NINJAS!

[halomizer]

I stumbled upon this site yesterday, and i know this should be in the random links thread, but it wouldn't do it enough justice.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Here's the story that made me pee a little:
NinjaBABE

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. :D

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Meh.

[halomizer]

Meh.
well you know what......i'm going to bed it's like 3:30.

[Digital Limit]

Talk about OLD.

I think I used to joke about this site when I was 13.

Though, that's not to say it's bad: I actually find it hilarious.

And yet, it's incredibly old.

[NiteX]

Ninjas are so last month. :rolleyes:

[JerraMaya]

We have our own AT ninja



but he uses toy guns and plays all alone in the wild :confused:

[dimsum411]

Talk about OLD.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Yeah, it's old. But I've been wondering about that site for a while now. I saw it once and kinda thought, "What was that site with the ninja?"

[SuperDavidGT]

ninjas are out, pirates are in

[dimsum411]

you guys don't understand, that site is so old, several people have published parody mock-up sites in its honor.

http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html
http://supersilly.com/~greg/realultimateborg/

[tisl]

Telling people about that site is like saying "omg look what I found! http://maddox.xmission.com/"

[Digital Limit]

Whoa, who's that maddox guy? He seems pretty controversial.

[Downfall]

^please tell me your kidding

oh sweet jesus this stuff is old.

[xenophage]

I'm guessing it is Sarcasm

[Downfall]

sometimes i just cant tell sarcasim from stupidity around here. Then again I have no room to talk :D

[halomizer]

you know what , just delete the thread. now.

[Digital Limit]

Haha, I was being sarcastic. Don't you remember my thread on Maddox x months ago?

Anywho, his book should be out sometime soon.

Hopefully it doesn't suck.

[Downfall]

who let him publish?!