tomorow. you still eating laura out?" "yeah man i wanna see if i can make her moan louder then bonnie was 2 mins ago" (bonnie and laura girls we were fucking)

oh and i especialy loved the fact we didnt have condoms rofl

i think u made that up after having a erotic dream

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 19th, 2005, 10:55 PM
i think u made that up after having a erotic dream
... about he and his friend having sex together?

Digital Limit
December 19th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Speaking of sex, is there a video that your avatar is a clip from, WGARA?

It looks like quality stuff.

WhoGivesARatsAss
December 19th, 2005, 11:13 PM
Speaking of sex, is there a video that your avatar is a clip from, WGARA?

It looks like quality stuff.
I ripped it from some other forum.

Digital Limit
December 19th, 2005, 11:14 PM
Damn. [insert double entendre about 'pumping' here]

unskinnybob
December 20th, 2005, 03:58 AM
Yeah, when I turned 22 I had sex with Pamela Anderson. That also rocked.

JerraMaya
December 21st, 2005, 11:22 AM
Yeah, when I turned 22 I had sex with Pamela Anderson. That also rocked.

thats nasty

doing a blonde Shemale with over puffed bad shaped silicon tities and face like a swine

you watching too much old baywatch these days or what ?


... about he and his friend having sex together?

yes , i also think he touches himself when he see his friend sleeping naked.

Digital Limit
December 21st, 2005, 03:55 PM
Haha, nice avatar Jerramaya.

Sadly, that's the lass compliment you'll ever hear from me directed at you.

JerraMaya
December 21st, 2005, 08:04 PM
Haha, nice avatar Jerramaya.

Sadly, that's the lass compliment you'll ever hear from me directed at you.

awww , i am deeply touched

Roq
December 22nd, 2005, 02:52 AM
hahahahah thats my edit hahaha

Phobo
December 22nd, 2005, 05:00 AM
just like me, HBD