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tisl
January 7th, 2006, 10:53 AM
For the past two days I've been gaming for almost the entire day (got sucked back into that crappy game they call World of Warcraft). Now, I can't help but jerk off at least once a day. Normally this isn't a problem, because I don't have anything else to do. But goddamn it, it's a serious problem during those excessive gaming weeks. So I was thinking of a solution, and this is it.

A small box, with gears and all that stuff inside. Sticking out of the box is a metal stick, and attached to the end of that metal stick is a hand whose fingers can be adjusted and locked into position (to fit each penis). When turned on, the gears move the hand back and forth, stroking the penis. The awesome thing is that with this device, one does not have to quit the game to relieve themselves of the masturbatory urge. The whole thing will run on electricity, since the gears are going to be pretty small, because you don't need a whole lot of power to jerk off.

If anybody knows an engineer please have them email me at ipeeith@gmail.com (or post here). Also, please don't turn this into one big joke. I honestly think this is a serious problem for horny gamers around the globe, and working towards making this idea a reality is more beneficial than saying stupid shit.

PHAT_ASS
January 7th, 2006, 11:58 AM
http://sybian.com/aff/venusindex.htm

General Edor Crespin
January 7th, 2006, 02:16 PM
Behind the times, tisl.

SuperDavidGT
January 7th, 2006, 10:04 PM
grotty little wanker :D

you need a girl, mate. or at least a dog and some peanut butter, if your desperate enough to need a machine for whacking your bishop

Dark_Swordmaster
January 8th, 2006, 12:22 AM
grotty little wanker :D

you need a girl, mate. or at least a dog and some peanut butter, if your desperate enough to need a machine for whacking your bishop



I'd place good money it's a pawn.

Hobbes874
January 8th, 2006, 02:48 AM
http://home.arcor.de/murdok1/ghey.jpg

You need some ass man....

tisl
January 8th, 2006, 12:11 PM
http://sybian.com/aff/venusindex.htm
Crap, it costs $815 minimum. http://www.sybian.com/v2korder6.htm

Also, it's not about being a geeky gamer who needs someone to jerk him off. There are plenty of Phillipino and Indian whores, and they're cheap too. It's because, thanks to the hormones, I have to jerk off at least once a day, otherwise I get irritated. But I don't want to jerk off when I game, even though I have to. That's why I want this device.

Hitman
January 8th, 2006, 02:25 PM
http://home.arcor.de/murdok1/ghey.jpg

You need some ass man....

I'm with dude on this one.

schnitzel_bob
January 8th, 2006, 04:26 PM
Anyone too lazy to do the deed himself (when there's no other alternative) doesn't deserve a dick.

tisl
January 9th, 2006, 12:38 AM
I was discussing this with an internet friend, and apparently he's really good with this stuff.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5732/jackoffmachine0uf.jpg

This thing might actually get made soon. It's cheaper and better than that Sybian crap since it's going to have a fleshlight attached instead of a pump. I just have to go down the science center (it's like a club) and ask one of the smart guys to help me with it.

halomizer
January 9th, 2006, 12:45 AM
wow

Digital Limit
January 9th, 2006, 02:14 AM
Hahaha!

Worst. Idea. Ever.

You'll make millions.