tisl
January 7th, 2006, 10:53 AM
For the past two days I've been gaming for almost the entire day (got sucked back into that crappy game they call World of Warcraft). Now, I can't help but jerk off at least once a day. Normally this isn't a problem, because I don't have anything else to do. But goddamn it, it's a serious problem during those excessive gaming weeks. So I was thinking of a solution, and this is it.
A small box, with gears and all that stuff inside. Sticking out of the box is a metal stick, and attached to the end of that metal stick is a hand whose fingers can be adjusted and locked into position (to fit each penis). When turned on, the gears move the hand back and forth, stroking the penis. The awesome thing is that with this device, one does not have to quit the game to relieve themselves of the masturbatory urge. The whole thing will run on electricity, since the gears are going to be pretty small, because you don't need a whole lot of power to jerk off.
If anybody knows an engineer please have them email me at ipeeith@gmail.com (or post here). Also, please don't turn this into one big joke. I honestly think this is a serious problem for horny gamers around the globe, and working towards making this idea a reality is more beneficial than saying stupid shit.
A small box, with gears and all that stuff inside. Sticking out of the box is a metal stick, and attached to the end of that metal stick is a hand whose fingers can be adjusted and locked into position (to fit each penis). When turned on, the gears move the hand back and forth, stroking the penis. The awesome thing is that with this device, one does not have to quit the game to relieve themselves of the masturbatory urge. The whole thing will run on electricity, since the gears are going to be pretty small, because you don't need a whole lot of power to jerk off.
If anybody knows an engineer please have them email me at ipeeith@gmail.com (or post here). Also, please don't turn this into one big joke. I honestly think this is a serious problem for horny gamers around the globe, and working towards making this idea a reality is more beneficial than saying stupid shit.