Merry Xmas, girls

[SuperDavidGT]

merry christmas to all,

may you all recieve enough sex to satiate your nymphomaniacal needs, and enough loot to make a black man in new orleans proud. oh, and happy hanukah to our jewish brethren

and if you believe in anything else, or nothing (like me)... well... have fun taking advantage of other people's relgious holidays :D

[boardryder]

Merry x-mas all! Hope the holiday is everything you thought it would be. Now, I'm gonna go get wasted!

[Kain]

Yeah, Merry Christ, Happy Hanukkah, a crazy Quanza, a merry mid year feast and a very solemn and respectful Ramadan.

And rember, Christmis is a time to spend as much money on crap to boost your nations economy, so if your patriotic, spend all your savings and max out your credit cards.

Because Saving is for Suckas

:rolleyes:

[Striker]

And rember, Christmis is a time to spend as much money on crap to boost your nations economy, so if your patriotic, spend all your savings and max out your credit cards.

Because Saving is for Suckas

:rolleyes:
Aye aye, cap'n!

Merry Christmas, fools.

[TopSecretBoy]

I got a VX8100, a shirt, and a random fact book.

[Downfall]

im planing on getting either another external or a DVD burner.

[Hobbes874]

Werd, Merry X-mas/Holidays (If you wanna be "P.C") fools.

I think I'm getting an Ipod, a Passport Escort 8500 (I drive a really red car) and some socks (I hope!).

Neway....
http://www.xmas-pics.com/items/460.jpg

[Phobo]

merry merry !!!1

[LynX]

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

[bxx]

happy honica!

[King Speedy]

Happy Channukah.

[dimsum411]

Merry Christmas all!

[Hitman]

Happy Christmahannukwanzakkah.. ok to many tv commercials for me.

Two bottles of 151 and parties to attend this weekend... yes sir.

Happy Holidays to all.

Afrikaans: Gesëende Kersfees
Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees
African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats
Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden
Arabic: Milad Majid
Argentine: Feliz Navidad
Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal
Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha
Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
Chile: Feliz Navidad
Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
(Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
Columbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Corsian: Pace e salute
Crazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La Roo
Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian: Sretan Bozic
Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish: Glædelig Jul
Duri: Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak
Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
or Zalig Kerstfeast
English: Merry Christmas
Eskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hi
Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!
Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish: Hyvaa joulua
Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
French: Joyeux Noel
Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
Galician: Bo Nada
Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! German: Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek: Kala Christouyenna!
Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi: Shub Naya Baras
Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hawaian: Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic: Gledileg Jol
Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
Iroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay.
Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Jiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags
Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
Lettish: Priecigus Ziemassvetkus
Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu
Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi Nijaar
Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik
Maltese: IL-Milied It-tajjeb
Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori: Meri Kirihimete
Marathi: Shub Naya Varsh
Navajo: Merry Keshmish
Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
Occitan: Pulit nadal e bona annado
Papiamento: Bon Pasco
Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Philipines: Maligayan Pasko!
Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie
Portuguese:Feliz Natal
Pushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha
Rapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn
Romanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!
Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele
Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Sami: Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Sardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
Serbian: Hristos se rodi
Slovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Sami: Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Croatian: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Serbian: Hristos se rodi. Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
Spanish: Feliz Navidad
Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Tagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tami: Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym
Urdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vietnamese: Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh: Nadolig Llawen
Yugoslavian: Cestitamo Bozic
Yoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!

[greymeister]

And have a happy Festivus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus)

[halomizer]

Yeah, Merry Christ, Happy Hanukkah, a crazy Quanza, a merry mid year feast and a very solemn and respectful Ramadan.
i swear i just saw that on the simpsons

[PHAT_ASS]

merry credit card loading holiday

i got some JBL speakers for my car... what you guys get?

[Digital Limit]

It's not Christmas yet, let alone Christmas morning. I have received nothing.

[Downfall]

its christmas.....

now why do i have the overwhelming urge to strangle people with their bounds of holly?

[Hobbes874]

12min into Christmas fer meh

[BigFroC]

I got King Kong boxers. Yes!

[Digital Limit]

We don't open until tomorrow.

My mom hasn't even wrapped our presents yet - she's going to do it when I'm asleep.

What a lazy bitch.

(hyperbole)

[Roq]

i didnt ask for anything so who knows wtf im getting

[dimsum411]

I got King Kong boxers. Yes!

I thought Kong had no genitals :o

[schnitzel_bob]

Merry Christmas, etc. to all.

Lois Griffin: "Brian, where's that sweater I knit for you?"
Brian Griffin: "Well, its hot in here..."
Lois Griffin: "Don we now our gay apparel"
Brian Griffin *puts on totally queer sweater*: "It doesn't get much gayer than this"

[Roq]

i still havent opened any presents and the rest of my family isnt here yet

[Roq]

pics from my xmas so far:
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/6865/grammy0jd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/3131/gramps018iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hobbes874]

I'd hit em both....TWO TIMES!!!!11111

[SuperDavidGT]

roq = owned

jeez you guys are slow, im already halfway through boxing day

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Athiest celebrating Christmas. Fuckin' Heathens.

[Digital Limit]

I got a small fridge: 1.5ftx 1.5ft x 2.0ft

It's a black/silver Sanyo with white interior.

Good stuff.

Other gifts include Xbox 360 Harmony Remote, Liberal playing cards, America the Book Calendar, 80GB HD, CD holder, Dane Cook standup, and a bunch of other tiny goodies.

Overall, a quality Christmas.

Oddly enough, I enjoyed giving gifts more than receiving them.

Though, that's possibly because knives and Polarity proved very interesting things.

[tisl]

Grandma's got no tits.

[Striker]

Got me a Soundlbaster X-FI, a KA-BAR pocket knife, tape-deck player thing so I can use my Ipod in various people's cars (and eventually my own, when I get off my lazy ass), and various other goodies here at my dad's. At my mom's the 30 gig Ipod Video was my combination birthday/christmas present, and I think that's bitchin. I liked givin presents, and I think it was a good Christmas. Gonna go cruise up to my grandma's house for a couple of days on wednesday.

Oh yeah, got an electric shaver as well, so now maybe I can be less lazy and shave daily. Wootah.

[Vlad]

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

Fuck Christ. Fuck christianity, and fuck your offensive song. But most of all, fuck christmas.

All hail southpark.

[burnart]

indeed....I got mountains shues(sp?), man I love those. Was on a 4 hour trip with those, didn't even feel it in my feet. never had so good shues in my life.