Are you good?

[Hitman]

Are you good in bed ???

Body: Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun, below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed.

AFTER your done... put your name at the bottom along w/your score.


Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex




Wtf I got a -2.. I feel violated.

[Docta Beeeer]

no topic

[SuperDavidGT]

-30 bitches

im not willing to explore any further if it means kissing men/getting my cock covered in shit

[Ahriman]

Eh, about a -20.

[Digital Limit]

13.

Damn, I suck at the bonin'.

[halomizer]

isn't the least you can go 0?

[Digital Limit]

No one is using the base 50, given we don't read directions.

[Hobbes874]

-7 using the base of 0.

[dimsum411]

minus 30

[Smapdey]

3

[wmgreer]

13

[bxx]

1

[bxx]

and yes i have made my own porn and kissed someone of the same sex once.

[Digital Limit]

1

So, did you use the base fifty? Or did I miss something?

[Hitman]

and yes i have kissed someone of the same sex once.

Umm, to much info dude.. that reminds me though, when we finally have that Atrip meet pucker up.

[Killer Klown]

Flat 0, using starting point 50.

[Digital Limit]

Can I see the porn you made?

Unless it involves that guy you kissed.

:rolleyes:

[Killer Klown]

Different times, truth be told. Though I can also say that I've got one that isn't on the list - Never did cover how many people you've had sex with _at once_ up there.

[Digital Limit]

Someone should make a new, better test.

This test is pretty worthless.

[caregirl]

Started at 50 ... ended up with a 15.

Only things I didn't subtract for were using someone for sex ... making porn... and having sex with more than 5 ppl.

If making dirty pics counts as porn then I got a 10.

EDIT: And yes the lowest score you can possibly get is a 0, so the negative scores are not probable unless you just can't count.

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[farsimon]

10

And I didn't even have to use someone for sex, or have more than 1 partner.

You guys are losers!

[Digital Limit]

EDIT: And yes the lowest score you can possibly get is a 0, so the negative scores are not probable unless you just can't count.


Or it's because people are using base 0, like I said.

[SuperDavidGT]

And yes the lowest score you can possibly get is a 0, so the negative scores are not probable unless you just can't count.

Three cheers, she got something even dolly parton could have figured out. i like how everyone posting after halomiser figured it out seems to be a fucking genius

[tisl]

I kept losing focus and crap. The test is too hard. Anyway, the score would have been pretty lousy if I managed to finish it.

[Digital Limit]

Hehe, tisl makes me laugh. Maybe it'd because I imagine Jay Sherman talking, or maybe it's because stupidity is comedy gold.

[bxx]

i used 50 as a base and used my neat microsoft calculator to add and subtract!

[burnart]

I refuse to take this test, something said I shouldn't :D

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

40

[Roq]

I got a 5

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